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BingoBoingo: Interesting, princessnell Do you want to qntra up a bit on the retardedness of conduct codes or should I do it?
BingoBoingo: Delusion https://i.imgur.com/3Gg3Y2q.jpg
mats: I wonder how many pieces of the eu/eurozone will be part of the caliphate in a few decades ☟︎
danielpbarron: i had a great margarita the other day at a local mexican resaurant; guy squeezed a lime infront of me (which is remarkable in these parts where most others use a "margarita mix")
ben_vulpes: danielpbarron: i have tasked $admin with procuring milagro cointreau and fresh lime juice for the entirely made up national margarita day
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: i keep an closet full entirely of wine and liquor at my office...
trinque: funkenstein_: I can at least confirm that it worked without incident in my case.
ben_vulpes: what'd adlai do this time? i didn't see anything notably lulzy in the logs... ☟︎
funkenstein_: it matches my unverified simulations. can i haz noble prize? ☟︎
funkenstein_: in other news I have made a measurement with an uncalibrated instrument with signal to noise ratio well under 1 part per billion
funkenstein_: I would resubmit the privkeytools patch to ml, but I'm unsure where the rebase should go (in patch order) and - would rather await further tests from trinque and others, seeing as this touches live ammunition
BCB: I actually have a full bottle of Deanston's Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky on my desk right now if anyone would like a taste.
mats: FB, TripAdvisor, and Sonos offices I've visited, have had folks with growlers on their desks, open bars, the works
BingoBoingo: One place I worked telephone answering department manager was a guy who kept vodka filled chocolates on his desk.
asciilifeform: but this is speaking strictly for the swamp, i have nfi re: the rest of the continent
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i was told long ago that there are, so to speak, 'dry' ~and~ 'wet' offices in usa, but did not see with own eyes until recently
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> the name's nevertheless familiar. where do i know you from ? << Bitcointalk
BCB: I thought it was turning into the bankchain
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform> pretty much asciilifeform circa late '90s << man i was having a ball late 90s. such days!
mircea_popescu: the name's nevertheless familiar. where do i know you from ?
asciilifeform: from this effect, i think, comes the proverbial 'but he was so happy! why did he eat the nagant?!' thing
asciilifeform: what i meant to say, is that i studied the Ancient Art of Shutting The Fuck Up
asciilifeform: but i think i spent more of my life adlaiing than not ☟︎
BCB: I just noticed it recently. Have had much time to poke around
BCB: I see you guys started a new Foundation
danielpbarron: i wasn't even nervous. I figured if MPEx wasn't going to win, I didn't want any part of bitcoin
danielpbarron: asciilifeform> thing is that you can't 'hodl' on coinbr, it has parking fee << so for i've more than managed to beat the parking fee
PeterL: so owning buldozer yields $x from rentals, does opening broker service yield $x from potential clients? I don't think the market is strong enough for that yet, but I could be wrong
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: same anywhere, i think
BingoBoingo: There are three places in town I could rent a bulldozer
asciilifeform: which is fair, but it means that i have no use for it
asciilifeform: and why would i want them to slowly melt away ?
BingoBoingo: I recommend it. Works well.
jurov: no, if I decide to, it will not be shut down at a moment's notice, the situation is NOT so dire
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-02-2016#1403585 << ok, my main concern is that I have quite a bit of shares that I had not intention of selling any time soon, and I'd imagine if you shut down you'd just liquidate it all at whatever the current bids are ☝︎
PeterL: I was thinking of typing gpg commands like in a terminal, I guess it can be as easy as clicking a button if you set things up
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-02-2016#1403533 << maybe just me, but i normally think of a ww2 mine trawl, the kind towed by a tank ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-02-2016 14:46:24; mircea_popescu: i wonder what's so hard about wot. people get in routinely, one a day by now or somesuch
davout: "i'll have to look into it sometime"
davout: mircea_popescu: "i have no time for this gpg business"
mircea_popescu: i wonder what's so hard about wot. people get in routinely, one a day by now or somesuch ☟︎
polarbeard: if I can drop an idea, perhaps tagging the ml submission subjects would help...
asciilifeform: i have given up trying to telepath out what is and isn't obvious to folks
polarbeard: I see the light.
mircea_popescu: "hey guise, is seattle legit ? my girlfriend got a job here but i dunno... i looked on the itnernet and it seems like a real town and whatnot, but how can i be sure ?"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i always thought someone should just take all the bs "hey guise is bitcoin legit ?" noob questions, take them to craigslist, replace bitcoin with name of city and go all concerned-like
BingoBoingo: I guess it's time to mount some of the comedy goldfish so captured on the wall https://archive.is/qI4mt
polarbeard: asciilifeform: oh, so I should actually finish having b/tinyscheme *and* b/bitcoin/src/shiva ?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i left shiva1 an island to emphasize that it is a heathen and largely unverified turd (tinyscheme)
BingoBoingo: I catches that as well as commedy redfish and bluefish.
mircea_popescu: i thought it caught comedy goldfish
asciilifeform: i actually bashed my head over this
polarbeard: I certainly shaked the tree a bit, will recheck
mircea_popescu: i guess i missed that boat, what with digg and myspace banning me and all.
mircea_popescu: i bow to your superior knowledges bb.
