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mircea_popescu: shinohai sadly misguided ; nevermind the "assholes", how about everyone else, all the copacetic timeservers ease the world of their unwelcome burden.
hanbot: turtle's gotta evolve to spray some seawater in catfaces.
mircea_popescu: well, 30kgs, kinda too heavy
hanbot: mircea_popescu jeeze, they don't even leave the carcass on someone's doorstep?
mircea_popescu: hanbot apparently they eat the neck and leave the turtle for dead.
BingoBoingo: send this way."
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo "there is no way to" / "you can't even provide the bare bones necessary supplies for using your services" << Sent with the further reminder : "From our earliest conversations I was clear that housing customer provided hardware was the focus of my business. The quotes for new Supermicro servers have not interested them from a cost basis perspective, and now they are getting together a pile of hardware to
mircea_popescu: apparently spending half a day being tumble-dried by the ocean is great for one's internals.
mircea_popescu: in other not-news, i've been shitting like a colon courrier over here, i had no fucking idea i was that fulla shit.
hanbot: jaguars on the beach?! i'm not going often enough, i guess
mircea_popescu: apparently jaguars attack them, imagine that!
hanbot: that's an organization i could get behind, feed ze turtles (guideboi edition).
mircea_popescu: well, on the plus side they are carnivorous, so maybe they eat most of the guidebois.
hanbot: i'm sure. in my experience "organized x" here means "tie yourself to 'bilingual' guide, by which we mean box of overeager wordsalad, listen to five precautions per actionable item, getcher FREE dorkscout badge"
mircea_popescu: in other news, so they lay about 100 eggs sometime in november, hatching takes seven-eight weeks. considering these were coming out on nov 12th ?! weird shit.
mircea_popescu: i suppose this explains why ~all of them automatically assume "this is my job". teh state has so failed the individual, it's inconceivable one might you know, fucking live.
mircea_popescu: hanbot bonus points : if you actually go through one of their dumbass "organized tours", other than the herd of fetlife cowsies everywhere, you're not even allowed to hold them!
mircea_popescu: jesus, you know the females come back every year to the beach they were born. the fact that only one nested there successfully means...
hanbot: mircea_popescu : no, that's it, the olive ridley. looky! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Olive_ridley_hatchling_in_Mexico_(8218893828).jpg
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "there is no way to" / "you can't even provide the bare bones necessary supplies for using your services"
BingoBoingo: So, before I send this missive off, does it convey the appropriate level of urgency and incredulity about the chassis situation http://p.bvulpes.com/pastes/wWZzt/?raw=true
a111: Logged on 2018-02-08 14:32 deedbot: http://trilema.com/2018/pushing-the-soft-flesh-and-so-on-against-the-so-and-so-blades-of-the-immutable-machine-etcetera-second-installment/ << Trilema - Pushing the soft flesh and so on against the so and so blades of the immutable machine etcetera, second installment.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-02-08#1782683 << i am disappoint!11 was expecting delish custom flame, found ~room-temp head-shaking! where is the spark, the gusto. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: aik, does the whole swarm thing where the whole beach is moving with tiny turtles, whereas i thought this was a single nest event, as there were what, a dozen or two all within a few meters of each other.
mircea_popescu: so : there are four types of sea turtle known in costa rica. 1. eretmochelys imbricata, besides being VERY rare (critically endangered, too) has a beak, which the little guy lacks ; 2. chelonia mydas as far as anyone knows lives in tortuguero natl park, which is on the wrong side of the country (limon, vs this was if memory serves some miles down from jaco) ; 3. lepidochelis olivacea, besides not looking anything like that af
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2018/pushing-the-soft-flesh-and-so-on-against-the-so-and-so-blades-of-the-immutable-machine-etcetera-second-installment/ << Trilema - Pushing the soft flesh and so on against the so and so blades of the immutable machine etcetera, second installment. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: let's break out the big guns then.
