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http://gribble.sourceforge.net/ Flerb: mircea_popescu: walking on streets isn't
a scam per se
Duffer1: in the states it's
a crime
mircea_popescu: Flerb driving without insurance isn't
a crime per se either.
Flerb: mircea_popescu: says it isn't
a scam per se
mircea_popescu: i've been crossing red lights and not wearing
a seat belt.
Flerb: Is there
a relatively good place to start with assets?
Flerb: Why was that
a question?
mircea_popescu: little does school sally know or wish to notice that in fact her cunt;'s been bleeding for
a while, and wanda the preteen whore's time is apparently long gone.
mircea_popescu: either that or
a wishful extension of the school environment. you know, "when the time for the exam comes". by definition that will be later.
assbot: Nobody thinks about the robot apocalypse when spec'ing out
a sex android. They should. When the time comes, are you going to be the sub?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform fun factoid : one of s. lewis' stories (bongo) was stolen & rewritten by
a romanian author
a decade later
ben_vulpes: but i did build
a crystal radio. out of which poured...random garbage.
mircea_popescu: hard to beat
a dude pushing
a telex key randomly to "impart
a sense of urgency"
BingoBoingo: I mean I'll spend 5 hours driving in
a car on
a hot day and enjoy it solo, but to each their own
BingoBoingo: Seriously though these guys made
a nearly 5 hour round trip drive when... St Louis is 30 minutes away
BingoBoingo: Well this conversation and the blog are in plaintext. If they want to go deeper down the rabbit hole, well next year's
a time.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> BingoBoingo - theories re: wagen.
a) they wanted to see if you'll pull the pin on the thermite. b) they thought you might have coin. << c. random derps wandered into with random derpage.
BingoBoingo: All the more reason to drink and gamble. Bitbet is
a godsend.
nubbins`: i give it
a couple years before simply being
a regular in -assets makes air travel difficult
BingoBoingo: "The reason for this is in my jurisdiction failure to identify yourself in
a law enforcement encounter is
a crime of questionable constitutional provenance, while having
a conversation with
a debt collector or process server that consists of nothing on your part other than intoning "Fuck You"
a myriad of different was is great justice for all and legally sound."
BingoBoingo: I am but
a pauper kept here for the funnies.
BingoBoingo: Eh, before doctors prescribed it because it was an opiate that wasn't
a controlled substance
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You see after it became
a controlled substance, all of it was held up in shipping, for stickers...
mircea_popescu: don't tell me there's going to be
a peak tramadol event
assbot: MS-Word is {Not}
a document exchange format
nubbins`: ok, this is getting
a bit much
nubbins`: ;:rate nubbins` -8 did not love
a thing he promised i would
nubbins`: kakobrekla +1, i'm really going out on
a limb huh ;(
mircea_popescu: btw, here's
a free idea for our entrepreneurial friends :
kakobrekla: i guess nubbins` will send out blank sheets of paper and call it
a day.
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you know you sound just like
a simple mind psychopath by now.
nubbins`: take
a gamble and save $10, or play it safe :D
kakobrekla: >So our host confirmed, we indeed had
a security breach. It seems
a malicious entity swapped our image files - hopefully not more, I am not accusing you dogetime. I am not yet sure what exactly happened, but we will find out.
thestringpuller: Wu Tang should take Dave Chappelle's Wu Tang financial idea and make
a bitcoin hedge fund.
mircea_popescu: i kinda picture this overweight, sad guy in overalls sitting in an empty food court under
a handwritten "TopModel Buttsex Initiation Group", looking all dejected
nubbins`: "you've got
a bunch of fuckin tumors in your head"
mircea_popescu: i live in wait of the day
a doctor says to some poor woman somewhere
nubbins`: i'm more
a technician than anything :D
thestringpuller: I just find it sad to throw away good electronics to
a landfill.......
thestringpuller: he forgot to mention to put
a payment address in the signed invoice
nubbins`: depending on sales we may do
a second run, but they'll be visibly different (new color scheme) so there's no confusion
artifexd: Give me
a btc amount for the poster good for the next hour or so
mircea_popescu: why are you still in the us anyway ? not like you got
a job or anything ?
gribble: Error: 'invested' is not
a valid integer.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform seems
a reasonable approach, all would be gangstas gotta have the gunz.
BingoBoingo: You, know the nice thing about Today's adventure is that at least now I can know that the FBI has
a file on me somewhere. just as it has one on Martin Luther King Jr.
gribble: Error: I am not seeing this user on IRC. If you want information about
a registered gpg user, try the 'gpg info' command instead.
gribble: Error: "trust" is not
a valid command.
mircea_popescu: And then there's the story that's fraught with disaster -- of balls that got caught, when
a chap took
a crap, in the woods. And that trap underneath... Oh, I can't bear the thought!
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal i'd be much surprised if you manage to get something less than
a month old approved for van.
gribble: Error: I am not seeing this user on IRC. If you want information about
a registered gpg user, try the 'gpg info' command instead.
ben_vulpes: TheNewDeal: are you looking to buy some exposure to
a thing?
ben_vulpes: <TheNewDeal> hows van ads work? << you sign up and pay bitcoin to run ads on
a select group of venues.
mircea_popescu: it must suck to be one of these scum. if being one of the soviet scum is anything to go by... it must suck quite
a lot.
TheNewDeal: if the IRS sends
a sexy woman to my door, I'm going to tell her I'm
a part of the FBI - female body inspectors
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Also Hollywood lied. The FBI agent was wearing
a black business suit, but instead
a white polo and khakis. << crisis, ya kno ?
mircea_popescu: went into one of the largest whorehouses. cordoba and 9 de julio. masquerades as
a coffee place.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> 're slowly but surely becoming
a fucking liability for your neighbourhood. every other week
a new black jeep over there. << Reason to host conversation in the front yard, so the neighbors can gossip