asciilifeform: parting gift, for the entertainment of the gentlemen,
asciilifeform goes off to catch the falling leaves of sakuras.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: don't bother private-messaging me - i'm done.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: at the rate you're going, you will have to pay folks to 'voice' you.
asciilifeform: here we sell groundhog oil only. 'bitcointalk' for all of your snake oil needs.
asciilifeform: that is, folks who are willing to take the time to understand the design - or are on speaking terms with a competent engineer, who will - before putting it to use in anger.
asciilifeform: incidentally, this is not a bad time to point out that 'cardano' and future s.nsa products are meant for adults.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: even so - it is good to have it.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: take a moment to contemplate this.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: so far the only thing you've convinced the people here of is - to add a bozo filter to the channel.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: many if not most of the folks who bought s.nsa shares are likely here. go on and convince them that they are fools...
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: why not hush and wait for the machine. then collect 10btc (from me) and perhaps more from others, if you can reflash the unit without opening the case, through usb.
asciilifeform: Apocalyptic: i spent hours trying to explain exactly this to him.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22 is free to build his own 'cardano,' with hookers and blackjack.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: you are the same kind of 'consultant' as the beggars who 'wash' cars at stoplights with dirty rags without permission and demand money
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: if you dislike public mockery, you can still remain a fool - just don't be a public fool.
asciilifeform: robwhiz22: you have exactly 30 min. - or until someone barfs.
asciilifeform: <robwhiz22> An ad hominem attack does not make your current design other than totally insecure and snake oil. It does not meet the usage case that was published, and is unfit for any purpose. You and Mr. Popescu can refuse my offer (of course) but the behavior I have seen in channel does not leave me surprised that you have missed your Christmas shipping time by 4 months.
asciilifeform: how come we don't get unsolicited offers from useful folks, like chinese soldering gurlz willing to work for btc.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if you want the compiler to asm for you, vs. having to drop in a hex string and function ptr to it, compiler has to understand inline asm.
asciilifeform: anyone remember the 'magical decompiler' somebody planted in 'swag'? (actually the 'gold bug' virus)
asciilifeform: fluffypony: me. i still consult 'swag' for algos, once in a blue moon.
asciilifeform: because optimizing compilers are bulky - and require serious thought to write
asciilifeform: problem being, all 'small' lisps are interpreters (what nearly everyone thinks of all lisps as being)
asciilifeform: phun phact. msdos 'edit' is actually 'qbasic', with the basic ineptly commented out - in such a way that the code is still buried in the binary.☟︎
asciilifeform: but, afaik, no 'adult' ansi common lisp
asciilifeform: there were many lisps of various descriptions for msdos
asciilifeform: see mp's essay about 'your wife changes into dog'
asciilifeform: i'd also like to add, for the edification of future spammers, that blatant sockmuppetry (switching handles every week) does not add credibility.