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mircea_popescu: and then guzzle it straight from the bottle while posting on reddit
mircea_popescu: all the fat useless hogs that never date'd buy it to pretend like they do a lot of fucking,
mircea_popescu: don;'t be silly, it'd sell like crazy
mircea_popescu: mcdonalds milkshake lube
mircea_popescu: you could make beacon lube, kentucky fried chicken lube,
mircea_popescu: the idea is this : flavoured edible lube. basically, clumps of gelatin,
mircea_popescu: ok, i got an idea earlier today, which i'd go halves with you into.
mircea_popescu: how's the hot sauce coming along ?
mircea_popescu: totally.
mircea_popescu: ello twizt
mircea_popescu: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BL_XvUUznPg/TneleM_1r8I/AAAAAAAAAJ0/oNfI7hAMN7E/s1600/Scan+playboy+1962+_Pic0051.jpg
mircea_popescu: and since we're doing this,
mircea_popescu: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v5MuOyxXvYo/T4mMVuu0TjI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/yX2NNj8YMMo/s1600/239+-+baby+big-eyes+suspicion.jpg
mircea_popescu: that makes two.
mircea_popescu: ;;google egads
mircea_popescu: perhaps something with cavation in it.
mircea_popescu: we need to come up with an equivalent convo breaker for "check your privilege"
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> but he was too scummy for me << elitism!
mircea_popescu: the things i learn hanging out with you bums!!11
mircea_popescu: wow that's a word ?!
mircea_popescu: ;;google cavation
mircea_popescu: banned for this very reason, at better run tables.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron it's a rational move in some circumstances, especially no limit
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves you mean in person ?!
mircea_popescu: maybe it's radical honesty poker
mircea_popescu: afaik it's one dude.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell benkay " where there is no recourse for crime" is perhaps a generalisation in the wrong direction. crime will probably be redefined to mean "of the body", ie, assault. stuff of the mind goes the way you contemplate.
mircea_popescu: (april 14th)
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlN2ol3CMAAg2N1.jpg
mircea_popescu: in other news, global warming hits chicago
mircea_popescu: apaprently dodd-frank is getting shut down i nthe courts.
mircea_popescu: http://www.openmarket.org/2014/04/14/first-ever-constitutional-ruling-against-dodd-frank-voids-destructive-conflict-minerals-section/?utm_content=buffer15f7d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform in fairness : if you tried to get anything "As a barbarian" 2k years ago, also.
mircea_popescu: etc.
mircea_popescu: except regulations apply.
mircea_popescu: except you can if it's a perk for employees,
mircea_popescu: which theoretically you can't do for living space (must be commercial)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform rent is, if you're renting as a company.
mircea_popescu: i know, because http://bitbet.us/bet/802/bitcoin-to-drop-under-300-before-june/#c2775
mircea_popescu: i was talking of timisoara, right now, and asciilifeform of some northeast us i guess
mircea_popescu: then it came up for sale about twice a year, i never bothered to make offers again, but i have little doubt it'll continue indefinitely.
mircea_popescu: they had an aneurism.
mircea_popescu: i lol because, well, in typical style of the earlier quoted clueless "businessman" in his own head, they came up for sale once, in late 2009. they wanted x. i made an offer, roughly 0.15 x
mircea_popescu: a phone call and twenny minutes later, i introduce them to the cabdriver who turns on the lights each night
mircea_popescu: she's like, wtf am i talking about, there's like, lights at night and everything.
mircea_popescu: i'm like don't be fucktarded already, nobody EVER bought there, what's wroing with you
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i had the opportunity to laugh my ass off at a schmuck last week. son of a friend with this pushy, clueless fiancee. she wants them to buy (mostly on his mother's dough) an apt in this building
mircea_popescu: yup, quite fo real.
mircea_popescu: talk about a real estate problem.
mircea_popescu: these are apartments the chinese built and nobody wants.
