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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1019 @ 0.00105098 = 1.0709 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: gpg rules everything around me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00199 = 0.199 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 943 @ 0.000138 = 0.1301 BTC [-]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.00555002 = 0.1832 BTC [-]
gribble: pgp was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, and 10 seconds ago: <pgp> yep... that's the plan
benkay: how you living, thestringpuller?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12247 @ 0.00082151 = 10.061 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3420 @ 0.000138 = 0.472 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.665237 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00133312749964 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin across the outer diameter of Saturn's rings (0.0024 AU).
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6403 @ 0.00082151 = 5.2601 BTC [-]
mike_c: that's him trying to hire, not looking for work :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000138 = 0.138 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000138 = 0.138 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 158 @ 0.0018501 = 0.2923 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00082539 = 6.9333 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3062 @ 0.000138 = 0.4226 BTC [-]
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ozbot: Twitter / MagicalTux: Last day in Poland~ some nice ...
dub: breakfast of champions
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dub: thats the french for you
dub: its probably a garlic cheesecake
benkay: gosh i would love to work for a ceo whose punctuation calls into question whether they are hiring or themselves looking for new work
benkay: THAT is the CEO of gox?
benkay: just from observing machine behavior from the outside incompetence was apparent
benkay: but this is the human who is their chief executive
benkay: he wears ears on his twitter photo
benkay: his personal blog is covered in anime shit
benkay: his personal site actually uses "revigorate" as a word
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2384 @ 0.0001275 = 0.304 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: and let's not disregard the idiocy of this: let's disregard the idiocy of this
benkay: everything tangent to the horizon
benkay: "o i will not change from this date forth"
benkay: "the evolution of the child who is running mt gox"
benkay: *rage rage rage rage rage*
mike_c: benkay you are going to die of an ulcer within two years.
ozbot: Twitter / nekohayo: Mastered new skill: lockpicking ...
benkay: how on earth the fuck does picking a lock give charisma points
benkay: 2 bottles of wine deep so my web-fu ain't with it tonight
benkay: what precisely does fortin have to do with anything?
benkay: the log has a "links only" view now, gecko_x2
dub: not sure what ever would have given a good impression about the ceo of gox
dub: also picking locks gives mad points with the bitches
benkay: when you do it with them watching
benkay: charisma is an inherent character attribute
dub: I've saved many a day in teh office
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00082539 BTC [+]
assbot: Last trade for S.NSA on MPEX was at 0.00019 BTC [-]
dub: chicks slide straight off their chair when they witness that shit
benkay: but saying "i derped a lock open" they just roll their eyes at you like a reggalar beta
dub: 'omg this dude is not only hot and earning like a nerdy baller, he's a badass too'
benkay: man i ain't arguing about rpg shit tonight
benkay: that's a whole 'nother chapter in my life
dub: im taking real shit nigga
dub: marketing bitch locked oout of her draw full of crayons, dub to the fucking rescue
benkay: did you miss the part where some fucker is actually referencing picking a lock and increasing character attributes?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00083348 = 10.0434 BTC [+]
benkay: but you seem to be missing some context
benkay: hie thee to the log, sir
dub: but in real life my charisma is maxed out
dub: along with my mana and dps
Hiro2: has anyone looked into buying bitmit.net ?
benkay: i want to see you and mircea go mano a mano
dub: that pasty motherfucker dont stand a chance
benkay: who's making odds tonight
dub: my crew used to get together and beat the shit out of each other for fun and I dominated
dub: and no fatass slouches were talking rugby players
benkay: dub's talking mad game
dub: also taken my fair share of beatings on teh street
benkay: let's make this interesting
benkay: will anyone make odds on mircea even fighting dub?
dub: I'll take odds on it never happening
nubbins`: if there was a bitbet involving a physical confrontation, i'd lay down
benkay: we don't need bitbet in this channel
benkay: we can all use gpg here, like big kids
nubbins`: "someone will challenge mp to a fist fight at bitcoin conference"
nubbins`: how many btc on "no" before someone decides to grab it? :0
benkay: it's actually a really shitty bet
nubbins`: doubt it would get approved ;/
benkay: everybody shakes hands
benkay: well with moron terms like that
benkay: it'd have to be something rigorous like "dub beats the ever loving hell out of mp"
benkay: 100:1 against immediately
benkay: still, shit criteria :(
dub: well I don't want to hurt the guy, make it first blood oslt
benkay: first blood doesn't mean shit, you've been in fights
benkay: fun is just beginning at that point :)
dub: although I did that with my buddy at a party once, bare fist.. he needed da ambalamps
dub: broken nose and crushed cheekbone
dub: from one punch too :(
benkay: still total coin toss.
