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nubbins`: the trick is to start relaxing your piss muscles as you approach the urinal
pankkake: so you get my admiration too
pankkake: I have a hard time pissing in urinals
truffles: oh u made it seem like a regular thing u do
nubbins`: it was eight years ago, i'm sure the university cleans the shitters at least once a day
truffles: u went to check?
nubbins`: well it's not like the piss is still there
truffles: she doesnt have to go in there so..
nubbins`: one of the reasons, yes
truffles: so u r the reason bathrooms smell
nubbins`: i just relayed this story to my wife, and she called me her hero and gave me a hug ;(
Vexual: ever seen those one-way glass urinals?
nubbins`: after about 5 stops and starts, i decided i couldn't keep going like this
nubbins`: decided to piss in each of them
nubbins`: i was in a bathroom once that had 15 urinals
truffles: im trying to use normal words
Vexual: at the drycleaners?
pankkake: there's a guy named analbeard related to ciphermine, and their new exchange
nubbins`: my first PM on the forums was from a guy called JizzBeard
truffles: nowords in this song?
Vexual: the demo scene died with the psx
nubbins`: hi truffles
pankkake: Vexual: fuck, I even rember that song!
pankkake: lost them :(
pankkake: haha, that's so old
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Vexual: :) to im empty
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pankkake: well I guess the $ is still useful in programming
pankkake: just replace the $
Vexual: Move the tilde and put the B there
pankkake: that IPO thing on Havelock is weird
pankkake: so you can buy CBTC shares on the IPO for 0.00014, but trading's open
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 533.16996, Best ask: 534.13, Bid-ask spread: 0.96004, Last trade: 534.34999, 24 hour volume: 24666.85835108, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 534.34999, 24 hour vwap: 496.53434
jurov: that looks like frankfurt... gonna troll the ECB?
pankkake: I wonder why some people buy XBONDs one unit at a time
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 525.99999, Best ask: 527.99999, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 525.99999, 24 hour volume: 24026.79560328, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 528.66996, 24 hour vwap: 495.51297
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 511.2, Best ask: 514.26, Bid-ask spread: 3.06000, Last trade: 514.26, 24 hour volume: 23335.24096572, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 493.58488
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 501.0, Best ask: 505.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.00000, Last trade: 501.0, 24 hour volume: 22893.88629015, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 492.09677
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 500.0, Best ask: 507.705, Bid-ask spread: 7.70500, Last trade: 507.705, 24 hour volume: 22887.80231227, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 492.09397
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 516.03, Best ask: 518.9, Bid-ask spread: 2.87000, Last trade: 516.00002, 24 hour volume: 21879.11564701, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 519.0, 24 hour vwap: 491.12005
Kleeck: It was like this in April too.
Kleeck: Now, if the person has proven credentials, that's different.
mod6: yeah, that post was idiotic
nubbins`: same answer to both questions
Kleeck: When a stranger tries to give me advice I just nod my head until the noise stops and walk away.
Kleeck: Who takes advice from strangers, in general?
pankkake: why would anyone take advice from college students who never had a job?
Kleeck: If I'm a Bitcoin millionaire, guess who I'm NOT taking advice from?
Kleeck: Good God, Reddit. Lay off the "Dear BTC Millionaires" posts... FFS.
pankkake: they don't fail to entertain
kakobrekla: any non sucking germans on this chan? last call.
kakobrekla: you can never be too sure it doesnt come out as 699999999
pankkake: you really needed to ;;calc that!
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 694567452.223 based on data since last change | 693056756.949 based on data for last three days
mircea_popescu: well so why all the retarded litecoin shilling and general butthurt.
Apocalyptic: dude offered me to help him with coding in exchange of some % of ownership
pankkake: no it's another guy, but litecoinlocal seems to be skinnkavaj's
mircea_popescu: i vaguelly recal a litecoinlocal reference in there somwehre
mircea_popescu: wait, so he btcinve thing is actually his thing ?
pankkake: I don't know, I don't think many people bought that cheap
pankkake: it's lost 10% since then (a few days ago). though it was a shitcoin-for-turdcoin trade
mircea_popescu: i guess i should have bought ltc when teh guy said. now i've been totally left out of the cool kids club.
mircea_popescu: is this the kid with the litecoin shilling earlier ?
pankkake: did litecoin hit a new all time low?
mircea_popescu: pankkake there is probably a market for a zero fees exchange where people can eat each other's cow shit.
pankkake: hmmm. I must now convince environmentalists to eat cow shit. this is my new life mission
asciilifeform: pankkake: that's more of a 'eat recycled food! it's good for the environment and ok for you!'
pankkake: well there's every mcdonald's ever too
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform confirmed, there's at least one place in dear deustchland.
asciilifeform: betcha there's a market for coprophagic restaurants, too. do what you will...
pankkake: not enough money to be made I'm afraid
pankkake: obviously the exchange will also trade itself on those principles
pankkake: I still think there is a market for a zero fee zero approval exchange; no contracts and issuers can create shares at will
mircea_popescu: are we in this position where there's more play exchanges than dollars to the bitcoin ?
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=336734.0 I already had the guy ignored, marvelous
mircea_popescu: lol obama getting murdered in teh marketplace.
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pankkake: but I would never write a web appliance, I usually write the exact opposite, stuff to handle websites from the command line
pankkake: why, did he lose things?
mircea_popescu: hey, you're better than the poorfag running pympex via cygwin on a windoze box last year
mircea_popescu: o wait, that's coinbr is it ?
mircea_popescu: 11111/21212 who are the geeks!
mircea_popescu: our schmuck however, he's a nobody, owns 100k worth of illiquid crap and makes that much a year in a good year
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you had 'theorems to prove.' these fellows don't.
mircea_popescu: at the 1mn / year level other factors are in play.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform more ocmplicated than that. i quit, went to cr, got bored.
asciilifeform: think about it. it's the reason the $1mil/yr lawyers don't just quit after a couple of years and move to costa rica, and the like.
nubbins`: you get too romantic, you start to believe it
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform perhaps that's a cogent point, as to selection being mostly lineage.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: now you're getting to the heart of it ;)
nubbins`: "he'll always be an alcoholic, even if he never takes another drink"
nubbins`: but i mean, that borders on the esoteric
mircea_popescu: you don't stop being whatever the fuck you ever become./
mircea_popescu: cause he's all responsible and all that.
mircea_popescu: is he going to dive into bitcoin or is he carefully going to sit on the bylines, "neg"in Bitcoin as if it cares, all the way from .5 to 500 ?
mircea_popescu: but your wanna-be lawyer kid with a ton of debt ? he's responsible now, right ?
mircea_popescu: whether she does or whether she doesn't... she's not going to be her old thick self ever again.
mircea_popescu: she looks like she might win an open now, two years later.
mircea_popescu: i thought that's fucking dumb