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thestringpuller: But really, I hung out with
a fraternity brother once who said he hooked up with
a girl who didn't know she had
a clitoris.
thestringpuller: even though 1 out of every 3 girls found at
a fraternity party is looking to hook up
thestringpuller: "If the party is going good (
a.k.
a. there are
a lot of open girls) try to escalate cause it.s awesome. Here is how to escalate: Try to twist her hips around to face you and dance front to front. FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue), you can stick your hand up her shirt (not right away though), you can go for
a butt grab (outside or inside the shirts), or use your imag
mircea_popescu: "Alright chods, some of you could use some help on how to mack and succeed at parties. Mostly pledges do, but some bros could use
a review. For anytime throughout the party… If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to
a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!"
mircea_popescu: wtf, wait
a second, georgia tech is
a major party school.
mircea_popescu: well pua has
a major disadvantage for your run of the mill usian : it's falsifiable, like
a science.
mircea_popescu: they are
a science, and hardly worth the effort given that w/e, it's just bash quotes
kakobrekla: speaking of this, rating systems are
a science of its own
mircea_popescu: so as to what, cover
a career built on
a deserved reputation for insight under
a pile of senile ridicule ?
mircea_popescu: *: Adlai isn't sure that, were he looking for
a minister to perform
a same-sex marriage, he'd want one who was only doing it under threat of incarceration << details, details. it's the united states of methodical hypocrisy anyway, they don't get married to be married, they get married to get the paperwork.
mircea_popescu: assbot: Intel Subsidiary Agrees to $750,000 Penalty for Unauthorized Encryption Exports << now that is news! got
a BingoBoingo in da haus ?
mircea_popescu: i've never been sick for
a week straight nor do i think it possible.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: in those 4 weeks I saw
a doctor twice and
a specialist once << fuck 4 weeks ? i'm throwing
a conniption fit in the third motherfucking day
TomServo: mircea_popescu: Not at all. I've noticed you have
a quite
a few is all.
TomServo: mircea_popescu: Is there
a trilema article handy detailing your child rearing tips?
mircea_popescu: cazalla: which is critical during
a child's formative early years." <<< I wonder about this with my son, we're both with him 24/7 << after about 7 or so that's unhealthy.
Adlai isn't sure that, were he looking for
a minister to perform
a same-sex marriage, he'd want one who was only doing it under threat of incarceration
ThickAsThieves: get mom n pop to ignore their investments
a bit longer
ThickAsThieves: so my guess is this week wall st's party line will be that everything's okay, markets recover XX% of what was lost last week in
a few days, then next week new lows
ThickAsThieves: "China got its first official shipments of new iPhones last week, but
a new report from web censorship watchdog Great Fire indicates Chinese users may be facing an unpleasant surprise when they try to connect to Apple services at large. As of last night, the Chinese firewall is blocking all local connections to iCloud.com, redirecting those connections to
a dummy site designed to look
ThickAsThieves: “The Bank of England has identified
a technical issue related to some routine maintenance of the RTGS payment system and has paused settlement while we resolve it,”
a statement from the Bank said.
chetty: jajajaja good one, now thats
a way to curb gubermint spending
fluffypony: in those 4 weeks I saw
a doctor twice and
a specialist once
cazalla: anyway, that's qntra downunder signing off, another beer and zzz, i'm sure qntra US and
A will be on soon
cazalla: bounce, my parents never taught me :\ chetty, sorta have to be helpful with
a 9 month old, least in my limited experience, can't cook his own meal or get the titty ready
cazalla: "Affluent parents talk to their kids three more hours
a week on average than poor parents, which is critical during
a child's formative early years." <<< I wonder about this with my son, we're both with him 24/7
cazalla: sorta like thinking
a manul is
a tiger
cazalla: punkman,
a wobbegong is nothing like
a great white
mircea_popescu: but anyway, my earlier figures were based on
a june buy.
cazalla: here we go "One such customer is the Australian stock market listed Digital BTC6, which purchased mining hardware from BitFury in March, May and August ((March and May purchase was
a $2 million investment, August was $1.3 million.) of 2014.
mircea_popescu: either they're lying about the bitcoins incoming, or they're paying
a 5-10% to rent hashes.
mircea_popescu: "CloudFlare is
a venture-funded startup that routes around Internet abuse by acting as
a reverse proxy." wait wut ?
punkman: "Envato expires cash deposits automatically after one year as
a small percentage of users leave money in their account for long periods of time and cannot be contacted. Unfortunately Envato cannot be responsible for holding cash for indefinite periods"
punkman: "We're just sending you
a courtesy e-mail to let you know that the funds you deposited into your Envato Market account some time ago are about to expire."
gribble: Error: "isitup" is not
a valid command.
cazalla: so is it problematic to continue posting about them? i'm not claiming what they published is legit, it's more just to cover what they claim until such time it's proven to be
a fraud
cazalla: the company never gives specific information as to whether they mine on their own or part of
a pool or how much hashing power they have
mircea_popescu: weren';t we discussing
a month or so ago the unfortunate affairs of
a puff daddy promoter, ended up in jail for fraud ?
cazalla: they've done
a few million dollar deals with bitfury, so they claim anyway, i don't know who is jewing who anymore
gribble: Error: "bc,hash" is not
a valid command.
