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bitesak: go to the
jurov: does anyone know how to access signature function in electrum? i want to make a cheatsheet for users
topace: people want to buy exactly 2.00 bitcoins
topace: man the crypto-locker phone calls keep on coming
jurov: maybe it chewed at btct, too
jurov: you mean the *same* rat?
pankkake: hmm… maybe it was a rat that chewed mpex's power cables
pigeons: more fun to call it FDA, again
jurov: i think twas only freudian slip, elsewhere they mention only the FSA
dexX7: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDA_(trade_union) < i think this is the "fda"
jcpham: trading tokens is fine
pigeons: ok, seriously, what I don't get. If its okay to open an exchange in the UK so long as you comply with all Food and Drug Administration safety rules, why did he have to close GLBT?
ozbot: Founder reflects on the closure of Bitcoin stock exchange GLBSE (Wired UK)
ColdHardMetal: although that's from May. Just linked from a Oct 29 story.
bob____: so.. his theory is that last time the crash was due in large part to gox not being able to handle the volume. But this time we have bitstamp!
dexX7: really, the post is great ;)
bob____: um, i just read on cnn that bitcoin is toast.
ozbot: Why I believe we're on the cusp of the 3rd great Bitcoin bubble : Bitcoin
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 214.00000, Best ask: 214.11110, Bid-ask spread: 0.11110, Last trade: 214.11109, 24 hour volume: 9684.37267783, 24 hour low: 210.00000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 213.46971
nubbins`: bitcoin to the mars
kleeck: I kept trying to come up with exceptions. Couldn't.
kleeck: Ex, "I'm not saying it's ok to operate on stereeotypical assumptions, but I'll always have Jew do my taxes."
kleeck: The conclusion being: Anytime someone starts a phrase with "Look, I'm all for X, but Y" the Y == NOT being all for X at all.
kleeck: Did anyone read the /r/bestof post regarding the phrase, "I'm all for" or "I'm not saying" pre-cursor?
kleeck: "I'm not saying I can see the future, Bob, but this over. Permanently."
bob____: "and this time it will be permanent"
kleeck: "BITCOIN TO THE... MARS? MARTIANS LOVE BITCOIN! SPIKE INCOMING!!"
kleeck: How can I write a blog that looks like news... hmmm... Oh, look CNN.
bob____: the author of that post joined cnn "iReport" today
bob____: so cnn lets anyone post shit to their site? that is really odd
kleeck: RUN FOR TEH HILLZ
bob____: and where's the love for bitbet?
bob____: ^ last two sales
kakobrekla: im down to lesser number of euros than bitcoin again.
gribble: Error: You don't have the admin capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
ozbot: CoinSwap: Transaction graph disjoint trustless trading.
nubbins`: okay, in this order: coffee, book binding, t-shirt mailouts, supper, meeting, jam
jcpham: please do not share these secrets
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: dagga dagga t-shirts, mugs and magnets
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=worthless | 1. worthless. magikarp. magikarp is one of the most worthless pokemon. it's only purpose is to evolve into gyrados. mark as favorite buy worthless mugs & shirts.
jcpham: i win the internet fuckers
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=proper%20smickles | 1) To be really good. 2) As replacement to okay or great. Note: Usually said with half-hearted meaning or sarcasm OR with little or no interest in ...
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nubbins | 3. nubbins. 1. small breasts 2. nipples 3. fingers. 1. Check your nubbins! They're hanging out of your bathing suit, Savanna! 2. My nubbins look like milk duds! 3.
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gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Compton%20Silly%20Straw | The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and ...
