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mircea_popescu: hey, given two 16yo friends, one of which is in full "he is totally satan evil guy" and the other "hey, my current bf is buying me a car, but maybe once he loses his job", which do you think you fuck first ?
a111: Logged on 2016-11-08 05:21 ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: when is latvia going to dump the eu for putin's sweet embrace?
Framedragger: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-08#1563895 << heh! plenty o' russians in latvia. i think 2020 is the year when the eu bribe moneys for the baltics will begin to dry up, so maybe about that time? lithuania on the other hand is in full "satan putin is preparing for nuclear" warmongering mode. helps the centre-right party and its "foreign policy" line ☝︎
shinohai: Would you care to buy some boulders in #eulora? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGu82LQ5ZDM
mircea_popescu: is that a dildohat ?
a111: Logged on 2016-11-04 17:48 asciilifeform snored and continues to snoar through it.
a111: Logged on 2016-10-30 04:24 BingoBoingo: Thus concludes my entry into the Elliot fanfic contest. Your move adlai!
adlai: BingoBoingo to answer your http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-30#1560313, along with http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-04#1562925, my time lately is taken up with navigating kindergarden in search of any shreds of 'realcollege' waiting to be picked up ☝︎☝︎
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Haynes, Chilton, or is there a more exotic third party manual because cool car?
mircea_popescu: ironically this makes army (at least in the pre 90s implementation) very much a college ; which is a determination i stand by.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform as oft happens, they make whore (camp followers, whatever) quarters as close as practicable.
mircea_popescu: he failed to include the "please go away", but anyway.
mircea_popescu: college works exactly like greenspun memorialized : "the reason you are having trouble with this problem is because you aren't very smart and aren't woking very hard."
mircea_popescu: that's what they do at wellesley.
asciilifeform: a bit more complicated, where i went to school we had ~both~ types, on one campus
adlai: i've yet to witness a student getting thrown out of a lecture at TAU (was done reasonably often by certain teachers at exeter), although - they often basically tell students to shut up and ask questions privately afterwards
mircea_popescu: should be directly obvious. do the teachers publicly rebuff students for being inadequate and ask them to leave ?
adlai will keep a rough headcount as the years pass
mircea_popescu: a fake college is on the contrary, one built on the insane premise that there's a space and a future for all walkers.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-08 06:25 adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-07#1563302 << what passes for 'real college' these days? ("anything outside of usgschwitz" is a bit of a cop-out)
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-08#1563912 << anything where half or more of the hopefuls fail to make it in, AND half or more of the first year fails to pass into 2nd. it must be selective in this sense, with an understanding that most extant fenotypes are biological failures of no further interest or value. ☝︎☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: therefore i proclaim her the winner, with the mention that while none of the participants are exactly yet shakespeare, they're certainly much further down the path of shakespearing than the common man, and so congratulations!
mircea_popescu: lly resulting in something like a sugar cube ; hanbot's formal in form, which either through inhabituation or because poetry is an actual and legitimate artform (which seems rather dubious to be honest) is less grating than the other two.
mircea_popescu: it is an interesting task, because the entries all suffer from the same affliction, which is formalism, but suffer from it in very different ways. bingoboingo's has a very formal composition - he's deliberately and evidently put anything & the kitchen sink in there ; diana's very formally constructed, she starts from a tiny base in stark contrast to bingoboingo's all-engulfing endlessness then follows all the angles methodica
mircea_popescu: ok, so i'm ready to adjudicate in the matter of the hallo ween st. elliot fanfic contest.
ben_vulpes: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/11/07/america-has-never-had-so-much-tv-and-even-hollywood-is-overwhelmed/ << turkeys leaking
ben_vulpes waits for adlai to ask "what the heck kind of chain has a single link, anyways"
ben_vulpes: not unless you're trying to ruin the joke, no
adlai: but iiuc combustion is a pretty total obliteration of chains. co2 isn't often referred to as 1,1-methandione, is it?
