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asciilifeform: hey, to an illiterate cave dweller all voodoo is the same, aluminum airplane or straw airplane
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if you're wondering why the figure's so low (srsly, palantir raises 200mn, whatsap sells for 20bn ?), the reason'd be that most of this has to be actual turkey buying dollars.
mircea_popescu: wordpress themes TECHNOLOGY ?
mircea_popescu: holy shit check that crazy out.
mircea_popescu: "1. No team. It’s really hard to do a startup by yourself, especially if you’re a non-technical founder. No kidding, right? However, being non-technical wasn’t my excuse since WordPress came to the rescue and I basically bought the development through using cost-effective themes."
mircea_popescu: tellingly, the nut in there ALSO thought time was the true issue. because hey, everyone's time is valuable now, in lalaland.
assbot: Seinfeld: No resources, no skill, no talent - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1mCle6P )
mircea_popescu: reminds me of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpbYCfCfT1Y monologue
mircea_popescu: "III. WHY I SHUT IT DOWN (ALTERNATIVELY, WHAT I WOULD’VE NEEDED TO CONTINUE). Four reasons (in order of least to most important): No team ; No funding ; No longer aligned with my personal goals anymore ; No clear or predictable way to sustainability (B2C is extremely, extremely hard to monetize)"
asciilifeform: (this on top of existing, what, 500m from cia)
assbot: Palantir Technologies Raises Further $200 Million - WSJ ... ( http://bit.ly/1mCl8Mg )
mircea_popescu: "More importantly, it does a terrible job of giving people like me actual relevant information for gluten free: Does the restaurant train its staff? Do they have separate cutters for their gluten free pizza? Are they flexible and accommodating? Do they have a separate gluten free menu? What ingredients do they use? etc."
mircea_popescu: motherfucker, the entire city of buenos aires has like... ONE actual restaurant.
mircea_popescu: "|Yes, Yelp has a tag for “gluten free” but it only has 44 restaurants in San Francisco with that tag (do it yourself if you don’t believe me and NYC actually has double the number of restaurants tagged gluten-free), which is a very low and deceiving number."
mircea_popescu: While I know there might be a possibility I could hustle incredibly hard and try to set up partnerships, the time investment required far outweighed the already incredibly slim chances of generating revenue."
mircea_popescu: "I didn’t want a startup, but an actual business that generates revenue, and Cusoy would not fulfill that personal goal for me without a full-time team, 1-2+ years of funding, multiple years of hard work (3-5+ years at the very least?) trying to answer the if/when questions of whether or not Cusoy could make money (very expensive questions too, might I add — not only in money but time, my most valuable asset).
mircea_popescu: by the time your country has failed to the degree tsa exists, you ARE bee. whether you're ready to admit this or not is entirely in your own mind.
asciilifeform: also mircea_popescu would make a first-class army recruiter... for the old jp army! the one where you got one of these, http://www.lonesentry.com/articles/jp_tankhunters/fig1_japanese_lunge_mine_antitank.jpg
assbot: Logged on 13-07-2014 03:53:10; asciilifeform: BayAreaCoins: what you don't appear to understand is that this is a 'military' puzzle, not a 'legal' puzzle.
assbot: Logged on 26-07-2014 18:48:15; asciilifeform: this is why i simply don't get people who continue to think of their relationship with the u.s. court system in legal, rather than military, terms.
mircea_popescu: get a pen, poke TSA's agent eye out.
mircea_popescu: it will alright. for as long as TSA disputes end up in federal court rather than in burning baltimore, it'll be thinking right about how well being naughty works for its goals.
punkman: "professional troublemaker"
mircea_popescu: i don't get it, so the guy rewards the naughty child with attention in the hopes it'll stimulate it to... think about how it's been naughty ?
assbot: Corbett Sues TSA Over New Policy to Refuse Opt-Outs | Professional Troublemaker ... ( http://bit.ly/1U7f2yb )
mircea_popescu: "Good’s final sale price down to $425 million, less than half of the company’s $1.1 billion private valuation. The paperwork also showed that Good’s board had turned down an $825 million cash offer just six months earlier, in March."
asciilifeform: trb needs a 'db in the usual, general sense' like it needs a gene sequencer.
