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KRS1: mircea popescu did call it spot on..for
a while now. sure goes along with what i've mostly noticed in life: too much of
a good thing is usually not
a "good thing".
KRS1: i bet many
a rectum are sore this morning
ezdiy: but
a lot of followers apparently
ZedsterX: they must happy with the spot moved
a bit
ezdiy: that pr guy could be
a politician
ZedsterX: Maintenance Over however we are now under
a DDoS attack.
MJR_: we were directly responsible for
a panic that resulted in
a drop of over 50%...we are just that good
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes, and 36 seconds ago: <smickles>
a bitcoin atm could be the easiest way to send money to
a friend, each of you just goes to an atm
Namworld: the merchant should get
a huge fine IF it is found they frauded someone.
mircea_popescu: if i ran visa everyone to ever lose
a card would be fined $500
punkman: yes the merchant gets
a fine for each chargeback
punkman: you know what's
a fun read, those 500 page Visa PDFs explaining all you ever wanted to know about credit cards
mircea_popescu: there is no system in this world with 20% chargeback rates. either you have
a working system and chargebacks are
a fraction of
a percent
gesell: as i was saying yesterday, if each execution of an order requires gox to recaculate
a bunch of things such as your current fee bracket, in addition to properly matching, then mangification at the cpu level is possible. and another argument for throttling oders per second per user until gox finds solutions
Scrat: [12:31] <bit14> @MagicalTux: why exactly would
a ddos affect the matching and execution engine?
Namworld: Too bad the free BTC was only
a fraction of my portfolio
Namworld: I was looking at price and the 2011 looked like such
a small bump... I thought, I've got to take some money there
Namworld: The price rise is almost vertical over
a few weeks and totally dwarfs 2011's bubble
Namworld: I took
a screenshot of clarkmoody at the peak
mircea_popescu: i doubt they've crashed. i think they got
a taste of 200mbps
punkman: I should sent them
a few boxes via freight
bgupta: they were honest.. but I was like "you are celebrating this".. mmm guess they made
a ton of commissions so they were in the mood to celebrate?
bgupta: so curious.. what kind of crack pipe are the gox ks smoking if they think that it's
a sign of success that their shitty trading system caused
a flashcrash?
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.545224 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00109262279137 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin to the other side of the Earth, along the surface (0.0001339 AU).
mod6: Santelli interviewed the BTC ATM guy
a week or so ago. That was kinda neat.
MJR_: i mean, i think the fact that we bounce back after
a 3x (by price) bigger drop than the 2011 crash
benkay_: mircea_popescu, even my hairdresser understands that
a deflationary currency is worth more tomorrow
MJR_: like its
a fed announcement, lol
MJR_: they need to say the name 3 times in
a dark room into
a mirror
mircea_popescu: for 99% of people involved, their involvement is less than
a decent meal.
mircea_popescu: for every person with 1 btc or less there's 1k+ people with
a bunch of social media accounts.
mircea_popescu: benkay_ for every person that matters there's 1k+ people with
a btc or less.
benkay_: call me if we're ever down week over week; whichever cryptocurrency is popular at the time might actually have hit
a steady-state value at that point
gribble: MtGox lag is 20.926272 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0419360147858 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin ten times between Earth and Moon (0.0257 AU).
pizzaman1337: how often does it retry if it fails to get
a response?
gribble: MtGox lag is 2.21016 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00442913589382 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from Jupiter to its third largest moon, Io (0.002819 AU).
naemsi: benkay_: wow, that's weak. It allowed me to create
a non-alphanumeric username but won't allow me to log in with it. :/
burnside: gonna be traveling for the next week or so. any inquiries PM me on the forums or send
a support request via btct.co.
benkay_: that's
a reassuring number.
gribble: MtGox lag is 39.813814 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0797864374783 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin ten times between Saturn and Titan (0.0802 AU).
mod6: just unplugged until
a bottom is reached?
mod6: seems to be
a lot of attacks being reported
mod6: i was asking about bitfinex just cause this guy in -otc mentioned it to me since i called Gox
a jackwagon
mod6: it had certainly been
a while since i'd made any perl tools. but i'm glad that i made some now.