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass-straw | 1. ass-straw. Someone who likes the ass juice. Your such an ass-straw! Dude your boss is an ass-straw... mark as favorite buy ass-straw mugs & shirts. by Xer0  ...
nubbins`: see, some of these are a bit put-on. you can't just stick a straw up someone's ass
kleeck: That space docking clip was a great tease!
pankkake: I'm ok with that
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching | The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20docking | Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking. ... Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate  ...
pankkake: oh god. at least this is better than space docking
nubbins`: i think this goes full-circle back to the fact that my mother doesn't live here: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nsa-xl.jpg
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin | The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
nubbins`: well. less dangerous than if i worked in an office, i suppose
nubbins`: i work from home, that'd be dangerous
jcpham: but it sounds like pumpkins are the real workhorses of honey production
nubbins`: and then what the fuck am i supposed to eat with my coffee?!
kakobrekla: then the global warming will really start.
kleeck: it's spiraling out of control. Soon, we'll have a shortage of bees due to a shortage of pumpkins which will lead to less pumpkins.
nubbins`: does this mean that if we start importing pumpkins we'll be overrun by bees?
pankkake: I blame the lack of pumpkins
nubbins`: bees are bros, don't kill them :(
nubbins`: i was gonna say all the people killing bees
pankkake: and who's to blame for the lack of bees?
nubbins`: "A lack of pumpkins this year is being blamed on low numbers of bees"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
jurov: ..i mean... it was online all the time but now you can place/cancel orders
bitesak: indeed, IP for example, i'm no expert and pretty sure you are more versed in these matters than me. All this google stuff is a bit much..
pankkake: no doubt about it, that's not the point
pankkake: well by IP? but to outsiders those are separate identities
bitesak: pretty sure they are linked in some way though?
bitesak: you mean not something like this http://imm.io/1jqx7 ?
pankkake: that's another thing: we shouldn't necessarily have only one ID
chetty: pankkake: not to worry once we all get chipped ID will be settled :P
pankkake: I don't know where to start to fix this
pankkake: mapping to unique governmental identities is stupid, but moreover, "i've known this guy for 10 years and never met him" should be much stronger than "I met this stranger once"
pankkake: well one time a guy had a lamp to check them, but otherwise… I could easily fool people
pankkake: asciilifeform> it's astounding that anybody thinks you can 'meaningfully establish identity' or somesuch through casual meatspace meetings with strangers. <= this is what most key signing documentation says. also it's how cacert works
jurov: Hi all... sorry, coinbr stuff will take a while. got some executed/canceled orders, with no TradeHistory entries.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 210.81553, Best ask: 212.93496, Bid-ask spread: 2.11943, Last trade: 212.94498, 24 hour volume: 10880.26613193, 24 hour low: 207.06000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 212.08113
BingoBoingo: I probably need to check Eve soon and set the skill que to another space ship.
BingoBoingo: Or is this the Alexander who wants more clouds so he can hump schneier moar?
BingoBoingo: Doesn't Mr Alexander have the starship enterprise office? Probably just butthurt he couldn't stop the clouds with his ship.
mircea_popescu: if you let people take a leak when they're in a spot they become much less likely to shoot your place up.
mircea_popescu: and you see, there have been exactly 0 school shootings in this county since forever.
mod6: if you even made it past the door without being frisked.
mod6: that shit here would get you a swat team probably.
mircea_popescu: he took about ten minutes to be convinced that yes, you can go into a motherfucking highschool to use their toilet.
mircea_popescu: few days ago i was with a us guy downtown and he needed to pee
mod6: its just like,.... "lol wow, THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS!"
mod6: what was even funnier about the whole thing... the security people didn't just ask me what i was doing there "my purpose" and then leave me be... they sat there with me for like 20+ minutes until someone came to meet me and escort me up to the proper floor.
mircea_popescu: uh. da fuck building of nazism is tyhis
mod6: this place is getting more bizzare by the minute.
mod6: so they nearly escorted me out of the building until they realized i had a reasonable "purpose". not like i had a giant duffelbag with me or anything.
mod6: "OMG GET RID OF THAT GUY!!!!111"
mod6: i was on my tablet, they probably zoomed in on me reading up on -assets from the cameras and nearly shit themselfs.
mod6: so i was in this building downtown today, nearly got thrown out for doing nothing more than showing up too early for a meeting and using the free wifi in the lobby. i had a suit on for christsake.
mod6: i like how up close the sunglasses read "STOP" on one lens and "SPYING" on the other.
mod6: ya. then it'll be "WIRETAP ALL THE THINGS!!!" ... "OH WAIT..."