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phf: asciilifeform: b) readermacro in commonlisp, it turns into s-expression as well formed as the html, and the resulting proggy is what, ten line. << i wish, closure-html is 4252 uloc, depends on cxml 7881 uloc, depends on closure-common 2053 uloc.
shinohai: ;;later tell mod6 gentoo ready for test when u wake up
mircea_popescu: it's on their fucking heads. when i'm not willing to pay as much as a farthing for the continuance of the world they built, this'd be why.
mircea_popescu: so far, the various forefather derps have failed to produce ANYTHING
mircea_popescu: nah, i didn't ask you to maintain one. i asked for one to exist.
asciilifeform: even though various folks i respect have asked
asciilifeform: which is why i do not succumb to the temptation of maintaining a public linux flavour, for instance
asciilifeform: but i will not nod to cementing them into the future.
asciilifeform: i use plenty of loathesome things
punkman: I'd rather stop using one of the popular browsers
asciilifeform: because 'correct' MEANS, among ither things, fits-in-head.
asciilifeform: it is the very example of Things That Must Die
asciilifeform: i hope they get 'sooorprised' by falling anvil.
mircea_popescu: which explains why madam aisha is writing to you.
asciilifeform: aaaand that's where i jump off that train into the underbrush and join up with the partizans.
mircea_popescu: "and do this in the manner everyone else is, so developers aren't too surprised"
mircea_popescu: this job, being eminently unspecifiable, is thus highly fashionable. so we add a codicile :
mircea_popescu: let me enlighten you : it's "take a string that is definitionally misformed html, aka html soup, and transform it into sufficiently well formed html to render". ☟︎
mircea_popescu: i don't think you understand what "parse html" means.
asciilifeform: b) readermacro in commonlisp, it turns into s-expression as well formed as the html, and the resulting proggy is what, ten line.
asciilifeform: the correct way to parse html is either a) don't
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431119 << this is nifty ~but~ i invoke greenspun's tenth. ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431144 << sometimed i say to pet , that 'if you be a good pet, mircea_popescu ~might~ consider you for enlistment' ☝︎
mircea_popescu: just like you know, the elector of saxony being konig im as opposed of konig der. for as long as he stays home he can pretend he's king.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo speaking of which, perhaps it's time to start referencing usg as "the government IN washington" ? not like it's legitimate or anything.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, someone's supposed to buy this shit or something ? oh, if nato invades some place and then calls it a civil war then totally ?
asciilifeform: classic usgtronics, they even had an ukr 'exile gov' going in the 40s, 50s
mircea_popescu: you know, the "civil war" between the government there and the government away.
mircea_popescu: funny that the official name of the nato invasion of lybia is "the libyan civil war".
mircea_popescu: jewish name, too. rachel, hannah, something
mircea_popescu: well no, i suspect most of the theft actually happened in uae.
mircea_popescu: she also sued nato for you know, bombing a building and killing her brother and daughter. nato however wasn't sent to jail, because also reasons.
asciilifeform: bud did they swift it!111 ahahahal0
mircea_popescu: then banks decided to steal all her money, because reasons.
mircea_popescu: anyway, but speaking of the madam : aisha gaddafi is a rather interesting case. about our age, guy's only daughter iirc, ex un something-or-the-other.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431133 << i saw the choice gibblets pop up in ru sphere and tracked them to the motherturd ☝︎
mircea_popescu: lmao, check this out : apparently sometime cca 2008, one oleh soskin said that nato membership [for the ukraine] is favoured by women, they being... the more intelligent part of the electorate.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: feel welcome to use the piece of fine lultronium in an article if it fits, i would greatly enjoy reading such
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 12:24:34; mircea_popescu: you can now spend this lulz in any of the affiliated lulzshops
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431130 << ty mircea_popescu ! ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431151 << l0l i also got this gift from spm0din ! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: Madam Aisha M.GaddafiThu, 12:29 pm 5 KiBGreetings From Madam Aisha: Pls Get Back To Me So...
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 07:50:48; punkman: "Next in turn are the CSS parser and Renderer. I'm writing them all by myself, still full of energy. "
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431121 << that guy looks like he's doing god's work, ask him to come over ? ☝︎
nubbins`: "i own the women you'd be proud to call girlfriend" << lol
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 05:53:19; funkenstein_: danielpbarron, girlfriends are way more fun than cattle
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431095 << a) who the fuck do you imagine owns cattle and pretends they're women ; b) srsly now, this isn't how it works, you redefine the context. i own the women you'd be proud to call girlfriend, as cattle. and yes, they have exactly nothing against this arrangement, in fact, they bluntly prefer being owned by me than being your girlfriend. now you're lookin at the prob ☝︎
mircea_popescu: really, dice type sites (and no, pure chance is nothing but dice, no matter how you package it) should be happy with 0.1% or less. bitbet WORKS for that 1%.
mircea_popescu: nice font o.O. who's scws. where's the provably fair link ? why would i play roulette, i don't want to give you 5% or w/e the fuck the edge was. 1% is generous, this is not 1750.
