asciilifeform: the pigfucker reads the logz, yes.

asciilifeform: i can hardly wait for the hanno boeck post.

asciilifeform: ... debian? ( though if i had to guess, i'd guess these were nailed by something else )

asciilifeform: audiowhateverthefuck,

asciilifeform: hp/comware, yokto, mikrotik, ...

asciilifeform: sooo mircea_popescu , how many 'dominations of the vertical and the horizontal' did we just spoodge into the faces of here ?

asciilifeform brb.

asciilifeform: NOW remember folks, this NEVERHAPPPPPPPENEED!1111

asciilifeform: 'AudioCodes' international headquarters and R&D facilities are located in Israel, with branch offices in United States, France, Germany, The Netherlands, Italy, UK, China, India, Japan, Korea, Singapore, Argentina, Brazil, and Mexico.'

asciilifeform: 'AudioCodes designs, develops and sells advanced VoIP and data networking products and communications applications for service providers and enterprises.'

asciilifeform: what's 'audiocodes' ..?

asciilifeform: ^1st hit.

asciilifeform: ;;google rosssh

asciilifeform: e.g.,

asciilifeform: 'rosssh' is well-known lulcow,

asciilifeform: huawei needs no introduction.

asciilifeform: ^ https://www.yoctoproject.org/about ^

asciilifeform: 'As an open source project, the Yocto Project operates with a hierarchical governance structure based on meritocracy and managed by its chief architect, Richard Purdie, a Linux Foundation fellow. This enables the project to remain independent of any one of its member organizations, who participate in various ways and provide resources to the project.' ☟︎

asciilifeform: now what's dopra: ☟︎

asciilifeform: competes, apparently, with cisco et al.

asciilifeform falls down.

asciilifeform: ahahahahahahahaha

asciilifeform: 'Comware is an industry-leading provider of network security solutions including products, professional services, and implementation. Our elite team of experts ....'

asciilifeform: ( sort phuked | uniq -c | sort -r for the curious )

asciilifeform: left column is count.

asciilifeform: 1 SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_3.8.1p1 Debian-8.sarge.4

asciilifeform: 1 SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_6.0p1 Debian-4+deb7u2

asciilifeform: 1 SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_6.0p1 Debian-4+deb7u3

asciilifeform: 2 SSH-2.0-ROSSSH

asciilifeform: 3 SSH-1.99-Comware-5.20

asciilifeform: 3 SSH-2.0-AudioCodes

asciilifeform: 5 SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_5.2

asciilifeform: 6 SSH-1.99-HUAWEI-1.5

asciilifeform: 7 SSH-1.99-DOPRA-1.5

asciilifeform: NOW, for the record:

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: phuctor is as it is so that i could do this, since day1

asciilifeform: http://wotpaste.cascadianhacker.com/pastes/938a88c7-7884-414b-b01b-42ce13b53419 << they who answered.

asciilifeform: ^ sends sigkill to idiot netcat after 3s

asciilifeform: for ip in `curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/phuctored | grep "ssh-rsa key from" |cut -d' ' -f23`; do timeout -k 0m 3s nc $ip 22 ; done

asciilifeform: ok, now we're cooking :

asciilifeform: the '-w 5' does NOTHING

asciilifeform: and why

asciilifeform: who writes like this.

asciilifeform: speaking of which, holy FUCK is the 'netcat simply IGNORES timeout' thing frustrating

asciilifeform: (is it from first fight in kindergarten ?)

asciilifeform: the 'entomological pieces' are of interest re how it begins

asciilifeform: by the time you can tell 'luser' from a hallway's length away, fella prolly has 20 years of radiation damage .

asciilifeform: quite possibly

asciilifeform: losing is also cumulative.

asciilifeform: well, the 'female logic' is in penning a 'why my life sucked' screed to begin with, neh ?

asciilifeform: etc.

asciilifeform: kasparov can wipe the floor with a room full of handicap players.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu would quite likely still be mircea_popescu if he were shorter by a cubit.

asciilifeform: maresyev was an ace, with, and without, legs.

asciilifeform: (how many chicks will even consider a bloke shorter than self)

asciilifeform: it sure as fuck impacts.

asciilifeform: my observation was re 'does not per se negatively impact'.

asciilifeform: dunno, ask all the other flyers who got shorter by a set of legs, why they did not become aces.

asciilifeform: maresyev was not, imho, typical flyer. nor mircea_popescu's capo - typical shorty.

asciilifeform: so then.

asciilifeform: pelevin had a riot of a b00k, where there was a 'maresyev school of jet pilotage', where they procrust yer legz first thing

asciilifeform: and scorin'

asciilifeform: kept flyin'

asciilifeform: lost his legs.

asciilifeform: ru ww2 flyer ace.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: do you know who alexey maresyev was ?

asciilifeform: in what sense he was best

asciilifeform: what means 'best caporegime i ever had'

asciilifeform: waiwat

asciilifeform: how'dya verify this.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: now i gotta ask, how ??

asciilifeform: SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_6.0p1 Debian-4+deb7u3 << lel

asciilifeform: others are invited to replicate.

asciilifeform: the timeout thing dun seem to work on my netcat, so this is a painfully slow experiment

asciilifeform: 'SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_5.2' , 'SSH-1.99-DOPRA-1.5' << seem to be tied for 3rd plc.

asciilifeform: ^ runner up ^

asciilifeform: SSH-1.99-HUAWEI-1.5

asciilifeform: and

asciilifeform: ^ the champ ^

asciilifeform: SSH-1.99-Comware-5.20

asciilifeform: e.g.,

asciilifeform: you get the greets

asciilifeform: for ip in `curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/phuctored | grep "ssh-rsa key from" | cut -d' ' -f23`; do nc -w 5 $ip 22 ; done ☟︎

asciilifeform: but, more interestingly:

asciilifeform: ^ displays all ssh pops;

asciilifeform: meanwhile: curl -s http://phuctor.nosuchlabs.com/phuctored | grep "ssh-rsa key from" | cut -d' ' -f23 | sort | uniq

asciilifeform: (probably intended as road safety thing but fascinating to kid)

asciilifeform: incl a very spiffy flashlight with blinkenlights.

asciilifeform: and buncha stuff from ro.

asciilifeform: phf: we had, by same token, junk from finland and czechoslovakia.

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it was epic

asciilifeform: $up boolcrap

asciilifeform: Ferrol88: hello. who might you be ?

asciilifeform: $up Ferrol88

asciilifeform: how else.

asciilifeform: lel

asciilifeform: possibly ^ that.

asciilifeform: ;;google kai gwa

asciilifeform: damned if i remember.

asciilifeform: and also described, briefly, the kai-gwa proper.