mircea_popescu: which is WHY i say "kill the cop". you wanna be all civilised and shit, better than a 16 yo ghetto rat, then you foia the shit out of the nsa, to the point of driving it out of existence.

mircea_popescu: i guess they must be great daydreamers, huh.

mircea_popescu: i bought it first. then it didn't work, so i returned it. lol.

mircea_popescu: there's a difference between "i could read the code but i'm lazy" and "you can't read the code" also.

mircea_popescu: like you know, when i buy a pair of shoes in cash, i go into the shoe shop, fish out some bills.

mircea_popescu: rizi tu rizi, harap alb, da' nu-i risul tau. ☟︎

mircea_popescu: and you are exactly right : when i get a new girl in my clutches for the first week or two i suck her brain out through her earlobes.

mircea_popescu: OFCOURSE i know

mircea_popescu: i apologize.

mircea_popescu: i bet you they get a better crowd than gavin ever did

mircea_popescu: <punkman> although I don't see how online makes sense << i expect they expect you to amazon the bottles.

mircea_popescu: would have been permanent the last time but ppls bitched for reasons i dun fully grasp.

mircea_popescu: i dunno who has this much patience to be pointless yet present. you'd imagine every drunk eventually wanders an apreciable distance away from any arbitrary pole. but whatevs.

mircea_popescu: also shoot some of them, now and again, i guess.

mircea_popescu: "Girlfriends are another. Girlfriends say: I pretend to believe you when you say you know kung fu, because I love you. The boyfriend says, not hearing anything she said: I'll stay with you until either I know kung fu; or you realize I don't really know kung fu, and my shame makes me hate you. What does it matter? None of this is the real thing anyway."

mircea_popescu: i'd be kinda surprised if the irs actually earnestly argued against this one.

mircea_popescu: looks like two having fun but what do i know.

mircea_popescu: da fuck, the most. i read 8 to 10 hours a day.

mircea_popescu: I have spent the last ten years of my life putting a normal-sized American family in crackerboxes and apartments, living with roommates, not going on vacation, cooking and buying secondhand and making do and doing all the rest of the normal things that normal people used to understand you had to do if you couldn't afford to do different."

mircea_popescu: "I go priced out of my childhood neighborhood, then out of my childhood city, then out of the region, then the state.

mircea_popescu: "look honey, you're the size of a cow. and i don't mean the cow's udder. i mean the whole enchicowada."

mircea_popescu: there exist in the us-of-a at least a dozen juvenile females who go "at least i had a door". ☟︎

mircea_popescu: (How I got out of it is just as far-fetched to most people as the lies that put me in it in the first place.)

mircea_popescu: When it came down to it, they saw their choices as either telling the truth and risk me being sent home or filing fake incident reports to keep me placed there. I was an easy check every month. The only work they had to do was write false incident reports and fill out some paperwork in order to get paid. If I were to be sent home I'd be replaced by a kid that would most likely have real and serious behavior issues. If

mircea_popescu: closet with a sheet for a door. #2) I slept in a 10x10 bedroom with 2 sets of bunk beds always running at full capacity. #3) I slept in the utility closet that contained the hot water heater. It was barely big enough to fit the tiny bed, but at least this time I had a door.

mircea_popescu: They were completely fabricating incidents in order to make it look like I not only belonged there, but needed to be there quite a bit longer. Of course, every report ended with them swooping in to save the day and resolve things in-house. For those that don't see why they'd do such a thing, most (yes, sadly it's most) foster parents do it for the MONEY. I ended up staying in 3 different homes. #1) I slept in a storage

mircea_popescu: lar. While the foster family was at church one day, curiosity got the better of me and I snuck a peek at the file of reports they were required to submit to the company the state was outsourcing foster care to. Imagine my surprise (I was naive) when I discovered they were submitting false incident reports.

mircea_popescu: When I was 15-17 I was in DCFS custody for (honestly) "insubordinance". Don't ever underestimate the power of a sociopathic mom and a corrupt juvenile system. Eventually I found myself placed in a foster home under the pretext that I'd be on my way back home as soon as I "straightened up" and flew right. Among the many dozens of pathetic failings of the system I was now privy to, this post reminded me of one in particu

mircea_popescu: I will forgo any back story as to why I was in the situation I was in. Just know that it involved an absent dad and one very bad, pathological liar of a mom.

mircea_popescu: "I feel like I am playing a part, that I'm in a role. It doesn't feel real."

mircea_popescu: bwhaha and the next thing i run into is, of course, http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2009/01/can_narcissism_be_cured.html

mircea_popescu: "worms eat you psssh". i could have said "life goes on" for all the good that does anyone. and then I'M THE SOPHIST!!1

mircea_popescu: but i aren't!

mircea_popescu: "i fear not my own death for when it is, i am no longer, and while i am, it isn't."

mircea_popescu: mno, i mean, you're not there~

mircea_popescu: i've yet to see this one.

mircea_popescu: i think the expression is "mortified"

mircea_popescu: i diagnosed the patient's evaluatory mechanism as terminated.

mircea_popescu: i did ?

mircea_popescu: also happens to be how various nuts end up at the doctor. "what i do doesn't work" "don't do that" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!?!?!"

mircea_popescu: i wonder if one could make money with a new-age-y brand of "swarovki" crystals that you... personalize.

mircea_popescu: certainly no vagina. thinking of this... i wonder how vaginal diamond polishing would work.

mircea_popescu: the case here is, schmuck : when i drink coffee, my eye hurts. commander : take the spoon out of cup before driniking. schmuck : i would rather kill myself.