assbot: Mysterious disappearance of Tom Butterfield? (Bitcoin blogger) : Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: some buttcoin blogger found a willing woman somewhere, disappeared from buttcoinsphere ?
mircea_popescu: (if he had any sense, the stuff wouldn't be on shitter, turddit etc, but here. gl to anyone getting it off, ever.)
ben_vulpes: i'm just looking at r/bitcoin for the first time in ages
mircea_popescu: i need to hire some moar trolls to stir up the pots again
ben_vulpes: "hey do you want to get paid to troll idiot bitcoiners?"
mircea_popescu: no, put her in the position where i go "shoot" at her.
ben_vulpes: still, what does shoot mean in this context?
mircea_popescu: like someone says "hey mp, i got an idea" and i go "shoot".
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform and i suppose you propose classical russian
mircea_popescu: "hey, it's the best synthesis of greek and latin you'll ever find"
ben_vulpes: anyways, i already pinged her its not like i really need permission
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes this is how my mind works all the time. just, usually i translate to human speech better.
mircea_popescu: anyway, someone should make an erlang with triple mode verbs and complete declension. need like 130 iq to speak it.
ben_vulpes: <tenyks> Portland, OR is 86.4 F (30.2 C) and Scattered Clouds; windchill is NA; winds are Calm
mircea_popescu: cazalla nah that comes out as an uninterpreted bitstream to me.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 219 @ 0.00258008 = 0.565 BTC [-] {7}
mircea_popescu: this is the problem with techies making things. no respect for history.
mircea_popescu: and for that matter, why do they not use the normal fucking aspect classification and have to make their own fucking words omgetc.
assbot: Unqualified Reservations: Hiatus
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah I spotted that last night, hopefully he will re-appear in print at some point
decimation: German has declension, although there are some irregularities
decimation: whenever I study German for awhile it makes me feel like an idiot for speaking English
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: mr mold << i'm hoping to see the archives in a sane format sometime soon.
assbot: 4 from Portland area linked to online meth ring, indicted on federal charges | OregonLive.com
assbot: Twitter appears to be blocking links to bitcointalk.org and other bitcoin sites : Bitcoin
assbot: Declension - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
novusordo: i laughed at the hypothetical sentences more than I should have
novusordo: but then the laughter subsided and a sense of inferiority crept in for only speaking english
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.2502251 = 2.0018 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.24778124 = 3.9645 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28874 @ 0.00082194 = 23.7327 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: novusordo: but then the laughter subsided and a sense of inferiority crept in for only speaking english << best gift you could give your head, learn a language.
mircea_popescu: but one which comes packaged with an actual culture. learning shit like esperanto is beyond pointless for this reason. much like learning any "cool" lingo, there's no benefit for being able to speak like the 70s if you
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes lol at reddit going ono twitter is censoring us, let's make a party to get twitter banned from twitter!
mthreat: i'm gonna open an esperanto disco
assbot: You can't drive around with a Dogecoin sticker on your car and not be a nice person. : dogecoin
mthreat: it'll have a "pasvorto" (password) to enter
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: doge sticker << dude's not trolling?
mircea_popescu: dignork: chetty: evil keyboard will do wonders on windows, with ctlr-esc+cmd+cr combo, not so much on other OSes << what's that do on win ?
kuzetsa: yes, please pleasure my genital
kuzetsa: sure, it was a typo, but pluralization for a single person's genitalia doesn't make sense anyway
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22500 @ 0.00082562 = 18.5765 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: im so thankful for all the weirdo bored kids in the us being kept on life support. without all the time they waste navel grazing all these obscure jokes would be pointless.
assbot: FRESHNESS BURGER - YouTube
dignork: mircea_popescu: it opens "run" input, which is as good as shell
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves: i didnt bother reading the incel details much << the restated maslow pyramid towards the end is the meat of that article.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34950 @ 0.00082277 = 28.7558 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: mike_c was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 7 hours, 26 minutes, and 41 seconds ago: <mike_c> wasn't bolivia the one that banned bitcoin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.2411 = 2.411 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.240167 = 2.4017 BTC [-] {4}
dignork: so I'm confused, why btc debit card is a bad idea?
mircea_popescu: "here, please add your physical details to all your btc transactions".
dignork: well, tx is immediate, fees can be almost zarro
mircea_popescu: "you get in exchange all the idiocy that made you want btc in the first place"?
mircea_popescu: i prefer cash to a card irl. CASH! the filthy, inconvenient, falsifiable crap, 2000 years old.
dignork: nope, it's bad, but actually something like greenaddress doesn't have to be that way, with some legal trickery, if amounts are small enough it can dodge KYC
mircea_popescu: it used to be. and then i had planned to change it LATER
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2400001 = 1.2 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: dignork i mean i get it, exploitative married bitch figures she's still the hot shit, long after you sent her off. and so she keeps calling, "honey, i know you love me, why don't you let those three nineteen year old olympic gymnasts be and come scratch the hairs on my fat belly".
