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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if i could find a fpga that sits down pad-for-pad, it becomes a $10 problem.
mircea_popescu: hello xdeller_ , who might ye be ?
deedbot: xdeller_ voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !!up xdeller_
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: fwiw i tracked down their factory test jig src. it was in their shithub, 'removed' in october 19
a111: Logged on 2018-06-12 19:44 cnomad: If someone popped this chip, I'd value it at _least_ 200k USD. we're talking about invasive analysis that requires equipment, weeks of non-stop work, and experience
asciilifeform: you must have asciilifeform confused with somebody else, the dc mircea_popescu is three doors down
asciilifeform: and, as mircea_popescu correctly points out, 'would like' never broke any doors.
asciilifeform: ( i have no particular reason to think it, and more or less agree with mircea_popescu re why )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: hypothetically it'd be a contest with very simple mechanical judgement of winner. but i can picture why no one might want to be the referee.
a111: Logged on 2017-10-11 20:46 mircea_popescu: !!withdraw 1 12taDFRdimNTHx1xoUkUZWj3nrE4js6LM6
a111: Logged on 2018-04-18 16:39 a111: Logged on 2018-04-12 16:30 mircea_popescu: !!pay zx2c4 1
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: perfectly good photo of d00d with pen in his arse !111
mircea_popescu: #lisp STILL FUCKING DOES NOT HAVE candi_lustt
asciilifeform: this aside, they ~are~ fuckedinthehead in the manner mircea_popescu describes. just, it would not make much diff for us to have'em, in this case.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i don't expect that the google monkeys with access to the key, will willingly spill it ( tho this cannot be ruled out. ) idea was, possibly to get the same folks who currently sweat over ipnoje etc , interested.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu does, to extent, but won't admit!11
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: the code repo contains list of meat names of good candidates to tie to a post.
asciilifeform: at any rate, nothing's finalized, if mircea_popescu is convinced that this is dumb idea, i'ma call it off
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: occasionally folks do break things. presently they're stuck 1) publishing, and it gets patched within a day by enemy 2) the enemy's bounties, paid in printolade
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu is not expected to contribute to the prize pot, if he thinks it is waste of time.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: imho it's worth a shot, dun cost me anything if nobody plays.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: rape, not fix
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu wanna referee?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: good. nao all we need is a refereee
cnomad: If someone popped this chip, I'd value it at _least_ 200k USD. we're talking about invasive analysis that requires equipment, weeks of non-stop work, and experience ☟︎
cnomad: how much are you offering for liberating a cr50? fyi, it'll be a _hard_ target
asciilifeform: if you stick around until mircea_popescu wakes up, he will elaborate.
asciilifeform: hey mircea_popescu , didja hear, apparently it's not clear
cnomad: I don;t have any _specific_ qs at the moment, but i do some IC and firmware RE. I don't even know what this channel is about before joining
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in other behavioural modifications, https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f370a2fda4c06089b490db594ffa4c9/tumblr_ob9uwyrIYI1uri6xho1_400.gif
asciilifeform: ave1: this board is potentially good candidate for mircea_popescu-style 'laptop'
asciilifeform: https://archive.li/Qq2kM << classical mircea_popescu-style laptop.
asciilifeform: ( which , i get, dun matter worth a shit for mircea_popescu's applications. )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: display can be sourced, i actually have several 'naked' display here for experiments. the bulk of the headache is the kbd , chassis, power. any way you cut it, chassis becomes a multi-kg monster 'luggable'
mircea_popescu: meanwhile somewhere else, https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0b61a17bc8de3702a7e1807d3181e7a/tumblr_inline_obpz0xusJg1rhjx1l_500.gif
mircea_popescu: and who might you be, 12th loper_os_cr50 ?
deedbot: loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
mircea_popescu: !!up loper_os_cr50
mircea_popescu: meamwhile in teh sexuate chambers, https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_man7wlGkMS1rgrl09o1_1280.jpg
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: loox like some sort of nonsense with 'smart pointers' ?
phf: mircea_popescu: that as always makes a lot of sense. i knew that the original was an area in germany, but i didn't give much further thought to the obvious modification
a111: Logged on 2018-06-12 14:42 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform, btw, do you want to see what to my eyes became epitomical "get this to compile with gcc 8.1" code ?
phf: (to clarify for logs, mp-wp patchset now, correctly, has reground mp-wp_genesis only)
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822354 << updated, but mp-wp_comments-fix also requires an updated. right now it's showing missing antecedents.. ☝︎
a111: Logged on 2014-05-02 12:35 mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj5IV23g-fE << here's the real story.
deedbot: loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: !!up loper_os_cr50
deedbot: loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: !!up loper_os_cr50
deedbot: xdeller_ voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: !!up xdeller_
asciilifeform: soo they ~did~ put oddball crypto logic in the fpga, e.g. https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/chip/g/dcrypto/dcrypto_runtime.c#40 drives it
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> anything good ? << not really, mildly entertaining watching alf NOT lose his shit talking to guy for who knows how long.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> holy shit this mgiht be the most infuriating log since we're logging. << it's up there
mod6: <+BingoBoingo> <mircea_popescu> if god wanted people dressed he'd have made them that way. << You forget the Mayogendered. Dressed in yeast << lol
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> ok, i'm skipping the rest of this swiftgeek barf, it's indigestible. << i sloged through it :D
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> this log is painful to fucking read. << indeed
asciilifeform: in disappointing noose, no soft zap -- include/tpm_vendor_cmds.h: VENDOR_CC_RESET_FACTORY = 38 cmd dunwork, result is extension_route_command: handler 22 not found , they closed the hole ( detain in https://archive.li/pEWsr )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: why do you suppose i asked for xray, lol, earlier today.