adlai: er that's not quite right either. confirming that i didn't spew nonsense into the internet reveals that, while cracking does describe part of the process of turning heterogenous crude into several homogenous smaller-chain hydrocarbons, it typically does involve breaking bonds
ben_vulpes: burning them is a further reduction in chain length.
ben_vulpes: yeah, i'm aware that it's a term of art in the refining biz.
a111: Logged on 2016-11-07 20:24 ben_vulpes: semi tempted to spin up a portland/oregon city water taxi just to crack more hydrocarbons apart.
adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-07#1563741 << btw, excuse my nitpicks, but 'crack' is actually the verb for separating the various hydrocarbons apart from crude ☝︎
ben_vulpes: odds are that The Vacuum System actuating the blend door is leaking. upside is that this may take my idle from 1050 down to 800 (and possibly even reclaim some HP) if i do plug some leaks.
ben_vulpes: i have 2 smallish repairs on the docket: replacing the seatbelt and fixing the blend door in the HVAC system. coming up with a plan for the first was trivial, once i had assembly plans for the seats and restraints in hand. i have a bead on how to diagnose the hvac blend as well, similarly derived from the heat control actuator harness assembly diagrams.
adlai: so, still useful for best ways to replace parts that wear?
ben_vulpes: the car is ~intact. the AIM is a reference tome on how it went together in the first place.
ben_vulpes: adlai: no, this is an actual assembly manual.
adlai would not object to the latter, given time and space to work; but doesn't think they make'em like that anymore?
adlai: ben_vulpes: i assume this is more of an "owner's manual" type thing, and you're not now staring at twenty crates of corvette parts that you're gonna put together yourself?
adlai: supposedly "this chemistry department is the one that has the most non-chemistry (ie, physics and math) prerequisites of all chemistry departments in israel, maybe even the entire world" ...mkay
ben_vulpes also went for a ride in a friend's lotus elise, a car that basically does not change from year to year
ben_vulpes: also holy heck computers ruined cars, not in their automation but in the inane horseshit the engineers crapped out once they could re-diddle every part every year
ben_vulpes received his assembly instruction manual for the corvette today, has been a solid remedial american cars course so far
a111: Logged on 2016-10-09 03:59 asciilifeform: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyJN3R_TbcY << will leave this here.
adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-09#1554171 << meanwhile a tale from the local unreal-college-cum-kindergarden: "in this class, i teach you classical mechanics. we will not cover quantum mechanics, which tells you how small things behave over small distances; nor special relativity, which describes the behavior of things at high speeds; nor general relativity, which describes the effect of standing next to ☝︎
adlai: also !~later tell vexual or whatever you call yourself these days, telling me "you can PM me too" but then never being online, and changing nicks, is not a great way to get PMed
a111: Logged on 2016-11-07 12:26 mircea_popescu: kids who go to real college where they learn real science also learn intrinsically this, that to asq a question is to beg for money, and to disguise your questions as anything else is felonious. so they get an over-active self censor. meanwhile the idiots who do not go to real college, but to fake empire college learn that they can overpower their better peers through sheer gab. because "human rights" and "freedom of speech"
adlai: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-07#1563302 << what passes for 'real college' these days? ("anything outside of usgschwitz" is a bit of a cop-out) ☝︎☟︎
soneelks: oh those are big screen tvs sir
soneelks: okay so now i look like a total faggot. just let me know if you need anything
soneelks: (it's actually goat but the chef says it's lamb)
soneelks: so thats 8 zero fucks: enjoy your lunch
soneelks: can we stuff ballets or does the lordship have a preference?
soneelks: i must confess its not rly sonelks but the election is near
mircea_popescu: i shall however presently dump teh irc for ... well, a sweet embrace.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: when is latvia going to dump the eu for putin's sweet embrace? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: you got plenty of time.
mircea_popescu: something like that. except with more brimstone and firebrand.
ben_vulpes: "baby, we're well beyond 'middle class'. d'you remember how 'middle class' for our parents went? the 2 cars outside would be new, and we'd not be pent up in 800ft^2. parts of the country can't drink well water because 'fraking'. when is bad bad enough?"
