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asciilifeform: well... drafting lasercuts for test beds for $holidaysurprise.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> holy shit state of md is BACK TO PAPER BALLOTS << hallo alfie. how goes ?
asciilifeform snored and continues to snoar through it. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: lol i totally imped out the halloween contest didn't i/
trinque wants pictures of the dungeon underneath the owl statued building
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/11/hillary-brod-out-with-epstein-on-sex-island-six-times/ << Qntra - Hillary Bro'd Out With Epstein On Sex Island Six Times!
BingoBoingo: If diana_coman's story maintained it's quality of fiction while correctly including James and Elliot having gay sex. There's a chance alternate universe me would be conceding.
BingoBoingo: "Our Elliot who art in Hell. What was your last name again. Our kingdom cum, no sex for you. For we are in heaven. Give us this, our daily lols. Forgive us our sex, as we forgive you for not having any. And lead us not into slaughter over craigslist, but deliver us lulz. A Phi."
diana_coman is not sure Elliot could do splits, hence the preference for keeping the coin whole
BingoBoingo: Anyways I think this is progress because the buck seems as though it will inevitably be passed unfairly back to mircea_popescu
BingoBoingo: As a revolutionary idea incapable of having sex the Bitcoin Foundation may have a role to play as surrogate Elliot to be unfair to.
diana_coman: I tend to agree with that, BingoBoingo ; so I guess some mess is cleared up, no splitting of the coin allowed
trinque: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-alqaeda-idUSKBN12Z1F2 << oh boy, here comes the distraction.
asciilifeform: 'A Democratic shift from election night to the final tally of votes is predictable. All states count some ballots late, and those tend to break towards Democrats. '
BingoBoingo on principle opposes equal distribution of the prize pot because unfairness must be preserved.
asciilifeform: holy shit state of md is BACK TO PAPER BALLOTS
BingoBoingo: It's totally not democratic if truffles and luke-jr don't have franchise
diana_coman: tion day that clearly gets one drinking, although BingoBoingo really got James and Elliot going; agreeing with hanbot, I'm totally in favour of splitting the prize in three; finally disagreeing with hanbot and with BingoBoingo and with anyone who gets into this, I'll simply proclaim http://thebitcoin.foundation/ as winner and award the whole prize to it
a111: Logged on 2016-11-04 02:03 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562665 << yeah thinking about it i'm gonna do a democratic thing here. so the recognized participants being diana_coman hanbot and BingoBoingo - agree amonst yourselves to select a winner and let me know who it is.
diana_coman: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-04#1562842 <- I find myself agreeing and disagreeing with everyone on this so it's a right mess; agreeing with mircea_popescu on it being close, quite disagreeing with him on this newly found democratic idea of passing on the hot potato; agreeing with BingoBoingo on the importance of one voting for oneself first, I'll do just that and vote for myself first; will vote for hanbot 2nd for her rectibu ☝︎
mircea_popescu: i'm not famous for actually following my own heuristics all that predictably.
mircea_popescu: phf statistics are useless in individual cases though. point in case : chet was 50 when we met.
PeterL: how do you not have time to eat breakfast? Just wake up a few minutes earlier
thestringpuller: i would love to have time to actually eat breakfast
phf: i've flurted my way through highschool with post-menopausal authority figures like that, i'm only ever doing it again if i need something
phf: i believe mircea_popescu said something a few times about women post-30 being hopeless in that respect
Framedragger: if they ask for an example tell them "well for instance if you really tried hard you could perhaps become a great slavegirl. start with $trilema-tits-url"
Framedragger: phf should just tell them that he too is on a board of a small but growing grass-roots community-network which is trying to help people achieve their best in life
mircea_popescu: omaygerd stop hating on them and start hitting on them
phf: "community with the NEEDS of the community" "have you reached out to the principal?" "talented and competent" "the message we're working on ... VISION"
phf: they are doing some exciting work" "small business" "he's a community organizer" "small business" "building communities?" "she was on the board"
phf: there's a dodgy israeli coffee shop in the neighborhood (they make shakshuka and burek though, which are good, when the israeli guy is running the kitchen), which is a favorite meeting spot for local "career" women. i just spent about an hour half listening to a conversation, and for the love of me i can't figure out what it's about. "yeah should reach out to such and such i was on his board" "yeah such and such is now at such and such ☟︎
jhvh1: shinohai: The operation succeeded.
shinohai: !~later tell BingoBoingo http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/iaz6i/?raw=true
mircea_popescu: cctv on every pole etc is a "background fact of life" in the sense 10 degrees summer temperatures and 16 hour nights were a fact of life in 1816. there was no denying it from mt tambora mostly because nobody had the standing to fucking ask.
