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pankkake: cointerra is supposed to delivery a big january batch
b0n1: https://cloudhashing.com/contracts do you think this is a profitable offer if they offer a bonus of 300 gh fro platinum membership at the enf of january?
BingoBoingo: Just remembet I take a break as soon as hockey coems on
BingoBoingo: Bb5 was a mistake
BingoBoingo: I submitted a move though
BingoBoingo: Just a reminder. I have court Thursday so if I go missing for a month Occam's razor suggests my location would e the St Clair County Jail.
pankkake: I'd like a laptop with mechanical keys
Vexual: yeah he went to live in a tent with his whenches
jurov: Mhm, in old hungary there was someone who lost a castle in a bet...but no ide how much is that worth in todays money
mircea_popescu: the ~1500 bfl march bet is still a record in nominal terms
ThickAsThieves: bitbet needs a bet that it will have the biggest bet ever
mircea_popescu: this'd be a 30:1 then
asciilifeform: 'port holster' sounds like something you could spread as a rumour to start another 'Sepoy Rebellion.'
mircea_popescu: "a word". which ?
asciilifeform: didn't somebody here just find a transcription error?
ThickAsThieves: i love the bit when his daughter tells a joke
nubbins`: nod, took me a while to warm up to it
nubbins`: tat, apparently a not-insignificant portion of the population has a branch up their ass about immigrants
ThickAsThieves: that's a thing?
Vexual: so grossy was so glossy in a racist chinese accenmt reffering to the neobee prospectus
ThickAsThieves: what is it with people asking if there is a prospectus for NEOBEE
asciilifeform: little bugger not only has closed-source firmware, but a separate cpu core which... runs it at all times.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: anyone with $50 can make a 'raspberry pi wallet' in ten minutes or so.
nubbins`: better place a bid, then ;)
Vexual: he came back a week later
Vexual: he i can already see a word in the orginal text that hasnt been transposed correctly ☟︎
Vexual: thats a good days work mircea
Vexual: pankakke got a block :)
Vexual: kakos getting a smortwatch from kickstarter
ozbot: Aloe Blacc - I Need A Dollar (Ben E & Falki Remix) - YouTube
Vexual: episode 9 million: a secure supermarket secures someones spud concern
jurov: it isn't worth (or at least a priority) for me, sorry.
Vexual: hey does coinbr have a way for me to hold a stock like no such labs for some years with lesser fees?
Vexual: this chan spits out a half decent sitcom script every week
Vexual: well instead of chicks saying, hey nice seiko, they could ask why he has a watch on both wrists
Vexual: if bongo bought a green and a red watch, he could repeat Hafele–Keating
BingoBoingo: truffles: You think you have it in your for a re-re match or would that be too retarded?
truffles: it was like a tldr chess rant os
BingoBoingo: As asciilifeform hit on earlier though, if you aren't from the communist bloc, you aren't a scary opponent
mircea_popescu: a ty
truffles: i thought i had a chance for a bit
BingoBoingo: I am also sorry if I couldn't find a faster checkmat in that position
BingoBoingo: K... I issued a challenge and playing white you got just three choices... e4... d4... and a suck on this dick...
BingoBoingo: No, I am a lazy ass basement dweller.
truffles: ure such a badass ...
BingoBoingo: Well, this game truffles is going to be made to play a proper end game
mircea_popescu: the state the world is in ;/ soon enough we'll be seeing teh media report on single moms that have discovered peroxide in a bottle in their medicine cabinet (who knows how it got there!)
mircea_popescu: a bright octopus could probably be trained to break these
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: (this part of the game is why I might pay for a Kasparov game, but they would be most fun against Anand)
BingoBoingo: Maybe you are a dry furry pair of labia.
truffles: u called me a pussy :D
BingoBoingo: truffles: Of the game before the tournament because you want a rematch for winning why?
truffles: this is a rematch
mircea_popescu: this has been like the lulziest forum report in a few weeks.
