asciilifeform: https://theintercept.com/2016/04/28/supreme-court-gives-fbi-more-hacking-power << lelzy re earlier link

asciilifeform: 'wash hands, die of cholera anyway'

asciilifeform: ulbricht, in all fairness, did not sign

asciilifeform: ah yes.

asciilifeform: if mircea_popescu is thinking of 'plea bargain' thing, it typically happens in front of a traditional judge

asciilifeform: from cm to m.

asciilifeform: nothing but the diameter of the broomstick

asciilifeform: l0l possibly in 1950

asciilifeform: but pretty much unlimited jurisdiction, formally.

asciilifeform: not only moved

asciilifeform: can't recall any such thing in living memory

asciilifeform: but plain old decree

asciilifeform: afaik this was NOT EVEN A CASE RULING

asciilifeform: lation of 18 U.S.C. § 1030(a)(5), the media are protected computers that have been damaged without authorization and are located in five or more districts.'

asciilifeform: 'a magistrate judge with authority in any district where activities related to a crime may have occurred has authority to issue a warrant to use remote access to search electronic storage media and to seize or copy electronically stored information located within or outside that district if: (A) the district where the media or information is located has been concealed through technological means; or (B) in an investigation of a vio

asciilifeform: most interestingly,

asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo https://cryptome.org/2016/04/scotus-frcr16_8mad.pdf >>><<< http://dpaste.com/1106D92.txt << quite qntraworthy imho.

asciilifeform: and their key is a random turd.

asciilifeform: http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/3D8ED807B602CD59210E8D35C10115A521F5A73F2026A8358E7BD49D358F14B2 >> lulzy >> http://www.servalproject.org << mesh net project, supposedly

asciilifeform: (new ones are still being pumped in from the old sks parse. about 200k left iirc)

asciilifeform: notice, 'waiting for test' is now ~1000

asciilifeform: cron worx.

asciilifeform: in other nyooz 2nd werker shot.

asciilifeform: neh but for this specific reason.

asciilifeform: long before modern steel, but same pattern.

asciilifeform: 1700s

asciilifeform: it is originally english !

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it did not take necessarily a witte to notice where ru was headed if it did not industrialize (to same place as cn of the time)

asciilifeform: added!

asciilifeform: aha!

asciilifeform: can put yer name in the userstring, become phamous!111111

asciilifeform: so i dun have to.

asciilifeform: soooooo who wants to prepare the eightball

asciilifeform: $up gabriel_laddel

asciilifeform will need to massage this later.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is, isnnit.

asciilifeform: good luck to ben_vulpes

asciilifeform: ah

asciilifeform: and i think it's herr doktor bernstein

asciilifeform: http://trilema.com/2016/the-phuctoring/#comment-117158

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 205

asciilifeform: everybody.

asciilifeform: (enjurl!)

asciilifeform: enjoy

asciilifeform: ty mircea_popescu .

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: how come

asciilifeform: ty ben_vulpes

asciilifeform: 'all systems go.'

asciilifeform: it isn't going anywhere.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: safe to link to now, etc.

asciilifeform: i prolly oughta get rid of the retest button, it is meaningless.

asciilifeform: (see logz)

asciilifeform: now we just need 'eightball'

asciilifeform: i'ma add the werker as hourly cron.

asciilifeform: now everybody have phun.

asciilifeform: updated displayer

asciilifeform: still jizzing, give it a few min

asciilifeform: splattering out...

asciilifeform: firing.

asciilifeform: 3... 2... 1...

asciilifeform: no more than 20 min prolly.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: wait till it blowz!

asciilifeform: in other nyooz, countdown to phuctoringz!

asciilifeform: ;;later tell trinque can haz phuctor rss hookup in deedbot plox ?

asciilifeform: in actual pots

asciilifeform: prolly the most recent leader to boil derps

asciilifeform: chiang kai-shek.

asciilifeform: or hm

asciilifeform: more of a sun yatsen

asciilifeform: it was fundamentally the right idea but implemented with inconceivable degree of braindamage - and - at least in the last few yrs - by the Professionally Sad

asciilifeform: sorta why i followed the project for as long as i did

asciilifeform: (urbit!)

asciilifeform: the funny part is that there is already a comical nazi version of this

asciilifeform: but the other is the 'obfuscated' thing

asciilifeform: in fact, same one i originally tried for, and was quite disappointed in bitcoin not being

asciilifeform: one is that it is a generalization of bitcoin

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu's scheme orthogonalizes into several separate axis

asciilifeform: (chain forklets)

asciilifeform: and this is sorta what happens in a bitcoinatron

asciilifeform: sure

asciilifeform: with sufficient % of sybil, enemy can reconstruct history

asciilifeform: other observation is that extant hardware is very poorly suited to self-destruct (as in permanently losing bits on demand)

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this then reduces to 'tamper-proof box'

asciilifeform: and if he does this for n of m, whatever the magic n, you've been undetectably owned

asciilifeform: enemy can simply record the bits passively from a captured node, unless the thing is a ~physical~ fort

asciilifeform: gotta define 'subvert'

asciilifeform: elaborate plox

asciilifeform: rather than n-of-m net.

asciilifeform: namely, that proggy runs on ~singular box~

asciilifeform: now, none of said schemes work, but they are all built with braindamaged assumption

asciilifeform: the lulzy bit is that it is currently my day job, to test schemes for this.

asciilifeform: then it is called 'indistinguishable obfuscation'

asciilifeform: this is trivial until you also want the enemy to not be able to infer which token means, e.g., '+' in reasonable effort

asciilifeform: as i understand, this is the ancient dream of 'run program nowhere at all but everywhere'

asciilifeform: we sorta have this re bitcoin.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://offsystem.sourceforge.net << their ancient www

asciilifeform: also pertinent

asciilifeform: there was another project, which did go somewhere a bit, called 'owner free file system'

asciilifeform: but that was precisely what i wanted, yes

asciilifeform: (which went nowhere)