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asciilifeform: a blackholed trb does not fall silent, but actually is maintaining links with a number of existing peers (bouncing inv's, etc)
asciilifeform: which has been in a black hole state, about 90% of the time, for the past hour.
asciilifeform: i spent a good spell watching tcpdump with eyeballs
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asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i suppose i underestimated the power of the magical nobody-giving-half-a-fuck field
hanbot: i'm sure he's paid in "ideas", as much as i'm sure they'd fail just as hard without him driving a mop
hanbot: i thought he was the hn forum jester. they gave him a bucket?
ben_vulpes: to be fair quite a few looked to be my fault for using old vdiff versions and other inane pebkacs
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pete_dushenski: from the mines, "The [core] reference client isn't reallly intended to be used as a wallet. It's more for nodes and miners. Use hardware wallets, or electrum, or basically anything other than core for a wallet. If you're running core, just think of it as a node your more secure wallet connects to."
BingoBoingo: Maybe start some dry test runs? Force a meme or something?
pete_dushenski: don't make me have a prime time tv press conpherence
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: Well, your adoring pubic is waiting for a decision Lebron.
assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 19:36:25; pete_dushenski: ima mull it over and research a little further into this 'pr' business
shinohai: The top two comments on r/btc are tweets from A.A. Is this Russia Today now?
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2016 22:49:54; asciilifeform: 'i would not, could not, in the zoo! i would not, could not, with a moo'
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2016 21:26:21; asciilifeform: anybody got a link to mod6's guide handy ?
pete_dushenski: shinohai: strangely, almost unprecedentedly, the 99996_2 node is running very smoothly atm. it's at 334k. the difference ? only -connect to a single node instead of 3-5.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: A severe anti-optimization of drunkeness is where one doesn't get to pick the parts they remeber.
assbot: I'll pay for your tits on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1mGefZN )
shinohai: I missed that, a fattie on trilema?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> wait wut ?! << The SSBBW who did the pay for tits thing on Trilema and kept popping up in channel for a while trying to peddle more pictures of fold mold.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform let me ask you this, would you prefer a bricked phone to a phone that randomly starts beeping and running interference with your display ?
asciilifeform: i have nfi what it is really like to have a moo in the house, in the bed.
mircea_popescu: i confess i actually did a chick that was short and otherwise built entirely like a 12 boy. well, minus the penis, but boobs as big as mine et al.
asciilifeform: i haven't a good why. why won't mircea_popescu do short chicks ?
asciilifeform: 'i would not, could not, in the zoo! i would not, could not, with a moo' ☟︎
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i imagine they'd also have a face you don't care for.
mircea_popescu: but ask a question! what error message is this!
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mircea_popescu: if you couldn't find a million not-outright-insane individuals the species would be in serious trouble huh ?
asciilifeform: 'visicalc' was a hyperbestseller before all of this, no ?
mircea_popescu: note the acceptance of computers in society as an exact mirror of the use of windows and apple. it's a thing.
mircea_popescu: (george costanza's famous "Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty. You gotta be vigilant!" is quite a fine example in that vein.
mircea_popescu: anxiety is a subjective experience of loss of control. tends to be females because of accidents of their anatomy leave a mark in the early psyche.
mircea_popescu: they are a security.
mircea_popescu: you expect excel spread sheets are a UTILITY ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: why would you need a spreadshit on a box where you can dynamically conjure a porthole into $arbitrarydatum onto the display ?
asciilifeform: if ben_vulpes just woke up, he's in for a mega-log
thestringpuller: carbonate ben_vulpes enemies into a nice ginger ale
trinque: sounds like a sweet suit
BingoBoingo: phf: Looks a lot like "engine block heater" pretty common in mod6's corner of USia
phf: BingoBoingo: there's basically a ru equivalent of throwing lion cells, https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/7/7d/Кипятильник.JPG
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BingoBoingo: What is this samovar business. Real men Just throw lithium ion cells into their water with the tea leaves and a dash of salt. ☟︎
danielpbarron: and you need a slithy tove to make a samovar, and those are very hard to come by
shinohai: You must use a samovar to make the tea though, if you skip that step your bitcoind may function erratically.
BingoBoingo: Stec: And a lot of them are on free AWS instances
BingoBoingo: danielpbarron: make more accounts, reddit doesn't check that you use different browsers on the same machine to talk to yourself and make a one man lulz train
danielpbarron: i made two comments on the /r/bitcoin redditard thing and they don't appear from archive.is point of view ; I think i recall a moderator explaining to me that my comments in particular require moderator approval
assbot: Volkov Commander - a masterpiece of assembler programming ... ( http://bit.ly/1Qjy6Mn )
BingoBoingo: But yes will add a note because 2 for 1 lulz
asciilifeform: Stec: you need gcc on any reasonable unix. that's all. trb will build a new compiler, and with it will build itself.
Stec: I have no problem to install a couple of three servers
mircea_popescu: should be a pretty good entry.