mircea_popescu: and amusingly enough they can't actually block it.
mircea_popescu: "r. In an investor document about the sale that was distributed to shareholders, employees discovered their Good stock was valued at 44 cents a share, down from $4.32 a year earlier. In contrast, preferred stock owned by Good’s venture capitalists was worth almost seven times as much, more than $3 a share."
ben_vulpes: why the everloving fuck would trb care about rtrees
assbot: Logged on 24-12-2015 14:25:03; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351549 << we don't need a db in the usual, general sense. we need an indexer for the things we need an indexer for.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351774 << conversation wasn't strictly about trb but dbs in general ☝︎
asciilifeform: seems like they only ban t3rr0r1stz!!111
assbot: When a Unicorn Start-Up Stumbles, Its Employees Get Hurt - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1mCjwSQ )
punkman: still there for me
mircea_popescu: "Page Not Found We’re sorry, we seem to have lost this page, but we don’t want to lose you." << apparently nyt piece you linked diappeared.
mircea_popescu: and all the talking heads i fucked to date were not common prostitutes but journalists and so forth.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> gigantic dir full of straight-out sp4m0l4d3 << surely it was an accident for which nobody paid anyone inside two happy meals.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we don't have sql in there now. this was re: the notion of using sqlite. ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'if two trains meet one another on a track, neither shall move until the other has passed.' (supposedly from a 1880s american state law) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> (why the everliving fuck should there be a sql interpreter in the binary? or runtime interpretation of hardcoded sql proggies ???!!!) << because at the time satoshbi made it he didn't have a clear design document and the usg stoolies anchored themselves on such chinks in the armor to "extend" and so forth.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> even 2. << 2 is technically many in computing.
mircea_popescu: "To pay those taxes, some employees emptied savings accounts and borrowed money." << ahaha loot at the cute chumps!
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> lulzy, nyt reads the logz and rips off mircea_popescu's summaries <<< then forgets to mention this, muppets sit around and wonder who could this guy be etc.
assbot: iReport - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1U7e0lE )
asciilifeform: aha but this was a new mindfuck
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> 'cnn' hosts spam now ?? <<< the "mainstream media" is sinking, and has been, for twenty years now. there is no bottom for them.
asciilifeform: (why the everliving fuck should there be a sql interpreter in the binary? or runtime interpretation of hardcoded sql proggies ???!!!)
asciilifeform: but this isn't why it sucks for bitcoin
punkman: asciilifeform: even 2 yes, can only have one writer at a time.
asciilifeform: 'The Internal Revenue Service levied taxes on some employees when their Good stock was still considered a valuable asset and worth multiples of what they actually received. One person’s tax bill came to more than $80,000, while another paid more than $150,000....'
punkman: asciilifeform: it does say on the tin that it's not great when you want many concurrent writers
asciilifeform: '...a private company with a valuation of more than $1 billion. The high valuation increased the paper value of employee shares — and thus the income tax bills levied on their stock when they received the stock grants, or when they bought and sold shares. To pay those taxes, some employees emptied savings accounts and borrowed money.'
assbot: Logged on 24-12-2015 14:49:21; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351721 << it is a turd and barely works for the purpose it was designed for. and NO MOTHERFUCKING SQL in bitcoin
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351819 << wasn't trying to say that we need/want sql. but as far as dbs go, I've always found sqlite to be a reliable tool and there's no reasonable alternative for most of my use cases. I've never looked at the source, so no comments there. ☝︎
asciilifeform: he board’s preferred stock was worth almost the same as all 227 million common shares outstanding.'
