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asciilifeform: meanwhile, from the ministry of idiocy, https://www.google.com/trends/story/2015_US
asciilifeform: obligatory, 'i won't want to achieve immortality through my work; i want to achieve immortality through not dying' (woody allen)
asciilifeform: i see no particular diff b/w this and 'die for the motherland to build bright komyooonist fyootoor'
asciilifeform: starve.' << how does this differ from mircea_popescu's classical prescription 'go shoot a policeman' ?
asciilifeform: '...Just as long as the factories kept going up, it made no difference whatsoever they'd work for a different set of people than the set building them.... You know, "abstract principles" such as the notion that if you take half a million tons of grain's worth of labour out of some people to do something, that something they do at your behest will return them at the very least half a million tons of grain so they don't fucking
asciilifeform: they didn't do it, they just fell down and the cock went in
asciilifeform: 'Strictly the only difference between Argentina and Soviet Romania isn't that the Argentines "did it to themselves" while the Russkis did it to the poor Romanians (always there guarding the West from the barbarians so the French could build their cathedrals bla bla)' << l0l
assbot: Be Cool, or the multilayered cake of things I don't give a shit about. on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1P8iBmv )
deedbot-: [Trilema] Be Cool, or the multilayered cake of things I don't give a shit about. - http://trilema.com/2015/be-cool-or-the-multilayered-cake-of-things-i-dont-give-a-shit-about/
mircea_popescu: aww shit mod6 only now i saw your whisper. listen, youj gotta talk to me here or in #eulora, i dun much read the ingame chat.
asciilifeform: i.e. the shitgnomatic grub
asciilifeform: NOTE how grub2 (specifically!) is the affected ver
asciilifeform: and from this we learn MOTHERFUCKERS why dulap cycled mains...
asciilifeform: what does enemy then see? grub...
asciilifeform: consider this:
asciilifeform: actually the above is conventional wisdom but might well be false:
asciilifeform: but illustrative of the 'open sores' thing in general.
asciilifeform: not all that interesting to a literate person, considering how it involves the 'can walk away with the machine' sort of enemy
asciilifeform: 'A vulnerability in Grub2 has been found. Versions from 1.98 (December, 2009) to 2.02 (December, 2015) are affected. The vulnerability can be exploited under certain circumstances, allowing local attackers to bypass any kind of authentication (plain or hashed passwords). And so, the attacker may take control of the computer.'
assbot: Back to 28: Grub2 Authentication Bypass 0-Day ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ym7R6t )
asciilifeform: punkman: neato. i can't picture a time or place where you'd be out of wurk
punkman: asciilifeform: actually i'd love to know what that fella's job is << I do contract webwork, dataplumbing, (G)UIs, etc as it comes but it's a hassle dealing with derpclients. I also dabble in selling physical/digital products and maybe with some renewed effort and a few good people I'll make some shit stick. I don't really aspire to having a job.
asciilifeform: ( aaand if you know why, you're prolly as ready for the glue factory as i am... ) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: well that i dunno.
mircea_popescu: there are numerous romanian coder fellows from the ro.
asciilifeform: a noteworthy fella from ro other than mircea_popescu ! even
asciilifeform: was thinking of the time i dropped a btc into the piggy
asciilifeform: one time i threw in what must've been a whole b00k and then penaltykick
asciilifeform: actually i'd love to know what that fella's job is
mircea_popescu: he's gonna turn lead to cunt juice and animate pubic hairballs.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform since you've decided to discuss magic for some reason. as if THAT's what random derp making 30 an hour in portland is all about.
asciilifeform: (fine points and exquisite abuses thereof)
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2015#1345228 << i recently realized with horror that most of my dead tree library concerning programming is about cpp ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 17-12-2015 02:03:42; mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell you what, one time i separated 863 teenaged females into 10 groups of 5 tons each within a 1% tolerance. the process consisted of me walking through the group and pointing. to my advantgage, they were lightly dressed. to my disadvantage it was night time.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2015#1345225 << this is neato. but what was this re: ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i was into high fantasy. really, still am, da fuck with all the sci fi crap
asciilifeform: now to be fair this was not commonlisp but a miniature thing created just for the game
mircea_popescu: notrly my thing
mircea_popescu: download the game, see in the deps.
mircea_popescu: nah there's a magical version frozen in time
mircea_popescu: but if you want to rewrite cs in lisp...
mircea_popescu: problem is the whole stack is in c++ and i'm not about to manage language interfaces.
mircea_popescu: something like that.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform tell you what, one time i separated 863 teenaged females into 10 groups of 5 tons each within a 1% tolerance. the process consisted of me walking through the group and pointing. to my advantgage, they were lightly dressed. to my disadvantage it was night time. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: provided of course ben manages to not get himself fired from his own company over the buffer incident :D
assbot: You rated user punkman on 27-Nov-2014, with a rating of 1, and supplied these additional notes: Hangs around in #b-a.
mircea_popescu: curious how this'll work out.
