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BingoBoingo: Actual snackman and bitbet's handling helps me keep the faith though
thestringpuller: that's like some Satoshi Dice shit right there
BingoBoingo: Right. If Snackman would have had his own wallet and sent 10,000 BTC with a 1BTC fee just to be timely.
mike_c: that would cause quite a bump in s.bbet. dividends to the moon.
thestringpuller: that's a scary thought
BingoBoingo: pankkake, The thing is they can stupid still in too large of amounts. Maybe snackman was only 10BTC, but there are still old coins in the hands of the stupid. ]
pankkake: yes, well, they can be dumb if they want to. but I consider it not worth the risk
BingoBoingo: pankkake: The way I understand bitcoin any tiny returns are too expensive because of counterparty risk. If a person wants to gamble they fucking gamble. If they want tiny but sure returns those cock sucking motherfuckers can stay the fuck out of my gambling hole.
pankkake: that too
pankkake: well even if you offered me a small return, there is still a risk. under a few percent I wouldn't bother trying
BingoBoingo: pankkake, SOme things naturally resolve much earlier though.
pankkake: anyway the easy solution, don't make the bet open for too long. resolution can be much later
BingoBoingo: Yeah, the last minute people don't care how poor their return is.
pankkake: I've seen many… for things like a 0.006% return
BingoBoingo: What scares me are people like the snackman cocksucker who sneak in at the last minute with near certainty, but can actuallhy get their transactions confirmed.
pankkake: perhaps you could make the weight go down faster and faster
mike_c: he tried to sneak in with minutes left and no uncertainty. this is not comparable.
pankkake: but it woulnd't have that kind of volume
pankkake: you can close the betting early
BingoBoingo: Well it is the snackman situation. If it wasn't for fuckers who try to sneak in the last minute... many bets would be better
mike_c: this is why? there's 5 weeks and a lot of uncertainty left.
BingoBoingo: And this is why last minute bet snipers suck.
mike_c: heh. you could more than double with a successful no on this one.
pankkake: I used to bet on new bets with my previous winnings, but now I'm only 0.03 up :p
pankkake: I have the same dilema
mike_c: but what happens next month when the nov. kncminers get fired up?
mike_c: pankkake: i was running the numbers on this yesterday, and it is super tempting for no.. http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Those sound delicious. We find Morels around here in the spring. Delicious. We make a lot of shit out of corn here, but I've never seen corn oil. Rapeseed is moar common.
pankkake: only 11%?! this is getting interesting
gribble: A market order to sell 9000 bitcoins right now would net 6347963.2698 USD and would take the last price down to 632.2288 USD, resulting in an average price of 705.3293 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0016 seconds
pankkake: pie in the face works really well. it made our fakeosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy MAD
asciilifeform: ones that require the subject to be hog-tied in a garret will naturally cost more than a mere splat.
pankkake: oh, it's Public Disgrace. I thought public-shame would be another one
asciilifeform: the exact type of humiliation, naturally, must be specified in advance.
mircea_popescu: ftr, when i read humiliation i'm thinking more http://www.blog.public-shame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1_blonde_babe_tied_naked_from_lighting_pole_in_public_place.jpg.jpg than pie in face.
pankkake: bill gates sued him but thankfully it didn't cost much
asciilifeform: (other humiliations, such as the dummy grenade thrown at mr. bush, could also count.)
pankkake: I'm sure Noël Godin takes donation
asciilifeform: here's an idea: humiliation market. anyone who gets pie on the face of the victim wins the bounty.
pankkake: yeah, bad taste
pankkake: so the trick was that the address https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=343150.msg3678584#msg3678584 was's obama on AssMarket. but no one bothered to google it :/
mircea_popescu: nah, it can be the secret motto noobs don't know about
deadweasel: words broken... topic.
deadweasel: does it fit in the top?
mircea_popescu: er tells dirty stories about her ex-colleagues to the refined Orthodox language teacher, who does not know whether to block her ears or to laugh. A spoilt rich wife has hung her clothes on all available nails, leaving no room for anybody else. The passage ends with: "In 24 out of 24 hours there is never a minute's silence ...
