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chetty: Three third-grade students at
a Sonora elementary school were busted for smoking pot in the school’s bathroom last week.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they ain't beheading them, just keeping them on ice for
a few weeks.
chetty: will do asciilifeform, probably
a couple days, must draw out the drama
ThickAsThieves: "Using
a technology called Mastercoin, the Goxcoin people would mint
a brand new digital currency"
mircea_popescu: "These flaws were discovered passively using the information which was returned by the web server following
a normal request. I have not exploited any of the holes found."
mircea_popescu: which requires them acquire proficiency in
a number of porriges
Apocalyptic: "<QuantumQrack> No, I'm saying the true leaders have massive power. But in
a cryptocurrcency wold....the mass has the power."
nubbins`: savvy and sapient share
a root
Mats_cd03: i advise building
a serious knowledge base in one subset of sec before getting into anything else
Apocalyptic: I used to do
a lot of crackmes back in the days
r3wt: i decided i'd just hire
a professional and try to learn from whatever example he sets
mircea_popescu: this guy is basically saying that bitcoin is
a distilate of all rappers, all wall street and all silicon valley
mircea_popescu: s now synonymous with theft, drugs, and techno-wizardry. These impressions do not
a global currency make."
mircea_popescu: althcare?" Well, lieutenant, pronounced like I'm
a British naval commander, if we had
a system of healthcare in which doctors were paid the exact same regardless of diagnosis or severity, then there'd be little attention paid to "correct" diagnosis, all of our epidemiological data would be totally invalid, and the number one drug in America would be Xanax. "Wait, isn't that the situation now?" Huh, nailed it.
mircea_popescu: Someone stupid will ask me this: "then why doesn't Medicaid just offer
a billing code for "need three evaluations, but likely no diagnosis?" Because if Fox News got wind that Obama was paying for black people to get "no diagnosis" they'd blow up an abortion clinic. Paying for "temper tantrums" is just the right amount of enraging, TV and internet enraging, no violence will occur. "Isn't this why we need universal he
nubbins`: i was just sharing
a cool song D:
jcpham: i had
a suggestion for that topic
artifexd: r3wt You're asking programming questions in
a channel about investing. Stackoverflow would be
a good place to find answers to the type of questions you're asking.
r3wt: or maybe
a link to
a guide?
ThickAsThieves: r3wtm the problem is you are
a noob voluntering to be responsible with people's money, which noobness, particularly of the programmer variety, is least qualified to do
r3wt: i meant advice on how to make prepared statements, because i'm actually just
a noob with
a dream. no college education, just read
a book about php
punkman1: r3wt: mysql_real_escape_string is deprecated, maybe suspend trading for
a while
Mats_cd03: ill fund you if you have 7% profit month over month for
a year
Apocalyptic: r3wt, somehow since mcxnow came with the idea now it's seems to be
a trend
r3wt: we have
a few offers, none of them very good but i'm examining my options.
r3wt: would it be wise to sell
a portion of my business for capital?
Apocalyptic: in the way you get
a contract, shares are traded on an 3rd party platform hopefully better built and you got access to liquidity you don't have at your exchange ?
Apocalyptic: though after you called his thing
a scam not sure he will be most pleased and willing
Mats_cd03: same as
a usual IPO. raise virtual buttcoins
Apocalyptic: <r3wt> isn't that
a scam? // kako you need to bash this
Apocalyptic: "The user experience must be incredibly simple", "The main justification for this design choice is usability. In the same way that security cannot be bolted on at the last minute, the reverse also holds — you can’t bolt usability on to
a secure system that was designed without human beings in mind"
ThickAsThieves: "I asked my wife what she would trade for 5,000 Arscoins. Her answer: “
A kiss?” Boom!
