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asciilifeform: trinque> praise to the guy still using the DOS point of sale << saw this alive in b-a
asciilifeform: (not i did not say, 'uninteresting.')
asciilifeform: <mats> fun fact: there is a Turing-complete printer control VM in the winders kernel << the contents of winblows kernel are - imho - approximately as interesting as buruli ulcer. and for the same reason.
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu we put this in next ver. and retest whole orchestra weekly..
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu observation: the only thing that doesn't parallelize linearly is the multiplication (still parallelizes as previously discussed, by split into cache-sized batches across cores.) but gcd against a known product does parallelize linearly...
asciilifeform: http://news.softpedia.com/news/Researchers-Break-RSA-4096-Bit-Keys-481475.shtml << oddly, one fishwrap got the name spelled. ☟︎
asciilifeform: obligatory >>> http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/pdu/17573280/45724/45724_900.jpg
asciilifeform: let'em drill the sky full of holes instead of the fella behind or in front
asciilifeform: mats: good position for folks with terrible trigger discipline ?
asciilifeform: 'phunctor' aha
asciilifeform: motherfuckers.
asciilifeform: http://www.securitylab.ru/news/472954.php << disgraceful. even here.
asciilifeform: pee partie
asciilifeform: jurov: the derpfest in question was so blatantly an organized 'astroturf' affair that it vanished as thoroughly as anything from 20 yrs ago
asciilifeform: (though it, in turn, used data from a paper, cited therein)
asciilifeform: jurov: i regret to say that i may have been responsible for the first such article.
asciilifeform: http://dpaste.com/167XKEJ#wrap << text
asciilifeform: http://cryptome.org/2015/05/eg-gs.pdf << unrelated l0ltr0n
asciilifeform: what even.
asciilifeform: can't recall presently, where.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it's a screenshot image, linked in a trilema article
asciilifeform: worth considering - where are they likely to come into play (as fetched from sks)
asciilifeform: for anyone still awake, i'm presently wondering re: how the rotten keys behave in autoverifier scripts (debian ? etc)
asciilifeform: is the inescapable conclusion.
asciilifeform: they must employ the residents of a home for the profoundly retarded
asciilifeform: or how'd it go
asciilifeform: mats: haste - makes waste
asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1504 << updated
asciilifeform: ahahahahaha
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/Bp6Wh << cached
asciilifeform: anyone with an account (yes, they require one even for 'anonymous' comments) is welcome to post one.
asciilifeform: 'phunctor' ?!
asciilifeform: the mis-spellings are a deliberate trollage, or what.
asciilifeform: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/05/18/big_rsa_keys_are_vulnerable_says_researcher << more lulz
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: the animals in the photo at bottom of your latest article look like guinea pigs
asciilifeform caught up with log, links, overwhelmed by sheer retardation of the pg wank circus, maxxed out dosimeter
asciilifeform: er opened the possibility that still other developers may have fallen prey to the attackers.'
asciilifeform: 'During that time, attackers were able to monitor the activities of anyone using the kernel.org servers known as Hera and Odin1, as well as personal computers belonging to senior Linux developer H. Peter Anvin. The self-injecting rootkit known as Phalanx had access to a wealth of sensitive data, possibly including private keys used to sign and decrypt e-mails and remotely log in to servers. A follow-up advisory a few weeks lat
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9562170 << mildly interesting
asciilifeform: (just google 'slowloris' - for some reason ddos command was always given this name)
asciilifeform: an example of this animal: http://www.trojanbotnet.com/2014/04/botnet-irc-silly-bot-16-c-irc-bot-new.html
asciilifeform: barbaric but reasonably resilient (herder would hardcode several boxes to act as irc servers, several controlled by himself normally and a few reasonably lax public irctrons)
asciilifeform: 256 clients all with just a number as name... << SOP. one (at least formerly common) botkit which did this was 'athena.' many others likewise.
asciilifeform: l0lwut
asciilifeform: so we can put the 'cosmic rays' folks to rest.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: let's post all 3
asciilifeform: omfg the idiocy.
asciilifeform meatspace break, bbl
asciilifeform: not yet sure what to make of it.
asciilifeform: trinque: i've run into this kind of thing on several occasions.
asciilifeform: trinque: ??
asciilifeform: those aren't people.
asciilifeform: oughta be part of ordinary keyserv practice.
asciilifeform: (distributed not in the 'faster' sense - it cannot be - but the 'remove single juicy target' sense)
asciilifeform: any student could build 'phuctor'
asciilifeform: but of them, there are also 3.
asciilifeform: their factor-counterparts, i do not yet know
asciilifeform: #1 and #3 - not so much
asciilifeform: (though he programs)
asciilifeform: #2 is small change
asciilifeform: accidentally gnu devs aha
asciilifeform: (nothing, afaik, has been signed publicly with them)
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: a few folks appear to have bit-corrupted keys on sks
asciilifeform: after folks start going 'snore, it's just another gnu dev with b0rk3d key'
asciilifeform: i expect it'll all be memory-holed shortly.
asciilifeform: nah just overload
asciilifeform: l0l reddit broken
asciilifeform: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9561595
asciilifeform: it will update, because - evidently - there is no mechanism whereby the update would be rejected. ☟︎
asciilifeform: the way you do it is 1) take existing 2) feed in place of old
asciilifeform: the entire blob, notice, as per rfc2440/4880, is not in any way hashed
asciilifeform: evidently
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this one's another 'invalid subkey...'
asciilifeform: a number with flipped bit is likely to be divisible by smallint
asciilifeform: incidentally, this is consistent with 'cosmic rays'
asciilifeform: well, 3
asciilifeform: check him out
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this new one's a dev too.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu you have mail.
asciilifeform: in other news, we got another.
asciilifeform: the sheer mental breakage required to waste one's time so.
asciilifeform: throwaway
asciilifeform: buysometime42@gmail.com
asciilifeform: post on loper-os.org updated to include tard.png
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: going by the style, it's our old phriend, mr spam
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, ben_vulpes: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/tard.png << glorious fan mail
asciilifeform: ^^ recced to all. hilarious turd
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu et al: http://dpaste.com/00YX117 << plain txt
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: no idea how genuine the text, but riotously funny
asciilifeform: trinque: consider contacting the maintainers
asciilifeform: trinque: neat
asciilifeform: another SWS JR sitting right beside me.'
asciilifeform: personnel in the room; in the video you can see a SWS JR about 3 feet in front of me talking to
asciilifeform: at the screen or used common sense, would've seen I was recording. There were other SWS
asciilifeform: book word for word. I held the phone still, about a foot in front of my face and anyone who looked
asciilifeform: allowed. I sat down; took my Samsung Galaxy SII (white) out of my pocket, and recorded the entire
asciilifeform: book out then filmed it? No. What I did was walk into a room were no recording devices are