hanbot: mircea_popescu i dun think the guy in your pic is a leatherback; they have long vertical ridges on their shells, whereas tinyguy has the sorta hexagonal plates
diana_coman: asciilifeform, ahaha, I can see that; makes for a good nightmare too
mircea_popescu: afaik all others have bony shells. but this was definitely leathery.
asciilifeform: diana_coman: as a child i imagined that caterpillars grow linearly thicker, heavier, moar revolting, as you go towards equator, and there they would be python-sized
diana_coman: among the "horrible things of the hot,hot plains in summer"
diana_coman: when a poor tree is absolutely eaten up alive by the fat worms that fall at times with a splat on the path underneath
diana_coman: caterpiller though ughhhhh; I have seen real fat, oozy, ugly ones several summers as a child; horrible
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: any idea of which species of turtle it is ? what's it look like as adult ?
hanbot: asciilifeform i dun think so. certainly never saw 'im.
shinohai: When I was in West Palm Beach once, I remember one of the most hilarious thing I saw on beach in the morning was DNR officers arresting 10-20 Hatians a morning for digging up turtle eggs to eat.
mircea_popescu: like a sort of mute benevolent something. let's say for touching one i have an intuitive understanding of why the world was carried by turtle rather than calipiter.
diana_coman: I'm sure they can be endearing
mircea_popescu: diana_coman they're tasty, sure, but believe it or not the little animal had a very distinct personality, in my hand.
mircea_popescu: da fuck must be rattling in the empty box above their shoulders to imagine anyone gives a shit whether they approve or disapprove, of anything.
diana_coman: mircea_popescu, sort of inept dragon-look-a-like; I heard they are tasty though (bigger ones at least)
diana_coman: well, that's how it worked that far pretty much, isn't it? tell Daddy what you like, tell teacher what you'd like etc
asciilifeform also admits to not. why not e.g. gigantic caterpillar. they're imho moar photogenic
mircea_popescu: so that's it, precious cuntlet importantly declares "i approve of this thing" and that's all her job's worth, she's done.
mircea_popescu: i dunno, dumb cunts at an age they're barely worth selling by open outcry somehow hallucinated for themselves this role whereby they sit their ass down and the world brings them shit for their evaluation.
diana_coman finds out she does ...not like baby turtles
shinohai: It was an appropriate header .... all the responses were pretty much "I liek turtles!"
mircea_popescu: ahahaha. it's there!
hanbot: his tiny NOSTRIL, barely discernable from grain of sand!
mircea_popescu: finally its turn!
hanbot: halp, i saw today's trilema header and i can't get up!
diana_coman: phf, can you help test keccak on big endian iron? see ^ ☟︎
BingoBoingo: ave1: Depends on if the datacenter can summon the appropriate urgency to respond to the present dilemma.
hanbot: mhm, neat. i'll check it out once the ball o' string's sorted
ave1: will the republican ISP also provide some sort of website hosting?
ave1: hanbot: it looks ugly, but as the pics are in tar files, you could still unpack these and have them back.
hanbot: ave1 cool deal. how's the backend feel w/o any pix?
mircea_popescu: i just dun want you to get the impression your work's not really wanted or anything of the kind. as is perhaps very evident we have a massive shortage of human capital in teh republic, and it's been worsening over the years.
ave1: I know, I followed the recurrent discussion on binaries and uuencoded problems (with ++/-- in there).
mircea_popescu: was a whole thing in the logs a few weeks back that eventually lead to this structure.
mircea_popescu: ave1 i'd have just had you do the genesis rather than wait, but the problem is you can't really, on current inband diffing.
a111: Logged on 2018-02-08 13:35 mircea_popescu: ave1 yeah, ideally make them patches off the full genesis once that appears ; afaik hanbot is stuck waiting for phf's proper vdiff, which evidently is stuck waiting for the conjclusion of phf's republican-oriental adventure.
ave1: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-02-08#1782606, will do! I didn't know it was doube stuck. At least now something is out, if anyone want to run mp-wp on php 5.6. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: "customer set montevideo dc on fire over dc's inability to provide 2u rack boxes."
shinohai: Post results to BingoBlog por favor.
mircea_popescu: pour them on the ground and light it up.
mircea_popescu: if they do not provide 2u boxes, you go there with two containers of gasoline on the 13th instead of any parts,
mircea_popescu: what the fuck, this is beyond ridiculous.