dub: you could score boxing style but if he hasn't boxed before
dub: gonna get owned not guarding your body
dub: I got knocked the fuck out from a gut shot once
benkay: yeah but what if he closes mad quick and takes you to the ground for to deploy modern rasslin?
dub: well yeah I'd get owned if hes got some gracie shit goign
benkay: you've never done ground game?
dub: I've never done shit but stand up and punch hard
dub: luckily when you fight dudes in bars and on the street, they mostly cant fight for shit
dub: people with training dont get into fights
benkay: eventually one develops a sense of the actual stakes
dub: I have a buddy who is proper 3rd dan karate, none of this dan grade in a year shit, took him 20 years to get to 3rd
dub: messy drunk and I've seen him get into many situations that I swear were goign to turn real heavy, they never do
dub: dude just projects "i can fuck any number of you up"
benkay: whole 'nother skill set :)
dub: nah he doesnt say shit, they somehow just know not to fuck with him
dub: his total lack of concern probably
benkay: i once picked a fight with a pack of arabs in new york
benkay: home turf tho, i hopped over the bar after getting cracked pretty hard
benkay: luckily bar staff took my side
dub: bouncers watch you go for a bit then jump in when you start losing
benkay: don't bring your banker ass into my area, prey on my wimmins
dub: I fought 9 guys outside my favourite haunt once, lucky those dudes had my back
dub: got a few of them before they got me tho
benkay: ugh i hate fighting though
benkay: these days at least. once upon a time less so.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0059 = 0.118 BTC [+]
dub: I miss it at times, walked out of a bar drunk as fuck last year, theres a big group of kids going at it down teh street and I start wading in before gf drags me back
dub: just seemed like a bit of fun
benkay: i told a mess of kids what was fighting outside a bar the other day to grow the fuck up
benkay: that was a new experience
benkay: telling someone to grow up
dub: yeah, bit more at stake these days
dub: until 25 my life goal was to die in a gunfight with cops
benkay: onwards and upwards i suppose
mike_c: i guess you failed at it :D
benkay: got you some btc and the whole world changed?
dub: now its two mortgages and getting dat superyacht
dub: time to gtfo this lab
KRS1: call it "Virtual Current Sea"
KRS1: thats what I have picked out
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 97 @ 0.00106505 = 0.1033 BTC [+]
dub: the good ship crypto
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10065 @ 0.00083348 = 8.389 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.0010501 = 0.21 BTC [-]
KRS1: hmm you'd get pulled over too much in the U.S. if you ever come here
KRS1: I would..I mean "Hash Boat" for real?
KRS1: Thats like calling a boat "Cocaine"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.62 BTC [-]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 316 @ 0.0010501 = 0.3318 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11324 @ 0.00083327 = 9.4359 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 315 @ 0.00185 = 0.5828 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 585 @ 0.00185001 = 1.0823 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1304 @ 0.00105 = 1.3692 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7500 @ 0.0001275 = 0.9563 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1759 @ 0.00105 = 1.847 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.0001276 = 0.2552 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3150 @ 0.00105 = 3.3075 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 63 @ 0.00186 = 0.1172 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5950 @ 0.00082679 = 4.9194 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 380.11002, Best ask: 380.22614, Bid-ask spread: 0.11612, Last trade: 380.11002, 24 hour volume: 18810.11241169, 24 hour low: 339.01, 24 hour high: 383.73, 24 hour vwap: 365.36448
ozbot: Feel in danger? Stay classy, buy a bulletproof suit - FRANCE 24
dub: the perfect xmas gift for that special cyrptoanarchoterrorist in your life
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 800 @ 0.00105 = 0.84 BTC [-]
gribble: Nick 'davout', with hostmask 'davout!~chef@unaffiliated/davout', is not identified.
gribble: Nick 'davout', with hostmask 'davout!~chef@unaffiliated/davout', is identified as user davout, with GPG key id 13288EAB01713428, key fingerprint 291237F37A2C023CADBED52513288EAB01713428, and bitcoin address None
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1809 @ 0.0001276 = 0.2308 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2705 @ 0.0001375 = 0.3719 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: itBit Launches Bitcoin Exchange with $5.5M in Funding - The Genesis Block
jurov: that Rich Teo looks very fuckable
jurov: oh and bitcash.cz exchange was hacked and btcs stolen
ozbot: Why you can’t invest with Cryptostocks pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm aware of all the overloads you ppl have been causing, and i'm getting a beefier setup for trilema this weekend.