asciilifeform: 'Investors and executives generally get protections in a start-up that employees do not. Many investors have preferred stock, a class of shares that can come with a guaranteed payout. Executives frequently get special bonuses so they will not leave during deal talks. ... In contrast, start-up employees generally own common stock, whose payout comes only after those who hold preferred shares get their money. In Good’s case, t
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1U7cyQq )
asciilifeform: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/27/technology/when-a-unicorn-start-up-stumbles-its-employees-get-hurt.html << lulzy, nyt reads the logz and rips off mircea_popescu's summaries
asciilifeform: 'this is what cn gets for trying to be sovereign'
asciilifeform: just try to wrap your head around the tone of the pravda article
assbot: Log In - The New York Times ... ( http://bit.ly/1PmUK4w )
asciilifeform: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/22/world/asia/china-landslide-shenzhen.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1 << after reading this, hard to doubt that here, just as in the chem factory explosion, usg was involved
asciilifeform: http://ireport.cnn.com/community/assignment << holy shit what is this
asciilifeform was not there, cannot vouch for the truth of this tale
asciilifeform: it sucked pretty hard, by his own admission, but he insists that it saved ru central bank from total annihilation (plague of fake transfers in the '90s by chechens)
asciilifeform: http://aklepov.com/index.php?page=elektronika-mk-85c-en << finally found an english www describing the thing maslennikov (author of earlier b00k) built
assbot: Logged on 24-12-2015 15:13:51; asciilifeform: ;;later tell phf http://mikhailmasl.livejournal.com/4852.html << mega-b00k. afaik never published in dead tree. the only known memoir of mathematician working in kgb, lived through the '90s no less. the fella who designed that crackpot calculator for central bank.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351837 << mega-b00k describes a kgb legend: the first man who explained to beria how otp is provably 'perfect'-secure, was allowed to leave lubyanka - but at the door they took his employee pass ☝︎
asciilifeform: ^ yet another thing i was gonna put in 'v' but snipped in the interest of time
mircea_popescu: sure sure, but finding is the easier part.
mircea_popescu: and even to folks nocent.
mircea_popescu: in fairness, the guy wasn't exactly dumb, and the problem itself is not exactly trivial.
asciilifeform: this is what happens to folks innocent of mathematics
mircea_popescu: it didn't work (imo the best summary of the problem is - they ran into recursive cyclic graphs and couldn't recover)
asciilifeform: in the fyootoor (tm) shrinks will have a specially-crafted conlang for describing the thought processes of madness
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform except that's the local symbolic name for the global that's HER OWN FUCKING GAZE\
asciilifeform: rather than because missing cuntcover
asciilifeform: the exception is thrown because 'disgusting male gaze' or whatever it was called
mircea_popescu: hmm... free and open cuntware. now that's an apt observation.
asciilifeform: these selfsame folks will happily pose topless, or opencunted, etc. ~in the right place~ ☟︎
mircea_popescu: chicks wanna-be a feminist and lalala women's rights, is not sufficiently self-possessed to pose topless.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's a font of endless amusement to me, how the limits of people's heads reside in people's heads to much obviousness for everyone but the limited in question.
mircea_popescu: shouldn't i get brownie points for taking all comers ? eh ?
mircea_popescu: who the fuck else is this FUCKING EQUALITARIAN, huh ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: anyway, this chick's been rather obsessed with me for a while now. hey sciencehatesyou... i'll pay for your tits you know ? just like everyone's else.
mircea_popescu: "This guy barely ekes out a living wage in Romania. Rule #1 in building a cult of personality is to pose as if you're raking in the cash, no matter how poor you are. But any idiot can see that (a) this guy cannot even travel to the US because of the legal problems with MPEX, (b) he makes no money from any source, and (c) he's a loser."
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1352012 << welcome to the club of everybody else who buys reversing. even usg has mega-sh0rt4g3z ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i'm a fundamentalist rather than a realist at heart. who knew.
asciilifeform: again the more realistic scenario is 1bt of 'plausible optimization!111' that lets you spray in the 512
mircea_popescu: anyway, 100kb is not required, about 512 bytes would trigger atm.
asciilifeform: and incidentally c++ makes looking for this virtually impossible without elaborate automation
asciilifeform: don't expect a 100kB turd in there.
mircea_popescu: i have exactly no faith in this theory.
asciilifeform: 'science!!111111' has progressed since herr thompson, y'know
mircea_popescu: i meant in the specific sense of thompson's compiler.
asciilifeform: slightly more than half is openssl turdism
asciilifeform: which is, dredging through the actual bin
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=24-12-2015#1351997 << this brings us to another thing i've been doing for past 6 mo. or so ☝︎
mircea_popescu: ah, you went into the guts ?