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mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes why don't you just put it in production and
then futz with optimisation, like normal people ? do you not know anything about webdev ?
ben_vulpes: omg where is
the apache listen port configured asciilifeform
mircea_popescu: sashahsas let's
try it
this way
then : amanap : lanac-anal panama
trinque: this is just
the first
time I encountered "vantucky"
trinque: ben_vulpes lives in
the john deere part of pacific nw
ben_vulpes: trinque: yeah but i doubt you see it in a reasonable
timeframe
sashahsas: Hmm,
that is an actual work? Racecar
sashahsas: The right keyboard helps a lot with predictive
text
sashahsas: Some can navigate
the entire city looking at a phone screen lol
sashahsas: So many people do it
though unfortunately
these days.
sashahsas: Its a pet peeve of mine,
talking
to someone and
them looking at
their phone.
sashahsas: Hey sorry, had a coworker come up and had
to put my phone down.
mircea_popescu: the whole story is whether it waits for a
timeout somewhere.
ben_vulpes: well it successfully redirects me
to
the index and
the admin login page now when using a consumer browser; not
that
that's much of an indicator
that
things aren't deeply fucked within
mircea_popescu: i don't even know
that it knows what a port is or what
to do with
the colon.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: as in actually
trying
to
talk
to itself over
http? mircea_popescu: that's what's going on, it
tries
to find itself and waits for
timeout.
mircea_popescu: it must know its own address ; either put it in normally or else i guess edit wp-settings.php
to contain your nutty self-reference
mircea_popescu: ah, lol. are you referencing
the mp-wp as "localhost:800/whatever/index.php" ?
mircea_popescu: is your mp-wp isntall depending on eg a
theme you don't have referencing images
that don't exist or w/e ?\
ben_vulpes: per
time curl -H 'Host: vantucky' -s -w "Connect: %{time_connect}
TTFB: %{time_starttransfer}
Total
time: %{time_total} \n" localhost:800/phpinfo.php -o /dev/null
mircea_popescu: well, is
this 2.7 s
to first byte ? or
total page load ?
ben_vulpes: 2.7
to serve
the index.php from my copy of mp-wp
ben_vulpes: .07s
to serve robots.txt, .011s
to serve phpinfo, .011s
to serve phpinfo with a db connection and query
ben_vulpes: moreover i got
the same behavior out of
the php_fpm and proxy setup last night, but had
trouble believing my eyes. now i've reproduced it with mod_php and am just as baffled.
ben_vulpes: i must actually be
too
thick
to configure an mpwp lamp stack.
ben_vulpes: okay now for
the next wtf: phpinfo returns instantly, i can open a database connection from php and query for
the number of
tables, but when i use
the mp-wp index.php shit slows
to a 2.7 second crawl
ben_vulpes: there are a few
threading models in apache as i understand it, prefork, worker and event
sashahsas: Should have 10 minutes here soon
though.
sashahsas: Intermittent, had a break
to check phone
though now.
ckang: yea it just may
take her a minute
to do it depending on whats going on
ckang: sashahsas was
too but she is @ work,
told me she could sneak off and do it
though
britknee: Neat, let me find something
to write with.
britknee: Sorry, I didn't know it was out in
the open 😮
britknee: Hey dear, I believe you are
the one I was
told
to speak with
ckang: you want
to
talk
to mircea_popescu
sashahsas: At work but have some
time
to do it if you aren't busy
ckang: cant say i blame him, ive had hobbies
turn in
to 2nd jobs and it can get pretty stressful
ckang: he was looking for sponsors it sounded like
though as he wants
to focus on it full
time
mod6: TMSR is
the rock
that
the water breaks upon, not
the other way around.
ckang: but i get you
too, dont compromise your beliefs
to appease 1 person.
ckang: anyways it was a good discussion i will follow up with him
tomorrow, however removing
that phrase from
the
topic might go a long way in smoothing
things over a bit
a111: Logged on 2018-04-05 04:18 mircea_popescu: lol so in
the end ns1/ns2.qntra.net are
the pizarro nameservers ?
mircea_popescu: at least
this one admits it. usg still
trying
to claim it's a legitimate state.
trinque: imagine
the honesty. when you get
to
the state dept, it says state dept.
ckang: well, i can understand his point
though.
theres a lot of 'proper'
types on freenode
mircea_popescu: ckang from experience it's a
ticket
to fame, but anyways.
trinque: ftr being indebted
to
trilema is good for you
ckang: i just want
to see
this happen,
think it would be good for his stuff from a codebase perspective
to have other smart eyes looking over
the implementation
mod6: lol, i didn't even see
that
the
topic changed.
ckang: yea, need
to figure
that one out still.
mircea_popescu: anyway, he can't really "create an alt nick", what, i'm going
to give
thousands of dollars
to random people ?
trinque: what network settings does
this
thing need?
ckang: mircea_popescu: hes just worried about his nick being associated with a group
that calls
themselves a
terrorist organization, I suggested
that he maybe create an alt nick for
the purpose of
the discussion and also
told him it would be a great review of
the project since you all know a good bit about
the stuff
ckang: ill look for her
tonight shes normally on late during
the week
mircea_popescu: oh, btw, whatever happened
to
that
trish chick ? did she ever find me my cartoon artist ???
ckang: and he wasnt sure what #trilema is about but saw
the 'terrorist'
thing in
the
topic
ckang: if
that makes sense?
ckang: his worry is
that he
thinks he will feel indebted
to
trilema
ckang: hey mircea_popescu I had a
talk
to zx2c4
to
try and smooth
things over a bit
trinque: mircea_popescu: sure am, oughta be able
to get
things squared shortly, couple days
hanbot: on
the mp-wp newsfront, i've a pressed genesis via phf's lastest leftwards/keccak vtools. am waiting on pizarro folks
to get apache & mod_rewrite going so i can
test it and see
to
the initial patches it'll need.
☟︎ mircea_popescu: douchebag qr code it's not one
thing, it has like 30 different versions.
there's
tiny 21 module v1
to > 150 x 150 modules later. a mid sized item is about 3-400 bits.
mircea_popescu: trinque o excellent news. so you all ok on
that score ?
trinque: iirc one
time I pasted an e-mail
to my dad in here
douchebag: my client is weird when it comes
to
that
douchebag: ill
tattoo a QR code on my ass if a BTC reward is involved +
tattoo costs