☟︎ assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9248 @ 0.00082667 = 7.645 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: Would recommend to add a form to buy credits quickly.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.61029705 = 12.2059 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.60230769 = 7.83 BTC [-] {6}
BingoBoingo: A trilema credit form would make it easier when people get pissed I bumped them into the paywall...
pankkake: clicking on the credits gets you a romanian page, not very helpful too
mircea_popescu: meh. i updated the message but apparenlty not the page.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 953 @ 0.00105 = 1.0007 BTC [-]
davout: also refreshing the page on the same article eats a credit
davout: also randomly ended up on "The advantages of having a baby"
davout: "Quite often will you hear of partners that abandoned their business to go back to teaching (the rough equivalent of a circus dancer all things considered)" <-- LOL
mircea_popescu: this is to officially notify you that we have received a confirmation advice from the International
mircea_popescu: Monetary Funds External Auditors Committee, World Bank, United Nations Organization
mircea_popescu: and the Federal Reserve Bank of America respectively via International Payment Voucher Number:
mircea_popescu: IMF/FRBWDC/BOA-93WB82UN567-G requesting our bank to direct the HSBC BANK USA N.A, a subsidiary of the Federal Reserve Bank of America
jurov: as in, watched pot never boils?
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 950 blocks | Estimated Change: 11.8688% in 5d 19h 27m 15s
davout: the cryptostocks thing is priceless
mircea_popescu: yeah, i'm mostly writing these as they happen because in like two centuries they will be worth at least 1 btc each.
mircea_popescu: "mom, i'm hungry" "hush, i'm coding. you ate yesterday"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6 = 1.2 BTC [-]
pankkake: and I just learned a new word: shitlord
mircea_popescu: nonsensical fringe basically consists of insulation (otherwise it wouldn't survive).
mircea_popescu: part of this insulation is inventing words all the time. thus shitlord and douchecanoe and fireperson and so on and so forth.
mircea_popescu: the less intelligent people can follow their nonsense, and even better, the less intelligent people can be bothered to follow their nonsense, the better chance of still being around in a year feminists have.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.0008215 = 3.9021 BTC [-]
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: mra
mircea_popescu: every single definition on the first page is beyond butthurt.
mircea_popescu: and with that i'm done with my current review of gender-related-retardation, my sides hurt.
pankkake: oh, tumblr :/ where penetration is rape
ozbot: Obama Initiative Spawns Identity Based Bitcoin Greenlist – Bitcoin Magazine
mircea_popescu: did the romanian guy that stole it from buterin and co to "sell" it to bitpay&co not run with it yet ?!
ThickAsThieves: it seems to be more of an outlet for the writers to try and look like they know whats up about stuff
mircea_popescu: no but there was this acrimonious split earlier, when vladimir guy got ousted by the coffee gofer.
mircea_popescu: maybe this magazine should come as a collection of presentation sheets attachjed to a slinky.
mircea_popescu: bitcoin is so totally going to 500... all these lolz support it.
ThickAsThieves: my dentist has heard of bitcoin, "it's all over the news" he says
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2385 @ 0.0001375 = 0.3279 BTC [+]
jurov: mircea_popescu:btw you know the same thing as dragontales happened before with fidor bank?
jurov: lol seems the traffic from trilema took cstocks down :D
jurov: We're sorry, but something went wrong.
Vexual: hes chinese looking and lives in sydney
ThickAsThieves: the webwallet is called Inputs.io (just in case you wanna be specific)
mircea_popescu: what, and miss an opportunity of arguing over badly specified bets ?
gribble: Current Blocks: 269218 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 925 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 19 hours, 37 minutes, and 30 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 578686259.228 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.26142
jurov: Vexual: you're gonna put up "WANTED: chinese looking, indetifies himself as TF. 10BTC reward" posters over sydney?
mircea_popescu: i wonder if anyone realises all the computation that went into the blockchain so far could have probably cured cancer.