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asciilifeform: anybody got a link to mod6's guide handy ? ☟︎
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BingoBoingo: K, I found a source in Swedish
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You got a submission with your knc truefax?
mircea_popescu: go for it. with the scripts mod6 provides it's a breeze
BingoBoingo: My the logs accumulate after steppign away from the screen just a bit.
mircea_popescu: ever met a 40 yo phd ?
mircea_popescu: what do you mean "for a living" ?
asciilifeform: our of curiosity, anybody know what maxwell does for a living ?
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2016 19:17:04; mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo> A wild Maxwell appears << it's not "i've asked some of the vagrants i know and they agree <insert random idiocy>" all over again, is it ?
davout: old, but related http://www.lemonde.fr/societe/article/2011/08/30/toujours-pas-de-solution-pour-mettre-un-terme-aux-prieres-de-rue-a-paris_1565538_3224.html
asciilifeform: i saw a fella kneel down towards mecca on a sheet of ice, last weekend
davout: noisy five times a day
mircea_popescu: a, in that sense. yeah.
asciilifeform: in the sense that b-a was the only publicly-visible hole in the 'consensus reality'
mircea_popescu: intentional self-castration is a helluva thing.
mircea_popescu: apparently a nude statemet of "florian werner knew exactly what the hole was, to an extent larger than what was at the time specified" doesn't coalesce into "holy shit, florian weimer puts the security holes in there!"
mircea_popescu: hem, including the ones that hadn't been fully characterized when he proposed it. His approach was approved by general consensus and that's what we all use today - partly because he put in the time and effort to fix the broader issue, not just the specific case that had been identified. This approach means that sometimes it takes Red Hat a while to release a fix, but when they do, it's the right fix."
mircea_popescu: "* An example of Red Hat's "find and fix the whole issue, not just the obvious part", is shell shock. After the initial CVE for shell shock, several people proposed different ways of fixing it. Florian was one, he quickly worked on it and released a proposed patch. Over the next few days there were three MORE CVEs for shell shock, covering different variations on the same theme. Florian's initial patch covered all of t
danielpbarron: how does this bash command work? is that automatically submitted to b.b-a.link or am I supposed to use that dpaste to submit it manually?
danielpbarron: requires a minimum of 5 players though, so it's nearly impossible to play
danielpbarron: a bot randomly assigns roles to anyone who wants to play, at least one of which is a murder guy called the 'yandere'
danielpbarron: when i play games in which i might be a secret bad guy type thing, I still don't lie about it. I just don't say anything one way or the other. This means not talking too much even as one of the good guys, so it won't look out of place when I'm a bad guy
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2016 19:24:38; mircea_popescu: he's a well known liar, next you're going to what, tell me what karpeles said ?
asciilifeform: except possibly for a disconnected one.
asciilifeform: of course this is a trick question, because presently no box on the net is a (1)
asciilifeform: 2) the kind that is behind impenetrable and entirely nonpublic wall, a la gossipd, and deals only with cryptoidentifiable peers.
asciilifeform: incidentally i see no reason why any trb node ought to allow a tx (mempool, vs in-block) to consume more cpu time than it took to receive from the nic.
asciilifeform: (legend has it that some former fucktoy of castro's got as far as his office, in hopes of claiming bounty, he handed her a pistol himself, 'do it', she did not)
mircea_popescu: <shinohai> "The developers of that software put out a bounty to murder one of the developers of Bitcoin Core. Needless to say, no one sane will go anywhere near them." <<< KEK << needless to say, no one "sane" for that definition of sane has anything of any value or interest to offer, to anyone.
mircea_popescu: he's a well known liar, next you're going to what, tell me what karpeles said ? ☟︎
asciilifeform: generally it is a process resembling apiculture. no one individually orders a bee to pollinate a particular plant. bees - are introduced, do their thing. likewise dreppers.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller luke-jr also claimed bfl delivered his order. then it turned out it was a "prototype" and outright payola.
punkman: did the power rangers ever find a remote code execution vuln?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> mircea_popescu ? <<< you know, if you ask obama what exactly is his contribution past blind tom wiggins he'll also say "important security fixes". it is somehow inadherent to the common mentality of usians to flatly admit "nothing really - i'm just a nigger slave singing for massah, nothing changed in two centuries."
shinohai: "The developers of that software put out a bounty to murder one of the developers of Bitcoin Core. Needless to say, no one sane will go anywhere near them." <<< KEK
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo> A wild Maxwell appears << it's not "i've asked some of the vagrants i know and they agree <insert random idiocy>" all over again, is it ? ☟︎
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: Luke-JR claimed that a rogue miner could push TRB nodes with blocks that aren't valid and fool them.
BingoBoingo: A wild Maxwell appears https://archive.is/7yuoi
mircea_popescu: just a little strategic dyslexia
mircea_popescu: nice to work with people with a sense of homour
PeterL: I just got this email at work: "In celebration of receiving a shipment of Baboon semen please enjoy a cream filled treat in the kitchen."
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