punkman: in the interests of working with less wotless derps in 2016: You can rent punkman for $30/hr (can even get discounts if I like you), can operate git per your style guides, can't compile C with pen and paper.
asciilifeform: of the 'identify which line makes this .c exploitable, and write the exploit here'
asciilifeform: and this was by far the most trivial problem in the binder
asciilifeform: lulzily, at a job interview i was actually asked to ~compile a c proggy by hand on paper
asciilifeform does not use'em for anything, will not even tolerate in same room
asciilifeform: (unless ok with india, but then doesn't get to enjoy chair parade)
mircea_popescu: nevertheless, they're not worth actually paying money.
asciilifeform: but srsly, he's stuck paying them in actual money unless he wants to house'em.
mircea_popescu: are you going to argue to the merits or just gonna keep trying to squeak by on technicalities ?
asciilifeform: hey if mircea_popescu got to have a twatter
asciilifeform: there's maybe even 2 hour in there!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform do you think you can find any full hour of "work" on say github actually justifiably worth minimum wage ?
mircea_popescu: he gets the same the lawnmowing 12 yos get.
mircea_popescu: i have no idea why and wherefore brogramer gets to make minimum wage. seriously now.
asciilifeform: 30 is prolly the threshold for having them ambulatory, 'outpatient'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i think if he pays less he will have to keep them chained in own house
mircea_popescu: bitches gotta stand for the whole day, yo! and get hit on by all the losers too!
mircea_popescu: i don't get it, the chicks should bag groceries and make ~10.5 and the dudes should dfick around with javascript and make more than 9 ?!
mircea_popescu: 30 an hour ? it's scandalous. who the fuck pays code monkeys over minimum wage ?!
asciilifeform boggles mind at the starvation wages ben_vulpes pays his hirelings
trinque closes his laptop obediently, told planes can't land otherwise.
mircea_popescu: i'm actually willing to bet that his buffer sat there quietly, only flew once he hit enter.
trinque: I don't use erc, but apparently there's erc-accidental-paste-threshold-seconds
asciilifeform: just like the ill-fated turdatron
mircea_popescu: that may be, but i dun think it's a philosophy matter.
asciilifeform: and if that's in the paste ?
asciilifeform: but you can't do this in a console proggy
asciilifeform: but that's because my client is an x11 proggy
mircea_popescu: contained \n, only went once i pressed enter at the end.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's trivial to have it set up properly. looky here : 1
punkman: no thanks :P
asciilifeform: punkman: there were line feeds in there
punkman: clients should not auto-post when you paste, gives you a chance to abort
mircea_popescu: this sort of thing is what made phantomcircuit derp famous.
mircea_popescu: see what webstack does to you ?
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1344551 << first there is a faux test to set the bar low ☝︎
asciilifeform: aaaha that could've been the launch codes ben_vulpes
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes is there the luxury of us educating you on matters of security in that ?
asciilifeform had a chat with a very old and long-ago last seen phriend, who threatened to use asciilifeformisms in a linguistics phd thesis
asciilifeform: l0l do we want to know what other atrocities i'm responsible for
gribble: Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "ben_vulpes" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
mircea_popescu: ;;later ben_vulpes you gotta learn how to use this buffer thing.
mircea_popescu: if they take off currency controls, it's going to go to a 10 or something and that's that.
ben_vulpes: If the notion appeals, let me know that you're game. It would be fantastic to get the git exercise wrapped up by Jan 1, and yourself into the office as soon as you can make it after your return from Indiana.
ben_vulpes: well with the team, and (should we extend an offer to transition from contractor to employee) ascend our internal talent ladder.
ben_vulpes: Should you demonstrate speed of self-education, willingness to reach out for support if you need it, and the ability and willingness to cultivate your own beautiful little commit-trees, we'll offer you a contracting position paying $30/hr. This rate affords us the luxury of budgeting training and study time for you. Our hope is that as you build familiarity with the ecosystems and projects, that you'll demonstrate productivity, mesh
assbot: Logged on 16-12-2015 23:25:11; punkman: assbot: Government announces end of currency controls, exchange rate unification << how's that even gonna work
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-12-2015#1345078 << rather simply, currently they're raping the producers by taking their dollars in exchange for ~9 pesos each. meanwhile the open market rate for the dollar is about 15 pesos. ☝︎
ben_vulpes: Please reach out to me with any technical questions you have, any questions about how Git works or how to use it, or to review your progress and provide feedback. We take pairing and education seriously here, and are very happy to extend this support to you during this exercise.
ben_vulpes: We're looking for a really nice commit and merging history, so feel free to trash your working copies aggressively in pursuit of a nice finished product.
ben_vulpes: A huge part of the work that we do while building software is cultivating beautiful little trees of commits with Git. To that end, we want to resolve a concern on our end about getting you up to speed on our favorite version-controlatron (Git), and so we cooked up two exercises for you to work through over the next few weeks (see attached).
ben_vulpes: Thank you for stopping by and meeting the team—we had a blast and hope you did as well.
asciilifeform: (if i had to guess why - the extinction of hearn's riverz-of-meat crud)