mircea_popescu: holds discourse on top of wood pile that used to be arts and crafts section.
mircea_popescu: don't worry ben_vulpes by the time you're as poor as mark twain's nigger called jerry, you'll be just as energetic and passionate i'm sure!
mircea_popescu: trinque the idea is that "someone will have to".
trinque: ben_vulpes: why would they want to continue to do that?
mircea_popescu: there's also no evidence that a bunch of dorks can make rules for people with money.
ben_vulpes: trinque: do business here, pay taxes on it here iirc.
ben_vulpes: someone actually advanced the argument that "there's no evidence that corporations will pass the cost on"
trinque: ben_vulpes: so we're going to be taking businesses from OR like we are CA, eh?
ben_vulpes: a) "do you really think that will last?" b) "that's pretty amusingly accidentally regressive, as ~all companies 'serving' the poor satisfy that"
ben_vulpes: oh and in other glorious socialist republics of oregon, a 2% tax on corporate sales made it to the ballot this year.
ben_vulpes: "because you react like that, duh"
ben_vulpes: i retain hope for the glorious trumpenreich
mircea_popescu: they STILL can't say "we blew it" can they.
ben_vulpes: cnn: "comey's letter may be too little, too late"
mircea_popescu: not that there isn't a ton of these. but "mary elizabeth williams" lol. to quote, http://trilema.com/2013/queers/#selection-135.0-135.108
mircea_popescu: and in other "deeply butthurt nobody thinks they're somehow somebody", https://archive.is/kSni9
mircea_popescu: the reason blacks back then weren't intelligent and well spoken as now has to do with the cruel conditions in which they lived. back then, unlike now.
trinque: fucking flatland even then; it had no chance.
trinque: meanwhile every other search result was some barista crowing about what a man of the people to see such wisdom in a slave, and isn't this such an insight into the nature of *humans*
mircea_popescu: mark twain is as much a threat to "our" democracy as trump could ever hope to be.
mircea_popescu: trinque that piece is particularly scandalous. imagine, the only writer worth two shits to ever crawl out of that god forsaken hole, not only a living testament to how smoking twenty cigars a day doesn't give you cancer ; but even daring to represent black slavery as a carefree life of exact equivalency to the shenanigans of today's barristas and waitresses with jezbel aspirations!
mircea_popescu: or tom cruise.
BingoBoingo sometimes dreams of alt-Murica with Tilden presidency
mircea_popescu: freedom of thought is indeed a luxury isn't it.
trinque: heh, thinking upon it, I suppose it did.
trinque: We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it the Voice of God. << I suppose the great that'll great again predated Mr Twain.
trinque: http://archive.is/5lyYd << "You tell me whar a man gits his corn pone, en I'll tell you what his 'pinions is."
phf: funny how apparently everyone knows which side is the butter on their sandwich
asciilifeform: (iirc he had no such thing during obummer coronation)
asciilifeform: (franco was 'nobody' then)
mircea_popescu: you keep going "if disney were king of the hill and i had free run of the studios" sorta scenarios. get off it, kenya dun has a hollywood.
asciilifeform: most interesting scenario would be if he were to crash his plane and get replaced franco-style with a younger d00d
mircea_popescu: and alongside his, the collective white-whatevers.
mircea_popescu: anyway. if clinton "wins" we get to find out just how large trump's genitalia's were.
asciilifeform: esp when the crematoria open for business.
asciilifeform: dunno, if mr t on the throne, i could swallow the 'they got unplugged from control'
mircea_popescu: hey, you're committed to this "controlled society" model, things are gonna go a certain way in yer head no matter what happens.
asciilifeform: now i dun work at diebold, but it is hard to picture that a mr t win is not regarded as 'societal seekoority threat' and as such not any more permissible than , e.g., 'pirate party' senator.
mircea_popescu: sounds a lot more like the giddy excitement of the vicarious rape victim.