mircea_popescu: i mean obviously, why not. add the shit you make to anything as if it were a good thing, put hfcs in drinks, whatever.
mircea_popescu: i can see it. i can't see why anyone'd fall for it given an option.
mircea_popescu: a cheaper, better, more readily available, cheaper, better option.
dignork: mircea_popescu: so basically you're saying that vending machines will never accept btc
assbot: Bitcoin prices, Bitcoin inflexibility pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.24989925 = 1.2495 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.2499 = 2.499 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11500 @ 0.00082774 = 9.519 BTC [+]
atcbot: 40 minutes and 5 seconds
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 687182.56 Est. Next Diff: 474244.61 in 348 blocks (#42336) Est. % Change: -30.99
atcbot: No data returned from PityThePool.com
atcbot: [CoinMiner Hashrate]: 0.02 TH/s
mircea_popescu: novusordo dun worry, unless you're shitting the hiccups its not ebola.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves So ATC has more opportunity than RON? Welcome to the new world order! << lmao this is actually quite literally correct. as unbelievable as that may sound.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 871 @ 0.00257313 = 2.2412 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37300 @ 0.00082274 = 30.6882 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2499 = 1.2495 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00082774 = 7.5324 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 203 @ 0.00264988 = 0.5379 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: Palette / Barf Circus :: COLOURlovers
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'Vexual', with hostmask 'Vexual!~amnesia@gateway/tor-sasl/vexual', is identified as user 'muXne', with GPG key id None, key fingerprint None, and bitcoin address 1Badmofonny75kX7FrVHpCpNsRxMrmuXne
Vexual: funny, fony, new new york
empyex: FabianB: Traded in last 24 hours: S.MPOE
assbot: How I accumulated 2-Million Stellar in Less Than 24 Hours Medium
ben_vulpes: is stellar a ripple fork or what? i've been too busy to do any research into the scamcoins du jour
Vexual: i can't be bothered reading that, but does the author sell the lot for bc?
assbot: Commercial Dishwasher Warewashing & Laundry - CMA Model L1X
punkman1: ben_vulpes: 24 racks per hour, what you gonna do with that
ben_vulpes: 2 wives 5 concubines 30 kids gotta obtain economies of scale somehow
ben_vulpes: besides this one hour hairshirt ecowasher routine is chapping my ass
ben_vulpes: high temperature and pressure is the only way to go.
Vexual: i read abut starcoin yesterday, and ive forgotten everything today
Vexual: markov chain or no, it's shit
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes well a fork is this process where someone who understands code undertakes to maintain an alternative repository of a tool.
mircea_popescu: what happened here is some nigerian kids happened on this new warez 0day XAHHOR site
mircea_popescu: where they found some hottt stufff that nobody knows about
ben_vulpes: i thought mccaleb wrote the thing in the first place
mircea_popescu: mccaleb hired some cheapo indian to write the codebase that karpeles "bought" and rewrote in php.
Vexual: i had an indian kid comment some code once
mircea_popescu: same mccaleb, with the proceeds of having stolen mtgox funds in that 2012 debacle when mtgox btc ended up 1 cent (you know, through using old pws that derpeles was too stupid to change)
mircea_popescu: bought slightly higher rated, nepalese coders to make ripple.
assbot: Game 22 - Death 7926 Life 2074 Year 261 - War of Life
Vexual: is the game addictive?
ben_vulpes: i think once you put the energy into figuring out the rules you're obliged to try to get your time/money back by playing
ben_vulpes: (or more accurately, how pricing etc works)
ben_vulpes: maybe i'm just lazy and stupid. that's always possible.
Vexual: can i win with all the bombs?
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.4285 BTC for Yes on "Difficulty over 21Bn by Summer's end 2014"
http://bitbet.us/bet/877/ Odds: 86(Y):14(N) by coin, 89(Y):11(N) by weight. Total bet: 16.0084 BTC. Current weight: 26,644.
Vexual: southern hemisphere wins
[]bot: Bet placed: 5 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $350 before September"
http://bitbet.us/bet/974/ Odds: 8(Y):92(N) by coin, 10(Y):90(N) by weight. Total bet: 18.99664694 BTC. Current weight: 28,757.
Namworld: It's 5am, woke up at 4am, couldn't sleep. I tried to move my regular sleeping schedule of ~4-12 am to 10pm-6pm in two day. I ended up only sleeping 5 hours per night.
Namworld: Normally I quit IRC around this time, not wake up.
Namworld: No, not at all, why do you think so? Maybe associated something somebody else said with me at some point and it stayed.
Vexual: ive a condtion where i can't differentiate n handels
mircea_popescu: well i got a condition where i can't differentiate canadian settlements.
