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mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmFYGWkCMAE8CK6.jpg
mircea_popescu: is it better for the pdf to be heavy or long ?
mircea_popescu: MrWDunne: Also the actual business plan is a 25 page PDF << i like this part best so far.
mircea_popescu: aye.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla remember the android hole last year ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla means "that's who she blamed" in slovenlyan right ?
mircea_popescu: anyone remember https://blockchain.info/address/1HKywxiL4JziqXrzLKhmB6a74ma6kxbSDj btw ?
mircea_popescu: this was how mtgox managed to lose daytrading.
mircea_popescu: but yeah i remember that bs.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform from a mathematical standpoint : the most important quality of markets is that you can't isolate participants.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no but that's always what it is, "dumb x". the mkt isnt dumb
mircea_popescu: it NEVER works. it always seems like it just might.
mircea_popescu: the copper pair and so forth
mircea_popescu: yeah. the master model of the preoblem is "cornering X market", such as the 5 i think to date attempts on silver/gold
mircea_popescu: this is counter-intuitive perhaps, but quite true
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform trader experience is that any strategy that starts with "if you had a lot of money" is a loser.
mircea_popescu: you should have seen the original version
mircea_popescu: fluffypony really they backed off over twitter threats and general discontent
mircea_popescu: ^
mircea_popescu: record
mircea_popescu: (incidentally, the rng of the java thing is particularly atrocious. piuk (blockchaininfo) made some fixes on a fork)
mircea_popescu: but srsly, anyone heard of this major bitcoinjs-lib hole ?
mircea_popescu: can i get a cup of coffee now ?
mircea_popescu: the... wait for it... the random number generation code.
mircea_popescu: "To reward the work of the developers, Drake is “offering three bounties of 0.20 BTC each for anyone that finds and fixes (via pull request) any bugs/code issues that potentially cause wallet data loss, a major security bug in the Coinpunk wallet code (coinpunk/models/wallet.js), bitcoinjs-lib, or in the random number generation code”."
mircea_popescu: "After scoring a major grant awarded by the Bitcoin Foundation, Coinpunk’s beta version is finally available. The project, which is being developed by the veteran startup founder Kyle Drake, intends to build the first fully open-source, self-hosted do-it-yourself Bitcoin wallet service that you can run on your own server." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: wait, there's more.
mircea_popescu: somehow i seem to have missed this ? did bitcoinjs announce something ?
mircea_popescu: n the wild to take BTC.
mircea_popescu: Due in part to this process, we have been notified of a security bug in bitcoinjs-lib (the bitcoin javascript library counterwallet uses) that was internally disclosed to us by the bitcoinjs-lib team yesterday evening. We worked with them on applying a fix, which was made live late last night and this security notice was drafted pending confirmation from the team. However it appears the bug has already been exploited i
mircea_popescu: What Happened
mircea_popescu: https://forums.counterparty.co/index.php/topic,289.msg2078
mircea_popescu: lol counterparty.co srsly ? "pls to trade your bitcoinz for very valuable xcp"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: aok
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo did they leave out ny or am i blind
mircea_popescu: you know.
mircea_popescu: no i know, but ...
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: how your software will handle large volumes << that's the funniest thing i read today.
mircea_popescu: veeminer sorry, what what ?
mircea_popescu: !up heretostay
mircea_popescu: going through the londerfull log of this mrwdune dood. did he at least have the sense to locate in Guernsey ?
mircea_popescu: for these sorts of shit.
mircea_popescu: kinda why you have to have homebrew
mircea_popescu: bs auth in-house giga scheme anyway, prolly more broken than a 50yo whore.
mircea_popescu: what the hell useless. have your wizard rewrite the auth scheme
mircea_popescu: they use what, vnc ?
mircea_popescu: nothing os afaik
mircea_popescu: fluffypony REFLASH IT
mircea_popescu: !up veeminer
mircea_popescu: which admittedly is an easy enough mistake to make.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony not sa as in south africa, sa as in something awful
mircea_popescu: come back nubsy we need ourselves drawn as flying dragon princesses
mircea_popescu: omfg our untalented drawer / sausage maker guy is gone! WHERE!
mircea_popescu: ;;seen nubbins`
mircea_popescu: ;;seen nubbins
mircea_popescu: speaking of which
mircea_popescu: HeySteve: this place is becoming a real Dragon's Den, I'm thinking of writing something to that effect << by all means. maybe get nubbins to draw us all as pony dragons.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo 130/90, you take the cake.
mircea_popescu: dude the sa crew is actually doing a splendid job raping teh tardtalk forums
mircea_popescu: lol j
mircea_popescu: (as a bonus hint, before retiring a good decade ago, i was doing something like 240/160)
mircea_popescu: so, i stopped by the doc today had my blood pressure measured. anyone care to guess ?
mircea_popescu: "44% of Americans are living with less than $5,887 in savings for a family of four" << fun fact ? most romanians own more than that.
mircea_popescu: also in s.mpif news : juraj whom you know as jurov has accepted to take over pc #5.
mircea_popescu: ima pay 1 btc to taleb and 1 btc to whoever gets him to come here.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there is, but moiety will never get to know.
mircea_popescu: milk is probably for enticing manuls or something
mircea_popescu: benkay lmao
mircea_popescu: figure you folks prolly care too!
mircea_popescu: i quote, "<chetty> well you be glad to hear we're finally back to active programing on eulora - but right now need to hit the store for weekend supplies of milk and coffee - back in a bit"
mircea_popescu: !up chetty
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: mike_c that's my middle name, m self serving p.
mircea_popescu: i know this, because... guess.
mircea_popescu: mike_c i could benchpress any girl i;d care to fuck.
mircea_popescu: benkay nookie == cookie ?
mircea_popescu: !up quantyfikator
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla well we're all out of tits.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves i don't trust davout. his girl only rated him a 3.
mircea_popescu: mike ain't getting one, he's rotund as it is.
mircea_popescu: now who was i owing cookies to ? benkay ? kakobrekla ?
mircea_popescu: fluffypony you are clearly well qualified to give legal advice :D
mircea_popescu: ahahah bears.
mircea_popescu: whoa how very fart reaching.
mircea_popescu: so they have an agreement, which they can't use to extradite terrorists ?
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: fluffypony i wonder how much that cost.
mircea_popescu: i knew it all along kitten.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves women have this endless capacity to pleasantly surprise.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves you don't bring it up. you go home and say "woman, we're leaving for the congo. pack stockings and tank tops, and read up on slim's guide to cook for bogart"
mircea_popescu: worst that can happen is you end up dead. which will happen anyway.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves be a man, take the wife to the congo.
mircea_popescu: he's just shy. these are not the same :D
mircea_popescu: he's not white.
mircea_popescu: why the fuck not ?
mircea_popescu: his blondy looks like she's doing lots of animal conservationing :D
mircea_popescu: fluffypony should be able to hook you up
mircea_popescu: who's the guy that crossed pacific in a barrel ?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves am i to charge him retainer ? :D