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dub: we need this guy in -trollbox statte
dub: you gettin trolled
mircea_popescu: who pleas with the hotel staff ffs ?!
mircea_popescu: "Certainly it was not the hotel staff, they just left the door open in the middle of the night for anyone to walk in. Which is pretty lame considering that they had turned down my plea to have a 24-hour guard,"
jurov: yea, am saying since quite some time
mircea_popescu: dude this is the best the internet has to offer.
mircea_popescu: I had planned for an overkill in all respects, so my organization worked pretty well because of the extra capacity, even after the hotel turned hostile after the CEO refused to acknowledge that they had blown it (and he still lives in his denial afaik).
mircea_popescu: it takes him 16 hours of labour to go through the sauna ?
mircea_popescu: "I have pretty many coins and I store them with pretty many precautions. By many, I mean that it takes me an approximately 16 hours of my prime work time to do it, and it also does not happen without a considerable monetary cost."
jurov: have yet to research what does that mean
jurov: today just got email from my llc consultant that they want to consider me as financial service and bank
jurov: that's easy to approve if you don't need to cash out
mircea_popescu: i approve of this message.
optimator: i think that last search explains a lot
mircea_popescu: which country doesn't have room for 20 people ? tuvalu ?
mircea_popescu: or 5. it's ok, they squeeze in ?
mircea_popescu: wait. the country shouldhave room for 20 people ?
mircea_popescu: romania doesn't grand asylum to fucktards.
optimator: Doesn't Romania fit that description?
mircea_popescu: room from 5-20 ? whats that ?
optimator: from memory: the country should be natural, 20-30 celcius, organic food, and room for 5-20
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i thought running water was mandatory for 2 star classification.
mircea_popescu: victims of their own danger of breakdown
dub: I've actually never come across a fin that wasnt a fucktard
Willdude123: So was the private key on a laptop?
mod6: its just crazy talk
dub: I think this dude is a supertroll
dub: im still stuck wtfing at "which in a 5-star hotel means that you run out of water in 2 hours, followed by evacuation since you are not in a position to run a supernode without water, and risk a danger of breakdown"
Willdude123: Were they lost by the staff? Stolen?
mod6: omg that guy needs to stfu
jborkl: Lol, that guy is such a asshat
Willdude123: So what happened to the bitcoins in the sauna?
asciilifeform: there's just one place to hide btc in a sauna. here: http://www.usmbooks.com/cyanide_capsule.html
Willdude123: What's this sauna thing about?
jurov: Willdude123: theoretically yes, but satoshidice disproved it several times
mircea_popescu: i don't think anyone even heard of the steamy security room before.
mircea_popescu: now that is true.
jborkl: rub and tug gone bad?
jurov: and to use sauna as security room
jurov: no he's the first one to use bitcoins in sauna
mircea_popescu: jurov so basically his way of becoming relevant in BTC is claiming he used to have bitcoins at some point before the sauna.
bgupta: Not gonna say I didn't see it coming… as I did and deliberately decided to be on the correct side of history. If more than one person came to the same conclusion at different points in time, more power to em.
Willdude123: Is tomorrow when the divs are paid?
Willdude123: I wanted them quick though.
Willdude123: It's not too much of a problem.
Willdude123: Bought them now.
jurov: apparently. oh and as a result he decided promptly to: "I will not do anything."
Willdude123: Is 0.0165 a bit too much to bit for an ASICminer share?
mircea_popescu: seeing how you're stuck predicting things months after they happened already or some shit.
jborkl: Hey guys, lets play hide the Yubikey OK, not gay or anything this is for national security
jborkl: there are only so many places to hide your Yubikey in the Sauna
jurov: The sauna WAS the "security room" of the conference...I DID NOT leave my computer + the keys + 2 factor auth there for the reason that I was stupid, but for the reason that it was designated to be the MOST SECURE place, with higher rating than the hotel room..
