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asciilifeform: there are 0 on the market. and afaik there have always been 0.
asciilifeform: that being said, one of the surest ways to begin to 'have problems' is to market an honest POTS-with-crypto telephone set.
asciilifeform: speaking here of the analogue voice 'POTS' variety.
asciilifeform: adlai: landlines are headed to extinction on a good chunk of the planet.
adlai: "The DP 01 has a visual answering machine which sorts recorded messages by date and time... messages are accessible from any other paired DP 01 handset." < looks like a decent landline, probably a more resilient niche than dumbphone given the holeyness visible in https://opensignal.com/
shinohai: Jewish? Hate fat fucks climbing down your chimney every December? Get the chimneyballoon TODAY! $19.95 + S&H
BingoBoingo: "There are also mentions of McAfee’s propensity for coprophilia—not that it’s a crime, of course." << lol
ben_vulpes: great thing about keeping a decent fidelity scale in the office is impromptu coffee tasting experiments
asciilifeform: and as if the infrastructure for this were not already in place at every telco on planet3 ?
shinohai: AT least one person is going to look at you and wonder why you are speaking into a calculator ben_vulpes
mircea_popescu: no i mean you gotta actually send the pill to it
asciilifeform: work that is done 1ce per model.
mircea_popescu: eh to reflash it is comparatively hard work.
asciilifeform: (all of the examples i personally know of, are perfectly reflashable-via-baseband, just same as crapple etc.)
ben_vulpes: no devices are allowed in the war room.
asciilifeform: i will point out that the one ~admitted~ case of usg-sent-magic-packet-and-switched-on-the-mike involved a 'dumbphone'.
mircea_popescu: check out the fine degrees!
ben_vulpes: but the internet terminal living in the backpack and not my pocket is an improvement.
mircea_popescu: wel they can't send him pdfs now...
ben_vulpes: i suppose what i'm most pleased about is prying one sucker of one tentacle off my forearm.
mircea_popescu: now shoes on the other hand, they're different. there's certainly the "i'll buy you this 30 dollar pair of red stilettos, which you then forget in the cab and nobody cares". there's also the fine italian leather shoes which are worth whatever they cost. so dunno. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: so the only thing left for it is to be cheap.
mircea_popescu: until/unless they import the republican license, there's no market for "good" phones. because a phone that's not predicated on breaking the law can't be good.
mircea_popescu: generally the later are the sort of thing where quality is directed towards the state rather than you. like phones.
mircea_popescu: well, some things you buy by quality an' some by quantity.
mircea_popescu: i prefer to get a crate of phones for my 300.
ben_vulpes: but: no way to install apps, no 'apps', even, max of 1000 text messages and some 200 address book entries.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: c'est possible. likely runs android under the hood even.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: the unboxing experience is strongly reminiscent of early apple
mircea_popescu: just not exposed to you.
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes somehow i suspect all the junk is still in there, under the plastic.
ben_vulpes: nothing says "you are useless and your career wasted" than a conversation with a man who spent three hundred dollars on a device that precludes your 'lifes work'.
mircea_popescu: lol. somewhere there's a jobs wannabe
mircea_popescu: "Pre-order the MP 01 in white or brown to beat the rush – and receive a copy of Reclaiming Conversation by Sherry Turkle, a pack of Punkt. postcards, and a stylish tote bag."
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: to wind 'user experience' experts up.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: bought it to study the nsa exotica inside or wat.
mircea_popescu: hanbot what if someone touches someone else inappropriately|!
ben_vulpes: Framedragger: ^^ didn't you fix that?
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> these and other tips and tricks brought to you by red hat entreprise security department. <that.
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hanbot: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20161024/#103 << i was actually gonna check out some "linux chix" meeting at the local red hat hole when i noticed 'pre-registration with documento' was required, you know, for 'security'. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: also giving the correct figure (60%)
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller nah it was discussed in the logs, whle back.
thestringpuller: adlai the asciilifeform translator
adlai: thestringpuller: if your net worth's center of gravity lies close to the printolade axis, it's negative on hard currency scales
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/YyahC << one of the things the usg push for 'biometric auth' was for.
thestringpuller: https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/2016/10/active-4g-lte-vulnerability-allows-hackers-police-eavesdrop-conversations-read-texts-track-smartphone-location/ << looks like GSM isn't the only one
trinque: OH WAIT THEY THREW RAEP IN THERE TOO
trinque: McAfee killing criminals is supposed to make me not like him?
mircea_popescu: these and other tips and tricks brought to you by red hat entreprise security department.
mircea_popescu: "Avoid easy selections, such as qwerty or password. If you want to pick an easy-to-remember but somewhat unique password, consider a variation of a word, such as a1rPl4nE for airplane." ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ok this is the epic-est shit i read all week : https://archive.is/GBNWF#selection-289.290-313.2
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/Kle7s << in not-quite-noose, apparently this is a thing now
shinohai: http://archive.is/e3oME "We welcome the progressive position taken by the Argentinian government and regulators on Bitcoin." (Warning, link in tweet is to CoinTelegraph article)
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/5hv6d << in other lelz, 'Several of London’s largest banks are looking to stockpile bitcoins in order to pay off cyber criminals who threaten to bring down their critical IT systems.'
asciilifeform: all else - follows this.
asciilifeform: eh they already know how to 'energy from ether', it is called printolade
mircea_popescu: "challenges teams to leverage technology to empower communities with a transformative solution that ensures women’s safety" is basically "find a way to extract magical energy from the ether to power a machine that'll make men give a shit about how women prefer to be fucked" ?
asciilifeform: but this is the new 'xprize problem' apparently.
