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assbot: Federal judge: Drinking tea, shopping at a gardening store is probable cause for a SWAT raid on your home - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1mfhiJ8 )
BingoBoingo just created exuse to drop latest archive snapshot of derp here, Reddit never changes
asciilifeform: my 386 had no flashables. but that wasn't the point.
assbot: Logged on 29-12-2015 00:03:37; asciilifeform: 'The main principle introduced below is the requirement for the laptop hardware to be stateless, i.e. lacking any persistent storage. This includes it having no firmware-carrying flash memory chips. All the state is to be kept on an external, trusted device. This trusted device is envisioned to be of a small USB stick or SD card form factor.' << batshit lunacy on x86
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-12-2015#1355518 <<< this didn't even work on a 286. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: not because they suck at doing what they're naturally supposed to do.
mircea_popescu: STRICTLY BECAUSE of the cheap quality of the printing, mind you.
mircea_popescu: as per nubbins rules of engagement, this has resulted in no collegiate sluts doing their job.
assbot: The Gentlemen Prefer CoEds Club on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1JxR3lb )
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 23:51:07; punkman: all kinds of amusing things
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355510 << the one thing i did was, get a buncha students put 100s of printed posters of http://trilema.com/2013/the-gentlemen-prefer-coeds-club/ in a few dozen campuses throughout the us and canada. ☝︎
BingoBoingo: Could still make a security company if they had some welding background
thestringpuller: Watching Shark Tank - D00ds want to make a security company to compete with lastpass. Mark Cuban asks them "Do you have a crypto background?" "Uh we're not techies" "I'm out".
punkman: asciilifeform can't be bothered to read any more of the claptrap << aww you missed the part where the stick does wifi and tor
asciilifeform: ;;later tell jurov what version of gpg is used in turdatron? kakobrekla's chokes on my updated key, but turdatron - happily eats
asciilifeform: (if there is ANY POSSIBLE means for the debuggee to sense the fact of debugging - in band.)
asciilifeform: with the specific chumpatronic purpose of distracting from the nature of the turd thereby.
asciilifeform: this is not even turd-polishing. it is turd-washing
asciilifeform can't be bothered to read any more of the claptrap
asciilifeform: 'Admittedly such an approach would not be able to detect sophisticated attacks which replace the original laptop board with identically looking one ... ' << again, this odd presumption that the original ~needs~ to be surreptitiously replaced
asciilifeform: 'We thus see that, while we cannot fully eliminate the problem of subversion of the host OS security by potentially malicious processor, the construction of the stateless laptop allows us to force the adversary into a very dangerous territory, requiring them to take high risk and also making the attack very complex.' << mno.
asciilifeform: (how about good ol' kleptography ? cp planting ? etc. i can think of 101 other items which have nothing to do with 'malware')
asciilifeform: or the sophomoric reduction of attack vectors enabled by intel ME to 'inject malware'
asciilifeform: so the basic lie-by-implication baked into this paper, is that the firmware that ships with the box is 'trusted'
asciilifeform: i have this right here on this desk.
asciilifeform: can't initialize the dram controller, much less usb etc. without a proprietary turd
asciilifeform: 'The main principle introduced below is the requirement for the laptop hardware to be stateless, i.e. lacking any persistent storage. This includes it having no firmware-carrying flash memory chips. All the state is to be kept on an external, trusted device. This trusted device is envisioned to be of a small USB stick or SD card form factor.' << batshit lunacy on x86 ☟︎
punkman: asciilifeform: I posted the video and this should be the paper https://github.com/rootkovska/state_harmful/blob/master/state_harmful.md
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 19:01:29; mats: i can however appreciate some facets of her thing, like being able to trivially inspect device fw
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355468 << what was this ? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 22:23:53; punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355490 << you mean homomorphic turds?
