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a111: Logged on 2017-08-31 05:15 ben_vulpes: "oh dear, i really need some help here.
this javascript app is so completely asynchronous
that i can't hold it all in my head at
the same
time." "didja design it
to fit in your head?" "no, i didn't really have
time for
that." "didja...write
tests for it?" "no, definitely didn't have
time for
that" "well, it looks like you're going
to have
to find
the
time
to painfully debug it by hand without any of
the
PeterL: this is something I needed for work, and
tada, web search came up with nice open access article, I was amazed
☟︎☟︎ a111: Logged on 2017-08-31 03:36 mircea_popescu: asciilifeform
the WHOLE POINT is
to get future science
to hyperlink old articles.
PeterL: ah,
thanks for
the voice
BingoBoingo: I'm very uncertain. It's easy
to know pantsuit eats
their own. I lack a refined oracle atm for which demographic pantsuit eats next.
BingoBoingo: Sure, not worth forcasting
that in detail, but it is useful
to have an idea where floods first.
BingoBoingo: Which means it may show aggression beyond its station and
try bullying bigger commercial vessels out of
their lanes
to its loss and actual people's inconvenience.
mircea_popescu: i measure
the whore's performance not her internal states.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I doubt it's a folding
to Republican ideology so much as "Remember how popular Black Lives Matter was electorally..."
BingoBoingo: <ben_vulpes> BingoBoingo: actually now
that you mention it, i hopped on a scale for lulz recently and realized
that i should really stop calibrating my intake against hers << Smoking cessation invokes a similar realization when
the implication of one's resting heartrate falling
to a human value from a near avian value on basal metabolism hits
a111: Logged on 2017-08-31 05:04 ben_vulpes: you can
tell it's artisinal asymmetric warfare gear by
the vintage yellow dots on
the manual
ben_vulpes: ("imagine, if
they only paid software coolies for software
that works" [tm] [r] [asciilifeform])
☟︎ ben_vulpes: tooling i
told you
to write
three months ago."
ben_vulpes: "oh dear, i really need some help here.
this javascript app is so completely asynchronous
that i can't hold it all in my head at
the same
time." "didja design it
to fit in your head?" "no, i didn't really have
time for
that." "didja...write
tests for it?" "no, definitely didn't have
time for
that" "well, it looks like you're going
to have
to find
the
time
to painfully debug it by hand without any of
the
☟︎ ben_vulpes: even he almost gets it, "oh yeah,
they just poured
the whole sugar bag of syntax in. javascript has python, c#, you name it."
ben_vulpes: i
tell you, listening
to
the young feller who shares
the
toxic
trainstation orifice with me prattle on about
the majesty of es6
takes what wind is left in
the sails of
trying
to fix a young man's mind clean
to /dev/null
ben_vulpes: a headline
that won't make
the cut
this evening: "<something> Javascript: It can work"
ben_vulpes: you can
tell it's artisinal asymmetric warfare gear by
the vintage yellow dots on
the manual
☟︎ ben_vulpes: girl wanted
to show me
things, but was reading circuit diagrams, "woman, i am reading schematics for a communist killing machine. whatever you have can wait"
ben_vulpes: package was robust enough
to survive
this operation!
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: actually now
that you mention it, i hopped on a scale for lulz recently and realized
that i should really stop calibrating my intake against hers
a111: Logged on 2017-08-31 04:18 ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: package arrived,
ty
ben_vulpes: "2 and 3" means 2nd and
third, "for
this much suffering we should fucking get
twins"
ben_vulpes: pff i go
to
take my girl for gelato and romp my child with his grandparents and y'all create epic logs
mircea_popescu: tho maybe he wants
to usew you know, his own name. Bryan Bishop's Actual Science Report.
BingoBoingo: <kanzure> mircea_popescu:
the
trick is convincing everyone
to give me
their science each day. most people just say "nah you'd die from information overload" but
they haven't
tried. << Have you
tried building an obelisk for your science. I hear it works wonders.
BingoBoingo: * asciilifeform was about
to ask 'she ain't named
tanja lange...?' lol << LOLOLOLOLOL
BingoBoingo: <gabriel_laddel_p> do
they? << Yes, unless you want
to be gimped for life. It's a permanent hit
to your hitpoints
mircea_popescu: that's whart a fucking library is for in
the first place.
mircea_popescu: arxive is jwz
through and
through. most all of it is crap.
mircea_popescu: maybe he's nuts enough
to actually act autonomously, who knows.
mircea_popescu: which should answer #hpluswhatwas it's curiosity. i can coerce, because people can't live with
themselves if
they don't do as i say. a lesson some learn on own skin and some intuit naturally.
mircea_popescu: ALL
this
takes is
to have a basis. it'll acrete once
that is large enough.
mircea_popescu: "i want my computer
to lisp because i want
to inspect
the
trees and i
think science should be in acrylate slices, like
the fucking horses"
mircea_popescu: not so idiots could "oh noes,
typography, like in a book"
mircea_popescu: it's why we even made
the fucking net in
the first fucking place motherfuckers.
mircea_popescu: for
the inept "typographic" qualities you gain with dejavu and it's shittier monkistan degradations, you LOSE OUT!!! on
the only important
thing.
the only
thing
that fucking matters.
the hyperlinking.
mircea_popescu: this is 100
times more valuable
than "oh noes, i drew out my product symbol hurr"
kanzure: mircea_popescu:
the
trick is convincing everyone
to give me
their science each day. most people just say "nah you'd die from information overload" but
they haven't
tried.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform
the WHOLE POINT is
to get future science
to hyperlink old articles.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: kanzure you could probably RETYPE, by your own hand, all
the science worth existing being produced each day
thrice over.
kanzure: i called you an idiot and you gave me money.
the non-registration goes both ways.
mircea_popescu: omfg my derrogatories don't even register with
this guy.
kanzure: anyway, i agree
that
the data is in
terrible format, should be fixed before dumping 50
TB of crap on everyone
kanzure: i haven't checked if
that's
the case.
kanzure: do you feel bad knowing
that it's for vampire fanfic? is
that something you really want
to know?
mircea_popescu: html of
text plus img WHEN NEEDED.
that's what science is.
gabriel_laddel_p: off for a few days
to heal, work & catch up on logs. nice chatting.
mircea_popescu: im not aware
the shitpiles are allowed in here. but perhaps.
gabriel_laddel_p: mircea_popescu: criuise ships don't really check ID + bribes exist. I can probably
take a one way cruise, hop off & become someone else if I felt like putting in
the effort/
a111: Logged on 2017-08-31 02:28 asciilifeform: i had nfi it were possible
to be 'banned from berkeley' - what is
this, 1500s germany?
gabriel_laddel_p: mircea_popescu: inside research lab. at night. with no ID
to be in
there.
mircea_popescu: has
to be federal, which wouldn't be for "trespassing" ie i got drunk at a party.
mircea_popescu: afaik unless felon, can get passport.
talk
to a mexican lawyer.
gabriel_laddel_p: mircea_popescu: I'm not a felon.
trespassing & petty
theft + ignored warrants for years.
kanzure: yes but
the scihub person isn't do
that :(
mircea_popescu: throw up MOST of
the papers, establish a level
they have
to meet, be
the king of angloscience.
mircea_popescu: AND
the fact of
the matter is
that
the whole "scientific community" is a bunch of desperate
teenaged cunts. all
they need is a
trump
to pussygrab
them, and
they're cheering for his appearnce.
gabriel_laddel_p: mircea_popescu: fwiw, can't wait for
the 5-10 years or w/e
to come meet irl at some point.
mircea_popescu: kanzure
the crap i mean, actual bad "research" papers.