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mircea_popescu: throw pigeons at the pilot
mircea_popescu: even if you miss it you got a good chance of downing it
mircea_popescu: indeed.
mircea_popescu: and besides... the plane is not as hard to hit as a barn
mircea_popescu: not as skilled as someone firing the laser.
mircea_popescu: the whole thing is like 20 lbs, you can carry three.
mircea_popescu: 1km
mircea_popescu: moar like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumbar
mircea_popescu: cost per shot is like what, 7k ?
mircea_popescu: and they don't make armored airplanes just yet
mircea_popescu: as far as my memory serves those things do customarily bridge a half mile gap
mircea_popescu: one could just as well fire an anti-tank missile.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it occurs to me that rather than having a precision mounted, high power supercolimated laser to blind pilots half mile away at the cost of about a million or so
mircea_popescu: then host mtv's annual "one thousand derpy chicks in bikinis doing the undulation-on-the-spot" thing
mircea_popescu: build a pool around it
mircea_popescu: http://www.pidjin.net/2013/10/17/start-me-up/
mircea_popescu: exactly like mining, takes time to find a block
mircea_popescu: anyway, yes, you're basically bruteforcing the hash function
mircea_popescu: moiety are you complaining it takes too long ?!
mircea_popescu: and the bartender goes "what is this, a joke ?"
mircea_popescu: so a palestinian jew, snowden and obama walk into a bar
mircea_popescu: Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
mircea_popescu: that for instance is re the mining thing i mentioned a while back.
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/pidjin/status/379293487470239744
mircea_popescu: yup.
mircea_popescu: youi know those dudes are romanian ?
mircea_popescu: a kk
mircea_popescu: a more very averring never coulding be possible to have taken place.
mircea_popescu: i left an y out
mircea_popescu: /koan
mircea_popescu: i simply followed in the spaces :D
mircea_popescu: your head was broken to begin with
mircea_popescu: moiety this is because you're not a 21 yo virgin boi.
mircea_popescu: more like a cryptacle.
mircea_popescu: a more ver averring never coulding be possible to have taken place.
mircea_popescu: benkay all is possible, praise allah and his true prophet obama
mircea_popescu: mod6 i was thinking that may get more traction
mircea_popescu: (probably most interesting for non-math heads)
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-miracles-that-matter/
mircea_popescu: Dimsler_ prolly in a week or two
mircea_popescu: moiety i was just being very silly.
mircea_popescu: o look she can spell affect!
mircea_popescu: jurov yup just about.
mircea_popescu: you usually have ~5000 vacation days untaken
mircea_popescu: it's one of those fields like specialist surgery, workload X, workforce epsilon
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform in honesty i doubt your average pilot really needs excuses to take a break.
mircea_popescu: well actually i think pilots should just be beaten, personally, but that is besides the point.
mircea_popescu: and the worst move you could do.
mircea_popescu: jurov in most actual driving situations, sudden braking is both suicidal
mircea_popescu: maybe if we get a large enough number i can have a free subway sub
mircea_popescu: but i will be pleased to be given the proper form to report such events for the future
mircea_popescu: somehow people never crashed their car into the fire truck because "whoa, i got blinded by the illumination of the cockpit"
mircea_popescu: and incidentally, those shits are loud, it can startle you
mircea_popescu: nao what ?
mircea_popescu: i was once in a car and the fucking ambulance illuminated the cockpit with the lights
mircea_popescu: listen
mircea_popescu: for instance, a guy askd them out and he was ugly.
mircea_popescu: during the same interval a number of 59739845 bored women reported they were "almost raped"
mircea_popescu: jurov listen, cockpit illuminated != ill effect
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i still dunno wtf they do for practice training, srsly, but they are atrociously bad.
mircea_popescu: i suspek you might have not had thought this through so much.
mircea_popescu: the victim may see it, but how would the sharpshooter see it ?
mircea_popescu: how the fuck do you suppose they could SEE it.
mircea_popescu: jurov you think sharpshooters use the red laser dot 1km away ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i'm waiting for the day when one becomes vragnaroda for owning a collection of unexpurgated kvant ☟︎
mircea_popescu: take a walk and let it rip
mircea_popescu: just you know, park your car in a field somewhere, or a beach or w/e
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well no, place it in a car so it's not stolen
mircea_popescu: i bet you you will not be able to produce this within 8 hours of trying.
mircea_popescu: and try to shine the laser into it while it autoshoots so that you catch it in a pic.
mircea_popescu: get a laser key chain and a camera. place camera one kilometer away
mircea_popescu: jurov actually, i'll make it sweet for you :
mircea_popescu: a ok. no big deal.
mircea_popescu: jurov seriously, your mishaps within five feet are not a solid basis for comparison here.
mircea_popescu: not moreso than moonlight does.
mircea_popescu: jborkl did you mean that you read "Put option expiring this month struck at 500 USD/lot." to mean "500usd/btc" ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you don't understand. at one astronomic unit away that million ton cheese thing i nthe sky can appear six inches wide!
mircea_popescu: that's almost as bad as an ugly vinyl dress on a sunny day
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 3.14159 * (183 ** 2)
mircea_popescu: jborkl a ok
mircea_popescu: it is six feet wide and magically 3600000 times as energetic
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they don't bother with power calculations do they
mircea_popescu: so where's the typo or what do you mean ?
mircea_popescu: jborkl well and the text on the page says "One lot consists of 0.1 BTC".
mircea_popescu: seems it is in fact .1 btc lots.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc (5000 - 700) / 700
mircea_popescu: jborkl you expect to buy a put at 5k for 1 btc lots for 0.67 ?
mircea_popescu: $depth O.USD.P500T
mircea_popescu: jborkl that doesn't seem to be a reasoning.
mircea_popescu: if that's the standard of evidence required even female orgasm exists.
mircea_popescu: this is different from one guy somewhere thought he might have heard something.
mircea_popescu: jurov there's a record of floods actually happening in the past.
mircea_popescu: jborkl help me out here. how do you reason ?
mircea_popescu: jborkl specifically ?
mircea_popescu: provided it's friday on a february the 29th
mircea_popescu: you'd get about one pilot hit every day!
mircea_popescu: whoia look at that! if every man woman and child on planet earth was a prepubescent boy with a laser spending all their time 1km away from lax
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 25132736000000 / (6*10**9)
mircea_popescu: the odds of hitting anything 1 km away are about one in a las vegas jackpot!
mircea_popescu: whoa look at that!