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nubbins`: kako, like $40 for
a piece of brass
jcpham: i have
a 2012 solid 10btc
nubbins`: it's also
a bit of
a downer that casascius keeps cutting the prices of his coins after people buy them
jcpham: i kinda have
a nice collection at this point and want to keep collecting examples
nubbins`: i mean, i'm glad i have
a bunch, because otherwise i probably would have lost them on shitty investments
jcpham: who the shit sells
a physical bitcoin without funding it
nubbins`: i guess maybe that's not
a common usage of the word? heh
nubbins`: now that's
a fucking sick coin
KRS-: If you are standing around are you going to wait to figure it out if its
a real Romanian vampire or
a hybrid? I wouldn't..you'd be standing there by yourself! I'd rather be at the pub where there are people around.
truffles: but they do remind me of
a breathy female trying to do the sexy voice : d
kakobrekla: and
a billion of investors with 0.08 btc
kleeck: I like
a lot of Ambient/Instrumental stuff
nubbins`: i've never heard
a band that sounds quite like health
nubbins`: health is really good, i saw them play live
a few years ago
BingoBoingo: I figured that one would win on contingencies related to delisting after his disappeared post IPO for
a while
BingoBoingo: That S.Dice vs. S.BBEt bet was little short of
a miracle. I mean other than the part where I expected Erik to get delisted sooner.
kakobrekla: anywho it expires in
a month and
a half or smth.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: This is Bitcoin. Plausible deniability is
a feature.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: To the extent I want to declare just I hadn't had
a broker yet. To the question of whether I have an actual MPEx key or not I'd like to remain silent.
jurov: Actually, there will be
a LLC listed as CoinBr operator soon :)
jurov: i had to remind him to process mine after
a week.. and others wait longer
random_cat_: i'm just logging in after
a hiatus and seeing depressed prices + notices about position changes for 'us entities'
jurov: (i deployed
a patch yest that you can't register without doing that)
random_cat_: man, i had pig tongue the other day for the first time... what
a treat
BingoBoingo: dub: Not sure. I've always found snoots to be
a more delicious part of the pig.
Vexual: asciilifeform I'm sure I can find some kids to collect car wheel balancing weights for
a six pack of light beer
Vexual: i can get iron and manganese and make good steel with sticks in
a week
Vexual: does the acrylic go right around? i want to cast
a copy in lead
mircea_popescu: they were designed by the following procedure : asciilifeform and me threw around ideas, settled on usb finger, then i had
a bunch of women send me pics of their hands flipping the bird, then i had it outlined and printed.
Vexual: i want two of those nsa t's so i can not go to
a party as not something atall
Vexual: is it
a haloween year?
mircea_popescu: i salute the idea of getting the kids used to bdsm early, tho the implementation is perhaps
a little shoddy.
nubbins`: i want to see
a headline that says "man bought $25 of bitcoins in 2009, didn't forget about them, now worth $886k"
benkay: i can sign
a promise to pay you some money
gribble:
A market order to sell 500 bitcoins right now would net 102290.2509 USD and would take the last price down to 204.0020 USD, resulting in an average price of 204.5805 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0001 seconds
gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs
a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at
a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, (1 more message)
benkay: what's the command to see how much the price would move for an asset given
a specific buy/sell size?
gribble: Error: "market" is not
a valid command.
gribble: The bot responds when you start
a line with the ! character.
A good starting point for exploring the bot is the !facts command. You can also visit the bot's website for
a list of help topics and documentation:
http://gribble.sourceforge.net/ dub: pretty sure if I could cause your death with
a mouse click right now I would do so
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dexX7: ah, just
a guess.. because you opened
a thread on btctalk, i think
dub: if $50 is
a serious financial problem its time to kill yourself
Diablo-D3: I wanted to beat them with
a tire iron
Diablo-D3: nubbins`: I saw
a story that said ATM machine
nubbins`: "hi, i'd like to send
a dozen small parcels to various countries"
bitesak: i tried their android app which was
a real hassle
jurov: it it's involved (like on blockchain.info), pls male
a screenshot
jurov: if it's just
a menu, pls write it here
jurov: does anyone know how to access signature function in electrum? i want to make
a cheatsheet for users
pankkake: hmm… maybe it was
a rat that chewed mpex's power cables
kleeck: The conclusion being: Anytime someone starts
a phrase with "Look, I'm all for X, but Y" the Y == NOT being all for X at all.
kleeck: How can I write
a blog that looks like news... hmmm... Oh, look CNN.
bob____: not even blog. more like
a wiki i guess. anyone can post.
jcpham: unless it's
a silly straw
nubbins`: see, some of these are
a bit put-on. you can't just stick
a straw up someone's ass
kleeck: That space docking clip was
a great tease!
kleeck: It's all
a mess, and it all starts with pumpkins.
kleeck: Then nubbins` is angry, and goes on
a shooting rampage at his employ.
kleeck: it's spiraling out of control. Soon, we'll have
a shortage of bees due to
a shortage of pumpkins which will lead to less pumpkins.
nubbins`: "
A lack of pumpkins this year is being blamed on low numbers of bees"
bitesak: indeed, IP for example, i'm no expert and pretty sure you are more versed in these matters than me. All this google stuff is
a bit much..
pankkake: well one time
a guy had
a lamp to check them, but otherwise… I could easily fool people
jurov: Hi all... sorry, coinbr stuff will take
a while. got some executed/canceled orders, with no TradeHistory entries.
mod6: yeah, its
a fuckin joke.
mircea_popescu: if you let people take
a leak when they're in
a spot they become much less likely to shoot your place up.
mod6: that shit here would get you
a swat team probably.
mircea_popescu: he took about ten minutes to be convinced that yes, you can go into
a motherfucking highschool to use their toilet.
mircea_popescu: few days ago i was with
a us guy downtown and he needed to pee
mod6: so they nearly escorted me out of the building until they realized i had
a reasonable "purpose". not like i had
a giant duffelbag with me or anything.
mod6: so i was in this building downtown today, nearly got thrown out for doing nothing more than showing up too early for
a meeting and using the free wifi in the lobby. i had
a suit on for christsake.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Whatever happened to the eagle holding the cocks as
a logo?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo kinda the idea of the pairing. make
a friend.
BingoBoingo: I also guess I'm taking the medium shirt and finding
a hog to give the XL to as
a night gown...
mod6: thats
a great shirt :]
BingoBoingo: The autopsy of Labcoin is taking longer than expected, but letting it rot on cryprostocks
a bit longer can't hurt.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well text scraping or transcribing are better forms of capping.
A sentence is worth
a thousand screenshots. I've started the habit of logging anything vaguely scammy though.
mircea_popescu: they add nothing. copy/past the material as quotes so it's indexable, maybe have
a gallery for screenshots
geofflosophy: sorry, I'm kind of
a nub, haven't really done much IRC stuff since my CS days in the early 2000s