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pete_dushenski: for ~many~ i know in meatspace, worked like a charm, which is how http://www.contravex.com/2015/05/06/a-not-so-new-era-begins-in-alberta-politics/ came to be.
BingoBoingo: In the bung hole
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: this was the hope, when usg tried to package lsd as an artillery payload. 'ego dissolution'. didn't pan out. ☟︎
pete_dushenski: shinohai: lel i read 'bards' and thought 'shakespeare'
pete_dushenski: in related metaphysical sciences, "Multivariate linear regression analysis indicated that lifetime psychedelic use (but not lifetime cocaine use or weekly alcohol consumption) positively predicted liberal political views, openness and nature relatedness, and negatively predicted authoritarian political views, after accounting for potential confounding variables. Ego dissolution experienced during a ☟︎
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2017/friday-was-a-good-day/ << Trilema - Friday was a good day.
trinque: danielpbarron: looks like that one can't make it through with the current code.
mircea_popescu: no, those police bot things
mircea_popescu: iirc the "response bots" also.
mircea_popescu: there are some items that have charge on yu
asciilifeform: ( laugh , but usg made this mandatory on, e.g., boeing !! )
asciilifeform: and let's imagine that mircea_popescu found remotely-detonatable mine in his mercedes, and astonished to learn that it was part of the ~factory~ standard kit, and answer from vendor was 'this was, ummm, here, umm, in case someone were to STEAL your auto, believe'
mircea_popescu: hey, i am not defending their contortions, i am speaking as to fact.
asciilifeform: what drm nonsense to cure this ?
mircea_popescu: "operator" ie, kid actually on the grounds.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform this happened at least two times i know of.
pete_dushenski: these are the people who 'should be more sane' but... aren't. quite clearly.
asciilifeform: 'hijacked by the operator' lolwat?!!
pete_dushenski: "This feature was intended to allow the owners of Antminer to remotely shut down their miners that may have been stolen or hijacked by their hosting service provider, and to also provide law enforcement agencies with more tracking information in such cases. We never intended to use this feature on any Antminer without authorization from its owner."
pete_dushenski: http://archive.is/unVPU << related (antbleed - bitmain). " We planned to add this feature to the code to empower customers to control their miners which often times can be hosted outside their premises. This was after more than one incident of miners being stolen from a mining farm or being hijacked by the operator of the mining farm"
asciilifeform: ( and to keep in mind that there live man more liars than lunatics )
asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: for starters, gotta question the sanity of anybody publicly claiming to mine.
mircea_popescu: anyway, it's a funnysituation this, miners just can't stick to mining. gotta gravitate towards the flame. so what if ~only thing flame does is burn butterflies.
a111: Logged on 2016-08-23 21:41 asciilifeform: znort987: rather, yes, there was provision for it in the original openpgp spec, but it is a bogus concept because it entails a global repository of revocation messages and a universal agreement re what time it presently is.
asciilifeform: but what you ~cannot~ do is to perform an operation in ~other people's heads~.
asciilifeform: e.g., to decide not to make use of a particular key any longer.
asciilifeform: the meaningful subset of 'key revocation' consists of solely those operations which you can do ~in your head~
mircea_popescu: well, as conclusive as it gets. see the gossipd design document comment section.
a111: Logged on 2016-08-23 21:44 asciilifeform: revocation is a ~promise~, in that there is not such a thing, and never will be such a thing, as a magical lever that instantly makes a key stop working.
asciilifeform: several times, even.
asciilifeform: we definitely had the 'key revocation' thread.
Framedragger: goddamn tmsr timezones cockblocking muh sleep
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: would love to but not tonight. is big topic!
Framedragger: asciilifeform: they were already using a scheme which was supposed to protect it, but broke the spec, and implemented poorly. i don't remember but it's probably fixable without migrating to snakeoil or whatever framework
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: i don't think the discussion about say gossipd station keys vs 'main key' was necessarily finished? i realise that it ain't pretty
asciilifeform: 'i won't describe how an elephant could get to your garden, but your household is not equipped for gardening without this elephant repellent' ?
