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mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes why don't you just put it in production and then futz with optimisation, like normal people ? do you not know anything about webdev ?
ben_vulpes: omg where is the apache listen port configured asciilifeform
mircea_popescu: sashahsas let's try it this way then : amanap : lanac-anal panama
trinque: this is just the first time I encountered "vantucky"
trinque: ben_vulpes lives in the john deere part of pacific nw
mircea_popescu: trinque is this some inside joke i'm missing ?
trinque: nah I mean the place
ben_vulpes: trinque: yeah but i doubt you see it in a reasonable timeframe
sashahsas: Hmm, that is an actual work? Racecar
mircea_popescu: sashahsas so what's the best palindrome you know ?
mircea_popescu: my text is impredictible.
sashahsas: The right keyboard helps a lot with predictive text
mircea_popescu: i'm generally livid after trying three words.
mircea_popescu: i admire your dedication to this craft.
mircea_popescu: so are you typing all this on a phone keyboard ?!
sashahsas: Some can navigate the entire city looking at a phone screen lol
mircea_popescu: i don't hang out with them.
sashahsas: So many people do it though unfortunately these days.
sashahsas: Its a pet peeve of mine, talking to someone and them looking at their phone.
sashahsas: Hey sorry, had a coworker come up and had to put my phone down.
mircea_popescu: the whole story is whether it waits for a timeout somewhere.
ben_vulpes: well it successfully redirects me to the index and the admin login page now when using a consumer browser; not that that's much of an indicator that things aren't deeply fucked within
mircea_popescu: i don't even know that it knows what a port is or what to do with the colon.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: as in actually trying to talk to itself over http?
ben_vulpes: emplaced, but 2.4s and .0003 ttfb
mircea_popescu: that's what's going on, it tries to find itself and waits for timeout.
mircea_popescu: it must know its own address ; either put it in normally or else i guess edit wp-settings.php to contain your nutty self-reference
mircea_popescu: item doesn't work that way
mircea_popescu: ah, lol. are you referencing the mp-wp as "localhost:800/whatever/index.php" ?
mircea_popescu: because that'd add a timeout
mircea_popescu: is your mp-wp isntall depending on eg a theme you don't have referencing images that don't exist or w/e ?\
mircea_popescu: ok so then, you don;'t have an apache problem.
ben_vulpes: per time curl -H 'Host: vantucky' -s -w "Connect: %{time_connect} TTFB: %{time_starttransfer} Total time: %{time_total} \n" localhost:800/phpinfo.php -o /dev/null
ben_vulpes: .0003 ttfb in both cases
mircea_popescu: well, is this 2.7 s to first byte ? or total page load ?
mircea_popescu: something that can go into eg https://tools.pingdom.com/
ben_vulpes: try phpinfo.php and then index.php
ben_vulpes: 2.7 to serve the index.php from my copy of mp-wp
ben_vulpes: .07s to serve robots.txt, .011s to serve phpinfo, .011s to serve phpinfo with a db connection and query
mircea_popescu: does it take just as long for a dummy index.html ?
ben_vulpes: moreover i got the same behavior out of the php_fpm and proxy setup last night, but had trouble believing my eyes. now i've reproduced it with mod_php and am just as baffled.
mircea_popescu: how do you measure the 2.7 second ?
ben_vulpes: i must actually be too thick to configure an mpwp lamp stack.
ben_vulpes: okay now for the next wtf: phpinfo returns instantly, i can open a database connection from php and query for the number of tables, but when i use the mp-wp index.php shit slows to a 2.7 second crawl
mircea_popescu: one of my slavegirls used to work that actually
sashahsas: But I enjoy the calm
ben_vulpes: there are a few threading models in apache as i understand it, prefork, worker and event
ben_vulpes entirely at sea with this
sashahsas: Should have 10 minutes here soon though.
sashahsas: Intermittent, had a break to check phone though now.