Vexual: no, id get 100,100 delivered and wouldn't be able to pay and i wouldent want them anyway
ThickAsThieves: well maybe ASICMINER gets into that type of thing one day and we can indirectly claim dogooderhood
Vexual: all of them with their cousins id that doesnt say tradefortress
mircea_popescu: jurov it just depends on what exactly you're calculating :) the advantage of hashing is that the forumulation is simple.
jurov: imho most directly comparable thing is Folding@Home
jurov: it could have progressed 100x faster, not sure it can be done on ASICs
mircea_popescu: not actually as simple as the blockchain, which is why probably not asic-able.
Vexual: perhaps the blockchain will cure cancer
mircea_popescu: i wonder if dogooderhood comes with hoodies and a year's supply of dogfood.
Vexual: yes i don't know if sha256 exists in natural life in any form
Vexual: perhaps watching the chain grow will present some eureka moment where we find that life on earth is just a currency invesnted by some cosmic satioshi eons before
jurov: Vexual maybe if you'll upload yourself into a blockchain and get used as a currency
jurov: until someone sends you to 1BitcoinEater
BingoBoingo: Vanitygening 1BitcoinEater is probably the Bitcoin equivalent of folding at home
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 4 days, 18 hours, 41 minutes, and 53 seconds ago: <smickles> $avg
mircea_popescu: incidentally, since it's a topic. i've not much followed it, but i know folding@home has been going for a few years
mircea_popescu: has any sort of useful science whatsoever come from it so far ?
Vexual: they should give shares on future patents, and watch the computing power go up
Vexual: and how does one know theyre not folding airbourne aids?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.595 = 1.19 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.60999999 = 6.1 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.61 = 2.44 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69358300 BTC to 1`387`166 shares, 50 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00563965 = 0.423 BTC [-] {6}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Not that I'm aware of yet. From what I understand folding proteins is sort of the raw brute force work that happens many steps before useful science. Kind of like guessing nonces... Maybe mining is a decent comparison.
mircea_popescu: sooo, six weeks in, obama's thing has managed 50k signups
mircea_popescu: with such a great launch they should be ipoing that shit
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo yeah, many steps before, but still... eventually we gotta see somerthing i guess
benkay: brute forcing reality fails on the grounds that reality moves way fucking fast and has for a long time
benkay: but the incentivized humans may have pulled a trick or two while the nerds were stroking
ozbot: Algorithm discovery by protein folding game players
BingoBoingo: benkay: Your second link looks promising, aspies as ASICs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.0008215 = 1.8484 BTC [-]
ozbot: Patents by Assignee The Board of Trustees of the
benkay: let's go track down an aspie
BingoBoingo: I hear there are quite a few in -otc and -dev
Vexual: those molecular biology patents stack up when you have a free supercomputer
Vexual: The Government has certain rights in this invention. Support was also provided under NSF award MRI-R2 “Acquisition of a Hybrid CPU/GPU and Visualization Cluster for Multidisciplinary Studies in Transport Physics with Uncertainty Quantification.”
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.585 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 73 @ 0.0056001 = 0.4088 BTC [-]
ozbot: Diamondoid monolayers as electron emitters Patent
benkay: monochromatic electrons! neat!
Vexual: i wonder if thats in the new laser canon?
ozbot: Composition and Method For Upconversion of Light
benkay: one might munge that into a rectenna
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.04799999 = 0.144 BTC [+]
Vexual: that diamondoid patent is funny, apparently the navy is interested in making flat panel tvs
benkay: wait Vexual are you sober!?
Vexual: id think those new 4k panels will put out a bit of heat
Vexual: HDMI1, HDMI2, SHOOTDRONE
Vexual: i guess it would cure cancer if you stood in front of it
ozbot: Obama, getting crushed in the marketplace pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
nubbins`: now there's a name from the past
nubbins`: i think goldstar, which ended up being swallowed up into the G of LG, made a 3do system at one point
nubbins`: yeah, i believe panasonic licensed the technology
nubbins`: afaik goldstar was the only other company to actually take up the offer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.33286138 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.04835 = 0.1451 BTC [+]
ozbot: [Lasers] US Navy/DoE 'free electron laser' weapon system destroying a helicopter and missiles - YouT
Vexual: the patenet from stanford where pando labvs is, they would have modeled many electron configs on a system such as that
mircea_popescu: i thought folding mostly has to do with protein configurations
Vexual: the navy and the doe are on the patent, but it mainly mentions flat panel tvs as an application, no actual mention of fel
Vexual: it does any shemistry you want
benkay: as opposed to hemistry
Vexual: they might have used their own gpus
ozbot: Schneier on Security: Bizarre Online Gambling Movie-Plot Threat
mircea_popescu: also for the record, the 9/11 "operation" cost something like 20k if memory serves.
