asciilifeform: filleting kittenz for obamitler's table ?

asciilifeform: eh there are worse things than web dev

asciilifeform has gone from the 'omfg how do i pay teh billz' to 'omfg which of these outfits should i sign with' in past week or so

asciilifeform is quite glad that he does not need this for anything nor ever will

asciilifeform: as if the shitlang weren't enough

asciilifeform: sadly they lacked modern brissant explosives. but think how picturesque.

asciilifeform: (what kind of trigger? use your imagination)

asciilifeform: if we lived in 18th c. britain, prior to the ban of security boobytraps, a frag would be an interesting item to build into a padlock ☟︎

asciilifeform: (ianal. ^ this may or may not mean anything in your jurisdiction)

asciilifeform: meant to signal that something was not merely left to be picked up and taken home by whoever

asciilifeform: a vibrating dildo, or electro-toothbrush, with needle taped on, works for this trick

asciilifeform: (essentially random walk brute force attack for shitty pin tumbler locks)

asciilifeform: aah l0l apparently this is a 'bumping' demo.

asciilifeform: hammer << why not dynamite then.

asciilifeform: aaaah yeah, i was wondering where the ph0rk w4rz folks went

asciilifeform: 'national swimming pool!... ...filtration system, a marvel to behold! it removes eighty percent of hyooooman soooolid waaaaste!1111'

asciilifeform: punkman: 'kazahstan!! greatest country in the world! all other countries are run by little gurlz!!11' (tm) (r) ('borat')

asciilifeform: ends: '... which one of them's at fault? / i cannot say! / but that old cart's / still there today!' -- approx.

asciilifeform: https://ru.wikisource.org/wiki/%D0%9B%D0%B5%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%8C,_%D0%A9%D1%83%D0%BA%D0%B0_%D0%B8_%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%BA_(%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%B2) << compl3337 t3x7

asciilifeform: ^ mircea_popescu prolly had this b00k

asciilifeform: http://preemnik2008.net/img/content/i1/1939.jpg << or for moar scientific treatment!!1

asciilifeform: unless you're of the mircea_popescu or orlov school of thought, in which case better gifts include horse and kalash ☟︎

asciilifeform: i can think of few better gifts -

asciilifeform: other than as a demo of 'turing completeness' for schoolchildren, i can think of no actual use for this

asciilifeform: afaik it was a 'we do what we must, because we can' sorta thing

asciilifeform: (~why~ to do this, is an entirely other question, which i am unable to even begin to apprehend)

asciilifeform: so there is hope.

asciilifeform: though there is a js x86 box emulator, yes

asciilifeform: but tend to get equally shoddy treatment in school on account of being jammed into same course in one semester.

asciilifeform: they don't really have much to do with one another.

asciilifeform: also arguably 'compiler' is two entirely separate disciplines,

asciilifeform: best place to learn is still... by reading an actual compiler from 1980s or prior

asciilifeform: it also helps if you have something like an actual reason for doing any of this.

asciilifeform: thestringpuller: if you're a complete n00b you might want to try one of andrew appel's schoolbooks

asciilifeform: 'I can't believe no one ever thought of a way how browser can authenticate a session without giving out secrets to anyone, including javascript.' << pgp ?

asciilifeform: but the timez have a-changed.

asciilifeform: and of course, known to every su schoolboy, the canonical: 'Изуверскими делами Он теперь известен всем - В диком штате Алабаме Страшный город Бирмингем....' (tm) (r) (mihalkov)

asciilifeform: 'By coming forward almost a decade later after these letters, this group of officers who witnessed drugs and weapons being planted and had the moral courage to bravely do the right thing are hoping the United States Department of Justice will intervene. The want a specially appointed federal prosecutor, from outside the state of Alabama....'

asciilifeform: http://blogs.reuters.com/great-debate/2015/11/26/want-to-move-your-tank-battalion-to-take-on-a-threat-natos-got-a-form-for-that << from the lulzfarmz

asciilifeform: mirce_popescu et al : if i ever dementia into the 'the hackathons where great work happens' level plz take me behind the shed & shoot. k thx