mircea_popescu: u prefer fingers ? the plastic is there, sit on it.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-04 06:42 trinque: so then, snowden, binney, et al, provide a way to bring out the panopticon in a deniable way. now that its existence is a background fact of life, the next step is to make it the hero that saved the great and made it great again
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-04#1562863 << denial and its categories don't even enter into any of this. on one hand, "the people" are bellow cattle, intellectually. one needn't explain farm functioning to the cows, just as long as they're fed. on the other hand, if you can, you must. the electronics exist, therefore they will be used. we can now mold plastics so therefore you'll fuck dildos. so what if you... uh... think yo ☝︎
trinque goes to bed now
trinque: derp, 2/3, but you get the idea.
trinque: at the first step, there is one group of two that *knows* NSA is watching. at the second, it's 3 out of 4.
trinque: say there is pairing (A B) which represents *whether* NSA is watching us poop. opinions in democracy are arbitrary, and the thing will eventually settle around an even split. then pairing (C D) is introduced, which is *given that* NSA watches us poop, do we like that? again, since democracy is arbitrary, opinions spread evenly.
trinque should probably write when not on the end of 5am-2am; frozen and cool in the same sentence isn't very clear.
trinque: http://www.infowars.com/pieczenik-intel-coup-bringing-down-hillary/ << rag in question, interviewing Steve Pieczenik, who seems to be another faux "turned warshington insider"
trinque: so then, snowden, binney, et al, provide a way to bring out the panopticon in a deniable way. now that its existence is a background fact of life, the next step is to make it the hero that saved the great and made it great again ☟︎
jhvh1: trinque: The operation succeeded.
trinque: !~later tell BingoBoingo I can't remember if you covered this in your writings on frozen binary conflicts in political discourse, but it seems that in halting movement, they consequently cool.
trinque: ;;later tell BingoBoingo I can't remember if you covered this in your writings on frozen binary conflicts in political discourse, but it seems that in halting movement, they consequently cool.
trinque smells something rotten in this "intel coup" angle coming from the usual disinfo outlets
BingoBoingo being a selfish prick and very sick individual must naturally vote for myself. My second preference would be diana_coman's for the subtle twist, though hanbot did the right thing by fanfic law and made the sex gay.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2016/minigame-smg-october-2016-statement/ << Trilema - MiniGame (S.MG), October 2016 Statement
shinohai: He still made me think the Four Horseman were on the ride.
BingoBoingo: <phf> phf thinks those truffles ain't going to dig and ship themselves << You missed when "truffles" was around in chan
BingoBoingo: <shinohai> mircea_popescu advocating democracy O.o << Not a democracy. A Jury of the Peerage.
hanbot: haha cool. i suppose i'll make the offer to divert a third of the prize to each my fellow lady & lord should i be "selected", so we have a proper dilemma to play.
shinohai: I must have had too much to drink tonite
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 05:58 pete_dushenski: http://qntra.net/2016/08/mircea-popescue-announces-fanfic-contest-with-1-bitcoin-prize/ << two days after closing and still no weiner ? must be closely contested. best of luck to all the dreamers!
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562665 << yeah thinking about it i'm gonna do a democratic thing here. so the recognized participants being diana_coman hanbot and BingoBoingo - agree amonst yourselves to select a winner and let me know who it is. ☝︎☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: identify teh machine!
mircea_popescu: and in other news for nerds, stuff that matters : http://68.media.tumblr.com/edcc7ce5407d373dce3f19a893d4a390/tumblr_n9p0jmj0v91r81lgko1_1280.jpg
phf: phf thinks those truffles ain't going to dig and ship themselves
a111: Logged on 2016-11-01 21:08 phf: some kid pulls up with chrome dipped bugatti rims now i'm thinking it's three in the am i'm walking he in a bm drop top 3 and don't even see me but you gonna believe he saw my gun in 3-D
pete_dushenski: you think trump'll give seagal citizenship too ? hmm. sounds a bit far-fetched :P
shinohai: I see Putin gave Steven Seagal citizenship ... can Trump be far behind?
BingoBoingo: What are you talking about? Scissor lifts are designed to be manhandled by forklifts. How else do you expect them to get stacked on flatbeds?
pete_dushenski: that leaves rock and paper, and since chevy's like a rock but doesn't make fork lifts, that leaves paper.
pete_dushenski: fork truck can't play scissors, we know that. the ancient feud with scissor lifts runs too deep.
BingoBoingo: Fork truck places their cars on top of garage. This is like Rock, Paper, Scissors
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: But what about the fork truck?
pete_dushenski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=850ZgmDO61U << familiarise yourself with this one bb. the gendarmerie ~will~ get their bribes if they have to total your pick-up truck to do it.
pete_dushenski: http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000565038 << in other 'progress', taleb predicting that 'trump won't do anything apocalyptic'. maybe compared to the never-ending lebanese civil wars...
