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assbot: ISIS driving Toyotas a little too often, US Treasury wonders why — RT USA ... ( http://bit.ly/1RujWEK )
pete_dushenski: piss is too pricey.
pete_dushenski: what are the chances that democracy doesn't produce the best results ? but rather the results that favour usg interests ? hm. i wonder.
pete_dushenski: go figure the one political leader in iran who doesn't have to worry about re-elections has the most considered perspective.
pete_dushenski: ""Negotiations with the United States open gates to their economic, cultural, political and security influence. Even during the nuclear negotiations they tried to harm our national interests.," Khamenei was quoted as saying on his website.""
pete_dushenski: because what's to negotiate with ? usg is a nebulous metastatic blob with no end and no beginning. trying to have a conversation with it is like talking to a tree and expecting the forest to play along.
pete_dushenski: "Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Wednesday banned any further negotiations between Iran and the United States" << because not even iran will negotiate with terrorists.
ascii_field: in turn, no one bothers to develop an actual driver because 'dontcha know, ubuntu is linux and there is a linux driver'
ascii_field: (functions only if you use the ubuntu kernels and never attempt to so much as rebuild)
ascii_field: because it enables a host of sc4mz0rz to peddle 'linux-compatible!!1!!!11' crud that is entirely not
ascii_field: incidentally, the very existence of 'ubuntu' is a blight.
ascii_field: this is (or was) afaik the most expensive portable sold, and it is ~still~ a turd
ascii_field: that can't be turned off
punkman: why doesn't the external display work?
ascii_field: instead, i look at 2mm tall text.
ascii_field: most of all for there being no (afaik) alternative to it
ascii_field: i cannot even begin to describe how much i hate this thing
jurov: http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/laptops/thinkpad/w-series/w540/ lol "power to handle any taxing software" i understood as "taxation software"
ascii_field at the end of the latest bout of this
ascii_field has been trying and failing to get external lcd working on a w540 for >year now
assbot: Mongolian Music (Rap Style) Throat Song "Fish Symboled Stamp" - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Q8iLtq )
pete_dushenski: $cad 1 = $usd 0.66 at the time, was parity five years ago, now back to 0.75
punkman: how much was the gameboy around then?
pete_dushenski: ah scratch that 40 guesstimate : the 1996 model msrp'd for 2079 yen, $usd 15.99. so probably closer to $cad 20.
pete_dushenski: those pre-dot-com bucks are nothing to sneeze at.
pete_dushenski: global phenomenon eh. i don't think they were exactly cheap either. maybe $cad 40 ? in ~1997 money ?
pete_dushenski: jurov: you ever play tamagotchi ? i think i was the only kid in my class who didn't. maybe one other.
pete_dushenski: coming to a leasing plan near you (tm)
jurov: convert your dog to tamagotchi!!11(r)(tm)
assbot: DogStar TailTalk: World’s First Dog Emotion Sensor | Indiegogo ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiuhTe )
pete_dushenski doesn't, ftr, think alf is anything like a 'crank' but that he's easily the foremost expert on those who are
pete_dushenski: he'll sense things that no person ever could, and have the ability to articulate it !
pete_dushenski: 'alf dog' can truly be man's best friend : always keeping him on his toes, alert, aware of the faintest rustles in the leaves
pete_dushenski: it'll obviously talk, mostly pessimistic/crank whispering, fomenting rumours from across the land
pete_dushenski: hell, when eulora gets animals, this beast should be there !
pete_dushenski: free of the bright light of contrast
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: sure the bar is lower for dogs, where's the alf dog ? not meeting a stand-out example allows the others to enjoy their mediocre unexceptionalism
pete_dushenski: but the superglue is a bit much ;/
pete_dushenski: jurov: looks like amethyst. /me recalls traveling across canada in my early youth, stopping at amethyst mines, being fascinated by the colour and size of the formations
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski im not so sure of the entire moulding thing. i think i met more competent dogs than competent humans in my life, mostly because the bar so much lower for dog. and it's self-moulding really, just as long as you don't get in th way too much.
mircea_popescu: "hey, this tastes like shit" "add some ginger to it!"
mircea_popescu: and THEY KNEW it was fucking stupid, which is why they put that ground copper on it or w/e it is.
mircea_popescu: what thefuck is that disgusting goop
jurov: pete_dushenski: the $20 foliage reminds me of http://imgur.com/x6qYB3J
mike_c: but still, just put your goddamn pants on so we can go to the park. ☟︎
mike_c: Although there is that weird feeling of frustration and pride when your stubborn two year old will not do what you want, but you realize that's because he is a lot like you.
mike_c: mhm. let's circle back on that when your newborn gets a personality :)
pete_dushenski: mike_c: more easily than people, yes. but people too !
pete_dushenski: just not for yours truly so much
mike_c: you can train a dog to do what you tell it.
pete_dushenski: not that the unconditional love thing probably doesn't hold some appeal
pete_dushenski: i mean, if you're going to put that much work into a lump of flesh, from infancy on upwards, why not at least mould it in your own image ?
pete_dushenski: dawgs are too much work for me
mircea_popescu: beats wood off the authentic cross and holy water from the whatever.