mircea_popescu: even accounting for the 300% obamainflation, that's still a small enough sum that it can be obtained by selling a couipla cars.
benkay: and totally distracted baby me from the argentinean crises
ozbot: Video Of White Supremacist Learning He Is 14 Percent Black May Be The Best Thing Ever
benkay: the cackling fat black woman is my favorite part of the video
pankkake: doing a terrorist attack is incredibly cheap and easy
pankkake: sometimes the stupidity around it makes me want to demonstrate
pankkake: but then I'll end up in prison even with no actual damage done
Vexual: The author states that a nanocrystalline material is essentially a new type of diamond film whose properties are largely determined by the bonding of the carbons within grain boundaries.
nubbins`: lel, just got off the phone with a supplier
nubbins`: "hey, you were trying to set up a wholesale acct with us?"
nubbins`: no idea who they are or what they sell
nubbins`: somehow they have all our info
nubbins`: "ok well i guess someone wanted the account, go ahead and set us up"
nubbins`: totally not related to the work we do at all, but w/e
nubbins`: after hanging up and checking out their website, i realize they sell this obscure ink remover we've been trying to track down for weeks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 250 @ 0.0010501 = 0.2625 BTC [+]
davout: pankkake: let's discuss a couple targets, i needed a new door anyway
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 865 @ 0.00012825 = 0.1109 BTC [-]
ozbot: [WTB/WTS] Casascius Holo Error / Collectible Marketplace
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1500 @ 0.00012825 = 0.1924 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 110 @ 0.0010501 = 0.1155 BTC [+]
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 101 @ 0.0010501 = 0.1061 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 194 @ 0.0010501 = 0.2037 BTC [+] {2}
bitesak: too popular articles ! what on earth is happening here
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.58268338 = 3.4961 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.00559 = 0.1342 BTC [-] {3}
ozbot: U.S. authorities arrests man for selling guns online for Bitcoins - Updated News
mircea_popescu: bitesak anyway, for now the solution is to try again in a few minutes siort of thing
nubbins`: they arrested him for selling guns online, full stop
benkay: next up: disposable plastic firearms
benkay: ;;ticker --market bitstamp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 350.0, Best ask: 350.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.50000, Last trade: 350.5, 24 hour volume: 20610.25241994, 24 hour low: 323.78, 24 hour high: 357.0, 24 hour vwap: 345.151004566
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 2047 @ 0.0010501 = 2.1496 BTC [+]
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: ^ there's been a lot of this happening around the house lately
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 312 @ 0.00198998 = 0.6209 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 291 @ 0.00209898 = 0.6108 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7393 @ 0.00012825 = 0.9482 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 569 @ 0.00209898 = 1.1943 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: what kind of things could one use to measure inflation? there's the obvious gold, but I'm looking for other things, like pizzas, oil…?
pankkake: to be clearer, I'm looking for things with price feeds
mircea_popescu: the only way this was ever done was a composite basket sort of thing.
mircea_popescu: say something like 10% oil 5% gold 15% pork bellies 20% grain 20% average housing costs 30% minimum wage
pankkake: yeah, I know those ones, but first of all the ratio is usually pullet out of someone's ass
pankkake: and I'm looking for something sexy like "how many pizzas is a bitcoin over time"
pankkake: gold is the easy one, perhaps oil too
mircea_popescu: thats what i'm saying, there's not been a better solution than pull a basket out of ass
pankkake: though they probably update it only once a year
nubbins`: alcohol is generally subject to varying levels of taxation from country to country, so it doesn't make as good a barometer
pankkake: indeed, and that taxation vary from year to year (one of our government's genius idea was raising the beer tax - yes there is a tax specifically on beer)
nubbins`: oil isn't useful as a measure of anything aside from OPEC's influence
pankkake: many political events can affect it
pankkake: and gold, well. though I can use price feeds from people who trade physical gold, it follows the rest
nubbins`: what this boils down to is that the aforementioned basket, for all its flaws, is still the best solution
mircea_popescu: which is why things like bitcoin are economically useful.
