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asciilifeform: at least it clearly wasn't laser-print!
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: who does this?!
asciilifeform: to the point of unreadability
asciilifeform: in some places, even double-struck
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i recently popped a crate with 4th ed. stroustrup. it was, to my surprise, proper lay-flat. but the pleasant surprise turned to ick when i saw that it, for no particular reason, had blue as well as black print, and a good fraction of the blue is smudged !
asciilifeform: 'Dear students! Remember that money can solve anything! Even complicated differential equations.'
asciilifeform: afaik everyone who programs, has this.
asciilifeform: schneier's book
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292666 << i have this edition. it pre-dates his public betrayal and is, afaik, uncensored (vs 1st) ☝︎
asciilifeform: for extra $$
asciilifeform: the sad part is that there is no real reason why pod couldn't offer a decent cover
asciilifeform: yes, make 3000 and it is 25c each.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the economics of webprint are not unlike those of circuit board
asciilifeform: (and, after some years, comes off the page)
asciilifeform: laserprint toner shines
asciilifeform: it is not hard to tell apart
asciilifeform: this has been a thing for some years.
asciilifeform has cases full of various items printed by fully-automated print houses with 'put ps here and money here' wwwtronic vending machine
asciilifeform: well aha, they send you params
asciilifeform: no one eats straight latex, afaik
asciilifeform: typically the machines are able to eat postscript.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: printer tells you what he eats, then you make latex shit it.
asciilifeform: this is sop.
asciilifeform: but yes, a thinking man goes and latex
asciilifeform: i mean, how else
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: my understanding is that all self-published items are typeset personally ?
asciilifeform: almost like there is some threshold that is crossed (i.e. ~all~ of the comments on an article re: recent oregon 'postal' being such that concern organized mass disarmament) and then they 'ban commentz now!?!!!'
asciilifeform: i.e. abandons the appearance of k0nsensoos
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292608 << this was, iirc, tried (abolition of comments on american fishwrap sites) a few yrs ago, but abandoned because it is too pyongyang ☝︎
asciilifeform noticed ages ago but promptly forgot
asciilifeform: l0lz
asciilifeform: as seen in 'asylum'
asciilifeform is l0ling over 'norsena corp.' in mircea_popescu's dns
asciilifeform: or both similarly garbled ?
asciilifeform: diff w/paste ?
asciilifeform: wut?!
asciilifeform: it still blows my mind that we're relying on a thing that sits on top of dns.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: resent
asciilifeform has a fat manually-typewritten stack of these 'militarizms' somewhere
asciilifeform: 'The population density of USA is 100 square people per mile.' << win.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292594 << these are mostly classics ☝︎
asciilifeform: most of these extortionists have a 'purgatory'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is sop
asciilifeform: this is also a psa/reminder that enemy may not read pgp message, but can substitute his own for yours! sign the material inside.
asciilifeform used to work for an outfit that made millions simply in ensuring that this kind of snafu did not happen, for megacorp clients
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/01B20TA.txt << here it is again. and don't forget to check sig inside.
asciilifeform: oh noez zey stole me ciphertext!
asciilifeform: ok wat is this.
asciilifeform: stockpile the (increasingly unobtainable) mobos first
asciilifeform: !up gabriel_laddel
asciilifeform: (by whom...?)
asciilifeform: new iron will have to be baked.
asciilifeform: (anything outside of my humble zimbabwe hut, that is)
asciilifeform: my own favourite pill, of stockpiling hardware, is also no kind of solution to anything.
asciilifeform: and mircea_popescu's sometimes-powerful medicine of putting on a blindfold and pretending that nothing happens outside of his wot - will not work here. ☟︎
asciilifeform: ten thousand kinds of vermin are quietly (and not so quietly) waiting for this day.
asciilifeform: amd co., the old gentle giant, is not long for this world. which leaves intel, which is a malignancy.
asciilifeform: this ~will~ have to be addressed, or kittenz and rainbowz will come to grief.
asciilifeform: it being the ONLY reason one cannot permanently nail down a kernel and pour cement over it.
asciilifeform: aaaaaand it all goes back to hardware.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292450 << somehow i can't help but picture maggots, having devoured a quantity of gangrenous tissue, proceeding to living flesh - i.e. 'gnome' and 'kde' have been poetteringed into putrescent soup, and now it is time for the kernel... ☝︎
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu you've got mailz! ☟︎
asciilifeform: how many levels of stack has the u.s. navy ?
asciilifeform: will there be an insider-threat-division in the insider-threat-division ?!
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/dodi/2015/opnav-5510-165a.pdf >> http://dpaste.com/3MPNQHF.txt >> mega-l0l!
asciilifeform: 'Konstantin Sonin, a columnist for Vedomosti, is a professor at the University of Chicago Harris School of Public Policy Studies and the Higher School of Economics in Moscow.' << so apparently they haven't purged ~all~ the vermin quite yet.
asciilifeform: http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/nato-denounces-unacceptable-russian-incursion-into-turkey/536980.html << m0ar lulz from same fishwrap.
asciilifeform: (yes it was translated ~back~ to engl. just for extra l0l tonnage)
asciilifeform: http://www.themoscowtimes.com/opinion/article/rt-is-a-mock-up-of-the-real-thing/535896.html << tr0l0l0l
asciilifeform: ergo no verify unless you're phriendz with the rater
asciilifeform: iirc mircea_popescu wrote something re: how he wants wot as a very fluid and informal animal that can't be 'optimized against' ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-10-2015#1292441 << afaik there is no hard-crypto record of the logz (beyond snippets some of us may be willing to sign) ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-10-2015#1292428 << 'that is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons' even scamz may die ☝︎
asciilifeform implodes into a cosmic singularity
asciilifeform: how is this a problem of any kind.
asciilifeform: (if you insist on enforcing order, do it cryptographically)
asciilifeform: or in what order
asciilifeform: but srsly, who the everliving fuck cares how many times a message is delivered !
asciilifeform: straight to urbit.
asciilifeform: how i loathe these 'deep thought' wankatronicists.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-10-2015#1292416 << >> 'there are two hard things: titanic nonproblem A and astonishing irrelevancy B !' ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-10-2015#1292426 << iirc hearn ordered that his nodez lie about version ☝︎
asciilifeform: right next door to E.
asciilifeform: zoolag F actually
asciilifeform: i've yet to see a fella who works for a living accused of 'insider trade'.
asciilifeform: will be waitin' long time.
asciilifeform: e.g. ulbricht
asciilifeform: wake me up when they let a preeted plebe go.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292462 << all i see here is 'don't meddle in the affairs of lizards' ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-10-2015#1292464 << insert the great gossipd thread here ! ☝︎
asciilifeform: aaah.
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
asciilifeform: the 'planet' thing, as with most american neologisms, leaves little to the imagination. it refers not to obesity even but to a qualitative jump in the progression of the disease where the afflicted begins to lose 'human form' - what a child might draw when asked to 'draw person' - and converge to... a sphere. hence 'planet.'
asciilifeform: just about nobody, outside of p.t. barnum's circus, was 'hamplanet' in 1880. not rich people, either.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-10-2015#1289392 << this is why 'fastfood-fat' is, to the trained eye, a thing; and is what i thought the term 'hamplanet' referred to, customarily. ☝︎