punkman: all kinds of amusing things ☟︎
BingoBoingo: Honestly I wouldn't know what to do with a fiverr account
BingoBoingo: Substantial props go to adlai and mats for the proofreading help
assbot: Successfully added a rating of 1 for ben_vulpes with note: Bash necromancer of trb things. http://cascadianhacker.com
assbot: missives from the post-megastate frontier ... ( http://bit.ly/1OV32Mq )
shinohai: !rate ben_vulpes 1 Bash necromancer of trb things. http://cascadianhacker.com
assbot: Intel Trace Hub Support Coming To Linux - Phoronix ... ( http://bit.ly/1OV2LJ9 )
mats: http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=intel-trace-hub-for-linux p interesting, oughta materialize in the next year (still R&D afaik)
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 22:02:19; ascii_butugychag: and lulzily, that's my new job...
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355490 << you mean homomorphic turds? ☝︎☟︎
ascii_butugychag: i shit thee not
ascii_butugychag: and lulzily, that's my new job... ☟︎
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 21:55:43; mats: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-02-2014#481120 << you referring to https://www.iacr.org/archive/crypto2001/21390001.pdf ?
assbot: Logged on 05-02-2014 03:50:12; asciilifeform: there is already a hard impossibility proof of turing-complete computation in a homomorphic turd.
mats: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-02-2014#481120 << you referring to https://www.iacr.org/archive/crypto2001/21390001.pdf ? ☝︎☟︎
ben_vulpes: how the world works
mats: i can however appreciate some facets of her thing, like being able to trivially inspect device fw ☟︎
punkman: or that we can't even trust own mother
punkman: mats, do you think persistence is the problem?
mats: what problem(s) do you see with this scheme?
mats: >has uncovered a database sitting on the Web containing various pieces of personal information related to 191 million American citizens registered to vote... [the data] includes names, home addresses, phone numbers, dates of birth, party affiliations, and logs of whether or not they had voted in primary or general elections.
mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin-related code written by developers reached 7,000 in December, up from 1,000 bitcoin codes in mid-2013. The number of PayPal-related codes is below 3,000 (based on Github depository references)."
mircea_popescu: the saudis have a shitton of cash to throw around before they need to notice the hole.
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 16:02:02; pete_dushenski: he next 12 months. this is going to be a rough ride for abdullah's stand-ins.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355381 << there's a huge difference between fully financed deficit (such as sae runs) and fully uncovered deficit, such as the us (or argentina) run. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 15:57:30; pete_dushenski: that's what fiverr's for
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 15:49:52; ben_vulpes: Softforks that explicitly create an incentive for their own revocation create an extraordinary moral hazard. << rather
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355361 << quite. all this verbiage about how "oh lalala, if miners stop enforcing X fork they will be excluded" fails to account for the fact that unlike the various PRBs, TRB does NOT actually implement any of the soft forks. so no, they won't be "excluded". nobody will notice they stopped. ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: ryone will continue working on Roger Ver projects that will help make the world a better place."
mircea_popescu: because of a lack of liquidity at Roger Ver. The traditional banking partners that Roger Ver needs to work with are not able to keep up with the demands of the growing Roger Ver economy. The dozens of people that make up the Roger Ver team are hard at work establishing additional banking partners, that eventually will make dealing with Roger Ver easier for all their customers around the world. For now, I hope that eve
mircea_popescu: "I'm Roger Ver, long-time Roger Ver advocate and investor. Today, I'm at the Roger Ver world headquarters in Saint Kitts and Nevis. I had a nice chat with Roger Ver CEO, Roger Ver, about their current situation. He showed me multiple bank statements, as well as letters from banks, lawyers and Roger Ver. I'm sure that all the current Roger Ver problems at Roger Ver are being caused by the traditional banking system, not
mircea_popescu: fancy that. immensely apt.
mircea_popescu: http://www.fyrstikken.com/uploads/6/6/1/3/66137739/9262349_orig.png << there's a DERP fee.
mircea_popescu: "These are all public records and there are tons more if you want to dig deeper into the criminal life of Kaseem Sarad Simpson, AKA @Kazonomics on twitter" eh srsly, dude's can't drive and had a falling out with some weisz chick.