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 05:44:23; funkenstein_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2016#1430437 <-- minor typo here, you meant "unhappy adolescents want to own women"
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2016#1431086 << that's not how things work, "oh, minor typo in the torah, it meant dwarves are the chosen people". ☝︎
mircea_popescu: (for a reasonably well documented case of this, see the various middle eastern deals that didn't include the derp)
mircea_popescu: not even the secret services of the various powers can be bothered anymore. ~nobody cares what obama says in any sense.
assbot: Logged on 12-03-2016 05:09:02; assbot: President Obama’s Interview With Jeffrey Goldberg on Syria and Foreign Policy - The Atlantic ... ( http://bit.ly/1U7JRX1 )
gribble: decimation was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 31 weeks, 0 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes, and 46 seconds ago: <decimation> I enjoyed my time here, learned much, had many lolz. I do not wish to cause drama or be an impediment to improving bitcoin. Even though I presently have L2 rating from a few people, I am not going impose on their good grace by remaining. God bless all of you.
mircea_popescu: you can now spend this lulz in any of the affiliated lulzshops ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform your lulz deposit has been received and credited to your account.
punkman: "Next in turn are the CSS parser and Renderer. I'm writing them all by myself, still full of energy. " ☟︎
assbot: MyHTML — HTML Parser on Pure C with POSIX Threads Support by Alexander Borisov ... ( http://bit.ly/1LY5nLd )
fluffypony: I can trigger it on my wife's phone, but I have to put on an accent :-P
fluffypony: punkman: that doesn't work anymore, with iOS 9 it does reasonable voice recognition
assbot: Gmane -- Call for support for lisp in the WebAssembly development. ... ( http://bit.ly/1pCPgsu )
ben_vulpes: https://git.thwg.org/wozz/bitcoin/commit/460b66b14b80a55279d837c91aff1f1c3ca60d7f << something that looks originalish
funkenstein_: hmm.. only called from within the miner
ben_vulpes: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/util.h#0645 << what i ask you the fuck is this
deedbot-: [Qntra] Bharara And Goons Move Artifacts From Unsanctioned To Sanctioned Looters - http://qntra.net/2016/03/bharara-and-goons-move-artifacts-from-unsanctioned-to-sanctioned-looters/
ben_vulpes: http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/main.cpp#2685 << i lol every time
danielpbarron: and you know this having tried both?
funkenstein_: danielpbarron, girlfriends are way more fun than cattle ☟︎
danielpbarron: funkenstein_, what do you prefer with regard to owning women?
funkenstein_: ah thanks
ben_vulpes: the link at the bottom of the website
assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 13:41:29; mircea_popescu: depends to. the problem here is that high value males are interested in owning females, not interested in producing litter. consequently, western world has fertility crisis.
funkenstein_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2016#1430437 <-- minor typo here, you meant "unhappy adolescents want to own women" ☝︎☟︎
funkenstein_: anyway i log in to share a little toy i've been working on: http://block-roulette.com
funkenstein_: what beast? I recommend "operators manual for spaceship earth" B.Fuller for details on how there's no beast here
assbot: Logged on 11-03-2016 20:34:41; asciilifeform: jurov: the beast is not bleeding. it moved coin from its left pocket to right.
funkenstein_: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-03-2016#1430662 <-- TXID or it didn't happen ☝︎
asciilifeform: like the various ethederpium meetings 'you' didn't see mircea_popescu at, etc.
asciilifeform: can't help but love the 'you don't see him in any of these meetings' thing
asciilifeform: tely stupid. He understands that Russia’s overall position in the world is significantly diminished. And the fact that he invades Crimea or is trying to prop up Assad doesn’t suddenly make him a player. You don’t see him in any of these meetings out here helping to shape the agenda. For that matter, there’s not a G20 meeting where the Russians set the agenda around any of the issues that are important.”'
asciilifeform: '“The truth is, actually, Putin, in all of our meetings, is scrupulously polite, very frank. Our meetings are very businesslike. He never keeps me waiting two hours like he does a bunch of these other folks.” Obama said that Putin believes his relationship with the U.S. is more important than Americans tend to think. “He’s constantly interested in being seen as our peer and as working with us, because he’s not comple
asciilifeform: or, almost worthy of the prb folks,
asciilifeform: e.g., '“isis is not an existential threat to the United States,” he told me in one of these conversations. “Climate change is a potential existential threat to the entire world if we don’t do something about it.” '
assbot: President Obama’s Interview With Jeffrey Goldberg on Syria and Foreign Policy - The Atlantic ... ( http://bit.ly/1U7JRX1 ) ☟︎
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu have some lulz, http://dpaste.com/02F0596.txt
granny: Well, it's over a billion at coinmarketcap, so I know the number's I'd trust there.
mircea_popescu: if derpy site is going to print numbers, might as well print the same ones. one'd think.
mircea_popescu: either totally wrong or totally right or w/e. i guess mods will see to it.
granny: hmm, yes, that graph is totally wrong
mircea_popescu: i suppose the site's totally borked, huh.
mircea_popescu: there's a graph, it doesn't touch 1bn. ☟︎
granny: just below the price
granny: look at the market cap
granny: 800 million is from the graph which is wrong
granny: Hi, the link to coincap.io shows over a billion right now
mircea_popescu: ponzi ahoy, should be funny to see what next week brings. 1 trn ? 1 bjln ?
mircea_popescu: not that it's not ridoinculous anyway.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo "sfly & piot" is a pretty good find! << which is this?
mircea_popescu looks at qntra article, sees chorus of derps going "pay fee!!1". i'm so glad bitcoin evanghelism dragged in the webizens srsly.