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asciilifeform: half a bil transistors, and 400mil of'em so that winblowz can boot..
asciilifeform: the 'clothes iron cpu' is a ridiculous thing. esp in lappy
asciilifeform: lappy that sits plugged in mains socket for 8h while owner sleeps and then good for day or 2, is imho possible; just gotta ditch x86..
asciilifeform bbl,meat
asciilifeform: ( as i understand, was also a shit-test of eltsin, who 'passed', didn't so much as fart )
asciilifeform: orig clinton decocked'em, eh.
asciilifeform: all i got is a map , on which serbia not coloured reich black yet, but possibly simple omission.
asciilifeform: if not needed, then not needed, whoami to say.
asciilifeform: has it sunk into europiphate / natostan yet ?
asciilifeform: how come we aint got a serbia Mocky btw.
asciilifeform sings, 'tamo daleko...'
asciilifeform: ( personally witnesses timis vs bucharest, bucharest is worth 'what pig could shit' in comparison )
asciilifeform: i'ma guess it's in the cool-stuff landz, that were hungarian pre-war
asciilifeform: why is bolyai uni. in ro ?!
asciilifeform: sounds like it oughta be in hungary tho
asciilifeform: aa
asciilifeform: kiddo tries to teach genie to be a good sov citizen
asciilifeform: there's a lulzy sov-era comedic tale about this
asciilifeform: btw is ubb same thing as http://btcbase.org/log/2018-10-31#1868059 ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: 'on shithub, here'
asciilifeform: 'where's the sores'
asciilifeform: nah he'll have ready pocket answer, 'hey, nadia did it in 2013' etc
asciilifeform: ( at one point asciilifeform sat in a peanut gallery in the godforsaken heathen pit where 50+ 'nadias' sat in committee, can prolly even make a guess as to likelies )
asciilifeform: i'm almost curious nao, just which nadia will be getting professorship from 'discovering' the serpent lul.
asciilifeform: approx
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: naturally. ( tho 'nadia' will prolly have to wait for asciilifeform to do it, before 'nadia did it' , like the prev time )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i.e. supplies it in rsa envelope ?
asciilifeform: aa
asciilifeform: ( or didja mean -- proggy. it just moves numberz around, wai should it depend on anyffing... )
asciilifeform: shirt? pretty sure i've seen it prior, somewhere
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: for yer lulz collection, saw a chix in some public crowd, with shirt 'the future is female'
asciilifeform: ... even msdos.
asciilifeform: proggy has 0 dependencies, btw, should run on all known cltrons
asciilifeform: diana_coman et al ^
asciilifeform: oh btw re upstack http://btcbase.org/log/2018-10-31#1867992 , pre-publication draft >> http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/se42z/?raw=true << cuz we're civilized folx and 'show work' ☝︎
asciilifeform: i recall thread aha
asciilifeform: mod6: sometimes... onion
asciilifeform: there's a famous specimen with a ficus spike in it, peculiar old-school abortion algo, went septic
asciilifeform: verily
asciilifeform: earliest specimens date to peter's time
asciilifeform: there's a museum of these, in ru
asciilifeform: aha!
asciilifeform: esp for folx determined to be stupid
asciilifeform: seems like iron law
asciilifeform: yrs ago i scoffed at mircea_popescu's model where 'they all got cucking wife', i scoff no moar
asciilifeform: somehow they all got 1
asciilifeform: complete with cucking-wife, even
asciilifeform: pretty sad case
asciilifeform: got stuck in an airport with him, even
asciilifeform: i recall
asciilifeform: iguess.
asciilifeform: mod6: afaik 'current' prb is more or less separate net, for all practical purpose
asciilifeform: mod6: the days when there was any cheese there, of whatever kind, are long gone
asciilifeform: how exactly does it go. 'hey, mircea_popescu et al. are buncha cannibals, lemme go and find... buncha tards, to handle mah coinz, instead' ?
asciilifeform: what's the draw.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aha, but still gotta wonder. rly, srsly, prb ??
asciilifeform quite distant from subj of hockey, saw a grand total of 1 game in whole life, so will leave thread alone rather than emitting lulzhowlers
asciilifeform: the heavier folx have advantage
asciilifeform: iirc there's a 'sumo' component also
asciilifeform: i dunno how much 'level' buncha 50-60 y.o. d00dz have; but then again i am not aficionado
asciilifeform: afaik he only plays with ru ex-pro's. but whoknows, can dream
asciilifeform: 'Kanye West is not Picasso Remember Me: All day, nigga' .