assbot: Kazonomics - Poses as a rich and successful Bitcoin-Guru but is in fact a dirt poor & notorious criminal who just can´t stay away from trouble. - Welcome to Fyrstikken ... ( http://bit.ly/1mLkdcD )
mircea_popescu: https://archive.is/hAXeL << ahaha what the shit is this.
mircea_popescu: somehow "hardforking the blockchain to accomodate dust transactions" wasn't a concern, back before hussein bahamas climbed atop mit and started throwing meatballs and chicken nuggets at the rotinculo chorus.
mircea_popescu: and somehow nobody's supposed to remember 2013 because reasons.
mircea_popescu: but hey, times achanged.
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 13:50:37; junseth: This is good I'm kin dof fed up with the people who didn't care about block size 5 months ago, and then Gavin told them to care, and now they care.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355331 << no, actually : the whole charade of muppets, with that despicable bfl shill Luke-Jr front and center, was derping ON AND ON about how gotta keep the blockchain small back when MPEx:S.DICE was the largest economic activity in the whole currency. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/12/the-false-dilemma-of-xt-versus-blockstream/ << check out BingoBoingo! getting quite adept at splitting teh narrative huh ?
mircea_popescu never liked the shits.
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 10:48:06; punkman: on my Qubes project which turns out to be meaningless."
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=28-12-2015#1355290 << i broadly agree. laptops have no future ; thanks god for that. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: assbot: A year of Taliban gains shows that ‘we haven’t delivered,’ top Afghan official says << loller.
assbot: Logged on 28-12-2015 15:52:00; ben_vulpes: ;;later tell asciilifeform how are the new minez?
pete_dushenski: punkman: the fat one looks awfully familiar but i can't place him.
assbot: [BTC-dev] Taming the mempool ... ( http://bit.ly/1NvyaEi )
mod6: http://therealbitcoin.org/ml/btc-dev/2015-December/000186.html << re: footnote [2]; jurov, maybe this was the issue I ran into -- i'll have to try this.
mod6: pete_dushenski: hey, got your msg. thanks for updating your blog. much appreciated.
pete_dushenski: or he gave it away to johnny from entourage
pete_dushenski: but then where's the drama ?!!1
punkman: pete_dushenski: the set design is the ~only~ redeeming quality of that show. << isn't that why they call them costume dramas
pete_dushenski: http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2015/12/climate_schlock.html << apt title
pete_dushenski: and... apparently the show is 3 years old and already on its fourth season. fancy that.
pete_dushenski: mr. selfridge << the show in question
pete_dushenski: though the few bits about jobs being hard to come by, and only the handsomest men and prettiest women being able to snag jobs, and the employers turning applicants away because they have dirty fingernails was kinda neat, if only because that's the way the world works outside of the narrow historical confines of "we print the bezzlars"-istan.
pete_dushenski: tried watching some jeremy piven show on netflix last night where he plays an american entrepreneur in london who starts his own department store circa 1909 and the only way i could stand it was with the volume off. the set design is the ~only~ redeeming quality of that show.
BingoBoingo: !up tripleslash_t
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BingoBoingo: ;;google throckmorton's sign
assbot: throckmortonsign comments on The False Dilemma of XT Versus Blockstream ... ( http://bit.ly/1knTb9i )
BingoBoingo: lol throckmorton's sign https://archive.is/oD4nq
BingoBoingo: Also some of the saved boozelars have gone into the gas tank, because some days there isn't a storytime club meeting in reasonable walking distance.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo: ya, that's actually a smarter use of funds
pete_dushenski: he next 12 months. this is going to be a rough ride for abdullah's stand-ins. ☟︎
pete_dushenski: "Saudi Arabia, its finances hit by low oil prices, announced plans to shrink a record state budget deficit with spending cuts and a drive to raise revenues from sources other than oil. The government of the world's top oil exporter ran a deficit of 367 billion riyals ($97.9 billion) in 2015, the Council of Economic and Development Affairs said on Monday." << i wouldn't be surprised if we saw a regime change in t
BingoBoingo: Those go to coffee and HODL