Framedragger: i don't have a super-plausible scenario. i'm saying such scenario is possible; scheme used by tox can 'minimise damage' (i realise that it's a funny word when describing 'key stolen'); it doesn't, hence that complaint on shithub.
mircea_popescu: so basically if master key annuls a key it is thereby annulled ?
asciilifeform: why you would not also type the 'master' key ?
Framedragger: i typed it into irc while sleeping.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: describe, in this hypothetical, how my station key was stolen.
Framedragger: no, wait, it's *you* who lost the key, not bob.
mircea_popescu: "this woman is not the woman i married"
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think he's thinking, basically, of divorce.
Framedragger: the idea is that your key was not stolen while attacker had root access to your box.
asciilifeform: ... or the thief
Framedragger: if scheme works as it should, you get a signed message from bob and you know it's bob who sent it to you.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: how do you intend to distinguish this situation from impostor ?
Framedragger: i do not believe in "single key" thing. there is main-key. but you can have station keys. which can't format hdd. that's slippery slope
Framedragger: so if you have your friend bob's key and bob writes you "dude key stolen wtf", you know that shit went down. but now, attacker can be 100 bobs, with 'signed messages' or whatever, telling you "no don't listen to this impersonator not-bob, you're fine"
Framedragger: it's not an algo, i was referring to a possible fix of a further bad-thing that happens when key stolen. bad-thing is: once your key stolen, attacker (in that broken tox scheme) can impersonate as *anyone* *to* you.
Framedragger: no, there is no such thing, i said it's social. but hold on:
asciilifeform: describe, for my enlightenment, the actual algo contemplated, Framedragger
Framedragger: it's not deterministic, it's not guaranteed, it's pretty crap, yes, but given the option?..
asciilifeform: has Framedragger finally discovered the ancient dream of riaa, the magical bits that tattle when copies ?
Framedragger: could just be a social thing, someone literally using your key
asciilifeform: how do you propose to mechanically determine that a key has been stolen.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: who will alert you of this ? martians ?
Framedragger: (what if it's a station key? what if you wanted to be alerted of 'key stolen!')
asciilifeform: there is only then a privkey suffering from split-brain disease.
trinque just surfing the republican vortex
mircea_popescu: trinque the hole stuff is eerily apt for the article i'm just brewing.
asciilifeform: any pretense to the contrary is fundamentally dishonest.
a111: Logged on 2017-04-28 21:25 Framedragger: ^ interesting thing re above, note, your key thief can impersonate anyone *to* you, not impersonate *as you* - the latter is contained in "thief" and is unavoidable. but the former is avoidable.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-28#1649519 << somebody with your key, in fact ~is~ you. just the same as if he had killed, skinned you, and put on your skin. ☝︎
asciilifeform: Framedragger: the first step, as the quitting drinkin' folx say, 'is to realize that you have a problem'
a111: Logged on 2016-12-11 21:24 asciilifeform: for instance, p code is required to first thing put on the stack 1) how many p-instrs are permitted 2) how many bits wide the fixints are
a111: Logged on 2017-04-28 21:14 asciilifeform: the cost of using an item that does not fit in head, is essentially the cognitive equivalent of curl liquishit | bash .
Framedragger: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-28#1649507 << at the risk of committing a slippery slope / false equivocation / something, orly? is this not unavoidable sometimes. i do realise "b-b-t muh kernel! is not a good answer ☝︎☟︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-11 21:09 asciilifeform: trinque: it is a very simple thing, think 'rpn calculator' and you almost have it.
asciilifeform: ( http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-11#1581753 << thread . ) ☝︎
Framedragger: right, right, i should have known (you had mentioned this). cool :)
asciilifeform: Framedragger: the only thing planned on top is a finite-step rpn calculator thing.