PinkPosixPXE: except, it's not
a competition, you just get the 0.1 BTC
PinkPosixPXE: mircea_popescu: I'll send you 0.1 BTC, same deal, if you provide me with some WOT rank, and if you want to do some personal shots, with
a string of my choice, that's highly encouraged as well.
mircea_popescu:
a i think wordpress has
a narrow size limit, may be 1mb or somethign
PinkPosixPXE: mircea_popescu: I'll send you 0.1BTC if you throw me some rank, you can send me pictures of your titties as well, with
a string of text written on them. ;)
RagnarDanneskjol: 51% attack would be
a cinch too - especially with majority of hashing on p2pool
ThickAsThieves: <+mats_cd03> lol dude operates
a mixer. /// probly part of the trap
mircea_popescu: i wonder if they can use the extra material to give the woman
a new hymen too
undata: what
a hideous practice
decimation: re: docker << my understanding is that it's pretty much
a chroot jail combined with some cpu and ram and network limits
mircea_popescu: anyway,
a bunch of smartass miners are going to hurt once their coinbases finally mature.
mircea_popescu: the ispace assholes was the thing that "didn't work" and nobody was answering, back when we were looking for
a pool, was it ?
diametric: its like
a jail + management system on top of it
diametric: asciilifeform: now if you're relying on docker to be
a jail for the purposes of security, than that alone isn't ideal.
mircea_popescu: seems kinda clear. who's going to spend
a coupla btc to get it back out of the hole ?
diametric: asciilifeform: docker's purpose isn't security per se. an escape can be irrelevant. if anything its
a nice system for compartmentalizing your system and preventing the pollution of your filesystem with random libraries needed by
a single application.
diametric: asciilifeform: is there an incident that started the discussion? all i see here is
a lot of "using docker insecurely is insecure."
diametric: assbot: i think the fix-macos part of the url is more of
a plea
undata: asciilifeform: that only fixes the one that's
a "feature" if I recall
mircea_popescu: What if the terrorists hear about fast secure crypto? Yikes! Similar to constant-time story. Don’t standardize good crypto. Discourage use of good crypto. If the good crypto persists, try to bury it behind
a huge menu of bad options. Advertise “cryptographic agility”; actually cryptographic fragility. Pretend that this “agility” justifies using breakable crypto.
mats_cd03: id be rly impressed if he could manage dox seeing as how i pay up my bouncer with
a prepaid card
mircea_popescu: <mats_cd03> my slave name would be
a start, but i suppose thats
a fuzzy thing. << silly thing to put
a price on. sort-of like making teens think losing their virginity is
a big fucking deal.
undata: "The FDA may not authorize the use of
a diagnostic test before reviewing data about its performance in detecting Ebola virus in human specimens and determining that the standard for authorization is met."
undata: "and
a ninja like me." haaa
mats_cd03: man, if hes being paid to troll, 10USD is not nearly enough for
a ddos
ninjashogun: I just notice htat he's also being discussed in channel here now. (Someone pointed this out to me.) At first I assumed MP to have paid for this out of some weird strategy (since I came to MP with
a small project recently, maybe he wanted to know if I still needed small amounts of money, etc.) But I thought you guys should see it.
mats_cd03: my slave name would be
a start, but i suppose thats
a fuzzy thing.
jborkl: I guess moolah had
a codind error that allowed you withdraw double what you deposited
mircea_popescu: <fivezerotwo> so qntra has nice servers and nice inbound pipes <fivezerotwo> mats_cd03, totes will burn
a 0day on this << i suppose this is the ultimate endorsement or something ?
jurov: Nefario said: Once you've been labelled
a scammer, people are encouraged to deal with you << lol I missed "not" at first
mats_cd03: youre
a cool dude for messing with people that lead public lives on the internets
mats_cd03: fivezerotwo: youre gonna have to burn
a 0day, if you even have access to those, mate
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes put it on
a read-only flash, immutable enough.
undata: ben_vulpes: system config should be built into the OS, and each act of changing it should leave
a snail trail