a111: Logged on 2018-06-11 22:32 asciilifeform: it'd be one thing if, say, google dev showed up and 'yes i'ma pgp to mircea_popescu the magic key', or even 'here's the schem'. but nooo, instead they come to 'explain' to us how 'tpm can be used to benefit you' .
deedbot: loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: !!up loper_os_cr50
a111: Logged on 2018-06-11 23:22 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822571 << are we talking, bipedal or quadripedal ?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> if god wanted people dressed he'd have made them that way. << You forget the Mayogendered. Dressed in yeast
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: can cut to the verdict, if you like, http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823215 . ☝︎
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> asciilifeform, unless you're looking for confused teeny cunt, you never miss much by missing the congregations of confused teeny cunt. << And for that alf needs to do Uruguay delivery runs during the summer.
asciilifeform: loper_os_cr50: lemme guess, clicked on link by accident ?
deedbot: loper_os_cr50 voiced for 30 minutes.
asciilifeform: !!up loper_os_cr50
a111: Logged on 2016-01-19 21:55 ascii_butugychag: the whole point of engineering is to cut apart the happenstance-linked crud from what you actually want.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> i need a unicode for the new york jew handwave. << Gaza http://qntra.net/2018/06/israeli-knesset-quietly-disqualifies-equality-bill-maintain-the-jewish-majority-even-if-it-violates-rights/
a111: Logged on 2018-06-11 23:43 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822645 << this is retarded.
asciilifeform: http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/mb_top.jpg << in far upper right.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: we're talking about different chips
asciilifeform: WIRELESS_GPIO_WLAN_POWER in vendor's turd.
asciilifeform: aside from that, this is almost the perfect mircea_popescu lappy in this one respect : the 802.11 card is on own little dildo corner of pcb, you could prolly remove it with a saw.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: yep. but see the caveat in $thread.
asciilifeform: https://chromium.googlesource.com/chromiumos/platform/ec/+/master/chip/g/hw_regdefs.h << register list ( warning: coupla MB ! )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this is a pestilentially-common product; arm co licenses the .verilog
a111: Logged on 2018-06-12 00:06 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822702 << being worked on, but so far seems alf is actually exactly right, whitelabel arm cortex.
asciilifeform: ( btw when it's Trooly Cured i'ma put it up for auction, mircea_popescu-style )
a111: Logged on 2018-06-12 00:12 mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822727 << idem.
oda: mircea_popescu: I got it working with the paste site in the deedbot help site. Also that tiuxo site is my site. Cloudflare filtering might have denied deedbot, I filter out China / Russia / Korea and a few useragent strings I was getting a lot of weird traffic from
a111: Logged on 2016-02-24 04:23 mircea_popescu: omfg alf sees the world like a bee-dog : in black and white and all pixelated.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'm picturing the archaetypical baba yaga scoop
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sounds versatile
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo ( and other awake folx ) , plz to point future 'fact checker' i_came_from_reddit folx, to http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822821 + http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1822990 etc, if i'm off in meatland ☝︎☝︎
a111: Logged on 2016-12-16 14:31 mircea_popescu: japan got buldozed chiefly because of the utterly immoral attitude of thinking people at the time.
asciilifeform: it'd be one thing if, say, google dev showed up and 'yes i'ma pgp to mircea_popescu the magic key', or even 'here's the schem'. but nooo, instead they come to 'explain' to us how 'tpm can be used to benefit you' . ☟︎
a111: Logged on 2018-06-11 21:24 hl`: that's actually a fair point too. as implemented in e.g. PCs nowadays, even putting the closed firmware issues aside, the way they are integrated is _not_ secure. they're just connected using open pins to the CPU, you could easily replay everything
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-06-11#1823179 << phunphakt, asciilifeform ( in ascii_butugychag period ) was a slave in precisely that bit of idiocy, sat in the peanut gallery at the derp committee, etc ☝︎
hl`: that's actually a fair point too. as implemented in e.g. PCs nowadays, even putting the closed firmware issues aside, the way they are integrated is _not_ secure. they're just connected using open pins to the CPU, you could easily replay everything ☟︎
a111: Logged on 2015-08-12 17:41 ascii_field: (see also, for similar lulz, 'whitebox cryptography')
hl`: (especially since they have a bloody _firmware update_ capacity. !)
hl`: no, TPMs _can_ be used to secure your own stuff if _you_ control them
asciilifeform: a chinese shop could, for instance, mount the http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa_dbg.jpg ( 'google servo' ) connector, on to the vacant pads. BUT this does not give me anything that i do not already have via the 'suzyq'.
a111: Logged on 2018-06-08 17:15 asciilifeform: i was able to flash in the https://gsdview.appspot.com/chromeos-localmirror/distfiles/cr50.r0.0.10.w0.3.4.tbz2 image ; it supports a few moar commands, including 'rma open' returned-to-factory unlocker thing. but result was , unsurprisingly, 'with notes from hitler only' : http://www.loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/c101pa_unlock_nodice.txt
asciilifeform: swiftgeek: here, btw, is the factory boot rom (crippled coreboot) from that winbond : http://loper-os.org/pub/c101pa/factory_rom.bin
swiftgeek: this one https://insight.rpxcorp.com/litigation_documents/12326879