Framedragger: (re. else, later, moving self. but just a quick note re turing complete, well yes a bignumtron should not in itself be turing complete, but i wasn't sure how much additional stuff was planned on top)
trinque: I remember the church derps used to say things like "there's a god-shaped hole in everyone". The homoeroticism of that aside, does appear that there's a "metaphysical domination" shaped hole in most folks. looks like this when nobody in your land bothers to stick it in.
Framedragger: ^ interesting thing re above, note, your key thief can impersonate anyone *to* you, not impersonate *as you* - the latter is contained in "thief" and is unavoidable. but the former is avoidable. ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'what, you idiot niggers really thought that pygmies can run a country ? only yale graduates can run a country, shut up get back on yer knees'
asciilifeform: schneier won this one.
asciilifeform: and in the end, 'We acknowledge that the issue exists and will work towards fixing it. ... I will say this very clearly once again: there is an avoidable security flaw in the Tox handshake. This is not something someone made up. The effect is that if your secret key is stolen, an attacker can impersonate anyone to you. We will fix this issue, most likely by adopting Noise for handshakes.'
asciilifeform: 'You might benefit from a bit of humility before comparing your protocol to OTR and SIGMA, both of which were groundbreaking works created by experts, as opposed to a slapdash protocol...'
mircea_popescu: the martians didn't make the usg, no.
asciilifeform: 'Perhaps Tox doesn't care about this, or about many of the threat models that modern AKEs are designed to protect against, in which case, probably it's fine to continue using your homebrewed crypto. But if you actually desire some kind of high assurance security, I strongly recommend not building your own protocols and instead use something designed by an educated expert, such as Noise.' << lol , schneier never dies.
asciilifeform: the cost of using an item that does not fit in head, is essentially the cognitive equivalent of curl liquishit | bash . ☟︎
a111: Logged on 2017-04-28 20:49 Framedragger: because of openssl or because of this abstraction?
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-04-28#1649464 << gotta understand the principle : if martians landed tonight, and fixed, somehow, all of the bugs in openssl, and god signed off that there are no more -- openssl will STILL be a turd, because does not fit in head ! ☝︎
asciilifeform: by itself, that is
asciilifeform: Framedragger: how, precisely, is any bignumtron possibly turing-complete ?!
mircea_popescu: oook this bahamas thing is pretty lulzy.
Framedragger checks clock, 10pm, tilts head, office space, mk
ben_vulpes hands Framedragger the cap, nose
Framedragger: maybe 'tis my function, the forum clown :p
trinque: nor ignorant in general, but ever wanting to think the best of people, eh?
Framedragger: i just thought, asciilifeform's bignumtron is probably not even turing complete yes? if it's not, that *a big plus*
mircea_popescu: well, maybe. i'm not really able to evaluate a framework rightnao.
Framedragger: but then that whole ecosystem may need to die before there is good in the world.
mircea_popescu: (predict : i know what it will do in the future ; understand : i know what it is doing now ; recover : i separated it from what it did in the past.)
Framedragger: mircea_popescu: well, you're right, damn. looking at list of thing signal gives though, it's just clean functions for doing crypto. i dunno. i think in the case of tox, its crypto may actually map well to noise, in the sense of them being able to just use stuff that noise provides, and not reimplement same shit in broken fashion
mircea_popescu: but to return upstack : if i can't enumerate the states of my machine, i will thus therefore worry about it ending up in a state i can't predict, understand or recover. this is rational.
mircea_popescu: even more directly : every kid who ever tried maintaining a machine, be it linux, bsd, anything, knows very directly the problem with this framework thing. apt-get is guess what ? a package framework. what's its principal function on anyone's machine ? that it imports packages you a) didn't want or need and b) turned out vulnerable.
ben_vulpes: current thinking in re testing dumper is to solo mine and test but that's a not-small pile of test harness to write