A market had been created." lol
ThickAsThieves: i dont even know what
a SSL really does, nor am I
a programmer, but I have successfully purchased and installed one on
a system I advised the client was not really secure
chetty:
A Florida woman has gone head to head with
a local judge who has declared her efforts to live off the grid illegal and in violation of local and international code ordinances.
mike_c: "being
a CA involves tedious, mind-numbingly repetitive yet security critical work that unpaid volunteers are ill equipped to do well. " has he ever gone through the process of getting
a SSL cert?? they don't do shit.
ThickAsThieves: trailed him around the room as he hunted for
a printer so he could issue the digital currency on paper. "
ThickAsThieves: "Anyone can buy or sell the currency, but the Lakota are keeping half of it in reserve in order to prevent the wild speculation that has caused Bitcoin such price volatility. ... After an hour of questions, Harris thanked the small crowd and was promptly accosted by
a tall man and
a woman in red who wanted to buy some MazaCoin, which Harris was selling for 10 cents apiece. The two
chetty: The snipers who shot at protesters and police in Kiev were allegedly hired by Maidan leaders, according to
a leaked phone conversation between the EU foreign affairs chief Catherine Ashton and Estonian foreign affairs minister, which has emerged online.
chetty: 42% said they believed
a "motherboard" was "the deck of
a cruise ship"
chetty: 23% thought an "MP3" was
a "Star Wars" robot
ozbot: MuCoWa -
A MultiCoinWallet to your service - Update now: 1.3.0 Quark added
punkman1: "-StakeHolder-Miners pay
a fee of 0.1BTC to register. Miner-Stake holders who pay the fee for early mining access will be known as THE GENERALS"
punkman1: "Our minerrigs will be avaible for rent from launch.
A total of 1.6 Gh scrypt will be rentet out for 50,000 MTK/Mh/day. When your total rent pass 1000 Mh you will be the legal owner of
a 5Mh rig. You can then chose to continue let us host it and get 80% of the rentalprofit or you can get it shipped to your door"
punkman1: surprised there's not
a dozen of these already
mircea_popescu: they should probably relaunch as
a wiki, "the fake mkt cap numbers anyone can edit"
mircea_popescu: it will resolve as yes presently. coinmarketcap.com is henceforth banned as
a source on bitbet.
BingoBoingo: I drank vodka and ate
a half wheel of Maytag Blue cheese.
BingoBoingo: That example I linked in the logs is poorly structured, and in sports betting the actual likely best case is
a 30%loss.
MisterE: but I'll read the log give me
a few
MisterE: sounds like
a major security hassle tbh
MisterE: what BTC really needs is
a derivatives market
BingoBoingo: MisterE: Like staking sports betting, Similar to how poker is staked. The challenge is doing it in
a way that the staked party can't fake the results into an honest looking loss.
Duffer1: bigblx do you have
a link for the bet you're talking about?
Duffer1: on my old keyboard alt0153 at
a leisurely pace created ™ just fine, but on my new keyboard I have to type it ultra fast for some reason..
mircea_popescu: and after
a while... the wolf... eats another three midgets
mircea_popescu: bad wolf busts into snow white's cavern, offers her
a simple deal :
☟︎ mircea_popescu: why didn't they make the straight shooter guy into
a twink then
mircea_popescu: "o, we have
a webpage". great. so does any 14 yo singer-songwriter.
ThickAsThieves: You should answer "yes" to the whistleblower program question if you wish to avail yourself of these additional confidentiality protections, even if you are not interested in being eligible for
a whistleblower award.
ozbot: Anatomy of
a Fusion press release | Locklin on science
ThickAsThieves: "You
a female; I'm
a dude. I'm not learning nothing from you. I just want to see you. So whatever you're talking about, I probably don't really care. I wanna just look at you."
mircea_popescu: i mean
a) it clearly labels you as
a scammer, as only they do it ; b) it can't possibly give roi, even as
a scammer ; c) srsly.
mircea_popescu: basically the guy spent five years on his cot trying to avoid the realisation that he was
a fucking idiot