ckang: yea it just may take her a minute to do it depending on whats going on
ckang: sashahsas was too but she is @ work, told me she could sneak off and do it though
britknee: Neat, let me find something to write with.
britknee: Sorry, I didn't know it was out in the open 😮
mircea_popescu: so then why not say so
mircea_popescu: you here to show your tits ?
britknee: Hey dear, I believe you are the one I was told to speak with
ckang: you want to talk to mircea_popescu
sashahsas: At work but have some time to do it if you aren't busy
mircea_popescu: famously, torvalds, also.
ckang: cant say i blame him, ive had hobbies turn in to 2nd jobs and it can get pretty stressful
ckang: he was looking for sponsors it sounded like though as he wants to focus on it full time
mod6: TMSR is the rock that the water breaks upon, not the other way around.
ckang: but i get you too, dont compromise your beliefs to appease 1 person.
asciilifeform: lol reminds me of the d00d who wanted to rename FUCKGOATS
mircea_popescu: that'd be the day.
ckang: anyways it was a good discussion i will follow up with him tomorrow, however removing that phrase from the topic might go a long way in smoothing things over a bit
a111: Logged on 2018-04-05 04:18 mircea_popescu: lol so in the end ns1/ns2.qntra.net are the pizarro nameservers ?
mod6: during that little bit of discussion, i think i was homed in on : http://btcbase.org/log/2018-04-05#1793159 ☝︎
mircea_popescu: at least this one admits it. usg still trying to claim it's a legitimate state.
trinque: imagine the honesty. when you get to the state dept, it says state dept.
ckang: well, i can understand his point though. theres a lot of 'proper' types on freenode
mircea_popescu: ckang from experience it's a ticket to fame, but anyways.
trinque: ftr being indebted to trilema is good for you
ckang: i just want to see this happen, think it would be good for his stuff from a codebase perspective to have other smart eyes looking over the implementation
mod6: lol, i didn't even see that the topic changed.
ckang: yea, need to figure that one out still.
mircea_popescu: anyway, he can't really "create an alt nick", what, i'm going to give thousands of dollars to random people ?
trinque: what network settings does this thing need?
mircea_popescu: ckang i got the same impression.
ckang: mircea_popescu: hes just worried about his nick being associated with a group that calls themselves a terrorist organization, I suggested that he maybe create an alt nick for the purpose of the discussion and also told him it would be a great review of the project since you all know a good bit about the stuff
ckang: ill look for her tonight shes normally on late during the week
mircea_popescu: oh, btw, whatever happened to that trish chick ? did she ever find me my cartoon artist ???
ckang: and he wasnt sure what #trilema is about but saw the 'terrorist' thing in the topic
ckang: if that makes sense?
ckang: his worry is that he thinks he will feel indebted to trilema
ckang: hey mircea_popescu I had a talk to zx2c4 to try and smooth things over a bit
mircea_popescu: nice. ty.
trinque: mircea_popescu: sure am, oughta be able to get things squared shortly, couple days
hanbot: on the mp-wp newsfront, i've a pressed genesis via phf's lastest leftwards/keccak vtools. am waiting on pizarro folks to get apache & mod_rewrite going so i can test it and see to the initial patches it'll need. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: douchebag qr code it's not one thing, it has like 30 different versions. there's tiny 21 module v1 to > 150 x 150 modules later. a mid sized item is about 3-400 bits.
mircea_popescu: spyked but why would it be difficult in that way ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: trinque o excellent news. so you all ok on that score ?
trinque: iirc one time I pasted an e-mail to my dad in here
douchebag: my client is weird when it comes to that
douchebag: 2016 +saturn_ │ thanks!
saturn_: sorry about the wait!
douchebag: ill tattoo a QR code on my ass if a BTC reward is involved + tattoo costs
douchebag: I know a couple tattoo artists
asciilifeform: ( or even actual sunlight. print in sunscreen cream. then expose.. )