Willdude123: It's just it'd make more sense to use enwp.org
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Willdude123: Is a hooker the same as a prostitute?
dub: Willdude123: you call the hookers, I'll get some blow
bgupta: Actually no $2 coins. The reality is that those who US folks with stakes in btc are the lucky ones who got in before it got a lot harder.
dub: in the interim, $2 coins
bgupta: My take on Gox news, is that gox was a grey currency market for USD -> BTC. Predicting as a result of DHS trying to stop currency conversion, that the market will bifurcate, into regulated exchanges and balck exchange. My sense if history is anything to go on, that prices will be better on black exchanges.. and will eventually make up much of the volume.
dub: bitcoin is for trrsts
taub: well there's still plain wire
taub: what you think bout that homeland security deal?
gribble: There are currently 34961656 bitcoins demanded at or over 0.0 USD, worth 19541810.9541 USD in total. | Data vintage: 116.5149 seconds
mircea_popescu: best proof that mtgox doesn't really matter one could imagine.
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 115.80001, Best ask: 116.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.19999, Last trade: 115.80001, 24 hour volume: 68069.54565023, 24 hour low: 109.42198, 24 hour high: 119.80002, 24 hour vwap: 115.60158
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 112.85002, Best ask: 112.97000, Bid-ask spread: 0.11998, Last trade: 112.97000, 24 hour volume: 63165.98317902, 24 hour low: 109.42198, 24 hour high: 119.80002, 24 hour vwap: 115.68728
kakobrekla: more like 10-100 times.
kakobrekla: i thought they had at least 10 times that.
jborkl: Garzik has had a Avalon since January - I do not think he is poor
dub: dev team has no incentive to unfuck bitcoin
dub: I think this is the problem
truffles: yep knew what they were in for
ThickAsThieves: clearly satoshi new when to disappear
truffles: clearly satoshi nakamoto needs to come back to fix everything
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 111.66337, Best ask: 111.99000, Bid-ask spread: 0.32663, Last trade: 111.99000, 24 hour volume: 53895.50132168, 24 hour low: 109.42198, 24 hour high: 119.80002, 24 hour vwap: 116.04770
truffles: as someone looking at the btc shenangians its just wow
benkay: i forgot how much i'd have to explain for this to be a worthwhile conversation for a second
truffles: theyre just one big target
benkay: if the traffic went elsewhere the lag would decrease
benkay: toplogically identical to "if fewer people traded on gox it wouldn't have the lag problems it does"
truffles: so the lag is spread out?
benkay: that's a pretty trivial conclusion...
truffles: well if there were good alternatives maybe it wouldnt grind to a halt
benkay: any bitcoin news at all and the gox engine shits itself
gribble: MtGox lag is 75.984144 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.152271373815 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Jupiter and Callisto (0.12567 AU).
benkay: hey check this out
benkay: what they're supposed to do has nothing to do with what they actually do
benkay: they take their fines unrelatedly to whatever they're notionally supposed to do
truffles: if u believe govt does what its supposed to then yea
gribble: There are currently 28530.865 bitcoins demanded at or over 101.0 USD, worth 3058167.41481 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0060 seconds
Diablo-D3: the government takes those fines very seriously
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 112.51000, Best ask: 113.00000, Bid-ask spread: 0.49000, Last trade: 113.00000, 24 hour volume: 43011.94624705, 24 hour low: 112.71496, 24 hour high: 119.80002, 24 hour vwap: 117.29708
truffles: i wasnt really following the whole chat though
Diablo-D3: higher? they're the third largest bank in the world.
benkay: "we are too big to fail and too incompetent to implement this. how much do we have to pay?
benkay: that's not corruption, that's compliance :)
benkay: massive corporations can, though.
benkay: "you" can't pay them off, truffles
gribble: MtGox lag is 39.868904 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0798968372215 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Saturn and Titan (0.0802 AU).