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jcpham: boar sperm
tastes like bacon
Ukto: gotta
taste
test it
dub: every dose of jizz is
tracked, gpsed, monitored for
temp, consistency, flavour etc
Ukto: and decieded
to use it as a comment instead
Ukto: 'but
thought better of it
dub: the
tech in
that industry is fucking crazy
dub: livestock sperm management is something important
to all of us
Ukto: opening an envelope
that says for providing
the price of boar sperm?
jcpham: the
term "boar sperm" conjures up images
Ukto: the command says "for
telling us how much boar sperm costs
Ukto: on
teh donation check
jcpham: they
told you
to go fuck yourself
jcpham: ukto
those guys are foul
PsychoticBoy: forget all altcoin,
there is only 1 coin, Bitcoin
Ukto: "wikipedia is very important
to us because without it we would not have known
the exact volume of a dose of fresh boar sperm" ... cant we do without
that?
Ukto: LOL % of chart
that looks like pac-man
EskimoBob: mircea_popescu: when you pull
that usb key out of your ass, where you keep
that "big pile of bitcoins" you sit on, sell half a coin and go get yourself something nice. You know, it's
this
time of
the year. ;)
jurov: Ukto, don't forget
to make it as ugly as vircurex was.. I miss it
Lyspooner: what are
the chances
that
there is a better coin
than bitcoin
that we haven't heard of yet
Ukto: of adding ltc/nmc
to weexchange
dub: to use correct
terms back and front bum
jurov: indeed. mpex is
the Beast
they have prophesied
Ukto: you need
tenticals with sub-tentical spikes
jurov: shut it now when you still can.. when it grows sentient, nobody will be able
to!
Ukto: not
trading 1mil btc/mo yet
jurov: better
throsing exception
than acception a fractional number for a quantity
jurov: yea, i couldn't fathom putting out fires every
time new asset is listed like someone
jurov: kids, you need
to know how
to build
things
that *work* first
PsychoticBoy: btw most among us have more
than enough bitcoins (and other assets/money) otherwise we could not sit around on IRC more
than 8 hours a day
thestringpuller: old guys walk aroubd shameless in locker rooms all
the
time
mircea_popescu: depends whose. rich people show each other's wallets all
the
time.
PsychoticBoy: dont be egocentric mircea, You are not
THE bitcoinman
mircea_popescu: EskimoBob srsly ? here i sit on a humongous pile of bitcoins and you
think you'll somehow manage
to engage me in random interwebs dickery ? as if we're both equals, ramen fed nobodies floating abot ?
jurov: haha so he was
the one who suggested installing pimpex on server
EskimoBob: no need
to get all hysterical about it mircea
EskimoBob: if you cut off
the unusual spikes, you get nice useful chart like
the first one
there
EskimoBob: yes and no.
This was just a illustration
to show what happens
to vol chart
Ukto: EskimoBob: your saying done have it like
the first chart, right?
EskimoBob: 2 chart has mostly
this chicken shit at
the bottom, because few proportionally large
trades
mircea_popescu: ok, might as well make it public : re how many users mpex has : as per
the monthly reports up until
the end of nov it collected 2200 BTC in new user fees.
Ukto: the stupid shit
that comes
to mind when your sleep deprived.
Ukto: I just came up with an interesting idea.. on how
to use
the rules for liars poker.. in an multi-player browser based isometric game....
Ukto: and pay ppl 100satoshi
to find it
Ukto: I need
to hide an esteregg on
the site somewhere
mircea_popescu: <jurov> not unicorn. mermaid << dragon approves of
this notion.
Ukto: its
too squat I
think
EskimoBob: taller? will not really help you if
the difference is huge. It's just a waste of space
EskimoBob: one huge
trade renders
the whole chart useless - what's
the point
EskimoBob: Ukto: it's probably good
to cut of
the huge spikes so
the regular stuff is still visible
dub: oh were back
to porn, hi ciuciu
Ukto: when
the volume seciton on
their graphs group up
trades, its displaying
the lowerst volume count
EskimoBob: jurov: and maybe a questionable use of .us
TLD helps and lets not forget some porn for spice.
Then everything becomes legal
dub: the redeeming factor of MPEX is you actually have
to at least have some significant motivation if not >0.1$ of a clue about finance
to get a seat, it'll be hard
to argue
that
the
typical mom and pop retards fell into investing on it
Ukto: they didnt pay
tho :P
Ukto: to
the same one I use
Ukto: cryptostocks changed
their graphs
EskimoBob: i
think
they need
to add a picture of a unicorn and PGP key.
Then it will be OK?
dub: people willing
to completely ignore
teh probable illegality of it all or convinvced
that
thesse 'JUST FOR
TESTING NOT A REAL EXCHANGE LOL' clauses in
the
tos will protect anyone
dub: WRT
that quote about how
these other 'exchanges' get
their clients, seems
to me
that
they are just mopping up
the jizz left behind by nefario and
the only clients
they will get are
those still convinced
the GLBSE model works
EskimoBob: I see
that angry "PR" joke blabbering something. Maybe you need
to
talk
to her?
jurov: EskimoBob,
try
to read
that shit in "Gamma SatoshiDICE Pass
Through"
thread after yourself. really
dub: a
table
thumper is
that person in
the corporate world
that operates by being overly forcefull, loud and petulant.
They sometimes get results because other parties give in
to
their position because its easier
to just make
them go away but ultimately nobody wants
to deal with
them and
they end up managed out of any position of relevance
dub: EskimoBob: at some point I recall enjoying
the odd diatribe you emmited but now you just seem
to show up and blather incoherently in any
thread containing a poster you dont approve of. You are basically ciuciu 2.0
Doffx: Hell, its much worse
than burning.
dub: EskimoBob: someone needs
to offset your frothy mouthed
table
thumping
thestringpuller: smickles: how long will you ve offering
the lending deal on S.DICE
thestringpuller: is
there a way
to return
the ask bid and last price on a stock?
dub: kinda ripping off
the 007 bond on glbse
mircea_popescu: it is after all perfectly possible it just jumps
to 3% for a few months...
mircea_popescu: so it should
take 1.9%. for many months
through variance it was more like 1%