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mike_c: kako.. help me out here before i pop
a valve.
RetroUpriser: i can probably get
a bunch of chicks to send me their tits for
a fee, and ill keep the extra
RetroUpriser: maybe we can work something out in
a bulk transaction?
mircea_popescu: mthreat lol love how they keep trying to sell me on making donations. neat idea for
a site.
RetroUpriser: hows it feel to be rich enough to never have to work
a day in your life man?
BingoBoingo: ;;google site:trilema.com how to be
a millionaire
BingoBoingo: 04-02-2014 16:08:51 <mircea_popescu> there's at least
a dozen different sorts of pickles i can't do without
xanthyos: huff po is
a blogging site, not real journalism
RooK314: Sort of I guess. I just like that it is easy to clean and lasts
a lifetime if properly cared for.
RooK314: I have
a few cast iron pieces.
BingoBoingo: RetroUpriser> stopped drinking out of aluminum cans and cooking with only stainless steel now << give cast iron
a try
BingoBoingo: RooK314: Hydrogen Flouride exists as
a perfectly natural salt...
mircea_popescu: it dealt with the fallout in the romanian twitter space from my pointing out that if
a girl doesn't like how your balls smell she's not in love.
assbot:
A cui e prietena ta ? pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
RooK314: True. Maybe I will do
a blind taste test with
a couple of girls.
RooK314: I hope I never find myself in
a situation where I am forced to compare
RetroUpriser: Yeah, finished reading that article on THG
a few min ago
RooK314: In the US feminists are
a plague
assbot: Total Sorority Move | “Girl In
A Country Song” Perfectly Describes How Every Girl Is Portrayed In Country Music Videos
Raymondo: Nobody with
a name with any value. Just wanted to listen to some general crypto chatter I guess.
Raymondo: Whoa hey, I mean I was just going to lurk. But now I have
a podium!
mircea_popescu: i may build
a shoddy dog house, and that's my problem. but you may not sell me shoddy hammers nailks or planks.
mircea_popescu: good enough is
a user decision, not
a toolmaker decision.
mike_c: "good enough" is fine for
a single use case. you make
a website, you use certain tools to secure it, and maybe there are some theoretical holes and this is ok. but the tools themselves should be bulletproof.
mike_c: it's perfectly profitable to sit in
a starbucks and MitM even if it's not feasible to do it to the entire planet
mircea_popescu: spending the accumulated wealth of ten generations just so one and
a half could do some exploring in the endless space of "just how exactly the stupidity of idle idiots goes" has got to be the worst deal in the history of humanity.
mircea_popescu: "Obviously you go with Alice, which is also why she isn't popular among women: There's no aspiration, no wish fulfillment, it's too fantastic, too impossible because Alice is, in fact,
a superhero. It's not real."
assbot: The Last Psychiatrist: The Hunger Games Is
A Sexist Fairy Tale. Sorry.
mircea_popescu:
A gifted young fellow from Sparta was widely renowned as
a farta'.He could fart anything from "Of Thee I Sing," to Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."
danielpbarron: The retards in Bitcoin oh-TEE-see \ think they know better than dee-PEE-bee \ when trading is done \ they give
a plus one \ to the next pirate at forty.
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in
a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just resign and go home and smoke weed
mircea_popescu: bitcoin-assets is
a matter of lead : if you find the great tome you may take it home, but if you bumble and stumble you'll get shot in the head.
fluffypony: bitcoin-assets, kakobrekla's home, had such knowledge all stored in
a tome, if you're lazy to read, no spoon will you feed, just give up - for you never will lead!
HeySteve: there once was
a room called Assets / which they declared full of bit-fascists / "those guys are jerks!" / they herped and they derped / but in the end their scams all went flaccid
mircea_popescu: The guy known as asciilifeform had
a corny penile horn. Whomever he fucked was thoroughly plucked and no longer lukewarm to reform.
mircea_popescu: Thenewdeal had
a very very loose butt seal, on account of years of abuse and very hard use, but it didn't bother his zeal.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: Icy Hot was
a slovenly harlot that drank from the pisspot and hid in the wot ?
BingoBoingo: Tennis was played one day. It all ended in
a hay.
A muscle was pulled by benkay, so he used
a tube of bengay. He was scorched by
a cosmic ray.
TheNewDeal: I'd liek to propose
a rule that all future insults must be in limerick form
mircea_popescu: Mike C was
a lecherous fart, who liked to watch virginal thighs part. But it all went downhill when for
a trill he murdered
a tart and pulled out her heart.
