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jcpham: it was a tuba, not a flute
kakobreklaa: its not a hack its stupidtiy
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: I'm going to make a ticker app for MPEX when I go on vacation
thestringpuller: someone injects some assembly and finds a huge bug
kakobreklaa: bitdaytrade would have never go out live if it would be a subject of code review
mircea_popescu: nobody at norton has a clue abouyt bitcoin
thestringpuller: "I. MPOE a suferit ceea ce s-ar putea foarte bine sa fie insider trading." <- I'm more referring to.
thestringpuller: august was a tough month eh?
thestringpuller: trust and loyalty are hard things to build in a world with little regulation
thestringpuller: you tore the owner a new one if I recall
thestringpuller: Also: "Icbit.se offers a BTC/USD future which I wouldn’t however recomend." Makes me lol
thestringpuller: it's a good theory though to dump profits from MPOE and put it into MBOR bonds given the statistics
jcpham: except it has my nick in it in a few places
thestringpuller: Some guy representing a firm came on the news shortly after the drop from nearly 700+ a share to 500 a share and said, "We have faith in AAPL, we have begun selling puts for the winter season"
jcpham: i did a bad job editing my name out
Doffx: I need a tutorial on wex
thestringpuller: I'm a cheap schmuck and don't give no fees to no miners
mircea_popescu: any girls here willing to lend a consoling tit ?
mircea_popescu: a a
jcpham: http://mpex.co/ is a url redirect
mircea_popescu: ok so a guy paid for trilema credits two hours ago. i credited him. transaction still unconfirmed
Doffx: At a good profit
mircea_popescu: you have a passthrough too ?!
kakobreklaa: theres a better one.
Ukto: besides: http://betsofbitco.in/ is a better site for betting
mircea_popescu: maybe she's a pianist
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg] [--currency XXX]) -- Return pretty-printed mtgox ticker. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure that the three letter code you enter is a valid (1 more message)
kakobreklaa: is shaking like a crack whore deprived of crack
Ukto: This is a private video.
Ukto: what is that blurred out thing next to her? a kid?
Ukto: weex has had almost 100+ new signups in a week
Ukto: pigeons: I have a slightly diff pic. same couple, diff pose. :P
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller people have had a lot of grief waiting with mpex lol
thestringpuller: maybe tomorrow someone will buy up a bunch of shares
Ukto: mircea_popescu: I am surprised as hell, no one has made a big deal out of having to sing up for weexchange
thestringpuller: wouldn't I be guarenteed to be a bond holder if I put an interest of 1%
Ukto: then he sent in a ticket
Ukto: i had a new user
thestringpuller: someone borrowed a bunch and closed a short?
thestringpuller: someone sold a lot last night into the bids
Ukto: thestringpuller: havent had a chance, just added a depth chart to weex
mircea_popescu: a dollah gets you 1k iirc ? what's the page say ?
thestringpuller: can I be a part of it?
mircea_popescu: a ok lol
jurov: *rereads october statement* indeed there was a loss and my spreadsheet lies :/
mircea_popescu: in a sense btc finance is locked down. too few worthy assets.
mircea_popescu: mod6 maybe it's worth having a chat with http://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=de.schildbach.wallet
Ukto: A friend on skype msgd me saying he got a claim email, logged into the 'trash' account, withdrew, and ended up with a ?-0.000195 balance.
mircea_popescu: no, actually, i think some scriptkiddie is trying his version of a dos. the server's been doing 1-1.5Gbps for the past hour
mircea_popescu: a np
mircea_popescu: a ok
gribble: (eauth <nick>) -- Initiate authentication for user <nick>. You must have registered a GPG key with the bot for this to work. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase will expire in 10 minutes.
Namjies: Otherwise I'm sure I'll find a taker for the template.
maximian: yeah, but I just tried issuing a stat manually, and it failed
mircea_popescu: in other news, the forum delivers : "I destroyed my credit before i was 20. I need a fresh start. Bankruptcy attorneys in my area are telling me $800 for their service. I know i can do it myself for under $100 but i dont know what im doing."