Vexual: whos that viking that owns crypto-trade?
Namworld: Isn't it chaaang-noi that is in bankok?
Vexual: theres a few people in bankok
Namworld: Only one I know, but yeah, a few others around here might be.
punkman1: didn't thailand ban bitcoin for trademark infringement or something
mircea_popescu: soo, anyone know how to get in touch with Justin Gary (the magic the gathering player guy) ?
Namworld: Not the slightest idea, why the hell would you need to get in touch?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2000 @ 0.00257168 = 5.1434 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 463 @ 0.00255815 = 1.1844 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4537 @ 0.00254599 = 11.5512 BTC [-] {9}
Vexual: thailand first "banned" it when they realised it was good, hoping for bribes in the future
Vexual: china first "banned" it when the police casught some thft and realisied they couldn't take a cut without the blockchain seeing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18992 @ 0.00082653 = 15.6975 BTC [-]
assbot: gabriel_laddel +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
gabriel_laddel: Vexual: Thank you. I'm registered with gribble, but don't have the neccecary level to voice myself. As such, I shall note publicly that if I've something to say, I will ping a member of the channel.
Namworld: Well off I go. Time to wander the great outdoors.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00082788 = 19.7863 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 525 @ 0.00256 = 1.344 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 875 @ 0.0025795 = 2.2571 BTC [+]
assbot: New Index Ranks Argentina 'Most Likely' to Adopt Bitcoin
xmj: how do i see a trust map, again?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 800 @ 0.0025249 = 2.0199 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 468 @ 0.00255 = 1.1934 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3600 @ 0.00268697 = 9.6731 BTC [+] {19}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 782 @ 0.00256262 = 2.004 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 225 @ 0.002501 = 0.5627 BTC [-] {2}
FabianB: chetty: so the BMOI is basically the Black Market and Opressed-finance Index
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 335 @ 0.00251096 = 0.8412 BTC [-] {6}
chetty: <FabianB> chetty: so the BMOI is basically the Black Market and Opressed-finance Index/ actually a pretty useful index, maybe not for btc
FabianB: yeah, the relation to btc is not clear to me yet
FabianB: and no idea what they mean by the word 'adopt'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1427 @ 0.00251458 = 3.5883 BTC [+] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.00250099 = 1.2505 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 695 @ 0.00250719 = 1.7425 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user gabriel_laddel has been recorded.
[]bot: Bet placed: 8 BTC for No on "And Then There Was One"
http://bitbet.us/bet/617/ Odds: 35(Y):65(N) by coin, 48(Y):52(N) by weight. Total bet: 21.63 BTC. Current weight: 28,584.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.71467340 BTC to 12`777 shares, 13420 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 24.23024716 BTC to 1`149`988 shares, 2107 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 490 @ 0.00251906 = 1.2343 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: How is XAPO getting away with this bull*hit?!
assbot: [UPDATE] Spring Hill Investment Trust [SH.IT] : BitcoinStocks
assbot: CryptOprah +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
assbot: pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
kakobrekla: mebbe he should hit the stripper forums instead.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla im trying to apportion this to multiple people. and also looking for moar!
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell pete_dushenski "AdT makes a strong argument that democracy is far from the only solution, and in fact pales in comparison to democracy in several key ways." << you mixed em up ?
mircea_popescu: you know proof of poof needs to come to the table sooner or later.
mthreat: proof of poof (like MtGox) or proof of proof ?
mircea_popescu: you're just jealous cause they're going home with hot women
assbot: Tom Haverford - Peacocking - YouTube
mircea_popescu: so what are girls supposed to ask, "hey, what's with the face" ?
chetty: Dig this tweet: I believe gay married couples should be free to protect their bitcoin-accepting marijuana businesses with their 3D-printed armed drones
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 43 @ 0.0147 = 0.6321 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00085078 = 4.2539 BTC [+]
zillabtc: I'm new to IRC so I'm still learning.
zillabtc: Im the owner of a BTC start-up
zillabtc: we haven't launched yet and I thought it would be good to meet the trading community
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 343 @ 0.00254727 = 0.8737 BTC [-] {4}
Duffer1: what's your startup zilla?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 1007 @ 0.00250484 = 2.5224 BTC [-] {16}
zillabtc: it's open to the pub right now only because of having to deal with the merchant provider
zillabtc: it's not functioning at the mo, unfortunately
zillabtc: still having to deal with some bank red tape
zillabtc: it's in a super early phase so please don't judge too much
Duffer1: what's the plan? btc payment service or?
zillabtc: plan is to allow for crypto purchase with visa
kakobrekla: zillabtc that doesnt work cause chargeback policies.
zillabtc: it does, I've found a merch provider that will
zillabtc: they will allow me to process BTC purhcases with Visa
mircea_popescu: "i want to cut a hole in a woman's belly and stick my penis into it". "you won't be able to find a woman that'll stand for that, it kills them" "no i found an exchange student that doesn't speak english but said she'll do it" "did you actually tell her what's involved ?" "no, not yet."
zillabtc: yes I have told them what's involved, otherwise I wouldn't be wating my time with them and I'd be processing via interac
zillabtc: they have full spec of what the business plan is.
mircea_popescu: listen, just because you said works at some indian working in a call center for 1.5 an hour doesn't mean you've done something.
mircea_popescu: there's a list of 100s of people did exactly what you've done, going all the way to 2010.
zillabtc: I inherently understand that it's been done before. it's simply the starting point to the finished product offering.