mircea_popescu: or w/e, "which is a way to explain the economical usefulness of things like bitcoin in classical terms"
pankkake: I'd like to have some sort of long term graph, in the sense that having bitcoin go up in value while the currencies it is tracked against lose value by themselves, is not that useful
mircea_popescu: fiat loss of value is a tiny fraction of bitcoin increase.
mircea_popescu: in this sense fiat inflation is a rounding error, you'll never measure it.
mircea_popescu: as bitcoin settles closer to something like 1mn us whatevers, then fiat inflation will be more visible.
pankkake: I have a feeling fiat inflation is going to explode sooner or later
pankkake: but herhaps it will be a slow painful process
thestringpuller: to bitcoin, because if/when it goes out of control, there will be a different unit of account btc
jurov: and since when was bitcoin under control?
thestringpuller: if inflation goes out of control it won't be seen in bitcoin accurately because people will stop using fiat as a unit of account
pankkake: then I could switch my system to track it directly in BTC
jurov: i think it will end up more like in argentina, official rates faster and faster divorced from actual market ones
jurov: only that in ar it didn't end yet
mircea_popescu: jurov i suspect the us will fail like argentina, yeah.
thestringpuller: a bailout is when someone gives someone else a bunch of money to save their ass
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10255 @ 0.00081695 = 8.3778 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: a bailout is when a government spends from the tax chest to save a failed business.
mircea_popescu: a bailin is when a government confiscates third parties funds to save a failed business.
mircea_popescu: so. chryser is bankrupt. bailout : govt gives them 10bn in govt backed credit. bailin : govt orders anyone who ever bought a chrysler car to pay 1k to chruysler.
mircea_popescu: amusingly enough, people STILL put money in their banks.
benkay: also argentinians expect it at this point
benkay: keep their money in cars and land
benkay: hilariously - cars are a better store of value in argentina than pesos
pankkake: I'm surprised by how fast cars supposedly drop value
pankkake: in France we have some sort of accepted price fixing
benkay: it's just for new cars, the immediate depreciation. there's some psychological value to
benkay: a new car, apparently.
pankkake: I've seen more problems with new cars than with older ones :p. at least you know the older one has eliminated the bigger defects
Apocalyptic: I've seen it used by car companies for promotional buybacks, otherwise I don't know how thoroughly it's followed
pankkake: no I don't pay much attention ;)
davout: just don't buy the driving school cars
pankkake: ahah. I wonder what's their life expectancy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 1605 @ 0.00022102 = 0.3547 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5245 @ 0.00081695 = 4.2849 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 640 @ 0.00022101 = 0.1414 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 4017 @ 0.00105 = 4.2179 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: [ANN] Crypto-Trade now allowing users to create their own securities
mircea_popescu: "- The system is similar to BTCT and Litecoin Global, so security owners from there should feel at home!"
pankkake: if by home you mean begging on the streets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 98 @ 0.00209899 = 0.2057 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6255 @ 0.00081223 = 5.0805 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1631 @ 0.00209899 = 3.4235 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 139 @ 0.00209998 = 0.2919 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.002397 = 0.2397 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00013748 = 0.1375 BTC [-]
jurov: ;;rate wao-ender 2 "few transactions went well, also a longtime trustworthy manager of hackerspace"
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
jurov: ;;rate wao 2 "few transactions went well, also a longtime trustworthy manager of hackerspace"
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user wao has been recorded.
abrabtc: it's interesting that the asks for smg passthrough on havelock are lower than the bids for s.mg on mpex. must say something about the value of holding assets on havelock vs. mpex.
jurov: it says something about havelock withdrawal/transfer fees
abrabtc: hardly seems worth TaT's time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1286 @ 0.00012367 = 0.159 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 1286 @ 0.00013 = 0.1672 BTC [-]
abrabtc: there we go. nice arbitrage.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 543 @ 0.00105 = 0.5702 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 4 @ 0.04835 = 0.1934 BTC [+]
ryanmckenzie: Good afternoon, I am doing an article on bitcoin millionaires and the potential to become wealthy of bitcoin in the future. Would anyone like to talk to me?
jurov: ryanmckenzie: article for ?
jurov: which outlet, i mean
gribble: nefario was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 6 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, 42 minutes, and 47 seconds ago: <nefario> Those assets are not listed or traded anymore
jurov: i'm afraid all such persons are long gone
ozbot: Bitcoin TOP-500 Richest
mircea_popescu: fun fact : edinburgh university has produced more scholarship than the entirety of the united states.
