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asciilifeform: tuurdemeester - is that something like a burgomeister, but...? ☟︎
asciilifeform: ignores master touches like conniving with intel to stab os/2 in the back, etc.
asciilifeform: a bit of an oversimplification
asciilifeform: damned if i know. it's been out for days. 'spent'.
asciilifeform: or .bait.
asciilifeform: view lolcat, get pwnd.
asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: if a man can shoot himself in the back of the head three times by mistake, then why not this.
asciilifeform: http://www.securelist.com/en/advisories/57325 << loltron
asciilifeform: these folks are still puzzling over the question of how to fill a brick of btc with tungsten.
asciilifeform: ' If a ledger-based technology is to succeed, the cyber-currency would very likely have to have some type of fixed exchange rate in order to overcome this obstacle.' << wtf ?
asciilifeform: 'As Mr Mullick demonstrated how to tie a "good noose" around a neck for the cameras, half a dozen children around Bengal imitated his moves and accidentally strangled friends and relatives.' << lol
asciilifeform: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8707829.stm
asciilifeform: i think i threw this one in here at one point!
asciilifeform: lol!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: link?
asciilifeform: always seems to be happening to some other fellow.
asciilifeform: caveat - i've never seen this ritual alive, personally.
asciilifeform: this (and airport arsesearch) is more or less the only place where it is permitted.
asciilifeform: everybody gets the correct witness, it is said.
asciilifeform: i imagine the pisstest is a massive boondoggle for folks selling GC/MS gear.
asciilifeform: but i do not know whether this tradition is 'honoured in the breach'
asciilifeform: by tradition, one is expected to actually piss in the company of a witness
asciilifeform: all i can tell from my perch - somebody must be buying those false bladders and their refills.
asciilifeform: a few days warning suffices for everyone save the potsmokers.
asciilifeform: chum of mine worked at a military lab where they occasionally tested people (oddly enough, the one where i worked - never. other than enlisted men) and noted that there was usually warning.
asciilifeform: and a contrivance for transporting and releasing it.
asciilifeform: it isn't unheard of - a shop not far from where i live actually sells... false piss.
asciilifeform: do, presently.
asciilifeform: (of the piss)
asciilifeform: bureaucrats account for a small fraction, as i understand.
asciilifeform: correct.
asciilifeform: some 'prole' work (restaurants, etc.) that were conned into paying for it
asciilifeform: bus/train drivers.
asciilifeform: (other traditional drugs have very short half-lives)
asciilifeform: and is only really an issue for marijuana aficionados
asciilifeform: on rare occasions.
asciilifeform: my understanding is that it is done as a 'random' inspection
asciilifeform: it may or may not be happening. only the 'national seekoority' bureaucrats are theoretically subject to pisstesting.
asciilifeform: near, about 6km
asciilifeform: ah yes.
asciilifeform: right
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: unrelated. little bug in your site. '<<' ends up slicing off any text behind it.
asciilifeform: but i'm curious why.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu would appear to be right, none of the traditional 'bubbling of rebellion' is happening, as far as i can see
asciilifeform: or at least service the fellow who does
asciilifeform: surely that girl could learn to pull a trigger, for example.
asciilifeform: perhaps they could learn.
asciilifeform: how do you know they will << hey don't look at me, i'm not their lenin. naturally i don't know. but historical parallels.
asciilifeform: these folks aren't disintegrating lepers, they're able-bodied creatures who could in principle create actual problems if they felt like it.
asciilifeform: festering != destructive
asciilifeform: nah
asciilifeform: at some point the lost souls will add up to a destructive mess, the question is when.
asciilifeform: (for the nitpickers, notice that i said 'profit!1!!1', not 'profit.')
asciilifeform: 1) mass 2) ??? 3) lenin 4) profit!1!!1
asciilifeform: mass in the physical sense, perhaps
asciilifeform: chetty_: possibly of interest - http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2014/03/the-crimean-crisis-and-western-bias.html
asciilifeform: betcha she gets laid plenty.
asciilifeform: deal.
asciilifeform: big empty space in the middle for DSHK.
asciilifeform: (linked from earlier piece)
asciilifeform: pictured here: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/gen-y-struggles-in-expensive-housing-rental-market-1.2102109
asciilifeform: i meant - of the boatgirls.
asciilifeform: where are the mass migrations
asciilifeform: if starving boat grls, where the hell are the jacqueries, i ask.
asciilifeform: they can't all be impotent
asciilifeform: it never ceases to amaze me how the 'excess people' make so little trouble, 'going gently into the good night'
asciilifeform: fits great. don't need a gigantic tub
asciilifeform: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_okE2fz_Pef8/TGJgBld9ziI/AAAAAAAACn0/KNS-17rr0Bk/s1600/img634170544374531250.JPG
asciilifeform: it's all fun'n'games until the boat girls mount DSHKs and hoist the black flag.
asciilifeform: - orlov's 'post-soviet lessons for post-american century'
asciilifeform: y got paid. They did eventually reappear, so there may be some merit to this theory. With the gaping manholes positioned throughout the city like so many anteater traps for cars, you had the choice of driving either very slowly and carefully, or very fast, and betting your life on the proper functioning of the shock absorbers.'
asciilifeform: 'Having bits of the landscape disappear can be a rude surprise. One summer I arrived in St. Petersburg and found that a new scourge had descended on the land while I was gone: a lot of manhole covers were mysteriously missing. Nobody knew where they went or who profited from their removal. One guess was that the municipal workers, who hadn't been paid in months, took them home with them, to be returned once the
asciilifeform: and the 'college' racket could finally implode.
asciilifeform: they'd get $LOAN richer just by sending the creditors to pound sand up their arses.
asciilifeform: wonder how many of these folks would theoretically accept a russian passport and guaranteed metallurgical work in norilsk.
asciilifeform: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/gen-y-struggles-in-expensive-housing-rental-market-1.2102109
asciilifeform: 'graduated in 2008 with about $25,000 of debt — just about the national average. More than five years later, she has only managed to pay back about $2,000.' << where did this kid work - Butugychag?
asciilifeform: ahahah!
asciilifeform: what illustration on absent parachutes !
asciilifeform: the illustration on absent condoms << 'sound of one hand clapping'
asciilifeform: attack against rng should be seen as 'part of a balanced diet' of pwnage
asciilifeform: bad rng is not a magical instant death
asciilifeform: yeah, we've been eating it, no ill effects - so far.
asciilifeform: ecc remains mystery meat.
asciilifeform: this chap is not a schneier, he's an 'fda grade-A' mathematical judas goat.
asciilifeform: running off prng, for one
asciilifeform: or rather, what he wishes us to do.
asciilifeform: it's not a kid, the bastard knows what he's doing.
asciilifeform: watch where he proposes a pill against the recent (theretical) break of lattice crypto.
asciilifeform: http://blog.cr.yp.to/20140205-entropy.html
asciilifeform: or the linked:
asciilifeform: http://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom
asciilifeform: i don't think i've ever read such an artful piece of disinfo
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the 'entropy' link was epic. author deserves some kind of medal. 'Order of Golden Turd, First Class' ?
asciilifeform: yeah, has to be that, or you built her from scratch.
asciilifeform: aha
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: (unrelated) consider one day telling the tale of where you dug up MPOEPR.
asciilifeform: as described in latest s.nsa statement, present plan is to display a working cardano at mp's conference.
asciilifeform: Mats_cd03: old news
asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuOsecaN9lE << had no idea this was on youtube