mircea_popescu: "we are making a hardware wallet in the sense of this software you can put on your usb card"
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=406519.new#new << if anyone's looking for a lol.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Some day people who pawn will be a big enough market to move their collected btc without sinking the boat. That day Linode will finally be bigger than Godaddy.com
asciilifeform: and, of course, nobody's invented a way to mitigate counterparty risk in 0day markets yet.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if we're thinking of the same challenge, that was a lamer who wanted 1BTC to play
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Seems like the sort of exploit that would be reserved for a higher return sort of gig
BingoBoingo: Also... TF seems to definitely lived in Norther Australia In the first 2/3rds of 2013 or found a bunch of people running tor exit nodes in the same apartment complex
KRS1: The whole thing is hosted on AWS and GoDaddy..security so gaping you can drive a lorry though
BingoBoingo: KRS1: WTF would insurance benefit a cardano anyway
KRS1: hell of a place to be in any circumstance
BingoBoingo: truffles: Seems like he is a government agent
BingoBoingo: I was the one who got a link to MP's airgap response to stick there after a lot of rejects from here
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: He rejected a lot of people in this channel supposing Cardano announcements
BingoBoingo: So I'm not 887th best in the world. I'm 887 on a scale from 0 to 3000
BingoBoingo: Instead of a useful link there is a fucking banner ad
truffles: does a human do random moves though
BingoBoingo: Most chess engines don't actually work from very different principles at the moment which is why Fruit will open with 1. f3 a disappointing number of times
BingoBoingo: truffles: asciilifeform is saying a human can't lose to an RNG, a specific type of machine
asciilifeform: in fact, a challenge for a human might consist in: 'lose to rngchess.'
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well the thing is astoundingly poor play can can longer to lose a game than plainly naive play
BingoBoingo: truffles: Even the best engines still require human intervention in the first 12 moves to compete at a high level
BingoBoingo: If RNG chess doesn' have a good opening book you might need a rather large sample size of games to evaluate players
asciilifeform: could one get some idea of a player's strength in seeing how long 'rngchess' lasts against him?
BingoBoingo: I dunno that I'd be able to appreciate playing a real Kasparov game since most of the beauty happens in the middle and endgame normally
asciilifeform: you paid for a kasparov game, presumably, not a reddit game
asciilifeform: and you find out that he was getting reddit wankers' moves in a spy earphone
asciilifeform: idea is, you're paying him (or pick another favourite) to get a real feel for the style
BingoBoingo: If I was playing on IRC I'd be rather indifferent. I anticipate no one I play chess with on IRC actually playing. I just assume they are all using fruit or whatever the fashionable engine is nao a days. The value in playing Kasparov would be the trash talk.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what would you think if you had paid a little for, say, kasparov to play a game with you, and found out that he's taking a vote from web wankers as to each move instead of playing?
BingoBoingo: The programmer is a specialist tasked with making Java do something in one particular case.
BingoBoingo: The baseball writer is a specialist tasked with preserving the cultural memory of a pursuit a large part of the population has an affinity for.
BingoBoingo: Fuck this shit. Cryptostocks wants 1BTC to list a security. I plan on growing maybe 5-20lbs of potatos.
kakobrekla: dunno, maybe it will suffice if you make it a club
BingoBoingo: Maybe in July I'll open the S.Potato delivers BitBet, but this might be a bit small for BitBet
BingoBoingo: This has to be like a 0.0025 BTC business
kakobrekla: a that
BingoBoingo: I think I need to make a cryptostocks account. Imma make a mining farm. S.Potato
BingoBoingo: This is seriously a bad precedent though, if only people who fell for scams pointed out scams every scam would be unconditionally loved decades after having gone totes scam
BingoBoingo: NSA can't read my time... without a microphone... that wouldn't have to be very sensitive... because it is awfully loud
BingoBoingo: Yeah. I picked that think up when I worked at a mall kiosk the year before BTC happened
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo i bet your arm feels a lot lighter if you take that thing off eh
Azelphur: haha I have a phone and tablet that I use regularly
kakobrekla: anyway, i dont use a wrist anything anymore since cell took care of that, but even cell i use once a week on average
BingoBoingo: That fucker feel like exactly how you might imagine a third of a pound of diving equiptment feels on the wrist
BingoBoingo: PLambert: If it has a quartz movement, yes
PLambert: you want a watch without a second hand?