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asciilifeform: eh define 'work'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: it is far from watertight, but to the lobster trapped inside it may as well be.
asciilifeform: that there's cheating!111
asciilifeform: ahahaha so not u.s. bank.
asciilifeform: bank, at least in past decade, demands the rituals. though i could easily believe that if you open acct and immediately drop $mil in it, they will close eyes.
asciilifeform: corp is easy, dime/dozen
asciilifeform: in what american state ?
asciilifeform: (driving license usually)
asciilifeform: gotta walk in and show govt papers.
asciilifeform: no exceptions.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-28#1549650 << in usa also. 'patriot act'. dun even matter if acct is for human or for corp. ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-28#1549649 << ~hundy each, depending on where registered. the postbox costs more. ☝︎
asciilifeform: gotta be properly aryan and in their wot.
asciilifeform: not how it works.
asciilifeform: '@Real_PeerReview highlighted more than 1,000 scholarly papers in four months. Many were essentially Mad Libs with various topics inserted between the phrases “whiteness,” “hegemony,” and the “patriarchy.”' << sop since '80s. it will die with usg and not before.
asciilifeform: and, somewhat relatedly, https://archive.is/0Etht . ☟︎
asciilifeform: in other old flimflammeries, http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/auschwitz-angel-of-death-josef-mengeles-unknown-writings-to-be-auctioned-124801054.html
asciilifeform: who said 'crypto snakeoil for $maxint while you wait!' died with the '90s.
asciilifeform: in other entomological curios, http://www.envieta.com
asciilifeform: ('why' is separate question.)
asciilifeform: *possibly
asciilifeform: aside from balloons, you could possible julesverne something out of a 'hochdruckspumpe'.
asciilifeform: not really problem, i dun need these for anything.
asciilifeform: wake up the alices and leahs when you pull this off, i hear they're quite interested in subj.
asciilifeform: but just short of wholly.
asciilifeform: so the notion isn't wholly nonsensical.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: theoretically a ~very~ small balloon-launched rocket is orbitable.
asciilifeform also wishes to know why he had to read this
asciilifeform: in other 'news', holy FUCK is the unix userland retarded, http://stackoverflow.com/questions/8402181/how-do-i-get-bc1-to-print-the-leading-zero
asciilifeform: pyronecrocryptozoophilia!1111
asciilifeform: lel those ain't worth, outside of numismatic few u.s. cent/each, no more.
asciilifeform: funnily enough pete_dushenski i traded a bag of rubles for 1 usd as a boy.
asciilifeform: to the extent that answering such a q is even possible in heathendom.
asciilifeform: might be worth tracking down what specifically he's shat into.
asciilifeform: 'Hanno Böck is a freelance journalist and volunteer developer with Gentoo Linux. He also works for web hosters schokokeks.org, who rely entirely on free software for their service offerings.'
asciilifeform: encouraging the use of sha1.
asciilifeform: https://archive.is/7aEnx << in unrelated olds. where hanno boeck was 3 yrs ago.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: iirc it's more like 1.
asciilifeform: it missed a line from me.
asciilifeform: or hm.
asciilifeform: Framedragger: your logger is dead ?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: iirc it's more like 1.
asciilifeform: 'sorry i couldn't hear your pong in time, frogs were croaking too much'
asciilifeform: the sheer, breathtaking idiocy of synchronous protocols on a plebified channel.
asciilifeform: !!up gabriel_laddel
asciilifeform: and enemy cannot follow you there because... reasons, aha.
asciilifeform: on dirigible, aha.
asciilifeform: if, as some of the lucky fellas seem to suggest, he can be prevented from sleeping, say.
asciilifeform: re: earlier: caveat is that a man being correctly microwaved will, in all likelihood, present the symptoms of 'rather disturbed' in short order
asciilifeform: this is getting ridiculous.
asciilifeform: aha, how else.
asciilifeform: aha, as per naggum's 'stop telling people to lick their teeth'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: noshit
asciilifeform: in 1/2 s or so
asciilifeform: i (and a111 simultaneously) got a burst of what must be 10 minutes' worth of convo
asciilifeform: no not that
asciilifeform: lol wtf just happened
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: u.s. 'export control' law is a real hoot. e.g., read what counts as 'exporting'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: see also http://btcbase.org/log/2016-09-26#1548698 . ☝︎
asciilifeform: (and, likely, elsewhere)
asciilifeform: you can put it literally anywhere on planet's crust.
asciilifeform: so what if receiver needs to be 100 metres long.
asciilifeform: (btw i'd run ~that~ instead of shortwave, if i were a mad king)
asciilifeform: ELF.
asciilifeform: that one's on mircea_popescu's nuke sub
asciilifeform: imho we really oughta lamportize the voice mechanism.
asciilifeform pictures toady in tempest black van, on sat phone: 'yessir, start the fleanode ddos right NOW'
asciilifeform: Run Moar Tcp.
asciilifeform: trinque: whatcha doing with clim anyway
asciilifeform: wb jurov
asciilifeform: likely.
asciilifeform adjusts stirrups on his comp
asciilifeform: lulzy
asciilifeform: (when's the last time you made a rainbow table.)
asciilifeform: there is no expectation that modern-day ones will fail along same fault-lines.
asciilifeform: it had answers for some peculiarly braindead hash algos from the '90s, yes.
asciilifeform: not a ~general~ answer
asciilifeform: this question does not, afaik, have an answer, mircea_popescu
asciilifeform: and that the 'do trapdoors exist' fundamental question is not only not settled, but afaik there is not the faintest clue where one might begin from to settle it, nor what the proof would look like.
asciilifeform: this is probably a good time to remind readers that hash algos as we have them today (incl., yes, keccak) are pseudoscientific kit, similar to the block ciphers, rather than items where the strength is of some provable kind
asciilifeform opens his circle-squaring tool chest.
asciilifeform: think about it for a minute.
asciilifeform: this is provably impossible
asciilifeform: call remains open for 'shorter algo that solves same problem'.
asciilifeform: it solves another, also useful problem, yes, but not same..!
asciilifeform: didn't we just 'it doesn't solve same problem' ??
asciilifeform: silently churchilling
asciilifeform: then he can sit on it for so long as he likes
asciilifeform: well, if ~he~ broke it
asciilifeform: interval can be as short as 2 blocks.
asciilifeform: why at enemy's ?
asciilifeform: (and of the time-orderer.)
asciilifeform: correct, so it stands on the strength of the hash solely.
asciilifeform: aha.
asciilifeform: and pre-agreement among the verifiers that said signature was the origin.
asciilifeform: and we posited time-ordering.
asciilifeform: but it isn't, because you signed H(S), the genuine S, with K, at time T
asciilifeform: it still doesn't link back to K.
asciilifeform: so?
asciilifeform: and hitler's work is in vain