Duffer1: or are in the process of failing and being bet against
zillabtc: Yeah, duffer, i totally hear you and popescu on the topic, I do have to see it through though as it's not the only option for the final product. I hav another provider online that will definitely process with interac
mircea_popescu: hey, these discussions are informative not imperative.
zillabtc: totally understood. The visa thing has been eluding me for 6 months or so now. I absolutely appreciate the help and thoughts!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3500 @ 0.00245579 = 8.5953 BTC [-] {30}
Duffer1: "yo we just gave him so help"
assbot: gernika +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2200 @ 0.00240005 = 5.2801 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 700 @ 0.0024 = 1.68 BTC [-] {5}
ben_vulpes: lol gernika knows enough to try to !up but not that it doesn't work without ratings
gernika: I've just been reading through contravex and trilema for the past few days.
gernika: I knew !up wouldn't work without a higher rating, but wanted to see what would happen anyway.
mircea_popescu: "The two greatest difficulties for women to overcome in their own methodology is that they are only at a sexually viable peak for a short window of time (generally their 20s) and the fact that the qualities that make a good long term partner (the Good Dad) and the qualities that make for good breeding stock (Good Genes) only rarely manifest themselves in the same male. Provisioning and security potential are fantastic
mircea_popescu: motivators for pairing with a Good Dad, but the same characteristics that make him such are generally a disadvantage when compared with the man who better exemplifies genetic, physical attraction and the risk taking qualities that would imbue her child with a better capacity to adapt to it’s environment (i.e stronger, faster, more attractive than others to ensure the passing of her own genetic material to future gene
mircea_popescu: how the fuck is this supposed to work ? GD is somehow not as good as GG in spite of the best genes being apparently.. GD-type ?
mircea_popescu: why would a species maintain fitness for an undesirable complex ?
mircea_popescu: watch out, everyone's got a computor, and an internet connection, ergo everyone's a scientist nao.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 750 @ 0.00241 = 1.8075 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 440 @ 0.0024544 = 1.0799 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 295 @ 0.0024 = 0.708 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2086 @ 0.00240022 = 5.0069 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 265 @ 0.00343625 = 0.9106 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11218 @ 0.0000525 = 0.5889 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 3 BTC for No on "Bitcoin over $1000 before September"
http://bitbet.us/bet/866/ Odds: 15(Y):85(N) by coin, 27(Y):73(N) by weight. Total bet: 44.13375572 BTC. Current weight: 24,787.
assbot: Ebola terror at Gatwick as passenger collapses and dies getting off Sierra Leone flight - Mirror Online
ben_vulpes: i wonder if i'm far enough from the hubs.
BigBitz: Sounds a bit sudden for it to be Ebola, chetty.
chetty: well woman was 72 but yeah it still sounds fast
neuroTip: sorry, im in another chatroom trying to troubleshoot a tipping bot
neuroTip: i forget nick changes show up in every channel
neuroTip: heh, its not for bitcoin, so yes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 35 @ 0.26334285 = 9.217 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23447 @ 0.00085192 = 19.975 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: <BigBitz> Sounds a bit sudden for it to be Ebola, chetty. << not if he had it for a while.
atcbot: [ATC Diff] Current Diff: 687182.56 Est. Next Diff: 453337.53 in 338 blocks (#42336) Est. % Change: -34.03
fluffypony: ;;later tell pete_dushenski nice blog name change, confused the fuck out of me for a few minutes :)
assbot: BitBet - ATC to reach block 50000 on time :: 2.5 B (26%) on Yes, 7.05 B (74%) on No | closed 1 week 23 hours ago
cazalla: danielpbarron, you might also try wickedfire.com rerolled.org genmay.com
cazalla: i'd have to make new accounts as i get banned for shit posting so i lurk
cazalla: ok i'll do it, what exactly do you want done
mircea_popescu: basically, that. set people straight on the topic of bitcoin, and mention the relevant things
cazalla: if you're not happy with the quality, we'll just agree to forget the whole thing eh?
mircea_popescu: don't worry too much, just be sensible and that'll be good enough.
cazalla: not that i'm worried, it'd be hard to match mpoe-pr, she was good