Uglux: they must be good at something...
mircea_popescu: kinda funny how naive as to how irc works the general population finds itself.
onnabus: be sure to go check out #labcoin for a "how to lose everything in bitcoinland" comparo
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 375.22, Best ask: 377.21498, Bid-ask spread: 1.99498, Last trade: 375.02508, 24 hour volume: 21866.77628925, 24 hour low: 356.81276, 24 hour high: 391.52574, 24 hour vwap: 375.97164
gribble: A market order to sell 10000 bitcoins right now would net 3370956.9345 USD and would take the last price down to 303.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 337.0957 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0015 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.04849999 = 0.1455 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2683 @ 0.00081734 = 2.1929 BTC [+]
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would sell 17929499 bitcoins, for a total of 21345204.3940 USD and take the price to 0. | Data vintage: 0.0110 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 12000000 bitcoins right now would net 21345145.0990 USD and would take the last price down to 0.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 1.7788 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 24.7396 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 282 @ 0.00106546 = 0.3005 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.32999889 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 504 @ 0.00106918 = 0.5389 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.30100401 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 55 @ 0.002396 = 0.1318 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1435 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.33281029 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.04835 = 0.2418 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 12 @ 0.04603333 = 0.5524 BTC [-] {2}
abrabtc: heh "There are more and more stupids coming into this business"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 115 @ 0.0010501 = 0.1208 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.002396 = 0.2396 BTC [-]
nubbins`: man, this is the THIRD fucking time i've received an email from coingig saying that i've got an order
nubbins`: and the third time i've logged into their piece of shit website and deleted all the products from my "selling" page
jimmybob: does anyone know a good documentry on the potential collapse of the usd?
nubbins`: does anyone know of a cookbook with recipes for making shit taste really good?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6901 @ 0.00081291 = 5.6099 BTC [-]
nubbins`: or, put another way, good luck :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.0056001 = 0.588 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 16 @ 0.044 = 0.704 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9350 @ 0.00081229 = 7.5949 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1200 @ 0.00106928 = 1.2831 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: ;;later tell jimmybob that'd be the thing. not a documentary per se but better - a book.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49817 @ 0.00081619 = 40.6601 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 488 @ 0.00105016 = 0.5125 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3011 @ 0.00104864 = 3.1575 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 477 @ 0.00104521 = 0.4986 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 130 @ 0.001046 = 0.136 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 110 @ 0.00104602 = 0.1151 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 7113 @ 0.001046 = 7.4402 BTC [-] {2}
dub: I fucking hate IT people
benkay: what'd they do today, dub?
dub: I'm sure there is some kind of IQ bar you need to limbo under to become an IT manager
dub: they are trying to excalate their complete lack of understanding as my problem
benkay: that's what the whole barracuda ipo is about
benkay: "i don't derp computers but i saw ads in airport the other day and WE NEED THIS"
dub: its an problem endemic in the enterprise space, companies seem to expect a guy that install windows all day to magically understand BGP
dub: don't recall specifics but I've had a look at some barracuda IP and my impression was 'run away'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.33277759 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 500 @ 0.0010665 = 0.5333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 5503 @ 0.00104508 = 5.7511 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 207 @ 0.00104004 = 0.2153 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 199 @ 0.00103016 = 0.205 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4200 @ 0.00013746 = 0.5773 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 11 @ 0.12000909 = 1.3201 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00560016 = 0.56 BTC [+] {3}
dub: this chinese nigga keeps calling me nigger
dub: vendor sent some RnD guys over to help with some lab shit, dudes have almost no english
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1056 @ 0.00103091 = 1.0886 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 904 @ 0.00102561 = 0.9272 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.11611666 = 0.3483 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 14 @ 0.08411428 = 1.1776 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.1434 = 0.717 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 72 @ 0.58164719 = 41.8786 BTC [-] {18}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.52087863 = 7.2923 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.295 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.59999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 311 @ 0.00556074 = 1.7294 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 178 @ 0.0055 = 0.979 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 404 @ 0.00540019 = 2.1817 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00013745 = 0.1375 BTC [-] {2}