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mircea_popescu: there's a special us tool dentists get
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: teeth?!
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: not if you use the good stuff in there...
mircea_popescu: hey, great for cleanning teeth also
BingoBoingo: just be careful with plastics in there because may be degreased out of being.
BingoBoingo very surprised alf did not have this
asciilifeform: will degrease / decruft pretty much anything that fits inside.
BingoBoingo: When qntra falls, it falls to rise again after smashing and spreading a drama below the clouds in which qntra sits.
King_Rex: reading up on the schism w/ b-a
mod6: shinohai: ah cool, thanks for testing that out.
shinohai: I made a buncha fake tickets the graph system is super nifty mod6
mod6: <shinohai> nice work << thanks! working on changes.
mircea_popescu: i dun think shashdot is linking to it ever again tho.
asciilifeform: (should make the site 'slashdot'-proof in theory)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: keeps db from having to be queried every time
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Hit up any walmarts to photograph the fauna on your safari?
BingoBoingo: Now it's mostly the other wrassling students that bugger each other.
ben_vulpes: having recently returned from detroit and misc ohio suburbs, my part of the coast has, in comparison, nearly zero 'obeasts'.
BingoBoingo: Not obesity rates began their upwards march as he transitioned into politics.
BingoBoingo: Hastert was one of the last of an era apparently.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: well, if you dun wanna wrassle better than coach what better way to protect your butthole than with a thick layer of folds that block the hole.
asciilifeform: inquiring mindz want to know.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: in 'flyover' usa, where every pupil is properly buggered, more - or - fewer ? 'obeasts' than on coasts ?
BingoBoingo: Anyways asciilifeform having a coach Hastert in High School lets kids grow up knowing the world is a dangerous place and that if they aren't careful there is the very real risk of coach buggering them in the locker room. Without a coach like that you get obeasts who misrepresent anti-sexual expressions of revulsion at their candidia ridden adipose folds as rape.
shinohai: I read shit like that and I *want* iIran to nuke the US
BingoBoingo: Anyways a trigglypuff is a adipose type pokemon that does Q&A type sessions like this http://sli.mg/a/q2nRQr
asciilifeform: or what those are.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: If you want less trigglypuffs on college campuses you need more Coach Hasterts in High School locker rooms.
asciilifeform: plus the grinding wheel.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: the lulziest bit is that it looks like he made it simply from what was on the desk
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: talk about automating the reactor controls...
BingoBoingo: I mean for a sport with individual competitions it also teaches group cohesion when everyone knows what coach does to the stragglers.
BingoBoingo: Though I guess I can see the pedogological value of Hastert's coachin methods, if you don't want to get molested all you got to do is get better at wrasslin than coach is.
BingoBoingo: But idk, maybe then he would have missed the thrill of the hunt or soemthing.
BingoBoingo: ^ Someone who would have used the contraption from that gif
asciilifeform brb, taking face off
deedbot: [Qntra] Socialist Cuts Jobs On Campaign Trail - http://qntra.net/2016/04/socialist-cuts-jobs-on-campaign-trail/
mircea_popescu: there is no such thing as off duty. this may be the principal gender difference.
asciilifeform: so i can take it off at home.
mircea_popescu: a man may work from sun to sun
asciilifeform: or perhaps it is to ~take off~
mircea_popescu: absent that, ontological collapse, how is she going to EVEN EXIST if she can't turn her head just like so in respect to the scarf (as the girl in pic does).
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform honestly i think it's not exactly "don't be naked" but moreover part of the "head conception". you know, like streetwalkers / actresses "gotta put their face on". the conception of what a head looks like includes the scarf and that's that.
asciilifeform: and not because i have no way to find out, but because it does not stick to the teflon coating in my skullcase
mircea_popescu: femculture, it's a weird thing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform and notice that her otherwise very cute belly fat that avg singer/actress/newswoman aspirant would not be CAUGHT DEAD in doesn't bother her in the slighrwest, nevertheless the cheekbones and eye area has been photoshopped into dead marble.
mircea_popescu: (and then they'd get terribly insulted if you used it as a cum rag. wtf bitch, this is entrapment, you sucked it with a scarf on!)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: iirc roman thing too
mircea_popescu: shinohai i saw this a lot in egypt. girl would take everything off before the head piece.
