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asciilifeform: ( there is a very famous photo illustrating why not, i will leave it as exercise for reader, to find it )
mircea_popescu: someone's gotta be teh amateur.
asciilifeform: reminds me of how i was somewhat surprised to learn that pro machinists ~never wear gloves.
mircea_popescu: not to mention significantly more depraved.
mircea_popescu: anyway, this all said, let me closingly point out that it's way the fuck easier for her to lick your condom off than to fish for stray globs inside. to the tune of pleasant minute versus tedious quarter hour.
mircea_popescu: except while they're still inside the cock, then they can also go both ways.
asciilifeform: usually improvised on the spot.
asciilifeform: but they'll say something like 'oh the sacred spermatozoids made it home, that's just water' or some other poppycock.
mircea_popescu: so they don't know what a cum rag is, or a wet spot ?
mircea_popescu: what, they're all virgins ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: those folx tend to have some... very interesting.. notions re physiology
mircea_popescu: i always wondered, what do the "every sperm is sacred" folk think about the very natural refund ?
asciilifeform: well yeah, if they displayed it, someone might wonder what it is... and there'll be same wankscandal as when a hotel in nyc installed them
asciilifeform: before that only knew of it from grandfather's ww2 story
mircea_popescu: lol. they do have it here. dunno about east coast.
asciilifeform: in civilized places they also have this bidet thing, but it is too high tech for the monkeys
asciilifeform: you dun have to wash whole earthly carcass each time neh
mircea_popescu: so she takes on average 20 showers a week, this woman ?
asciilifeform: this is not high tech..
mircea_popescu: so she douches after ? every time ?
mircea_popescu: wtf do you do, she douches after ? every time ? you eat it out of her ? does she dribble cum all over the bed as you watch the second half of the movie, so in a coupla weeks your sheet's rigid ?
mircea_popescu: but ~everyone fucks on beds. i mean, i can see now and again taking girl out on nature walk and generously allowing her to lay on her back in the mud so you don't have to dirty yourself fucking her. but...
asciilifeform: they'd laugh at mircea_popescu's thin glove.
asciilifeform: matter of taste, neh. i imagine some people fuck in cosmonaut pressure suit.
mircea_popescu: i srsly have nfi why you'd want to.
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski seems to be missing out on the 1 and only plus of having just 1 gurl : losing the plastic bag ☟︎
mircea_popescu: who the fuck did you meet that stank. now why did they.
mircea_popescu: yeah because it provides mutual reinforcement. this is like saying "deodorant is not 100% stinkproof". dude... what ?!
asciilifeform: it's ~100% if it actually goes down the gullet everyday.
asciilifeform: btw pete_dushenski, 'Even with the pill, that forsaken shaman of working woman bondage, the effectiveness is only ~90%.' << this is a lulzy stat, because it lumps in not only user error but outright sabotage ☟︎
mircea_popescu: o hey, english has this! the normal = perpendicular. nice.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:37 mircea_popescu: 99% of sacral fractures are because woman fell flat on her ass like idiot instead of falling on side like nature hardened body to do.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628641 << i thought arse was amortizer!11 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: prolly true.
asciilifeform: the brakes in my auto are more likely to kill me, than the iud, the chick.
asciilifeform: hey there are folx whose parachute didn't open.
mircea_popescu: conceivably the technology improved since the 70s, but anyway. i like pills, they give the girls proper hormonal cycles. why shouldn't she pms ?
mircea_popescu: not really. my mother had one, had to be taken out, nearly died in the process.
mircea_popescu: iud is actually pretty terrible.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 12:46 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << i don't see this at all. if you fuck a woman "normally" and she's not on the pill, you will obtain 8 kids in 10 years. you will also obtain an extremely shriveled woman, because like it or not females are essentially the cotyledon of children. biology is merciless and the ultimate empire, it dun care one whit your girl is smart and pleasant and worships you, it just cares to push o
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628642 << snipped fallopian tubes work great; iud worx great ☝︎
asciilifeform: ( see ml for the patch )
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 07:21 davout: in other TRB news, my node is happily bitcoining, doesn't seem too bothered by working with a regular HDD, and that's without asciilifeform's cache patch
mircea_popescu: ah that. yeah.
mircea_popescu: mmm, this isn't really true is it.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: where's the surprise in this. airplane sits most of the time on parking lot, same as bulldozer, same as harem
mircea_popescu: ironically, harems worked about the same way mine does : lotta girls eating each other out, some anal, some oral, not so much missionary.