pete_dushenski: "For just $19.99, ShipFoliage.com will send you a few leaves harvested from the colorful forest floors of Vermont and New Hampshire. “Each leaf is carefully picked and color balanced in a bundle of three,” the website reads." << so $6.66 for a generic leaf ?? what was that about money not growing on trees ?
mircea_popescu: me too!
mike_c: I'm looking forward to Eulora land ownership.
mircea_popescu: should explain a lot about the state of the world.
mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/22990f91b0798344574e49d508211206/tumblr_noywcdzaoZ1u4e2kko1_1280.jpg << photoproof that being lame and boring is contagious, whereas being nude is not.
mircea_popescu recalls many winters ago going through books, discovering $680 express charge. turns out that if you want nyc service "within three days" you gotta pay like a week's wages. otherwise, the waiting list's 5 weeks long.
mircea_popescu: myeah. very pleasant young guy too.
mike_c: hehe, don't lose that guy's number. I bet a good contractor is almost as hard to find down there as it is up here.
mircea_popescu: stories from the deep, for my good friends in nyc (paging mike_c ) : plumer called yest ; said he's gonna show up today between noon and 3. showed up at 1. fixed thing with his own parts, half hour labour, certified sort of task. the bill ? ~120.
mircea_popescu: is stubbly fingers bad in the us ?
punkman: "Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits."
punkman: "There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers."
punkman: "Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump."
assbot: Is the Yeti Real? Researcher Finds Himalayan Yeti “Genetically Identical” to Ancient Polar Bear : Conscious Life News ... ( http://bit.ly/1FTiF8Y )
mircea_popescu: http://consciouslifenews.com/yeti-real-researcher-finds-himalayan-yeti-genetically-identical-ancient-polar-bear/1166893/ << how to help spammers create a mailing list. <div class="comment-author vcard"> <img src='http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=a3995edd941d3fdee574dab4064cb451&size=40' height='64' width='64' alt=sterls@bell.net' />
mircea_popescu: it's a typical surface-and-radius problem, and we for some reason fell on the lucky side of it.
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 04:54:48; punkman: "We try a chest X-ray, turning up the power to the maximum setting. All we see is white: The patient’s body is just too thick to allow standard X-rays to penetrate to the bones; he is a walking lead shield."
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293893 << this is no small matter, incidentally. it'sjust good fortune that human body can actually be imaged without requiring doses of radiation that'd be strong enough to induce cancer locally. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 04:35:36; phf: known as блат in russian, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blat_(favors). though that word is more often used in context of getting ahead i think it basically applies to overall structure of society. when shit hits the fan you call a your sister's husband's uncle who's a general, "vasily mikhalich, this is such and such..."
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293880 << amusingly enough, in romanian the word denotes a bluff. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 04:23:01; phf: in su we were taught a different strategy, since "having evidence" is top kek, know who to call if things go bad. if you had no one to call, you were shit out of luck
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293871 << twas not top kek, jjust, hard to do well. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: spoils for the victor : http://41.media.tumblr.com/5a1c78dfb9b45021b4dcf1340826949a/tumblr_nkwlcd20hJ1tkz70so7_1280.png
mircea_popescu: http://36.media.tumblr.com/0d32607a6ec1a0a782a994dc6acbfd16/tumblr_nkwlcd20hJ1tkz70so2_1280.png << any drunken walk experts in the audience care to explain why the well work walkspot (a fine indicator of the strip club with tradition) is square rather than the round one'd expect ?
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 03:28:13; trinque: most of my work involves the device in my lap currently, don't need tons of space
trinque: mircea_popescu | http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293767 <<< i always thought trinque is a pretty good male stripper name. << bwahahaha, I'd have said web work is a proper whore's job ☝︎
mircea_popescu: they'll get all the effort underway for a "sting operation", easy 100k worth, then you can just point and laugh at them.
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 04:01:20; phf: you should try buying some weed from him
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293856 << this is a better plan than it sounds lol. ☝︎
asciilifeform: supposing i were not a slave and did not have to live on a plantation
asciilifeform: but re: phf et al, yes, with 5x the budget i would indeed rent five warehouses while living in a coffin.
asciilifeform: ah, now those we have everywhere.
mircea_popescu: this makes it a better thing to do than any alternative, for the guy in question.
mircea_popescu: anyway, inplainer terms : the point of rolly by some schmuck's house is that you get to be in the car, and the clock is ticking, and you almost certainly won't get shot.
asciilifeform: i don't give a tinker's damn if obamitler himself drives by my house.
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 03:45:57; BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> why bother ? << Because they know black people don't live hear, and they want me to call local PD because they anticipate racism.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293820 << interesting theory, sounds fucking insane tome, but then again... ☝︎
asciilifeform: but wtf is the point of 'rolling by' some schmuck's house ?
asciilifeform: hey every so often they bust a door and drag some kicking and screaming, no ?
mircea_popescu: dude, if they had the fucking balls to be effectual they wouldn't be themselves, now would they.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1293816 << in which we discover alf does not understand how teh usg works. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: anwyay, the ba log is really nothing other than properly kept minutes.
asciilifeform: and also by not being able to disappear into alone-space by pressing a button.
mircea_popescu: oh the interrupt thing. yeah i can see that.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i am very easily distracted by people talking
mircea_popescu: she actually does have a point, tho im sure she made a mess of it. or maybe not.