BingoBoingo: And the cherry: "I've been driving forklifts for over 35 years. Sit down propane,electric,single forks,double forks,bale clamps and stand up narrow isle reach and anywhere I worked bosses were impressed with my work. No accidents and can drive circles around some of the forklift drivers I worked with. I was making $21.50 an hour until my place closed down. Now they pay $8-$13 an hour,$13 being high and don't need much experience if none
BingoBoingo: Moar: "Dear Sir / Madam i have 31 years experiance and still working with NATO in afghanistan Dyncorp intl. 12 hr. duty every day no off day and operating up to 30k fork lift. with respect. thank you"
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-21#1557978 << any significant progress in the last two weeks ? still running ? ☝︎
BingoBoingo: From the mines: "my name rajeev i am got only forklift license i driving in 4 years i have no certificate i have interest to working in uk usa how i can get it pls help"
BingoBoingo: phf thinks mp thinks salt is UF6?
jurov: phf thinks mp will eat ol' lizzy for breakfast?
mircea_popescu: just how fat do you think i am ?
phf: maybe that's something britain can solve, after solving eu. either stop paying the stipend to the royal family, or give them proper living accommodations. i think by now everyone's tired of this bureaucratic half life
mircea_popescu: well apparently plenty of derps live there.
phf: actually, it reminds me of dolmabahçe in istanbul, the bulk is taken over by a harem and there's a small office space for the caliph
phf: i always though kensington was sort of equivalent of president's residence at the whitehouse. symbol of something or rather, but nobody really lives there. or perhaps, in the case of kensington specifically, an equivalent of a harem, i.e. a nursery
BingoBoingo: You know those exemplars of the principle that "Inbreeding thrice makes everyone cry"
BingoBoingo: Nah, one of those dog sized freaks
pete_dushenski: if she were a horse she could handle her tranqs better
BingoBoingo: Anyways Clitler could still win, but I doubt it because the FBI and KGB are working together to MAKE GREAT GREAT again.
BingoBoingo: Alf rarely bets because on the few occasions he's be the game has been RIGgED!
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 19:29 BingoBoingo: And truefax because mircea_popescu teased it weeks ago.
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562738 << and to think alf was at one point ready to bet, even. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 18:34 trinque: https://twitter.com/lenadunham/status/793929098926166016/video/1 << lel, teh butt-tears..
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562731 << "media could not be played". i suppose not even twitter can hear 'em. ☝︎
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/11/hillary-rodham-clinton-child-trafficking-connections-on-track-to-hit-mainstream-news-tomorrow/ << Qntra - Hillary Rodham-Clinton Child Trafficking Connections On Track To Hit Mainstream News Tomorrow
mircea_popescu: just dividing 40k by 9 named people you discover english royalty is scarcely worth the mention!
mircea_popescu: fancy that wonder!
a111: Logged on 2016-11-03 14:34 phf: up in Connecticut where they have remnants of that culture still around they actually know what to do with spaces, and it becomes very obvious how even moderately well to do people here are poor. that's how you end up with bathroom serving as a library (because if you play a piano, where do you put a grand piano? if you put it in the library how they do in american beer commercials, the books are going to dampen the sound, you want a
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-03#1562719 << consider kensington palace. as per work34/1501 (made 1867), the whole damned thing is something like 400 x 600. if you cut out the holes you're left with 20k sqft optimistically, on two floors. that is... apparently, enough living space for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince Harry, the Duke and Duchess of Gloucester, the Duke and Duchess of Kent, and Prince and Princess Mich ☝︎
pete_dushenski: 'SECRETARIA DE COMUNICACIONES Y TRANSPORTES COORDINACION DE LA SOCIEDAD DE LA INFORMACION Y EL CONOCI'
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/71D549241F68FB9CDBF2268E87D03C8BCE705F367B62058DDD15C5266928458C << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 112951731116604721747397439009608193083216983377270729375024567018186105809837 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.2.121 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.2.121 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.2.121@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/46E0D3BF108CC94D48079C2533BD6811FB14E15E99FA1DFFBF67AB3697B3A590 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 112951731116604721747397439009608193083216983377270729375024567018186105809837 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.13.33 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.13.33 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.13.33@mkj.lt>;
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/789F7D35FD7FBC95C83799BD7B4A4E020821D96673C3B0619CDCC267E66AD970 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 110936828925442284481823101004662299474263504311440192696171944208511945933637 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '177.234.5.229 (ssh-rsa key from 177.234.5.229 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <sshscan-queries+177.234.5.229@mkj.lt>;