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlOryKUCYAAX4vZ.jpg
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: "yo momma's so ugly not even fungus eats her" ?
mircea_popescu: perhaps one could go lower than that, but for the time being i can't imagine how.
mircea_popescu: so basically cryptostocks is the stock exchange of the future which was judged too low quality by a guy who was running an asset predicated on taking in two beans, giving back one bean a week later and claiming this is 25% roi.
mircea_popescu: is this some magical usagi accounting ?
mircea_popescu: so wait. how is a 50% loss come to a 25% roi ?!
mircea_popescu: lmao epic
mircea_popescu: "Satoshi Poker has been delisted and shares have been bought back at 0.001 due to non response of cryptostocks customer service which was harming our IPO"
mircea_popescu: wait this can't be right
mircea_popescu: srsly. market cap 41k, can't get 30 btc on an open auction.
mircea_popescu: Market cap.41,856.72
mircea_popescu: !up xdotcommer
mircea_popescu: for a satoshi ?
mircea_popescu: 8 btc. no wait. 7. seven and change.
mircea_popescu: the "investors" that were fed a 4k btc minimum for a 20k btc valuation are going to be dealt with out of...
mircea_popescu: Starting bid of the auction is 30 BTC. Payment of buy is completely in bitcoin, of which 22.9 BTC has to be done to the hot wallet so buyer can see that in fact the balances are covered and remainder has to be sent to me to settle with SP's current investors.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-10-2013#352196 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: mike_c guy could have gone a lot further if he actually used his chances rather than thinking he's smarter that everyone. that's the tragedy part of this drama here.
mircea_popescu: I have to look for a project that gives me a paycheck and allows me more time to spend with my girlfriend who had a miscarriage while i was sitting in the waiting room in the hospital working on SP...
mircea_popescu: this'll be good for later linkage.
mircea_popescu: vision and a budget steps in and takes over. At this moment there is a deficit in player funds, and I would be able to cover them by taking out another bank loan but at this point I would rather sell it and cover all balances from the buying price, as it is pointless to run an internet business with no marketing or development budgets and basically working full time to maintain the just under $1000 in monthly turnover.
mircea_popescu: After working on the project for the past year, sacrificing my other businesses, investing a lot of time and money and running into personal debts to get it to where it is today, I don't have the time or personal stability to move the business forward to its full potential. Since november I have been working with no marketing budget and no development budget and for the future of SP it is better if somebody with a new
mircea_popescu: Satoshi Poker has $118.50/mo net operational costs for the rent of a dedicated server and VPS webhosting package (website and gameserver/bitcoin systems are hosted seperately for security reasons)
mircea_popescu: so i guess the guy's insolvent and that's his way of breaking the news ?
mircea_popescu: "Total owed to players: 19 BTC in player balances in the system, 3.9 BTC in pending withdrawals (I will cover these funds out of the buying price so after buying, company will have 0 liabilities towards its players, software companies or whatsoever)"
mircea_popescu: vicarious living!
mircea_popescu: Retweets 11,598 Favorites 8,793 << dude us folk are weird. the actual pic never got 11k retweets wtf.
mircea_popescu: they probably accidentally sent her a care package full of dongs
mircea_popescu: ahaha that stupid chick is cursed huh.
mircea_popescu: pankkake prosecuting poor satoshipoker guy. WHY R U SUCH A TROAL!
mircea_popescu: !up MobGod
mircea_popescu: that's gotta be fake.
mircea_popescu: preferably multiple people, but 1 is a forced minimum
mircea_popescu: you need someone actually competent for a field to exist.
mircea_popescu: if anyone's patient enough, compare the auction result to the ipo proceeds
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/threads/satoshi-poker-entire-business-2-day-auction.298910/
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/threads/cryptostocks-satoshi-poker-ipo.178199/
mircea_popescu: hehe
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo omit :D to emit is the act committed by the emittor of emissions, whereas to omit is the act of the omittor of omissions
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> asciilifeform: A number of watches still use silver oxide cells... << the better ones, anyway.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if it's safe enough for the road it can't not be safe enough for teh planes :D
mircea_popescu: a cod storage wallet.
mircea_popescu: lol. think of the implications had they discovered it in the cod's tail rather than stomach.
mircea_popescu: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0032689/quotes
mircea_popescu: what's this ? the sheep bladder system ?
mircea_popescu: rice flavoured rice is like...
mircea_popescu: they were eating rice anyway.
mircea_popescu: sorta like rice flavouring.
mircea_popescu: the mir is definitely stolen from them