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asciilifeform: l0l!
asciilifeform: mega-unsurprise2.
asciilifeform: isn't she supposed to be a greek goddess in that pic?
asciilifeform: mega-unsurprise
asciilifeform: they had... faces.
asciilifeform: punkman: aha! they still had actual chix in quantity, to photograph, vs today's plastic meatrobots.
asciilifeform: ah.
asciilifeform: transparent?
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-02-2016#1416395 << what's a cuntskirt ? ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-02-2016#1416437 << hottest pr0nz ever posted here imho! ☝︎
asciilifeform: depends.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-02-2016#1416416 << congrats phf !! ☝︎
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: whatever you have in mind, almost certainly can be done without luciferin...
asciilifeform: http://www.shoup.net/papers/cca-fac.pdf << claims to be a nyooer, better!!111 cramer-shoup.
asciilifeform: woah havel0l still exists?!
asciilifeform: astonishing
asciilifeform: ah
asciilifeform: which it
asciilifeform: wai wut?!
asciilifeform: minzieee: and who might you be ?
asciilifeform: this is elementarily obvious.
asciilifeform: !up minzieee
asciilifeform: MANDATE CANONICAL LIST of these.
asciilifeform: whether by scanning for a particular bus id and then querying, or whatever
asciilifeform: EVERY device driver routine, without exception, has some means for determining whether said device is physically present.
asciilifeform: phf: let's lay it out, for the n00bz and the not-so-alert-readerz
asciilifeform: because there is no fucking reason for it not to be sop.
asciilifeform: it needs to be sop per-install and automatic.
asciilifeform: nor the magic development mode flags.
asciilifeform: nor the slowdown
asciilifeform: i don't need the granularity
asciilifeform: phf: gcov is pointedly ~not~ what i want
asciilifeform: i have a similar, handmade instrument here, for years, and know other folks who also.
asciilifeform: the idea is, of course, ancient.
asciilifeform: you program it to emulate a usb widget that has exploitable driver in the victim's os.
asciilifeform: it's just a box with microcontroller and two usb ends, one for victim, one for operator
asciilifeform: ^ commercial tool for exploiting the 'billion buggy device drivers' idiocy
asciilifeform: !s facedancer
asciilifeform: it is not difficult to do runtime coverage. every routine starts by setting a flag. ones who never set their flag, get listed as dead code.
asciilifeform: my point was that there is no actual practical reason why a kernel ought to contain so much as one instruction pertaining to devices that i don't have and will never have on my box.
asciilifeform: nah somebody accidentally tripped over a cosmic ray in the bath
asciilifeform: stopped reading at 'The kernel needs to have been built with the Keyring service enabled'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=03-04-2015#1086937 << mega-thread ☝︎
asciilifeform: l0l!
asciilifeform: (by weight)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ftr, about 1/2 of a stripped trb binary is openssl crud that is never called.
asciilifeform: actually gcc is pretty terrible at deadcode snip
asciilifeform: even though it would be absolutely trivial.
asciilifeform: trinque: ever find it interesting that the kernel has no mechanism for telling you what code ~is actually used~ ?
asciilifeform: trinque: and when mircea_popescu tells you that it won't see his cdrom drive ?
asciilifeform: no shit
asciilifeform: and there is really nothing complicated about the idea of a framebuffer.
asciilifeform: i don't even go in for hair shirts
asciilifeform: and a standard, immutable, guaranteed set of devices, which do not try anything 'clever' and cannot communicate with one another except in ways defined by os.
asciilifeform: i want ONE PER DEVICE
asciilifeform: I DON'T WANT 10,000,001 DEVICE DRIVERS.
asciilifeform: phf: the kernel as we all presently have it is the very opposite of sane.
asciilifeform: but general-purpose dev machine
asciilifeform: trinque: the conversation here is not about headless servers
asciilifeform: trinque: we still have nfi what happened to the gentoo mircea_popescu tried
asciilifeform: (they are few, and getting fewer, unsurprisingly)
asciilifeform: and i had to hunt for ~3 months to get a working example of the x60, also
asciilifeform: even supposedly well-documented and 'linuxbiosable' items like the x60 apparently come in undocumented variations that barf
asciilifeform: that is, there is nothing whatsoever that i can rely on other people having, hardware-wise, that can be guaranteed to work
asciilifeform: every time i come near the temptation to try to produce a 'tmsr linux' affair, i get my face rubbed into the fact that there is no hardware.
asciilifeform: not iirc ?
asciilifeform: (by the 'libreboot' folks)
asciilifeform: phf: it was pitched as somehow decrufted
asciilifeform: somehow.
asciilifeform: 'but hey it worked for rms'
asciilifeform: lulzily, i recently tried 'trisquel linux' distro on a thinkpad x60, as mentioned, e.g., here, https://libreboot.org/docs/gnulinux/grub_boot_installer.html - it croaks on boot during acpi init.
asciilifeform: much.
asciilifeform: aha!
asciilifeform: afaik it was originally a ru thing
asciilifeform: much plantation, but conspicuously absent is the massa's house.
asciilifeform pictures mircea_popescu posting from inside the ring of world championship chessbox match
asciilifeform: the 2nd half is perhaps take on 'rambo'
asciilifeform: and doubtless mircea_popescu knows that they aren't spending tax receipts, but printolade.
asciilifeform: 'mr engineer? we heard that you're not paying your whole salary for rent yet ? here, have some diverse neighbours'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is how they double the rents.
asciilifeform: d into houses owned by the city housing authority in prosperous county communities; 110 more will soon move to houses in strong city neighborhoods.'
asciilifeform: 'There are two main components to Baltimore’s “mobility” campaign, which aims to relocate public housing residents to better neighborhoods. Nearly 3,100 participating families, headed almost entirely by single black mothers, have relocated with special subsidies that are designed for high suburban rents; about 1,300 other families will join them over the next three years. Nearly 50 families, including Hill’s, have move
asciilifeform: http://www.amren.com/news/2015/12/housing-policies-still-pin-poor-in-baltimore-but-some-escape-to-suburbs << lulzy, linked from somewhere in there
asciilifeform: http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=3842 << this one answers an old puzzle in my head...
asciilifeform: somehow i can't picture him enjoying the new federalized police any more than the old local.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-02-2016#1416208 << i have no idea whether lafond intentionally plays propagandist for the new gendarmerie. but there it is. ☝︎
asciilifeform: ah ~that~ bag.
asciilifeform: but not a bag thereof ? hm.
asciilifeform: a hobo's bag ?
asciilifeform: ferfuxxsake wtf is hobag
asciilifeform: wtf is gobag
asciilifeform: i thought you get 2 worms per.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: 'aim at Bridges' --> aimed
asciilifeform: '"The All Writs Act also requires that the govt prove to the Court that the 3rd party's efforts are *required* -- i.e., that the govt has *exhausted* all other means to achieve the desired result. In particular, that *all* departments of the govt have been consulted, and *none* of them has the required capabilities.'
asciilifeform: https://cryptome.org/2016/02/can-spies-break-apple-crypto.htm
asciilifeform: in other lulz,
asciilifeform: hm.
asciilifeform: why would a pool even be ddosable. i thought they all used usgflare or whatnot. ☟︎
asciilifeform: that's where sane folks look for them, at any rate.
asciilifeform: knobs belong in a knobs.h always.