mircea_popescu: A woman screams because a mouse has run over her face. Bedbugs drop from the higher bunks onto the lower. Another woman screams because the little boy in the bunk above her has spilled the jam jar he uses as a chamber pot all over her. Somebody has whooping cough. Another little boy begs his mother not to beat him because in his sleep he wet the bunk he shares with her. She does and he squeals. A former night-club danc
mircea_popescu: only they can give it to you
mircea_popescu: you can't give them hpv throat cancer
pankkake: and/or be a tentacle monster
deadweasel: females have throat cancer from the hpv i game them, according this article...
pankkake: well, I'll need a third very flexible cock
mircea_popescu: females have three holes.
jurov`: pankkake: how does that follow?
pankkake: perhaps god meant for us to be gay
pankkake: why do females have two holes? doesn't make sense
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't want two cox
pankkake: if only! I don't understand why we are not born that way
deadweasel: Mp, put this man in a moving picture!
deadweasel: you have two cocks?1
pankkake: the moment you try to find out if you can remove an address? :)
mircea_popescu: litcoin. so they wanna buy it cause they figure it gets girls ?
pankkake: some full of spelling errors wanted to buy litecoins with paypal
pankkake: many French noobs want to buy litecoin it seems (but they barely understand what is a bitcoin address)
pankkake: (translated) "if you buy bitcoins to speculate, you should know that 1 btc is divisible by 8 decimals, so it won't be worth much"
mike_c: even a us senator doesn't have to put up with that level of stupidity
mircea_popescu: jurov` in all of them. she's making more than a us senator atm.
pankkake: sooo many users that are just going to get burned
deadweasel: he should pay her more and have her hang out here too :P
mike_c: whatever you are paying her to hang out in the den of retardation all day - it's not enough.
deadweasel: love them titties PR
ozbot: Are They All Scams?
gribble: mod6 was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 days, 17 hours, 59 minutes, and 52 seconds ago: <mod6> i like the article mp
mircea_popescu: it's very safe, can never be lost to hackers etc.
mircea_popescu: you can type a password in the search field at the start of each session.
mircea_popescu: it doesn't really need more than that, addies are automatic.
BigBitz: I spoke to him at BTC London. He's a nice dude.
BigBitz: in regards to Nejc.
Apocalyptic: ok good to know
mircea_popescu: incidentally, the snackman dood is this jewish kid : http://d13pix9kaak6wt.cloudfront.net/avatar/users/s/a/m/sam.weinrott_1360387671_08.jpg ☟︎
mircea_popescu: incidentally, i wonder how long before bitbet broker springs up, dedicated to making bets for noobs in a safe and pleasant fashion.
Apocalyptic: damn, didn't expect him to answer support tickets
Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, is Kodric the guy running Bitstamp ?
mircea_popescu: ppl make bets, then my ego gets called into question.
ozbot: BitBet - And Then There Was One
jborkl: ah, didn't know that
mircea_popescu: afaik anyone can tag an addy
jborkl: I like how blockchain tagged it shitloadofmoney
jborkl: you see that Mircea
ozbot: Bitcoin Transaction 1c12443203a48f42cdf7b1acee5b4b1c1fedc144cb909a3bf5edbffafb0cd204
BigBitz: Wow... BitBet and the 10BTC incident. lol. Brutal.
mircea_popescu: propositions, different thing!
kakobrekla: you know, the bitcointalk downtime.
mircea_popescu: who tampers with bets ?
kakobrekla: given your bets are not tamperd with.
mircea_popescu: this being after all the one reason parimutuel rules. pretty much the only place you can consistently get +ev if you're using the head.
mike_c: he couldn't even sit down and read the faq
mircea_popescu: definitely a bunch of bets that are (or at least seem to me) out of odds. if he actually sits down and figures shit out he's prolly +ev
mike_c: you want to know the best part? snackman will continue to bet on bitbet in a desperate attempt to get his money back.
mike_c: fwiw, when you run a gambling operation you need to be draconian and ruthless. Not cry over stupid gamblers. This is why mp is better suited to run a gambling operation than dooglus.
mircea_popescu: i dunno but some people like doing that.