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asciilifeform: (saw this many years ago)
asciilifeform: music of ndrangheta: http://www.malavita.com/diemusik_en.html
asciilifeform: *pork
asciilifeform: 'port holster' sounds like something you could spread as a rumour to start another 'Sepoy Rebellion.'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-01-2014#441242 ☝︎
asciilifeform: didn't somebody here just find a transcription error?
asciilifeform: (or so i imagine.)
asciilifeform: re: caesar cipher: homework, in every intro to crypto uni course on the planet.
asciilifeform: i recall there being blobs.
asciilifeform: afaik the architecture was never fully documented
asciilifeform: nubbins`: yeah the other thing. just about everybody using single-board ARM machines is using their satanic rng.
asciilifeform: little bugger not only has closed-source firmware, but a separate cpu core which... runs it at all times.
asciilifeform: (though i wouldn't)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: anyone with $50 can make a 'raspberry pi wallet' in ten minutes or so.
asciilifeform: some day what, i'm curious
asciilifeform: and this type of transaction isn't frequent enough for meaningful reputations to be established.
asciilifeform: one side or the other is wide open to being scammed clean.
asciilifeform: and, of course, nobody's invented a way to mitigate counterparty risk in 0day markets yet.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if we're thinking of the same challenge, that was a lamer who wanted 1BTC to play
asciilifeform: exploits, like money, are found in the hands of both the wise and the foolish.
asciilifeform: (how to pwn an apartment complex full of cable modems simultaneously - exercise for alert reader!)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: pwned cable modems?
asciilifeform: i thought this was kindergarten basics.
asciilifeform: legit insurance is for things that are 1) quantifiable risks that 2) one isn't likely to silently arrange and then laugh all the way to the bank.
asciilifeform: and won't insure random shit.
asciilifeform: this is called 'moral hazard', and legit insurer folks know about it.
asciilifeform: 1) insure storage for $bignum. 2) 'hack' account through chinese proxy. 3) profit!
asciilifeform: gerolamo.
asciilifeform: when you go skydiving, do you insure your parachute?
asciilifeform: schneier virtually never rejects anything but blatant spam.
asciilifeform: thought experiment.
asciilifeform: machine in question plays randomly selected legal moves at all times.
asciilifeform: can. just with difficulty
asciilifeform: in fact, a challenge for a human might consist in: 'lose to rngchess.'
asciilifeform: right
asciilifeform: rngchess is unlikely to win even against itself (one ought to expect stalemate first.)
asciilifeform: the question is how long it will take, normally, to lose.
asciilifeform: i'd be rather surprised if rngchess ever wins.
asciilifeform: no opening book. just random legal move for every move.
asciilifeform: machine always chooses random (uniform distrib.) legal move.
asciilifeform: first move to last.
asciilifeform: could one get some idea of a player's strength in seeing how long 'rngchess' lasts against him?
asciilifeform: will it always get easily 'kindermatt'ed or not?
asciilifeform: 'write random chess player'
asciilifeform: good exercise btw
asciilifeform: would you still feel that you got your money's worth?
asciilifeform: or say, he decides to play by picking legal moves from an rng.
asciilifeform: you paid for a kasparov game, presumably, not a reddit game
asciilifeform: you ask why, he tells you 'that's my style now'
asciilifeform: and you find out that he was getting reddit wankers' moves in a spy earphone
asciilifeform: idea is, you're paying him (or pick another favourite) to get a real feel for the style
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: what would you think if you had paid a little for, say, kasparov to play a game with you, and found out that he's taking a vote from web wankers as to each move instead of playing?
asciilifeform: sort of like the legendary programmer who secretly outsourced his job to chinese slaves.
asciilifeform: granted i don't know the sport, but presumably that wasn't what they normally agree to?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: care to explain?
asciilifeform: without doing anything to the original (stateful!) charge IC
asciilifeform: what the chinese normally do is spot-weld new Li cells into an old battery
asciilifeform: maybe i'm just unlucky, but they never get the charge controller (aka 'fuel gauge') right.
asciilifeform: pankkake: i bought dozens of aftermarket batteries for various gadgets over the years, and not one had anything like the performance of the original.
asciilifeform: about the shelf life of Li ion cell.
asciilifeform: >2 yrs. or so.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: problem with ancient laptops is the almost total impossibility of finding a working battery.
asciilifeform: perhaps the gold was 'borrowed' from a neutron bombardment reactor at sandia or somesuch.
asciilifeform: considering the inclination of usg to run things at a loss (so long as said loss can be pawned off on some chump),
asciilifeform: now if only horses could catch fire and engulf the audience in an inferno.
asciilifeform: there's a serious problem with the horseless carriage - you can't whip its arse to make it go faster.
asciilifeform: microscope hammer.
asciilifeform: they meet many of the essential conditions.
asciilifeform: i think mp once mused about body parts as currency
asciilifeform: conspicuously missing from the catalogue - lamp shades...
asciilifeform: http://www.humanleather.co.uk/aboutus.html
asciilifeform: you can get your books bound in human skin. but you can't buy a decent laptop.
asciilifeform: 'for those lucky few who have everything they ever wanted'
asciilifeform: anyone recall that british fellow who sells belts out of cadaver skin?
asciilifeform: what's interesting is that there are some limits re: what craftsmen are willing to build.
asciilifeform: 'warren buffett drinks the same coke as the street bum.'
asciilifeform: it is interesting to think about gadgets that are perfectly buildable, but even the richest cannot get.
asciilifeform: twin engines, no less.
asciilifeform: i know of no way to obtain such a thing without paying a price for which one could buy a (mass-produced) airplane.
asciilifeform: but for a laptop with, say, stainless steel chassis and keyboard, i'm not so sure.
asciilifeform: there is a market for those.
asciilifeform: even the folks who make the iphone shell made of gold and diamonds, have to sell more than one
asciilifeform: some things cannot be made because of economy of scale.
asciilifeform: it's an instrument to be used with your hands
asciilifeform: decent ~= not only functions, but doesn't feel like shit
asciilifeform: somewhere between 5 and 6.
asciilifeform: if a decent laptop could be had for 6k now, i'd gladly pony up.
asciilifeform: cost... $6k?
asciilifeform: that thing was the size of a vhs tape. perfect size.
asciilifeform: my suspicion is, deliberate very small mis-spacing in the ball pads on the board.
asciilifeform: nominally 'remanufactured with new nvidia'
asciilifeform: Vexual: one of the corpses died on 2nd motherboard
asciilifeform: all 'conveniently' croked a month or two after warranty.
asciilifeform: plus a dead 'thinkpad', with same.
asciilifeform: got 4 separate dead ones here. same verdict for each.
asciilifeform: of the nvidia bga defect plague.
asciilifeform: i thought every last '07-08 macbook has died by now.
asciilifeform: from dollar store.
asciilifeform: calculator!
asciilifeform: no modern laptop for any amount of money seems to have anything like it