Ukto: A: No. Every bid reserves the total amount in either BTC or shares for that asset.
Ukto: A: No. Every bid reserves the total amount in either BTC or shares for that asset.
Ukto: A: No. Every bid reserves the total amount in either BTC or shares for that asset.
mircea_popescu: A. For most values of 4.
Ukto: just trying to write the question is a format the even dumb ppl can understand
smickles: a simple change in input for sigma to sigma² fixed it
smickles: that establishment prolly having a lot to do with the volatility
smickles: mircea_popescu: you missed my redux of a cause de garcsons
mircea_popescu: and with that i bid you all a very good bowl of punch.
dub: thats a decent dip no?
dub: I spend a considerable amount of time in the sea, we can just pretend teh myth is true
PsychoticBoy: dub you should get a taste then ;)
porcuscomedenti: it's a widespread myth that cum is salty, iirc
smickles: oh god damn, i'm taking this fail to a /q
gribble: (gpg info [--key|--address] <nick>) -- Returns the registration details of registered user <nick>. If '--key' option is given, interpret <nick> as a GPG key ID.
smickles: jurov: i'm working on a options market maker right now. after that, i'll look into an automated share lender
smickles: < thestringpuller> smickles: how long will you ve offering the lending deal on S.DICE <<< I haven't put a time limit on it
Ukto: and decieded to use it as a comment instead
dub: my uncle is a champion inseminator
Ukto: "wikipedia is very important to us because without it we would not have known the exact volume of a dose of fresh boar sperm" ... cant we do without that?
EskimoBob: mircea_popescu: when you pull that usb key out of your ass, where you keep that "big pile of bitcoins" you sit on, sell half a coin and go get yourself something nice. You know, it's this time of the year. ;)
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jcpham: i'll need a drink first
PsychoticBoy: I make my own bitcoin fork called PsychoCoin, 5 min a block, 50 coins and a difficulty change every week
jcpham: they gave away "pay what you can" cards a few weeks ago
Lyspooner: what are the chances that there is a better coin than bitcoin that we haven't heard of yet
Ukto: also debating a horrid idea
jurov: ukto is a nice boy, it was worth it figuring something out
jurov: better throsing exception than acception a fractional number for a quantity
PsychoticBoy: can I have a Haleluja
PsychoticBoy: I have a kid, so i know 1 thing that works
PsychoticBoy: I still got a lot of ¨old¨ coins mined in 2010
thestringpuller: i dont have a wife or gf so it helps
PsychoticBoy: work 8-10 hours a day, bitcoin related 8-10 hours a day hmmn when does a man sleep
PsychoticBoy: btw most among us have more than enough bitcoins (and other assets/money) otherwise we could not sit around on IRC more than 8 hours a day
PsychoticBoy: ok I drive a nice car thats what I care about
mircea_popescu: it's like a faggotry substitute (no homo)
mircea_popescu: EskimoBob srsly ? here i sit on a humongous pile of bitcoins and you think you'll somehow manage to engage me in random interwebs dickery ? as if we're both equals, ramen fed nobodies floating abot ?
mircea_popescu: lmao what a complete tard.
EskimoBob: yes and no. This was just a illustration to show what happens to vol chart
EskimoBob: taller? will not really help you if the difference is huge. It's just a waste of space
EskimoBob: jurov: and maybe a questionable use of .us TLD helps and lets not forget some porn for spice. Then everything becomes legal
dub: the redeeming factor of MPEX is you actually have to at least have some significant motivation if not >0.1$ of a clue about finance to get a seat, it'll be hard to argue that the typical mom and pop retards fell into investing on it
EskimoBob: i think they need to add a picture of a unicorn and PGP key. Then it will be OK?
dub: people willing to completely ignore teh probable illegality of it all or convinvced that thesse 'JUST FOR TESTING NOT A REAL EXCHANGE LOL' clauses in the tos will protect anyone