mircea_popescu: i have nfi wat this is ?
asciilifeform: nspicuously trigger an emergency alert while transmitting information to a network of community responders, all within 90 seconds and at an annual cost of $40 or less.'
asciilifeform: 'The Anu & Naveen Jain Women’s Safety XPRIZE is a $1 million global competition that challenges teams to leverage technology to empower communities with a transformative solution that ensures women’s safety. Armed with innovative safety nets, communities everywhere can rapidly respond to threats against any of its members, ensuring that help is always available when needed. The winning team’s solution will autonomously and inco
asciilifeform: in other noose, say goodbye to old, outdated, rocket 'xprize', and hello to the... new one: https://archive.is/8yz8b
mod6: dang, is there any way to msg these guys?
shinohai: Nope, I made sure it was the exact one listed in multiple sources: http://legionhiden4dqh4.onion/reg.php
shinohai: My first time on tor in months, immediately scammed mod6
mircea_popescu: i suppose this is maybe worthy of a future news xtend ?
shinohai: Maybe he was the admin of Hell, which explains why still no creds this morning.
shinohai wonders if Preeeeet is muttering to himself this morning because he didn't get it.
asciilifeform: shinohai: aha but no indictment linked there. afaik it was unsealed just now.
mircea_popescu: a figure which strangely mimics the way publishign works otherwise. what % of the sale value of books ends up with the authors ? what % of cd sales end up with the studios, let alone the artists ?
mircea_popescu: http://archive.is/RVSq8 << this is some of the lulziest shit... what % of your content is shown to "your" followers ? used to be ~15%, by now it's about 5%.
shinohai: Latest trilema made me .... hungry.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/ferments/ << Trilema - Ferments
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/ABF23DE303BE1C82869D7925F0ACF7A8F54B420469D851530FC4121CBEC0B356 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 105638693539486280577069786671334496140217243359651613257235225205932098397673 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.7.47 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.7.47 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.7.47@mkj.lt>; '
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B9546AF73E66CBDE87E3FB00E89C0FE7C53423CDDF964BD60DDEB18B8B6BFE82 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 105638693539486280577069786671334496140217243359651613257235225205932098397673 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.6.145 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.6.145 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.6.145@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/ABF23DE303BE1C82869D7925F0ACF7A8F54B420469D851530FC4121CBEC0B356 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 105638693539486280577069786671334496140217243359651613257235225205932098397673 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.7.47 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.7.47 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.7.47@mkj.lt>; '
mircea_popescu: all this because opt-out is perfectly ok, even in 2014, if you're facebook. hurr.
mircea_popescu: ot without safeguards (because yes, they're THAT dedicated to security) : first email received didn't get delivered, instead they just sent a notification from facebook explaining... how to opt out. after which they sent all further emails straight up. consequently emailing the entire facebook userbase was ~trivial.
mircea_popescu: summary : facebook gave everyone @facebook.com address back in 2012 (and forced everyone to download a meanwhile failed "facebook messenger", before buying some thing meanwhile forgotten for more play money than ever seen before in any game of monopoly). the user was simply the facebook user. then they axed this service... and started forwarding all mail to the user's personal inbox. because yes, they're THAT important. but n
diana_coman: BingoBoingo> lol diana_coman OMG that is wonderful <- cheers!
ben_vulpes: "Postfix uses file locking to avoid access conflicts while updating Berkeley DB or other local database files. This used to be safe, but as Berkeley DB has evolved to use more aggressive caching, file locking may no longer be sufficient." << oh ffs
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !~later tell thestringpuller You oughtta fanfic too.
BingoBoingo: Anyways after so much Qntra'ing fiction is taking some practice to warm up
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/7E840C2FC34B3F9B8B95E6D12E18267E717ACBE1494C34DFA9055710347573A7 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 32094612339948189447948179783588092796973784028146716183449249266595409637294065230814599652546614172003881897026799 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '116.105.59.120 (ssh-rsa key from 116.105.59.120 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/763930076E165275AF7659105A2A31F61AE3FBF931A7E188B2DC146EFFC7CF49 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 32094612339948189447948179783588092796973784028146716183449249266595409637294065230814599652546614172003881897026799 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '41.178.64.147 (ssh-rsa key from 41.178.64.147 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <
mircea_popescu: shinohai 13 views ? didja ul teh gf ?
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/763930076E165275AF7659105A2A31F61AE3FBF931A7E188B2DC146EFFC7CF49 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 32094612339948189447948179783588092796973784028146716183449249266595409637294065230814599652546614172003881897026799 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '41.178.64.147 (ssh-rsa key from 41.178.64.147 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <
BingoBoingo: The question of the day: Will will have wheels when they are needed?
shinohai: Ahoy there.
BingoBoingo still unsure how many parts the fanfic has. At least two more are plotted out
BingoBoingo: Also the US take on dry white wines http://www.bumwine.com/tbird.html
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ripple, the us take on amontillado ? << Nah, that's Cisco http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html
mircea_popescu: lmao dis shit is epic. "I also noticed that there was truly exquisite food on one side of the room: there was ham and salami and even sausages that looked as exceptional as I had ever seen."
BingoBoingo: Anyways the saga of Elliot and James is still not over.
BingoBoingo: lol diana_coman OMG that is wonderful
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/10/chicom-internet-of-things-confirms-no-one-gives-a-fuck-about-securing-internet-of-things/ << Qntra - Chicom "Internet Of Things" Confirms No One Gives A Fuck About Securing "Internet Of Things"
ben_vulpes: couldn't tell ya, only remotely familiar with it from cultural bushwhacking
mircea_popescu: ripple, the us take on amontillado ?