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:08 trinque: regarding the pill, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's had a profound impact on female behavior.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628623 << there was that tshirt sniffers experiment. was even replicated... ☝︎
mircea_popescu: nah. sultans who were porphyrogenited so to speak don't. gengis khan, who is basically a sort of dewey cox, does.
asciilifeform: i thought 500 was moar of a sultan thing
mircea_popescu: ended up rich by accident, such as through being rockstar.
mircea_popescu: more of a country bumpkin sorta thing.
mircea_popescu: yeah. that's more of a ... seen Walk Hard ?
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:10 trinque: I think rather that it's a mark of a ~severely impoverished~ society that pregnancy is this harrowing pitfall
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << how many offspring has buffett? trump? etc. ? why do you suppose? because can't afford? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: (i dunno if english has it, but the girl with the golden cunt is a sort of folk item in romanian. usually in "wtf has she got, is her cunt golden ?!" inquiries of exasperated exes.)
mircea_popescu: anyway, the pill is not equivalent to "get pregnant and miscarry". it prevents nidation (ie, the implantation of the fecundated ovary into the uterine wall). pregnancy can at the earliest be deemed to have begun once the morule starts signaling (hormonally), which is days away from this moment. it'd be proper-er to say it gilds their womb.
mircea_popescu: in other words, human society has advanced to the point where the spot on the r/K continuum that its primate biology has picked is insufficient. i want it way the fuck K-er, which is why my women reproduce through selecting and training other 16-25yo girls, not through having fucking babies.
mircea_popescu: ~only sane way to look at sexuate reproduction in humans is as an equivalent of taking the minimum wage. it's a thing to do there, like flipping burgers, a safety net so you're never in this position where you have absolutely nothing you could do.
mircea_popescu: as it happens i am not about to trade my insanely selected (not just http://trilema.com/2017/the-story-of-the-scared-slut/ should plainly indicate that scarcely a girl in a million makes it past my gates) toys for ... what the fuck for, $random-kid ? That's not for my sluts to do, that's for the 0 value redditards. for them, it's actually +ev. my girls have immensely more important shit to do, such as... everything else. the ☟︎
mircea_popescu: ut more biomass. look, eg, into the aetiology of osteoporisis (tl;dr : body melts her bones to pump out calcium in milk for baby ; if menopausal it's almost like she's pregnant (ie, low hormonal output) so it melts her bones anyway! because fuck her!)
a111: Logged on 2017-03-17 06:10 trinque: I think rather that it's a mark of a ~severely impoverished~ society that pregnancy is this harrowing pitfall
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-03-17#1628626 << i don't see this at all. if you fuck a woman "normally" and she's not on the pill, you will obtain 8 kids in 10 years. you will also obtain an extremely shriveled woman, because like it or not females are essentially the cotyledon of children. biology is merciless and the ultimate empire, it dun care one whit your girl is smart and pleasant and worships you, it just cares to push o ☝︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: 99% of sacral fractures are because woman fell flat on her ass like idiot instead of falling on side like nature hardened body to do. ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: heck, should be parenting 101. "baby, don't fall LIKE THAT. fall like this, look" and there she goes, plop on the carpet.
mircea_popescu: diana_coman that's first thing half-decent horseriding instructor teaches you also.
mircea_popescu: trinque they are ?
