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mod6: ive got
a separate vm that has 1Gb of ram and it runs for about
a 18-20 hours before it runs out of ram.
mod6: i've got
a buddy running it on an aws micro with like 600Mb and it's working, but it runs itself out of ram like 1x per hour.
mike_c: pete_dushenski: he's
a partner, not sole proprietor.
nubbins`: package and market it right, you could make
a tidy sum
nubbins`: asciilifeform: beaglebone black w/ custom-made btc-branded case, preloaded w/ software and ready to go. Slap it in
a plastic clamshell, "babby's first bitcoin node"
undata: wouldn't be bad to know the least amount of computer that could reasonably be expected to keep up with the blockchain for
a worthwhile amount of time
mike_c: b-
a has
a dice site, coinroll
mike_c: yeah. what
a money spout that thing was. i miss it.
pete_dushenski: i was thinking that someone in the wot needs to get
a dice site going and i was going to see if j-d was in need of
a new owner but it looks like it's still running?
undata: if the tutorial included bootstrap.dat maybe, and even then would take
a lifetime to catch up from there
mircea_popescu: nubbins` is the raspberry still on
a queue ? or they worked itthrough yet ?
nubbins`: two raspberry pis for the cost of
a $100 router :P
mircea_popescu: i just want
a single item containing absolutely 100% everything that is needed, with no references.
nubbins`: "The battery just died in my camera, so i am taking
a quick break"
BingoBoingo: My two favorite parts of speech to use "Fuck" as are pronoun and adverb. "Stupid fuck, stop fuckly jumping around like
a fuck."
BingoBoingo: Of course not. It's
a carnival barker's scam.
BingoBoingo: I'm telling you the better version of this scam would be an artisan laser etching booth with
a placebo joystick.
mircea_popescu: davout actually the best continuation of the laser handcarving drama would be if the guy turns out to be
a midget chinese woman that does it with her nails.
davout: semantically the french "labourer" is
a subset of "to labour"
mircea_popescu: "you know you could have had duck
a la reine for the same money ?"
davout:
a screencap of
a stock picture is OC!1 genius!
mircea_popescu: "I NEVER SAID THAT IT WAS FROM MY OWN MIND, I HAVE ALREADY SAID THAT I USED STOCK IMAGES ON SOME OF THE PIECES. that is not
a crime, i own the rights to them. 70% of your metal coins on the forum have stock image elements on them. Better start
a dozen more witch hunts."
nubbins`: my dslr will take
a minimum of 20 minutes of video at
a time
davout: nubbins`: just make
a fake expert woodcarver competitor account, you'll probably get
a whole extra load of lulz out of it
nubbins`: "I dont have
a youtube account. Well, didnt have
a youtube account. With new accounts you can only upload 10 minute videos i just found out. My DSLR camcorder records 20 minutes of video at
a time."
davout: mircea_popescu: how will it know theymos is around if doesn't hang out in
a chan where gribble also idles?
nubbins`: someone with
a twatter account ask thermos to manually restore the woodcollector scamzor thread
mircea_popescu: midnightmagic: ehh.. the testimoney of
a friend. what's that worth << sworn testimony is sworn testimony. unless the witness gets impeached, it's worth as much as an employee's testimony
assbot: Logged on 22-01-2015 20:46:00; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ... if anyone could be arsed to publish
a guide on 'how to turn commercially available router into btc full node' << the gadget i mentioned earlier, plus process, only need
a larger - 64G+ - usb drive, to make this go. but i did not publish instructions, because did not think anyone wanted this.
mircea_popescu: lobbes: I'm glad I discovered this place, man. Otherwise I would have been led off the cliff
a long time ago << yer welcome.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron: if
a tree falls in the woods, and nobody important was there to write about it, did it make
a sound? << yes. after the beep, hear the sound it made.
mircea_popescu: *: danielpbarron seriously doubts it will be on freenode in 20 years, or if there will even be
a freenode << as far as freenode is concenred, i am agreed. however, b-
a is 4ever!
cazalla: bitcoinpresscenter.org was andreas derps response after he was denied
a listing on some other bitcoin site from memory
mircea_popescu: methinks we see
a jailed & pardoned marquardt show up here to "talk business" within the year.
mircea_popescu: but seriously : so the people too dumb to participate in the actual bitcoin discussion, here, eitehr because they can't get an irc client going or because they can't gpg or whatever, because their windows doesn't come with
a "b-
a button", sit somewhere and derp.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i ask specifically because i have
a coupla derps im paying via bitpay currently.
mircea_popescu: looked
a lot like astroturf, turns out it is exactly astroturf.
mircea_popescu: "Declaration of Interest. We have investments in Paycoin (XPY) and in GAW. We invest in order to generate funds to continue running this site. We would not invest in anything we considered to be
a Ponzi or Scam. We have exercised due diligence and believe this to be
a trustworthy company and project. We also provide links to trusted 3rd party sites.
danielpbarron: wow, the topic of "cyber security" is being covered by someone named "GloZell,"
a youtuber famous for filling her bathtub with milk and cereal and swiming in it
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: To be fair his settlement bars him from Bitcoin securities for
a while
midnightmagic: ehh.. the testimoney of
a friend. what's that worth
gribble: Error: "kittenlasers" is not
a valid command.
gribble: Error: "kittenlaser" is not
a valid command.
BingoBoingo: Dude could call himself
a master laserworker to get his margins back up
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: I'm thinking you set up the normal carved while you wait booth at the mall or carnival or whatever with your laser, but you plug in
a joystick and
a trackball to make it seem like you are piloting the laser manually.
danielpbarron: "People emailed me saying she is not
a dog so i googled llama and she is
a llama, and I am keeping her because she already likes me and my house."
mircea_popescu: if bitcoin nodes would cost something like 50 bucks and 6 hours' time off
a computer-aware kid, that'd help immensely
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Sounds like enough for almost everything but respectable BTC node << actually, if anyone could be arsed to publish
a guide on "how to turn commercially available router into btc full node" i'd love him long time.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: the one guy i knew that was best at it used to be
a war photoreporter before.
mircea_popescu: it doesn't pay that much, you have to travel
a lot, and what you don't see is that most hourlong shots take like 4 or 5, because constant interruptions.
mod6: every day is
a great day! lol
mod6: now, there's
a stress-free job. go around taking photos of those girls.
fluffypony: STRML: that's because it's interpreting the \n as
a line break
STRML: mircea_popescu: working in linux mint as well, although I get
a message about an invalid armor header
Naphex: thats
a new hipster way to blow up your stuff
Naphex: mircea_popescu: was using HP Proliants for
a while, had one that the whole 8x raid array just barked, as soon as i replaced 1 hdd, the other would fail
mircea_popescu: fluffypony because he is
a 24 yo derp exactly like any 24 yo derp you could get by sending
a naked 23 yo hottie parading down the street.
fluffypony: it would take maybe
a day to move that backend over to
a Galera cluster
fluffypony: it still boggles my mind that with all the donation money he can't afford to pay
a part-time sysadmin to get them setup properly
Naphex: mircea_popescu: doubt anyone was monitoring those servers. HDD's give quite
a few warnings before blowing up. Especially in raid setups
mircea_popescu: Naphex the dcs that work with noobs generally (if well managed) do two things : only use
a few specific types, and keep
a supply on hand.
fluffypony: especially on
a day like today when Bitcointalk is down
fluffypony: the reddits were all "OMG GAVIN HAS THE PATIENCE OF
A GOD. HE IS TRULY
A SAINT."