asciilifeform: e.g. 'I’m just back from a wedding in Calgary. It was a fairly posh affair, if an intimate one befitting the couple’s slightly more mature stage of life. A well-to-do dentist, herself the daughter of an even better-to-do-though-recently-retired dentist, was marrying a charming chap from the Maritimes. It was a slightly exhausting trek with our four-month-old in tow, but in the end so very worth it' etc etc
asciilifeform: i dun see that pete_dushenski has any biznis here. he's where he belongs, with the 'mah fambly' picz, automotive circle-jerks, etc
asciilifeform: i do sometimes wonder what goes on in the heads, 'hey i hate them nao, mebbe prb is where it's at', wtf
asciilifeform: mod6: d00d still lists a 'Public Bitcoin Node(s) 158.69.54.79 188.165.209.181' on his www, the latter dun answer on 8333, the former is some chimera, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-07-23#1837433 ☝︎
asciilifeform: 'jurov moved the Foundation website to the Foundation's server hosted at Pizarro' << confirmed that it worx, a++ btw, ty jurov
asciilifeform: iirc shinohai also started prb approx 6mo after his 'what am i doing here' monologue
asciilifeform: seems like there's a roughly 6 mo. lifetime for folx who fall into 'man alone', sorta how there is 6 mo. ramp-up for n00bz
asciilifeform: '0x012: pete_dushenski's [R.07] nodes were found to be dead, and thus removed from the list of Advertised Republican Nodes' << ha
asciilifeform: ohai mod6
asciilifeform: only then, imho, can properly pour cement, put the cross on the tomb.
asciilifeform: ( i.e. transformator for 256b K that produces K1,...Kn that go to equiv. end states )
asciilifeform: at least until i actually do it and it spews forth the pill eqn.
asciilifeform: hey, it remains theoretically possible that asciilifeform somehow is mistaken and the gauss-reduced matrix has unique solution...
asciilifeform: there's a quite tall pile of pointlessly murdered trees behind ' asciilifeform never brought us a nice symm cipher ! '
asciilifeform: ( reduces to halting problem )
asciilifeform: the fundamental problem with 'i'ma use turing-complete automaton as hash!' is that ~specifically~ the aspect that makes it seem appealing to begin with, is the very same thing that kills you, it is impossible to prove non-cyclicity
asciilifeform: ( in general asciilifeform eschews wasting folx's time with questionable algos for which there is no approach to fix )
asciilifeform: i had an automata thing, but found that i could not in good conscience play it for the prize, i never found any approach to a proof that it dun have ( as mircea_popescu called ) 'kek state'
asciilifeform: ( the prng stuff is even easier to demolish, imho it's not worth anyffing )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the bigger saddity, is that i dun have anything to offer to plug-in replace 'serpent', nao just as in '16 when mircea_popescu was offering prizes
asciilifeform: sad, but better to learn this nao than after gluing it in eulora, or baking asics, etc
asciilifeform: noshit
asciilifeform: ( and dollars to doughnuts , can be narrowed substantially using what leaks out into ciphertext, but that's ~entirely~ separate bag of lulz )
asciilifeform: my current guess is , north of 64bit, but south of 80
asciilifeform: loox like finding answer might add up to costing some penies ( or not, lessee, if dulap dun suffice, i'ma lease some cycles on lulazon cluster )
asciilifeform: i still dun know what the actual keyspace is, just yet
asciilifeform: ikr?
asciilifeform: ( by a certain mugurel.andreica<at>cs.pub.ro . wonder if spyked et al know the fella ) ☟︎
asciilifeform: meanwhile, in detritus from asciilifeform's torture room, 'În această lucrare se prezintă o metodă eficientă de implementare a eliminării Gaussiene pentru o matrice de dimensiuni n·m (m≥n), folosind o arhitectură SIMD ce constă dintr-o matrice de n·m procesoare.' (U.P.B. Sci. Bull., Series C, Vol. 71, Iss. 4, 2009)
asciilifeform also bbl
asciilifeform: trinque: http://mocky.org/feed.xml loox like
asciilifeform: trinque: wb. yer in for some pretty lulzy l0gz, imho
asciilifeform: 'First of all you can’t get power to charge your laptop. Anywhere. Electrical outlets in customer areas: it’s just not done here' << sounds like the ultimate trial for us x60 folk ☟︎
asciilifeform: hm trinque is Mocky currently in the deedbot rotation ? i missed his last 2 posts apparently
asciilifeform: so for bit 0 of w, h21 ^ f21 ^ d21 ^ a21 ^ 1 == w0, and if you want that w0 they gotta sum to same thing mod-2 , no matter what. but for the ~last~ bit of W, you have 79 whole slots ! that still only gotta add up to same thing mod-2 ! many more variants .
asciilifeform: btw if it aint obvious -- the denser the horiz. path across the pic, the ~easier~ it is to find alt-solutions to that line of the expansion (i.e. rearrangements of the input key that yield the same mod-2 summation when multiplied with that row of the matrix )
asciilifeform: it's funny, if only to me -- if author wanted to make the keyspace == 2**256, all he would have had to do is to drop a copy of the 256bit key into the expansion. but i can already picture the fatlogic, 'oh noez, that wouldn't do, will leak key via plaintext cuz not whitened'
asciilifeform: i'm reminded of the chessboards they used to print in sov newspapers. after a good rain.