PeterL: I went to school with Crystal Champagne
mircea_popescu: i guess that can happen... i once knew a chick Dusty Diamond. she was a... ahem. cough. coder.
Reydev: i guess there will be Athenes enough in the BTC space that love to show off their holdings
polarbeard: yay, now I'm feeling it
fluffypony: polarbeard: I once met <insert name here>
mircea_popescu: Reydev i was actually in the wow closed beta. it... sucked.
mircea_popescu: notably, i have NEVER seen a woman so deeply humiliated as that chick obviously is
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: he said he wanted to be famous, so I was namedropping his name like he's famous :)
Reydev: i played wow for a while, dont ban me plz
fluffypony: I was joking - he wanted to be famous, so I was name-dropping
fluffypony: you know guys, I once met polarbeard
polarbeard: I want to be anonymously famous
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes> GOOOOOOOOALD << i rolfed.
ben_vulpes: "talking to the community about my “analysis paralysis loop” caused by the excessive amount of available tools to choose from and to investigate resulted in the community suggesting to try out, spend time, learn and investigate four more technologies that I haven’t even considered in the first place. Good job, Javascript!"
ben_vulpes: https://medium.com/@pistacchio/i-m-a-web-developer-and-i-ve-been-stuck-with-the-simplest-app-for-the-last-10-days-fb5c50917df#.tq2thlp8r << checking in from the lulzfactory
assbot: I wish I had read this when it was originally published! : mtgoxinsolvency ... ( http://bit.ly/1owfa0s )
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/mtgoxinsolvency/comments/44f775/i_wish_i_had_read_this_when_it_was_originally/ << in other lulz.
DicePower: I'll try to reupload
DicePower: I assume it's the same fingerprint post upload?
danielpbarron: i guess they don't have it in there yet
asciilifeform: ftr tumblr_nrqrymGFeu1uu92gho1_1280.jpg is the single hottest chick i've ever seen in a bitmap.
asciilifeform: see, THIS is what i meant !
mircea_popescu: i have nfi idea who even entertains the nonsense of the "internet trader" mind, but it's beyond fucking ridiculous.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron> would it help if there weren't any expectation of speedy order matching? I don't really care about sniping so much as setting long term orders and letting it sit for a while << kinda the entite fucking point of a broker in the first place.
shinohai: I'm not sure, more r/btc drama I haven't read through yet. I had to stop reading and help a buddy fix his broken core wallet.
danielpbarron: would it help if there weren't any expectation of speedy order matching? I don't really care about sniping so much as setting long term orders and letting it sit for a while
assbot: Logged on 11-02-2016 23:07:05; jurov: if i found out nobody cares about my work, could not resist throwing in something spiteful
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-02-2016#1403205 << I care! And I would be very sorry to see coinbr shut down. ☝︎
asciilifeform: i diagnose a severe, possibly life-threatening failure of the imagination...
asciilifeform: and i kept waiting, waiting for that paragraph
BingoBoingo: OMG THEY ARE ARMING THEM https://i.imgur.com/tkbuAZu.gifv
BingoBoingo: I'm just disappointed giant ground sloths did not make it to the present
gernika: I suppose DNA is not a blockchain? Proof of sex?
mircea_popescu: incidentally, the third person in the monty python sketch was whistler. "I shall be born when and where I want, and I do not choose to be born in Lowell." whistler.
asciilifeform: (i am told that there are places where they can be.. hunted)
asciilifeform: i'd like to visit civilization.
mircea_popescu: i did say civilisation.
jurov: if i found out nobody cares about my work, could not resist throwing in something spiteful ☟︎
asciilifeform: 'i thought i had a good job! but that was before i learned, how we'd make 'new and tasty' ! '
jurov: i'm not actually into who-has-it-worse contests
asciilifeform: jurov: i spend most of every day churning out crud that nobody will ~even read~
mircea_popescu: 2nd i guess.
mircea_popescu: in other "life sucks" news, i've been trying to buy a red lacquered fine leather ball gag for the past fucking week. this country thinks itself a masterful leather manufacturer, NOBODY has it.
jurov: maybe someday when i learn to live off air.
jurov: but i can definitely tell myself that hacking trb and eulora client by deep immersion for days would be better life than this.