davout: in other TRB news, my node is happily bitcoining, doesn't seem too bothered by working with a regular HDD, and that's without asciilifeform's cache patch ☟︎
diana_coman: hm, the first thing I purposefully learnt when on skis was...how to fall; as in: how to fall *without* breaking anything etc ☟︎
ben_vulpes: what, are people passing you on the slopes?
trinque: what, you have an iPhone? great, kid. my great grandmother had 14 kids and her man was a coal miner. and they all ate.
trinque: I think rather that it's a mark of a ~severely impoverished~ society that pregnancy is this harrowing pitfall ☟︎☟︎
trinque: so then we've made multiple generations of women that get pregnant and miscarry once a month?
trinque: they act differently, drastically, when they're preggers
trinque: regarding the pill, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's had a profound impact on female behavior. ☟︎
trinque: well yeah, but a) they're fucking uncomfortable and b) see A. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: For the theologists http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=19
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D0FE988DE85B7EF5C24FBA0149946B393AF185FDE1FFE332A5398C47AED41814 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1446...2047 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '80.83.111.191 (ssh-rsa key from 80.83.111.191 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE)
deedbot: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D0FE988DE85B7EF5C24FBA0149946B393AF185FDE1FFE332A5398C47AED41814 << Recent Phuctorings. - Phuctored: 1430...3347 divides RSA Moduli belonging to '80.83.111.191 (ssh-rsa key from 80.83.111.191 (13-14 June 2016 extraction) for Phuctor import. Ask asciilifeform or framedragger on Freenode, or email fd at mkj dot lt) <ssh...lt>; ' (Unknown DE)
BingoBoingo: Gotta have what with to swat Martians at the border
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's also a sub, "laser replacement for radiotherapy". i dunno tho.
mircea_popescu: (magurele is the ro chelyabinsk basically)
mircea_popescu: rarefied plasma experiments ; the place has a history of doing hyperexcited ions research
mircea_popescu: i dun think it's for fusion.
a111: Logged on 2017-01-10 04:09 asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if you were thinking 'laser fusion' -- it's a cynical fraud, http://btcbase.org/log/2014-11-14#921351
asciilifeform: 'let's take the most useless golden toilet in usgdom and BUILD BIGGER BETTER ORCER STRONGER'
asciilifeform: (does there exist 10pw of mains current on tap?)
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2017/03/remington-outdoor-to-lay-off-120-after-greatest-salesperson-departs/ << Qntra - Remington Outdoor To Lay Off 120 After Greatest Salesperson Departs
asciilifeform: in other very olds : http://www.hartron.com.ua/en/node/91 << for the Museum of Terrifyingly Bad Translations
BingoBoingo: Anyways, that seems to be par for the State of the Female State
BingoBoingo: <pete_dushenski> belan was on cover of one of the sections of the local paper this morning. flexing his tatted muscles in mirror selfie. article referenced how '22yo dropped out of school but was seen on instagram flashing wads of 100s, driving fast cars, drinking grey goose(!), and posing with girls in tight dresses(!!)' << Apparently post partum psychotic beserker dominated local paper here today
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> on occasion. yes with teeth. i also pluck their legs and let them die. in general i torture a good half of all mosquitoes. << i like his enthusiasm. im usually content to simply smash them like @ c3. but, hey, i gotta try this.
mircea_popescu: from what i hear smallest kitten in the room if that room'd be in the 50 contiguous fattes.
mircea_popescu: tiger's only a quarter ton or so.
ben_vulpes: people don't immediately make friends with the largest animal in the room?
asciilifeform: the observation where 'the number of circus trainers among population of people eaten by tigers is ~0' applies to just about everything.
mircea_popescu: the animal ~is~ powerful as all hell. so if it decides to get you you're in trouble.
asciilifeform: iirc the typical 'eaten by tiger' candidate is not the owner, but a sometime visitor.
mircea_popescu: similarily to how chickens are perfectly safe with housecat that has history of playing with chickens etc.