BingoBoingo: They apparently do not know how to order parts
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Only in the challenge of sourcing the 2U sheetmetal/powersupplies locally, and the caveat that the CPU orderers gotta watch the SKU to get the right cooler.
mircea_popescu: phf you've not said a word, how goes over there ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo do you see any problems with teh proposed setup ?
mircea_popescu: aaand since it's the glorious morning of the 8th, let's do some last calls.
mircea_popescu: so like... two weeks ?
mircea_popescu: ave1 yeah, ideally make them patches off the full genesis once that appears ; afaik hanbot is stuck waiting for phf's proper vdiff, which evidently is stuck waiting for the conjclusion of phf's republican-oriental adventure. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: In other developments tonight will be my third night sleeping in The 5. There is now a full on multi day final solution underway in the hostel to eradicate the chinches while occupancy is low. I mean outlet covers stripped, the sweet smell of TempoXL with a few other unfamiliar (but not organophosphate, possibly terpene) scents wafting out of the warzone.
jhvh1: BingoBoingo: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !~later tell pete_dushenski There is also the BBisp mini conference http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2018/02/04/the-first-bbisp-mini-conference-and-montevideo-tourism-guide/ if you are inclined to make a trip.
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2018/02/ico-scams-continue-dying-kodaks-appears-to-stall-before-starting/ << Qntra - ICO Scams Continue: Dying Kodak's Appears To Stall Before Starting
ave1: (to work on top of hanbot's genesis)
ave1: I'll be happy to regrind my 2 (so far) patches if needed
ave1: No it's not, as hanbot still had some problems with the embedded in svg images, if I read correctly.
deedbot: http://trilema.com/2018/best-of-fetlife-such-as-it-is/ << Trilema - Best of Fetlife (such as it is)
trinque: top-left one looks like a dude. I thought that was haram
mircea_popescu: nor is there some kind of historical or cultural component to it, as teh little clitlers appear to imply.
mircea_popescu: contrary to pantsuit fanfic, memory is unrelated to whining.
pete_dushenski: "“I find it easy to memorize,” said Saratu Ayuba, who won a gold medal in a recent contest by successfully spelling entertainment. “I know the small words. I can build them out in my head.”"
pete_dushenski: "Spelling employs a skill many of the women honed while captive: mnemonic memory. Some spent much of their time memorizing lengthy prayers and hymns. Others composed diary entries in their heads—their thoughts, injustices they suffered—they would later log in journals they kept hidden."
mircea_popescu: aite. stay tuned tomorro
pete_dushenski: got it. let me check what the lousy cad is worth and confirm pie proportion but at least half should be no prob.
mircea_popescu: send them to phf, he'll courier
pete_dushenski: and the arrangement is to order bbisp supplies, and take delivery and repackage or have them shipped directly to uruguay from amazegg ? (sorry for missing this detail in logs)
mircea_popescu: why, you want to swallow the whole pile ?
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: i think i saw that lobbes was getting in on the action, any other to divide the pie between ?
a111: Logged on 2018-02-06 16:08 BingoBoingo: !~later tell pete_dushenski Have you been following the BBisp developments?
mircea_popescu: cool. yeah tomorrow split the pot up.
a111: Logged on 2018-02-06 13:27 mircea_popescu: so, let me know if you're interested in buying some newegg/amazon/whatever for this, danielpbarron pete_dushenski whosoever else.
pete_dushenski: http://btcbase.org/log/2018-02-06#1782059 << sorry for the delayed response but i'm available for this if it's still needed ☝︎
shinohai: Can't run a terrorist organization without seekrit communications!