asciilifeform: sure, if party is next door.

asciilifeform: no high gear

asciilifeform: i dun think you can drive those on the highway

asciilifeform: towing a wood chipper or two.

asciilifeform: show up in a tower crane

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: what kind of lunatic cares what commute people think of their machine ?

asciilifeform: (by showing up at social gatherings with a 'fatter' car)

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: where i live, car leases are typically used by 'poorfag' to pretend to be richer

asciilifeform: if you ~actually use the thing~ you pay penalty, through the nose.

asciilifeform: pete_dushenski: car lease in usa is a mega-scam. they cap the mileage.

asciilifeform: good luck finding a box with working lpt tho.

asciilifeform: gernika: shouldn't be hard to reverse

asciilifeform: gernika: neato

asciilifeform: a set of tyres perhaps.

asciilifeform: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/03/florida-sheriff-pledges-to-arrest-ceo-tim-cook-if-apple-resisted-cooperation << vintage (few wks) related l0l.

asciilifeform: l0l!!

asciilifeform: l0l

asciilifeform: sprechen, motherfuckerz, ze inglisch.

asciilifeform: ^

asciilifeform: hm.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: how do you say juninca << тёлка ?

asciilifeform: then again i also think uncle al wrote reasonably.

asciilifeform: am i the only one to whom trilema was never a 'language speculum' ? mircea_popescu writes entirely reasonably.

asciilifeform: l0l!

asciilifeform: i was trying to make sense of 'As of the today, the minimum value of the assets in my possession is ~755 BTC, while the maximum total amount for the liabilities, should all claims be certified, is ~981 BTC.'

asciilifeform: waiwut

asciilifeform: davout: where are the missing 200 ?

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: plenty! they used md5.

asciilifeform: aha.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu makes an interesting point, the item for sale is not bbet, but its possibly-necromanceable corpse

asciilifeform: hitler has 'my' things, aha.

asciilifeform: i can see this angle.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: sure. but on this imperfect notion rests the possibility of having a town, or anything really that you can't carry up your arse while drawing a bowstring

asciilifeform: re: gate:

asciilifeform: hence the bid

asciilifeform: i don't see the 'turned entirely to shit' angle

asciilifeform: how's that

asciilifeform: even in the old days, a traitor who sold the coordinates to fleet, or the opening of a city gate, etc. understood that it was not 'mere item'

asciilifeform: 'how much for the private key'

asciilifeform: crypto smudges the border between 'mere item' and love, loyalty

asciilifeform: i feel like i'm watching a movie through a door lock, can't quite make out what is what

asciilifeform: which 'used condoms' ? what 'greasespot' ? what needs to be killed, with whose hands ?

asciilifeform: i might be lacking the ropes on which this explanation hangs

asciilifeform: elaborate?

asciilifeform: well if 'liquidates'

asciilifeform: how about the 'how much must satan pay to buy your love' thread ?

asciilifeform: to be turned into a volkischer beobachter.

asciilifeform: how about trilema ?

asciilifeform: for sufficient tonnes of au, say

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: would you sell mpex to hitler ?

asciilifeform grudgingly agrees

asciilifeform: just thinking, hitler could buy it simply to abuse.

asciilifeform: (as i understand, it gets sold with empty tank)

asciilifeform: whatever folks end up betting on day n+1 ?

asciilifeform: (walking with coin)

asciilifeform: what's to keep hitler from bidding 9.0001 and walking ?

asciilifeform: incidentall i don't recall, davout , didja specify that only wot folks can bid ?

asciilifeform: and i've been running a (cut-down) wp thing since '07.

asciilifeform: i've never even heard of 'jetpack' before now.

asciilifeform: http://www.myabandonware.com/game/cavewars-2ca

asciilifeform: mega-game.

asciilifeform: msdos game.

asciilifeform: 3rd rather

asciilifeform: 2nd link

asciilifeform: ;;google cave wars

asciilifeform: who played 'cave wars' ?

asciilifeform puts on list

asciilifeform implodes, covetously

asciilifeform: ah neato.

asciilifeform: nasal, scrotal...

asciilifeform: ^l0l!

asciilifeform: i vaguely recall this.

asciilifeform: on dirigible.

asciilifeform: eaten straight from the cellar, sure

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: see l0g

asciilifeform: how? formaldehyde ??1

asciilifeform queasy just from thinking about it

asciilifeform: how does that work

asciilifeform: likely davout has never seen, heard of, or even contemplated such a thing

asciilifeform: davout: no, i mean a specific atrocity, petro-garbage that is sold as 'cheese' in usa, NEVER refrigerated

asciilifeform: https://wordpress.org/plugins/jetpack << it ??

asciilifeform: which plugin?

asciilifeform: np davout

asciilifeform: ^^^ davout ^^^ wake up !

asciilifeform: i can't be arsed to figure out which.

asciilifeform: e.g., css, js

asciilifeform: i bet one of the innumerable items linked from external (google & shitpress) boxes got 0wn3d

asciilifeform: l0l!11

asciilifeform: didja know, the string 405145 now means embed_spam_video() !111

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu ^^^^ yer l00000vely in-band signalling at wurk !!11111

asciilifeform mind boggles

asciilifeform: or shitpress, etc

asciilifeform: why is davout hosting in googlecrapolade anyway.

asciilifeform: forfuckssake.

asciilifeform: <p> BTC on davout&#8217;s BBET auction.</p>

asciilifeform: <div class="embed-vimeo" style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="https://player.vimeo.com/video/9" width="625" height="352" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe></div>

asciilifeform: e.g., I bid </p>

asciilifeform: davout's box 0wn3d ?

asciilifeform: wtf

asciilifeform: http://archive.is/0G2Ue << snapshot with spamola