KRS1: its been
a while since i played with
a perl bot
KRS1: can i use
a bot to trade on public exchanges
mod6: this happened last time there was
a large sell off too :/
gribble: MtGox lag is 162.992865 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.326635876501 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin approximately the distance covered by Voyager 1 in one month (0.2988 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 119.363752 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.239203622545 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin between Earth and Venus at their closest approach (0.254 AU).
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: hey do you still have that picture showing the tweets correlating to bitcoin price saying "proof bitcoin isn't
a ponzi"
gribble: MtGox lag is 174.694313 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.350085447277 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 194.482047 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.389739844658 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 219.05474 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.438983246301 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 189.333507 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.379422228144 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
Bugpowda: It does
a damped osciallation EVERY TIME. usually the magnitude is too small to trade due to fees, but this one is SO BIG, the fees dont matter.
KRS1: this writing sounds
a little f'd up
KRS1: "The velocity of bitcoins is
a huge red alert"
gribble: MtGox lag is 120.367893 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.241215909866 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin between Earth and Venus at their closest approach (0.254 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 82.196653 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.164721172292 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin ten times between Jupiter and Callisto (0.12567 AU).
KRS1: who'd ever think of using
a coat hanger..i should stick
a fork in one of my bitcoin mining rigs to see if that helps.
KRS1: <[yAK]> i was actually getting 300khash by putting
a coat hanger into one of the pci express slots
KRS1: yeah...we'll just put UDP traffic from
a bunch of hosts into
a nice little php/html form and email it back.
gribble: MtGox lag is 111.797675 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.224041288951 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin between Earth and Venus at their closest approach (0.254 AU).
Bowjob: We're taking the night off. We are not accepting new orders tonight (Wednesday Apr 10). Seriously, forget the Bitcoin Charts/Prices. Go for
a walk, take
a bath, go to the spa. Yes all pending orders will be processed, and Yes we'll be back to normal tomorrow. and no we were NOT hacked.
gribble: MtGox lag is 107.761137 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.215952111994 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin between Earth and Venus at their closest approach (0.254 AU).
pgp: mp: i love the "the movie-and-
a-burger asset" comment...
jborkl_: it only went down for
a minute
Ukto: But thats
a different story. ;)
mircea_popescu: don't get me wrong, i too would love to be in
a better reality.
gribble: MtGox lag is 314.06204 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.629376811746 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Venus (0.72 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 295.600707 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.592380507118 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Venus (0.72 AU).
ThickAsThieves: mp would it be possible for you to develop relationships directly with your approved exchanged to become
a "real" price index?
gribble: MtGox lag is 171.222393 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.343127758471 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin approximately the distance covered by Voyager 1 in one month (0.2988 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 94.566716 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.189510640042 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin ten times between Jupiter and Callisto (0.12567 AU).
thestringpuller: I wrote them an email explaining with the non-linear increase in difficulty and them not having
a contingency plan for BFL labs non-delivery, there would be
a run on the stock as dividends don't increase over time.
gribble: MtGox lag is 40.02897 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0802176076933 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin ten times between Saturn and Titan (0.0802 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 421.129856 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.843939516219 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Venus (0.72 AU).
rikur: Bowjob: hehe, I'll wait
a day or two to get hot dogs for -50% :p
TomServo: So my open bid @ 64 might have
a chance?! haha
gribble: MtGox lag is 581.765251 seconds. During this time, light travels 1.16585104924 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Earth (1 AU).
gribble: Error: "lag" is not
a valid command.
assbot: Hell, ain't we about more fucked than
a whore at closin' time, huh?
gribble: MtGox lag is 534.079881 seconds. During this time, light travels 1.07029010167 AU. You could have sent
a bitcoin from the Sun to Earth (1 AU).