mircea_popescu: anyway. the fact that we keep putting $bash in here is maybe not merely to be interpreted in the sense of "bot should ignore". maybe bot should execute.
mircea_popescu: so we get another income source for the esteemed foundation jar.
asciilifeform: unlike tit bounce.
asciilifeform: yeah but easy to fuck up this.
mircea_popescu: otherwise i could have girl bounce tits on kbd for half an hour neh ?
mircea_popescu: well ideally folks would use it reasonably, ie, only when making a point supposed to go into record
mircea_popescu: what's the worst that can happen, and if it does, you know who to send a bill to.
mircea_popescu: i just mean, keep one for this purpose.
mircea_popescu: i don't mean spin it up every time
mircea_popescu: trinque> jurov: I'll save that feature for drunkbot << actually, here's a thought, spin up an aws instance, have deedbot execute stuff in there.
mircea_popescu: in my head it carries the gossipname apparently.
asciilifeform: all 3 really part of same thing.
asciilifeform: see old thread.
mircea_popescu: they know to take your stuff seriously and everyone else's less seriously
mircea_popescu: obviously once gossipd is an actual thing, the only way to talk to your boxen becomes gossipd.
mircea_popescu: basically reduces to gossipd yet again huh.
mircea_popescu: this whole swamp will have to be drained. we need : a) sane key exchange format. sane here means correctly extensible and key-based, not "process" or "usage" based. b) sane ssh/pgp/etc
mircea_popescu: how the fuck does this fails to be obvious. YES YOUR RSA KEY YOU USE FOR "SSH" MUST BE INTEROPERABLE WITH THE RSA KEY I USE TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER.
asciilifeform: crocks of shit this size do not occur naturally.
asciilifeform: how else did you think.
asciilifeform: and yes, whole thing is a deliberate crock-o-shit.
asciilifeform: or so i recall from last time i gave a shit
asciilifeform: iirc they use different representation for the bigints !
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: on top of all of this,
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform linking ietf.org garbage surefire way to get my blood boiling. WHY THE FUCK IS IANA INVOLVED IN THIS. i need them to "create andmaointain a registry" like i need warts inside my bladder.
mircea_popescu: have the decency to say -----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY----- uniformly and be done with it. or ECC or w/e the fuck it is, CrS
mircea_popescu: doesn't exist anymore than a "pgp key" already.
mircea_popescu: also CRC will have to be supplied (or i guess ignored ?), and \ turned to \n continuation.
mircea_popescu: anyway. it would seem that by taking a ssh/ssh2 key, converting it to openssh format ($ssh-keygen -i -f old.pub > new.pub ) then replacing the headers/enders with correct values and adding a blank line after header/before comments you get a properly noted key.
mircea_popescu: dude it's almost as if these schmucks make the obfuscation deliberate. there should be ~no reason i have to use anything but my pgp key to ssh and vice-versa already
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: tru!
mircea_popescu: a) "made", as in the bs they usually make ; b) phuctor works better the more keys it has by design
asciilifeform: i think ssh uses 'pem'.
asciilifeform: i know of no variant of ssh that eats it, or vice-versa
asciilifeform: 4880 (earlier 2440) is the pgp format
asciilifeform: afaik there is no ready converter, it would have to be written.
mircea_popescu: we were actually discussing going through shithub coupla days ago iirc
mircea_popescu: jurov> if you remember, i sit on trove github keys <<< if you convert them it'd eat them
trinque: $gettrust deedbot trinque
jurov: trinque: i suggest rather to ignore only stuff that does not begin by $[a-zA-Z]
trinque: jurov: I'll save that feature for drunkbot
trinque: deedbot's gonna be silent when it sees a $ that isn't a known command
trinque: I'm removing that :p
jurov: kk. there's several million of them
asciilifeform: shinohai: lulzy. eat pistol at home - snore. eat at the office - nyooz, cameras, excitement!
asciilifeform: jurov: feel free to convert & throw'em in
jurov: mostly rsa, but also dsa, i can filter them
asciilifeform: jurov: these are rsa keys ?
jurov: there's their git profile name
shinohai: http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/04/27/body-apple-campus/83598174/ <<< "I can't take working at Crapple ANOTHER DAY"
asciilifeform: or it's a snore to read