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Ukto:
i see it on some bottles now
Ukto: pigeons:
I have a slightly diff pic. same couple, diff pose. :P
pigeons: and
i want to murder the happy couple on the login page
Ukto: mircea_popescu:
I am surprised as hell, no one has made a big deal out of having to sing up for weexchange
Ukto: within 3 minutes
I replied that it was fixed and his deposit was available
thestringpuller: wouldn't
I be guarenteed to be a bond holder if
I put an interest of 1%
Ukto:
i watched in teh logs as he forced it :P
jurov: thestringpuller, let's talk about the app later,
i'm going afk for few hours now
jurov: hi mircea popescu,
i'm checking your "bonds historical data" against my own spreadsheet
Ukto:
I like that CoinBr.MPBPT fund on BitFunder. it looks like it will do good. >:P
pigeons:
i made one to jurov which he promptly repaid and couldn't find any more
pigeons:
i would take profits, but what am
i gonna buy?
mircea_popescu: no, actually,
i think some scriptkiddie is trying his version of a dos. the server's been doing 1-1.5Gbps for the past hour
Namjies:
I still need to make the specs styling.
dub:
I got around to registering
mircea_popescu: email me somethign signed so
i actually know it's you.
maximian: yep,
I pasted the encrypted version
maximian: could
I just send you the clear signed STAT command
I issued?
maximian: mircea_popescu:
I changed mpex_url, now it hangs when
I run it.
I tried issuing an order by following section 6 of the FAQ and pasted the clear signed message directly via the web interface, and it replies with "Unrecognized signature. Please email your public key first."
Namjies: Otherwise
I'm sure
I'll find a taker for the template.
Namjies:
I'll still finish this one. Might take ~1 week of work. Hopefully it will get better.
maximian: yeah, but
I just tried issuing a stat manually, and it failed
mircea_popescu: in other news, the forum delivers : "
I destroyed my credit before
i was 20.
I need a fresh start. Bankruptcy attorneys in my area are telling me $800 for their service.
I know
i can do it myself for under $100 but
i dont know what im doing."
Ukto: so
i wont be missed
Ukto: thats what
I am working through
Ukto:
I don't think it will be missed. :P
Ukto: Q: Can
I place bids/asks adding up to more BTC/Shares than
I have?
Ukto: Q: Can
I put up more total bids than BTC/Shares available (Margining)?
Ukto: kk,
i got it covered
mircea_popescu: Q: Can
I put up bids adding up to more BTC than
I have ? Can
I sell shares
I do not own ?
Ukto: Q: Can
I put up more total bids than BTC/Shares available? (Margining)
Ukto:
i'll have to spell out the question on the faq
Ukto:
I cant think of how to term it for some reason
smickles: turns out
i coded it for variance, not volatility!
smickles: well,
i wrote all the code myself, based off of theory
smickles: well,
i think that has to do with the fact that it's not 'established' yet
mircea_popescu:
i get this feeling as if for many people bitcoin is pretty much the wtf gift that keeps on giving
mircea_popescu: and with that
i bid you all a very good bowl of punch.
dub:
I spend a considerable amount of time in the sea, we can just pretend teh myth is true
dub: yeah
I'll admit to not having first hand knowledge ehre
smickles: oh god damn,
i'm taking this fail to a /q
smickles: jurov:
i'm working on a options market maker right now. after that,
i'll look into an automated share lender
jurov: half serious... while
i can lend to the bot myself, it trades small amounts
smickles: jurov:
I'm not even working on an api yet. Are you serious?
smickles: < thestringpuller> smickles: how long will you ve offering the lending deal on S.DICE <<<
I haven't put a time limit on it
jcpham:
i'll need a drink first
PsychoticBoy:
I make my own bitcoin fork called PsychoCoin, 5 min a block, 50 coins and a difficulty change every week
jcpham: did
i just see shitting dick nipples
jurov: Ukto, don't forget to make it as ugly as vircurex was..
I miss it
Ukto:
i digure
I can layer on like 50 altchains
Ukto: mebbe
i should shut it down now
PsychoticBoy:
I makes it more of an exchange, now you have mining, sdice and mpoe on Bitfunder
jurov: yea,
i couldn't fathom putting out fires every time new asset is listed like someone
PsychoticBoy:
I still got a lot of ¨old¨ coins mined in 2010
PsychoticBoy:
I have, can give you some good headaches overtime
mircea_popescu: EskimoBob srsly ? here
i sit on a humongous pile of bitcoins and you think you'll somehow manage to engage me in random interwebs dickery ? as if we're both equals, ramen fed nobodies floating abot ?
mircea_popescu: so basically "o, can
i short it ???" "yes, smickles lends shares" "but can
i short it without going into mpex".
Ukto:
I just came up with an interesting idea.. on how to use the rules for liars poker.. in an multi-player browser based isometric game....
Ukto:
I need to hide an esteregg on the site somewhere
Ukto: its too squat
I think
Ukto: oh,
i just ment in general
Ukto:
I was debating making it aler
Ukto: to the same one
I use
EskimoBob:
i think they need to add a picture of a unicorn and PGP key. Then it will be OK?
EskimoBob:
I see that angry "PR" joke blabbering something. Maybe you need to talk to her?
dub: EskimoBob: at some point
I recall enjoying the odd diatribe you emmited but now you just seem to show up and blather incoherently in any thread containing a poster you dont approve of. You are basically ciuciu 2.0
Ukto:
i have been pretty busy all morning