BingoBoingo: There once was
a muppet named truffles, they alway got up into
a fluffle. Truffles hated to read, and missed warnings to head. In the end truffles screams were muffled.
fluffypony: on the 'net lived
a trader named Mike, whose charts would show both dip and spike, good advice he did give, as an investment sieve; with the proceeds he bought
a new bike!
mike_c: as warren was fond of saying "
a long string of big numbers times zero.."
fluffypony: there once was
a vixen, hanbot, who gave forum n00bs hassle -
a lot! it blew up with
a fight, bad mods came to light, now she's both in b-
a and the WoT
mircea_popescu:
A whore that was thick and her circle of thieves took pleasure in sniffing the filthiest greaves. that came to an end when the lady's friend died from
a horrible case of dry heaves.
mike_c: There was once
a trader called TaT / Whose charts went this way and that / He opened
a leg / But the price wouldn't peg / And his profits all went kersplat
mircea_popescu: dub had
a hubby, he was well short and stubbly, but when they met, usually at the vet, the neighbours corked gallons of bubbly.
fluffypony: nanotube was
a bot maker grand, had the WoT in his right and left hand, "I won't change it, I swear", he'd exclaim with
a glare, that's why Karpeles was not auto-banned
mthreat: is there
a website that accepts phonetic input and speaks it?
mircea_popescu: This balding old monkey named Bingo boingo-something-somethingo went for
a walk, let out
a squawk and was forever extradited to congo.
dub: there one was
a chatter named mp. with
a penchant for prose, evidently. alas he can't rhyme. though he's want to opine. on matters of whips and rear entry
fluffypony: ThickAsThieves was
a grand pseudonym, of
a man that enjoyed drinking gin, "buy my passthrough" he cried, 'tho NeoBee had yet died, so he turfed that whole thing in the bin
TheNewDeal: There once was
a bot named gribble. With humans, he would not quibble. If he had but one weakness/ it sure wasn't meekness/ but reputation attacks from Sybil
BingoBoingo: fluffypony met
a duck. The made the decision to fuck. They went for
a long time, but fluffypony was caught for his crime. All their children went cluck.
ThickAsThieves: Here's
a tear for Old Man Popescu, who was always in need of
a rescue. He'd be smelling
a rose, all the while in no clothes, wondering how it was that he met you.
fluffypony: there once was
a chap from Romania, who said "Bitcoin I'll try to explain-to-ya!"; he launched an exchange, Jimmothy did enrage, now he talks with such megalomania
mircea_popescu:
A dentist, young doctor Malone, got
a charming girl patient alone and, in his depravity, filled the wrong cavity. God, how his practice has grown.
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal didn';t we just like marginalize
a sucker for having dared to ask wtf is going on not an hour ago ?
chetty: providing scholarship for
a small fee into selling degrees
fluffypony: no your rhyming scheme was almost right - limmerick is 5 lines, AABBA,
A lines are long and B lines are short
assbot: EconomicPolicyJournal.com: The Senate Is About to Approve
a Plan to Use Pensioners Money to Fill Potholes
mircea_popescu: There lurked on assets this chap named copumpkin. He kept to himself, his balls on the shelf and
a big huge silicone dong for the munchin'.
fluffypony: On chat lived
a guy, TheNewDeal, whose nickname had little appeal; "I would change if I dare, but it's not here nor there," he did write and then GPG seal
mircea_popescu:
A CS student named Lin had
a prick the size of
a pin. It was no good for girls but just great for squirrels, they squealed with delight with it in.
☟︎ mircea_popescu:
A corpulent maiden named Kroll had
a notion exceedingly droll: at
a masquerade ball, dressed in nothing at all, she backed in as
a Parker House roll.
mircea_popescu:
A busy young lady named Gloria was had by sir Gerald du Maurier, and then by six men, sir Gerald again, and the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
mircea_popescu:
A burlesque dancer,
a pip named Virginia, could peel in
a zip; but she read science fiction and died of constriction attempting
a Moebius strip.
mircea_popescu:
A broken-down harlot named Tupps was heard to confess in her cups: "The height of my folly was diddling
a collie- but I got
a nice price for the pups."
fluffypony: he basically put together
a sci-fi film dream team
HeySteve: just
a courtesy up I guess, watching
a movie atm so just lurking
mircea_popescu: ubuntu on amazonaws is such
a match made in heaven. they pretty much deserve each other.
mircea_popescu: cr_zoidberg so you fixed
a bug in cryptonote, why not just submit
a patch to them ? and if they fix it too, that point goes away ?